The Assassins' Guild - Incompetence List
The Assassins' Guild - Incompetence ListThis is the list of incompetents:
This is the list of incompetent police:
| Real Name | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Rank | Pseudonym | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Andrew Zhao | T Street Room 10 | Corpus Christi | No Water | Lieutenant Commander | Simon "Ghost" Riley | OOB when carrying bass guitar in bag on back and when carrying badminton racquet in bag on back. |
| Robert May-Miller | South Court, Staircase M, Room 1 | Emmanuel | No Water | Ensign | Harry Kim | Known as Rob. |
| Alex Guttenplan | G5 | Emmanuel | No Water | Lieutenant Commander | Pavel Andreievich Chekov | Warning SHARED SET! Don't shoot my roommate. Also, OOB while carrying musical instruments or lab samples. |
| Frankie Robertson | W213, Wolfson Court | Girton | No Water | Borg Drone | Hugh | |
| Matthew John Cheetham | E18A | Girton | No Water | Ensign | Chakotay (brought back by the amazing prowess of the EMH) | Every morning for 9am lectures. Usually until 1pm. Thursday evenings at the West Cambridge site sometimes. |
| Fred Ward | E9A | Girton | No Water | Lieutenant | Klingon | I attend Sidgwick lectures most mornings. |
| Daniel O'Brien | Room 9, 6 Harvey Rd. | Gonville and Caius | Water With Care | NCC-666 | The USS Make S**t Up | Twitter shenanigans going down at http://twitter.com/hydroblade. OOB when carrying equipment for CTF. |
| Reuven Shirazi | G13 St. Michael's Court | Gonville and Caius | No Water | NCC-1701 | The USS Enterprise | Est-ce que vous pensez que je le ferais plus facile pour vous? snigger snigger snigger. |
| Jessica (Jesse) Daley | 212 West House | Homerton | No Water | Shambling corpse. IN SPACE! | Very definitely undead Zombie Space-Girl | I live on the Homerton site, but make regular trips into the Archaeology and Anthropology Dept. on Downing College and the comic-book store Forbidden Planet (another strict no water zone). |
| Stuart Gibbs | --- | Long Road Sixth Form College | No Water | Lieutenant | Silvio | |
| Arthur Savile | Room 8, 10-12 Chesterton rd. | Magdalene | Water With Care | Alien Cook | Neelix | |
| Britta Tarvis | East Strachey, Room 22 | Newnham | No Water | Dangerously Sentient Hologram | Professor Moriarty | |
| Alex Wheatley | 2 Pembroke Street, room 1 | Pembroke | No Water | Ensign | Unknown Yellow-Uniformed Ensign: Clearly For The Chop | |
| Hannah McLaughlin | L7, Cripps Court | Selwyn | Water With Care | Lieutenant | Leonard McCoy | Out on Thursday nights and Sunday evenings. |
| Richard Perez-Storey | Cromwell Court, room CF08 | Sidney Sussex | No Water | Somewhat confused android | Death-ta | |
| Aneurin John (Nye) Redman-White | Room 4, 1 Portugal Street | Sidney Sussex | No Water | Lieutenant Commander | Jean-Luc Picard | Please avoid antagonising my housemates. They may bite. |
| Emily Room | Cripps Building, D staircase, room 17 | St John's | Water With Care | Captain | Wounded Saavik | |
| Vincent Garton | I4 Blue Boar Court | Trinity | Water With Care | Klingon Legend | Kahless the Unforgettable | Also known as Vince. |
| Charles Board | Q1 | Trinity Hall | Water With Care | Lieutenant Commander | Riker |
And this is a list of corpses:
| Name | College | Pseudonym |
|---|---|---|
| Imogen Gold | Pembroke | Charon AKA Feathers McGraw |
| Stephanie (Steph) Leddington | St John's | Kitty Noone |
| Madeleine Kasson | Social and Dev. Psychology | The Contessa |
| Joaquim d'Souza | St John's | T-Pain |
| Renate Mckenzie-Onah | St John's | polka |
| Tim Lui | Downing | onoffon |
| Fred Maynard | Churchill | Tarquin |
| Prashin Jethwa | Emmanuel | Distant Villain |
| Charlie Collins | Emmanuel | Local Hero |
| Matt Green | Jesus | Ice Ice Baby |
| Aaron Miles | Clare | Mike Schmornoff |
| Jessica O'Driscoll-Breen | New Hall | ODB |
| Edward C West | Gonville and Caius | Chief campaigner to make the licky bit on envelopes different flavours |
| Sybille Luhmann | Clare Hall | Orange Potato |
| Premchand Brian | St John's | Magos Biologis |
| Jonathan French | Jesus | The World's Expert On Getting Killed |
| Vicky Roth | Homerton | Lenn |
| Roseanna Pendlebury | Newnham | Teatime |
| Arthur Savile | Magdalene | Hassan-i-Sabah |
| Shaneil Patel | Gonville and Caius | Mike Octopus |
| Oliver (Ollie) Bartlett | Pembroke | Quantum Snail |
| Christopher Wells | Christ's | The Anvil |
| John Samuel Cockton (Sam) | St John's | Funka |
| Stephen Kerr | Corpus Christi | Skurge |
| Alex Fudge | Girton | Dexter (Morgan) |
| Sarah MacKichan | Lucy Cavendish | Fengari |
| Nathan Wilson | Girton | Shortie |
| Richard Andrew Robinson | Clare | Compo |
| Lee Graham | Homerton | FluorescentPig |
| Rosalind Cowen | Churchill | Ainia |
| Stephen Hobbs | Selwyn | The Peculiar Albatross |
| Chris Hands | Churchill | Bubble |
| Adam Greig | Selwyn | 1st Earl of Salisbury |
| Thomas Bytheway | Fitzwilliam | Firefly |
| Oisin Huhn | King's | Gypsy King |
| Katherine Hocking | St Catharine's | I REALLY wish the Umpire was more inventive... |
| Chris Terry | Corpus Christi | when suddenly, in a flash of light he |
| Christopher David Arran | Emmanuel | The Watermelon Man |
| Jack Jackson | Clare | 5 |
| Peter E Conn | Trinity Hall | Felix Haukner |
| James Edward Staniforth | St John's | Thoughtfox |
| Christopher Walsh | St John's | Josh Groban |
| Alexander Lanz Johnson | Corpus Christi | William II de Ferrers |
| Maria Francesca O'Connor | Newnham | R.101010 |
| William Hayes | St Catharine's | Badminton Bob |
| Dominic Carr | Clare | Two |
| Adam Wright | St Catharine's | OSmeone AKA Star Wars Kid |
| Szymon Sidor | Churchill | nivwusquorum |
| James Hardman | Sidney Sussex | The Russian |
| Zilvinas Rimas | Peterhouse | FreeMuRa |
| Andy Hopkinson | Queens' | Deadman's Click AKA Citizen Erased |
| Tom Durrant | St John's | Mr. Beverage AKA Spanner |
| Amrit Khosa | St Catharine's | SHER KHAN |
| Vincent Garton | Trinity | Torquemada AKA Eris, Goddess of Discord |
| Siddharth Mishra | Peterhouse | Feynman |
| Neal Carr | Pembroke | Augustin-Louis Cauchy |
| Alexander (Alex) James Everard Palmer | St John's | The White Eagle |
| Daniel James Threlfall | Trinity Hall | Daniello of Camden AKA Captain Camdan |
| Ryan William Martin Robinson | Corpus Christi | Deathwhisper |
| Sean Tull | Selwyn | Foucault |
| Jennifer Purcell (Jenni) | St John's | Queenie AKA The Deadly Poet's Society |
| Michael Sargent | Clare | Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons |
| Christopher Judge | Robinson | Themselves |
| Cormac Doyle | Corpus Christi | Janitor911 AKA bassetts soft and sweet |
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