Here are the names and details of all those charged with protecting Cambridge from the undesirable elements of society:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | Email Address | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Notes |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Chief of Police | Francis X. Clampazzo | James Robson | jr512@cam.ac.uk | J14 | Emmanuel | No Water | |
Mafia boss | Donbot | Tea Kew | tdk27@srcf.net | - | Clare | No Water | Please do not come murderise me at my house (which is on Arbury Road), as I have non-player housemates. Instead, here are convenient appointments: Sidgwick site lectures Monday 1100, Wednesday 1100 and 1200, and a Downing Site lecture Thursday 1100. I also play CUTT every week, both the interactive and linear. I killed the umpire once, I can kill you as well. |
Last Damnation | Hedonism Bot | Luke Bennett PHD | mhdf2@cam.ac.uk | Behind you. | Jesus | No Water | I am fearsome. Fear me. |
Bending Unit | Bender Rodriguez | Toby Crisford | tc393@cam.ac.uk | Room 26 New Garden Hostel | King's | Water With Care | |
Lord | Nibbler | Alison Madgwick | am2064@cam.ac.uk | Blundell Court 102, Sidney Sussex College | Sidney Sussex | No Water | |
The Annihilator | Morbo | Christian Greer | cwpg2@cam.ac.uk | Room 3, 8 Mortimer Road | Gonville and Caius | No Water | |
Star of the show | Boxy (alive by shocking twist!) | Augustin Zidek | az317@cam.ac.uk | Stephen Hawking Building room 1.01, West Road | Gonville and Caius | Water With Care | |
Ex-Captain | Zapp Brannigan (of the rebuilt Nimbus) | Carys Redman-White | cjr63@cam.ac.uk | Castle House B 24, Clare Colony, Chesterton Lane, CB4 3AA | Clare | No Water | If people come to my room, please be careful of my electric piano! |
Lieutenant | Kif Kroker | Rachael Gregory | rg457@cam.ac.uk | FF05, Cripps Court | Queens' | Water With Care | |
Supreme Mutant | Raoul Inglis | Joscha Thiele | jlt54@cam.ac.uk | Homerton, West House, room 110 | Homerton | No Water | Subject: Education with English. Occasional English lecture at Sidgwick. |
Sergeant | Smitty | Vincent Garton | vg273@cam.ac.uk | Great Court E5 | Trinity | Water With Care | |
Intern | Amy Wong | Mary Dai | mhd35@cam.ac.uk | P10, Memorial Court, Queen's Road | Clare | No Water | There's a computer and other electrical equipment in my room which should probably be kept away from water. I own a violin and I'd appreciate it if potential killers would avoid trashing it up. |
Captain | Turanga Leela | Hannah Lissaman | hl409@cam.ac.uk | Room 7, Staircase II, Library Court | Jesus | Water With Care | |
ALL GLORY TO | Hypnotoad (illusion) | Robin Elliott | rare2@cam.ac.uk | K3, Memorial Court, Clare College, Cambridge | Clare | Water With Care | |
Bureaucrat Grade 36 | Hermes Conrad | Melanie Mertesdorf | mvm26@cam.ac.uk | M16, downing college | Downing | Water With Care | |
Clone | Cubert J. Farnsworth | Emily Room | er364@cam.ac.uk | A12 New Court | St John's | Water With Care | This is a shared set and the roommate lives in the front half of the room. Please refrain from shooting her. |
Bending Unit | Flexo "Nah I'm not really dead" | Eileen Wagner | ew372@cam.ac.uk | Whewell's Court L4a, Trinity College | Trinity | Water With Care | I live in a shared room. |
Father Christmas | Robot Santa Claus | Chris Kitching | cdk23@cam.ac.uk | Downing, room I16. | Downing | No Water | Don't kill me! |
NOT CRAZY! | Roberto | Rahul Sharma | rs745@cam.ac.uk | room 3/4 new court | Christ's | No Water | hang around yusuf hamied centre and staircase 4 (in new court) at Christ's. |
Miss Earth\'s Moon | The Crushinator | Quintin Beer | qnb20@cam.ac.uk | Cripps C23 | St John's | No Water | |
Dr. | Ogden Wernstrom | Sam Mouat | sm965@cam.ac.uk | AA30 Foundress Court | Pembroke | No Water | |
Officer | URL | Izhan Khan | ik311@cam.ac.uk | AA15 Foundress Court, Pembroke College | Pembroke | No Water | Vegetarian, trained in self defence |
Mister | Horrible Gelatinous Blob | Michael (Mikey) Lynam | mal69@cam.ac.uk | Angel Court, room number B15 | Trinity | No Water | |
Politician | Brain Slug | Adam Leach | al664@cam.ac.uk | Q3a (Dokett) | Queens' | No Water | |
Leader of the Legion of Mad Fellows | Number 9 Man | Adam Foster | aef39@cam.ac.uk | Q5B | Queens' | No Water | |
Ruler of the Planet Omicron Persei 8 | Lrrr | Janusz Sikorski | unspecified | unspecified | Churchill | No Water | |
Gargoyle | Pazuzu's son | Patrick Stevens | pas84@cam.ac.uk | Room 9, staircase III, Library Court | Jesus | No Water | |
Whatever | Sal (again?) | Aashik Ashley Chhibber (known as Ashley) | aac52@cam.ac.uk | K122,Keynes Building, King's College | King's | No Water | Out of bounds during cloud-watching society meetings. (Saturday 3 to 5 pm) |
Sir | Zombie Churchill's head. | Winston Tan | whlt2@cam.ac.uk | 32J | Churchill | Full Water | |
Delivery Boy | Philip J. Fry (resurrected) | Zackary A S Hassan (known as Zack) | zash2@cam.ac.uk | Jesus College Second Court K11 | Jesus | Water With Care | The staircase I live in is also used for supervisions, with many professors lurking in the shadows. Also, please no cats, I'm allergic :P |
Eco-Feminista | Frida Waterfall | Gregory (Greg) Weir | gw325@cam.ac.uk | Room 9, K Staircase, Peterhouse | Peterhouse | No Water | Two fellows share my staircase. Make it subtle if you're hanging around late at night, I don't want to wake them up with shouting and loudness. |
These have gone to the great doughnut shop in the sky:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | College |
---|---|---|---|
Captain | Zapp Brannigan | Carys Redman-White | Clare |
Dr. | Perceptron | Robert (Rob) Seaton | Robinson |
Orphan | Tinny Tim | Lawrence Esswood | Churchill |
Cripple | Tinny Tim (with a broken arm) | Lawrence Esswood | Churchill |
Cripple | Tinny Tim (with an arm and a leg missing) | Lawrence Esswood | Churchill |
Professor | Hubert J. Farnsworth | Emily Room | St John's |
Cripple | Tinny Tim (with only 1 leg left) | Lawrence Esswood | Churchill |
All glory to | Hypnotoad | Robin Elliott | Clare |
Cripple | Tinny Tim (with no limbs) | Lawrence Esswood | Churchill |
Bending Unit | Flexo | Eileen Wagner | Trinity |
Delivery Boy | Philip J. Fry | Zackary A S Hassan (known as Zack) | Jesus |
Officer | Smitty | Vincent Garton | Trinity |
Sir | Winston Churchill's head | Winston Tan | Churchill |
Actor | Boxy | Augustin Zidek | Gonville and Caius |
Gargoyle | Pazuzu | Patrick Stevens | Jesus |
Whatever | Sal | Aashik Ashley Chhibber (known as Ashley) | King's |
Spokesperson for Mankind for Ethical Animal Treatment (MEAT) | Free Waterfall Jr. | Gregory (Greg) Weir | Peterhouse |
Penguins Unlimited. activist. | Free Waterfall Sr. | Gregory (Greg) Weir | Peterhouse |
Lawyer | Old Man Waterfall | Gregory (Greg) Weir | Peterhouse |
Target practice | Tinny Tim's desembodied head | Lawrence Esswood | Churchill |
League of Robots member | Destructor minus an arm | Lawrence Esswood | Churchill |
And these are the names of those who turned to the dark side of the Force, and paid the price:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | College | Crime |
---|---|---|---|---|
CEO of MomCorp | Mom III | Adam Beaumont | Churchill | Murdering the umpire |
CEO of MomCorp | Mom | Adam Beaumont | Churchill | Murdering the umpire |
CEO of MomCorp | Mom IV | Adam Beaumont | Churchill | Murdering the umpire |
CEO of MomCorp | Mom II | Adam Beaumont | Churchill | Murdering the umpire |
CEO of MomCorp | Mom V | Adam Beaumont | Churchill | Murdering the umpire |
Robot Devil | Beelzebot | David Pennefather | Churchill | Taking part in Mom\'s attempt to take over the world |
Target practice | Tinny Tim's ghost | Lawrence Esswood | Churchill | Being corrupted by the evil essence in Mom\'s dead body |
League of Robots member | Destructor | Lawrence Esswood | Churchill | Being corrupted by the evil essence in Mom\\'s dead body |
League of Robots spare parts | Destructor minus two arms | Lawrence Esswood | Churchill | Being corrupted by the evil essence in Mom\'s dead body |
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