The Assassins' Guild - Incompetence List
The Assassins' Guild - Incompetence ListThis is the list of incompetents:
This is the list of incompetent police:
| Real Name | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Rank | Pseudonym | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rahul Sharma | room 3/4 new court | Christ's | No Water | NOT CRAZY! | Roberto | hang around yusuf hamied centre and staircase 4 (in new court) at Christ's. |
| Winston Tan | 32J | Churchill | Full Water | Sir | Zombie Churchill's head. | |
| Robin Elliott | K3, Memorial Court, Clare College, Cambridge | Clare | Water With Care | ALL GLORY TO | Hypnotoad (illusion) | |
| Mary Dai | P10, Memorial Court, Queen's Road | Clare | No Water | Intern | Amy Wong | There's a computer and other electrical equipment in my room which should probably be kept away from water. I own a violin and I'd appreciate it if potential killers would avoid trashing it up. |
| Carys Redman-White | Castle House B 24, Clare Colony, Chesterton Lane, CB4 3AA | Clare | No Water | Ex-Captain | Zapp Brannigan (of the rebuilt Nimbus) | If people come to my room, please be careful of my electric piano! |
| Melanie Mertesdorf | M16, downing college | Downing | Water With Care | Bureaucrat Grade 36 | Hermes Conrad | |
| Chris Kitching | Downing, room I16. | Downing | No Water | Father Christmas | Robot Santa Claus | Don't kill me! |
| James Robson | J14 | Emmanuel | No Water | Chief of Police | Francis X. Clampazzo | |
| Augustin Zidek | Stephen Hawking Building room 1.01, West Road | Gonville and Caius | Water With Care | Star of the show | Boxy (alive by shocking twist!) | |
| Andrew Harland | room 6 house 8 mortimer road | Gonville and Caius | Water With Care | Doctor | John Zoidberg | |
| Joscha Thiele | Homerton, West House, room 110 | Homerton | No Water | Supreme Mutant | Raoul Inglis | Subject: Education with English. Occasional English lecture at Sidgwick. |
| Zackary A S Hassan (known as Zack) | Jesus College Second Court K11 | Jesus | Water With Care | Delivery Boy | Philip J. Fry (resurrected) | The staircase I live in is also used for supervisions, with many professors lurking in the shadows. Also, please no cats, I'm allergic :P |
| Patrick Stevens | Room 9, staircase III, Library Court | Jesus | No Water | Gargoyle | Pazuzu's son | |
| Aashik Ashley Chhibber (known as Ashley) | K122,Keynes Building, King's College | King's | No Water | Whatever | Sal (again?) | Out of bounds during cloud-watching society meetings. (Saturday 3 to 5 pm) |
| Izhan Khan | AA15 Foundress Court, Pembroke College | Pembroke | No Water | Officer | URL | Vegetarian, trained in self defence |
| Sam Mouat | AA30 Foundress Court | Pembroke | No Water | Dr. | Ogden Wernstrom | |
| Adam Foster | Q5B | Queens' | No Water | Leader of the Legion of Mad Fellows | Number 9 Man | |
| Rachael Gregory | FF05, Cripps Court | Queens' | Water With Care | Lieutenant | Kif Kroker | |
| Robert (Rob) Seaton | Room 23, 1A Sylvester Road, Cambridge, CB3 9AN | Robinson | No Water | Dr. | Perceptron (repaired) | |
| Emily Room | A12 New Court | St John's | Water With Care | Clone | Cubert J. Farnsworth | This is a shared set and the roommate lives in the front half of the room. Please refrain from shooting her. |
| Quintin Beer | Cripps C23 | St John's | No Water | Miss Earth\'s Moon | The Crushinator | |
| Eileen Wagner | Whewell's Court L4a, Trinity College | Trinity | Water With Care | Bending Unit | Flexo "Nah I'm not really dead" | I live in a shared room. |
| Vincent Garton | Great Court E5 | Trinity | Water With Care | Sergeant | Smitty | |
| Michael (Mikey) Lynam | Angel Court, room number B15 | Trinity | No Water | Mister | Horrible Gelatinous Blob |
And this is a list of corpses:
| Name | College | Pseudonym |
|---|---|---|
| Robert (Rob) May-Miller | Emmanuel | Lord Downey |
| [Someone drunk] | Corpus Christi | Dead-meat |
| Jack Brewster | Magdalene | The evil turnip overlord |
| Thomas Clausen | Trinity | Fluffi |
| George Williams | Clare | The Paddle |
| Steph Leddington | St John's | Steampunk Pigeon |
| Daniel Stephen Hunt (Dan) | Jesus | The Gruffalo |
| Tom Norris | Pembroke | CRUNCH! |
| Ruiyao Sun | St Catharine's | Frank |
| Kieran Lawrence | Gonville and Caius | The Sneaky Surgeon |
| Kabalan Gaspard | Queens' | Rent-an-Assassin |
| Gregory (Greg) Weir | Peterhouse | Professor Moriarty |
| Aashik Ashley Chhibber (known as Ashley) | King's | Blood & Strawberries |
| Bryony (Bry) Choy | Girton | NED |
| Melanie Mertesdorf | Downing | meleagrine |
| Rory Prescott | Emmanuel | Gaius Frakin' Baltar |
| Matthew Morgan | Gonville and Caius | that exciting feeling you get just before you go on holiday |
| Kathleen (Kat) Connolly | Robinson | clumsy ferret |
| Michael (Mikey) Lynam | Trinity | Blat |
| Owen hicks | Emmanuel | Princess Consueila Bananahammock |
| Haofeng Xu | St John's | smegmasnail |
| Will Thong | Magdalene | Giuseppe Garibaldi |
| Yarden Eitan | Wolfson | Yarneo |
| Anoushka Amin | Queens' | Cyborg Ginosaji |
| Matt Butler | Clare | The Minister of Funny Walks |
| Martin Levine | King's | De Terminator |
| Leo Cairns | Clare | Leonidas |
| Felicia Clara Jun Hui Tan (known as Felicia/FCT) | Fitzwilliam | Darren Koh |
| Yunjae (Jason) Lee | St John's | ukgentleman |
| Stephen Hobbs | Selwyn | Squirtle |
| Ben Redwood | Girton | TheWrathfulDaggerOfTheFourteenthSwampLord |
| Frederick (Freddy) Mills | Pembroke | Paul McCockard |
| Edward (Ed) Kim | Peterhouse | kimbo |
| Joscha Thiele | Homerton | The Milkman |
| Daniel Bendisi Kokotajlo | King's | Baron Kuckrich |
| Omar Shamayleh | Hughes Hall | Ian Cognito |
| Tom Byrne | Gonville and Caius | The Penetrator |
| Hannah Lissaman | Jesus | Charlotte Corday |
| Becky Bowen | Gonville and Caius | Derrick |
| Tudor Balan | Corpus Christi | PsyDuck |
| James Robbs | Trinity | Ezio Auditore da Firenze |
| Natalia Mole | King's | Miss Penguin |
| Thomas Ruddle | Pembroke | Frank Fontaine AKA Wheatley |
| Andrew Scull | St John's | DrYap |
| Thomas David Johnson (known as Tom) | Magdalene | Mr. Plant |
| Hannes Whittingham | Selwyn | Sheep |
| Ben Webb | Girton | Spherically Symmetric Cow of Uniform Density |
| Nathan Smith | Churchill | Blessed-Brian |
| Stephen Gould | St John's | TheWatchingEye |
| Jack Lowe | Girton | The Night Creeper |
| David Tennyson | Christ's | The Halk |
| Aneurin John (Nye) Redman-White | Sidney Sussex | Urist Zatusan |
| Cora Olpe | New Hall | nailPOLISH |
| Sam Behjati | Emmanuel | MickyMouse |
| Thomas (Tommy) Rychlik | Trinity | Carpe Diem AKA You only live once AKA Life is short AKA Memento Mori |
| Charlie Gatehouse | Girton | The Lone Hammer |
| Tristan Roberts | Corpus Christi | Schrodinger's Kill AKA the Killing vector |
| Mary Dai | Clare | Godfrey |
| Devang Agrawal | Queens' | Topological Nightmare |
| Katherine Macfarland | Emmanuel | Karmanator |
| John Dylan Musson (known as Dylan) | Trinity Hall | RedcoatAxemurderer |
| Gaia Tomazzoli | King's | Picci Killer |
| Johann Beleites | Homerton | Mr.Y |
| Brendan Clifford | Sidney Sussex | Caligula |
| Eleanor Hobson | New Hall | Alex Rider |
| Finnian Firth | Emmanuel | The Patriot |
| Martin Chan | Trinity | In West Philadelphia AKA Borned and raised in the playground |
| Mari Oye | Gonville and Caius | Mithra |
| Brennen Heames | Downing | Keyser Soze |
| Nina Jones | New Hall | Vetinari |
| Fred Heffer | St John's | Antoine Konigsberg |
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