The Assassins' Guild

[08:50 AM] First Blo- No, wait... The Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons fails to find the Master of Ceremonies...

[09:30 AM] First Blood! Feanor journeys through the land to slay David Pennefather (Phenix).

[10:50 AM] Queenie goes on a royal hunt, claiming the lives of both Jonathon (Jon) Dean (August Raymond) and Eileen Wagner (Trillian), but failing to find The Bandit.

[11:05 AM] Carolus Snatches Kyriakos Flouris' (Snatch) life

[15:00 PM] Emily Room (Captain Haggis) attacks Don't Panic who doesn't panic and kills her instead.

[17:30 PM] The Dandy Highwayman and Carmichael fail to hold up Mack the Kife.

[18:00 PM] Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Inquisitor Torquemada works with Nerd slayer to slay Adam Kirton (The Heoruwearg), Euan Davies (I wish I hadn't forced the Umpire to make up my Pseudonym...), and William Letton (Louis Phenex). 1st Earl of Salisbury survives the purge.

[18:30 PM] The Governor-General (who is completely unrelated to The Umpire. Honest.) sends Crocodile Dunedin on a wild goose chase after Charon.

[21:00 PM] Great Zeus! The Marshal takes down Jonathan Bootle (The Olympian).

[22:40 PM] Don't Panic is not a Citizen Erased

[23:45 PM] Die Hard! Duncan Goudie (H. Gruber) loses a fight with a Pillow

Sunday, 17 October

[13:45 PM] The Royal Hunt continues! Queenie still can't catch The Bandit, but slays Callum Picken (Farmer Giles) instead.

[15:00 PM] A Shadowy figure's target remains at large... The Swine...

[15:30 PM] Alec Barns-Graham (32174118) runs out of numbers as he is slain by a Shadowy figure.

[16:30 PM] Funka is outsmarted by a Mammoth's door.

[17:30 PM] Saint Sir God makes the Pink elephant (Tomas Kesek) a little more endangered.

[17:40 PM] that guy who loves tom a little too much kills Owen Hicks (Goldenboy) as Shadowy figure looks on.

[18:30 PM] Carnage outside hall at [UNSPECIFIED-COLLEGE]! Alex Guttenplan (Mack the Kife) kills James Glanville (Carmichael), who wasn't targeting him, and then Robert May-Miller kills Alex Guttenplan (Mack the Kife) and his room-mate, going Wanted!

[19:00 PM] Sealion attempts thrice to catch Alex Guttenplan. Pity that he's already dead...

[19:30 PM] The third person targeting Alex Guttenplan finds himself killing a corpse...

[19:45 PM] Daniel (Dan) Ivtsan (Mossad) fails to read the OOB rules and goes Wanted...

[20:00 PM] This corpse killing is becoming habitual. Deathwhisper joins in the fun...

[20:10 PM] Crocodile Dunedin (Aneurin John (Nye) Redman-White) is dead! Janitor911, brings his end...

[22:10 PM] Mr H Quin brings down William (Will) Richard Ouldridge (homunculus2000)

[23:00 PM] A Shadowy figure has a narrow escape!

Monday, 18 October

[11:10 AM] Captain Kathryn Janeway and Lieutenant Commander Tuvok search the sector for Wanted criminals, but find none.

[13:02 PM] Fintan's fishy prowlings prove uneventful...

[13:25 PM] Lieutenant Pavel Andreievich Chekov brings Robert May-Miller (The Dandy Highwayman) to justice...

[13:54 PM] Another corpse-kill! Hobson gives Tomas Kesek a seeing to...

[14:15 PM] Dancing Shadow invades Daniel (Dan) Ivtsan's (Mossad) stronghold.

[15:20 PM] T-Pain brings the pain to Tom Reynolds (Shadowy figure)

[17:15 PM] Eris, Goddess of Discord descends from the heavens to remove Freddie Tapner (Tapdog)

[18:55 PM] Daniello of Camden eliminates Michael Armstrong (mickya)

[19:00 PM] Unfortunately, Random Strategy doesn't work against password locks...

[19:45 PM] The Bandit (Nabodit 'Naz' Paudyal) is slain whilst attempting to kill Funka!

[22:15 PM] Reuven Shirazi (Gonorrhea) wanders around whilst bearing, and gets killed by Luminara for his trouble.

[22:30 PM] Subtleties within subtleties! Anna Ermakova (CuriousFox) shoots down Charles Board (Carolus), but in doing so, she reveals herself to Griddlebone who proceeds to cut her down!

Tuesday, 19 October

[12:00 PM] Richard Hine's (Prof. Pestilence) thesis of death reaches its inevitable conclusion with the help of HelpImTrappedInAPseudonymFactory, but not before he runs an experiment on Peter A. Jones (Ron Hitler-Barassi).

[13:00 PM] Janitor911 tames Craig Slade (Demonic Fury)

[13:20 PM] Christopher Powell kills Frankie Robertson (I am Dead.) under the mistaken belief that Frankie Robertson was targeting him, and then kills an innocent. Oh. Dear.

[13:30 PM] Jeremy Brackett eats a TOASTIE (Hugh Collins)

[16:00 PM] The Chief campaigner to make the licky bit on envelopes different flavours fails to get Janitor911 to listen to his proposal...

[16:45 PM] The Master of Ceremonies defeats Nicholas John Caldwell (Nick) (RedsCi22)

[17:25 PM] The Russian determines whether bullets work against the undead, by testing them on Jessica (Jesse) Daley (Zombie Girl)

[18:30 PM] Double kill! Jack Mills (Grado) kills Thomas Clausen (Sealion), but Thomas Clausen lashes out in his last moment!

[19:00 PM] Red Squirrel goes a-hunting.

[19:30 PM] Tyrael gets tactical on Alex Ronaldson (Verminator)...

[21:00 PM] The Q Continuum deems David Turner (Master of Ceremonies) insufficient, and removes him from the game.

Wednesday, 20 October

[09:00 AM] The Q Continuum strikes again! Q (Michael Neururer) is forced to rejoin them...

[11:00 AM] William II de Ferrers conquers Robert Barry's (Jiggly Puff) fortress.

[11:55 AM] Don't Panic still isn't a Citizen Erased

[13:00 PM] Hobson is also not a Citizen Erased

[13:05 PM] Fintan's fishy flailing is failsome once again.

[15:00 PM] Why don't people want Chocolate...

[15:30 PM] ODB attacks The Peculiar Albatross, but forgets to bring a weapon! As The Peculiar Albatross is unarmed as well, they go their separate ways...

[16:00 PM] A Curly Brace deals with the Antipasto (Thomas 'Tom' Hillsdon)

[16:45 PM] Christopher Powell has an announcement to make...

[17:00 PM] Don't Panic! James Nicholas Lane (Jambon) is only dead... Mr. Beverage helps out.

[19:25 PM] Martin Chan (Nerd slayer) lets his guard down and gets slain by Mike Octopus. Wielding a sword.

[19:45 PM] Compo hunts down his ferrets, only to discover they'd fled up a trouser leg! Also, Charon made a narrow escape.

[19:50 PM] Lieutenant Chakotay attempts to reign in Christopher Powell, but gets killed for his efforts.

[20:00 PM] I'm sure that its said somewhere that "There are no Mafias in Cambridge"... 1st Earl of Salisbury, Hannah McLaughlin (Shirayuki) and Foucault go hunting, but Hannah McLaughlin loses her life in the process. Richard Perez-Storey (The Spaniard) is slain, but Ice Ice Baby and polka remain unharmed...

[21:30 PM] Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons hunted I REALLY wish the Umpire was more inventive... and Inquisitor Torquemada, the former nowhere to be seen and the latter too well defended

[23:58 PM] OSmeone kills Emily Smith (12). With a lightsabre.

Thursday, 21 October

[05:45 AM] Daniel Thomas (Socks with Sandals) is brutally stabbed in his apartment by FreeMuRa.

[08:17 AM] The One terminated Nick Chambers (Cyrus)

[10:15 AM] The ALMOST death of Jeremy Brackett...

[10:25 AM] Josh Radvan (I wish that the Umpire had thought of a better pseudonym...) probably also wishes that Kitty Noone's penguin was a little more friendly...

[12:00 PM] that guy who loves tom a little too much is not found by Death! Undercover...

[13:00 PM] The 1st Earl of Salisbury leaves Sandhya Sreekumar (Mr H Quin) lying in the dust...

[16:00 PM] The Anvil doesn't land on Griddlebone or Firefly.

[18:00 PM] Mission Accomplished! Major Lenn removes enemy unit Paul Rubenstein (THE FLEA)

[20:30 PM] Forbes Peter Francis Lindesay (Tuskan360) is distracted by texting. Felix Haukner takes advantage...

[21:30 PM] Edward Saban (Caboose) fails to be sneaky-sneaky, and gets killed by Kiwi Sin for his efforts.

[22:00 PM] The commoner, Kiwi Sin, scars but does not kill William II de Ferrers.

[22:08 PM] HelpImTrappedInAPseudonymFactory. Not any more... Skurge sets Benjamin (Ben) James Webb free-ish.

[23:30 PM] Queenie makes the Mammoth (Britta Tarvis) extinct.

Friday, 22 October

[00:00 AM] The Q Continuum opens up and swallows Karol Jaworski (Krollski) whole.

[05:30 AM] Daniel Cadbury cannot find The Anvil

[08:30 AM] Dancing Shadow receives an unknown guest...

[08:40 AM] Mark Brown (Luminara AKA Sicarion) is caught in the shower by a Blackdragon.

[12:15 PM] T3H 1337 K1LL3R cannot find the Citizen Erased

[12:59 PM] Further Fishy Failings For Fintan

[13:20 PM] Magos Biologis breaks Juliet Griffin (Griddlebone)

[13:30 PM] A ninja-Pillow can't catch The Watermelon Man

[13:31 PM] Fishy Fintan fights for freedom against Fenris (Didrik Drydal), and wins.

[14:25 PM] Matthew Patel takes a tour around various colleges...

[15:00 PM] Dan MacSwiney (The Swine) died as lightning flashed across the sky.

[16:20 PM] Funka could not be found today even by Themselves

[17:50 PM] The Jackal's Jackalope Jacket avoids incompetency by hunting Thoughtfox and Jambon.

[18:00 PM] Karandeep Nandra (Marshal) is killed by Kiwi Sin

[18:30 PM] nivwusquorum can't find his target. Probably because he has No-Face.

[19:00 PM] The Watermelon Man and Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way organise a Duel...

[20:00 PM] Christopher Walsh (Josh Groban) attacks, and kills, Weiye Yang (Don't Panic), but then gets killed himself by Mr. Beverage.

[20:15 PM] Charon escorts Zoe Asquith (Feanor) to Hades.

[21:20 PM] Andrew (Andy) Graham Marsh (Daniel Cadbury) is slain by Ainia

[21:30 PM] Ninja Yodeller attempts to stop R.101010

[22:00 PM] Two and 5 have an eventful meeting.

Saturday, 23 October

[12:00 PM] Mike Octopus kills The White Eagle (Alexander (Alex) James Everard Palmer)

[15:00 PM] Ninja Yodeller shoots the ghost of Alexander (Alex) James Everard Palmer

[18:00 PM] Chris Hands (Bubble) gives out lessons to aspiring assassins, based on his own experiences with Dancing Shadow

Sunday, 24 October

[14:00 PM] The INCOBASH starts!

[14:30 PM] Black Shadow is very helpful...

[14:35 PM] Daniel Baker (Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way) and The Watermelon Man's duel doesn't go well. Not for Daniel Baker anyway...

[15:30 PM] INCOBASH! Christopher Powell has another announcement to make...

[16:30 PM] INCOBASH! Lieutenant Jean-Luc Picard brings down Fred Maynard (Tarquin)

[17:30 PM] INCOBASH! David Chunyin Li (Davyboi) suffers Death! Undercover...

[18:00 PM] Admiral James T. Kirk reflects on a day's INCOBASH!ing...

[19:00 PM] Attempted INCOBASH! Dancing Shadow kills Fred Maynard, only to find that he's already dead.

[19:20 PM] INCOBASH! The Jackal's Jackalope Jacket decides that times up for Roseanna Pendlebury (Teatime)

[19:30 PM] INCOBASH! The Goban of death lures Hikaru Sulu to his doom...

[19:45 PM] INCOBASH! Mr. Beverage stabs Renate Mckenzie-Onah (polka)

[21:30 PM] INCOBASH! Lieutenant Commander Tuvok makes a tactical withdrawal.

[22:30 PM] INCOBASH! Chris Terry was in the bar when suddenly, in a flash of light he was killed by Deathwhisper

[22:35 PM] Lt. Simon "Ghost" Riley is off duty when suddenly, in a flash of light he kills a zombie.

Monday, 25 October

[09:50 AM] Admiral James T. Kirk stops the Romulan pirate, Charlie Collins (Local Hero)

[10:15 AM] Captain Camdan works with Lieutenants Riker and Geordi La Forge to kill the inco James Edward Staniforth (Thoughtfox), as well as getting his own target, Joaquim d'Souza (T-Pain).

[16:30 PM] After a heated battle, Dancing Shadow slays Brook Roberts (Goban of death)

[17:00 PM] Data and Ninja Yodeller go hunting with Death! Undercover...

[18:15 PM] Somebody call the RSPCA! Foucault kills The Peculiar Albatross (Stephen Hobbs)..

[21:00 PM] Yeoman J. M. Colt goes on a killing spree. Amrit Khosa (SHER KHAN), Lee Graham (FluorescentPig) and Siddharth Mishra (Feynman) lose out...

Tuesday, 26 October

[05:30 AM] Charon comes for the already dead Brook Roberts...

[11:05 AM] The Worf effect holds true... onoffon kills Han Yan.

[12:00 PM] Kitty Noone's penguin claims another victim - Sebastian Day (Red Squirrel)

[13:30 PM] Hobson's twin brother retreats through Hobson's passage.

[15:00 PM] Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons does the rounds on The Contessa and Torquemada. Again.

[16:30 PM] Saavik happens across James Edward Staniforth's walking corpse

[19:30 PM] No-Face doesn't catch Dancing Shadow.

[21:00 PM] Death! Undercover... is seemingly no longer undercover, as he teams up with Admiral James T. Kirk to hunt down incos. Matt Green (Ice Ice Baby), Tim Lui (onoffon) and Oisin Huhn (Gypsy King) bite the dust...

Wednesday, 27 October

[00:10 AM] People, please don't go bearing without good reason. Chocolate kills Matthew Hinks (Jeremy Brackett) for exactly that mistake...

[11:25 AM] The Russian kills an innocent instead of The World's Expert On Getting Killed (which really shouldn't be an easily made mistake) and goes Wanted!

[12:45 PM] Hobson continues to avoid being a Citizen Erased.

[15:30 PM] John Samuel Cockton (Sam) (Funka) is killed by The Deadly Poet's Society

[16:45 PM] Matthew Patel goes out to hunt, but only finds a suspicious individual.

[20:00 PM] The Russian goes hunting...

[21:15 PM] Daniello of Camden shoots Peter E Conn (Felix Haukner) by the river...

[22:00 PM] FreeMuRa doesn't quite reach Queenie

Thursday, 28 October

[11:45 AM] Thick wood, bolts and "out to lunch" again saves Charon from Compo's advances!

[12:00 PM] Dancing Shadow kills Nathan Wilson (Shortie). With Epic music. (The Jaws theme)

[12:10 PM] Sally Higson (Ninja Yodeller) opens the door to meet Dancing Shadow. And Captain Kathryn Janeway goes corrupt...

[12:15 PM] Pillow is suitably discreet when hunting Saint Sir God

[15:10 PM] Magos Biologis can't track down his inco prey...

[18:20 PM] Unknown Yellow-Uniformed Ensign: Clearly For The Chop fires Oliver (Ollie) Bartlett (Quantum Snail) for slacking on the job...

[19:50 PM] Curly Brace claims yet another victim - the inco Aaron Miles (Mike Schmornoff)

Friday, 29 October

[00:15 AM] Matthew Patel kills the Chief campaigner to make the licky bit on envelopes different flavours (Edward C West)

[10:15 AM] T3H 1337 K1LL3R can't bypass the locked doors of Themselves and Christopher Powell...

[20:30 PM] nivwusquorum still can't find No-Face

[23:00 PM] Lt. Simon "Ghost" Riley dresses up to slay Alexander Lanz Johnson (William II de Ferrers)

Saturday, 30 October

[00:00 AM] Admiral James T. Kirk gets a demotion to Captain James T. Kirk. Just because.

[08:30 AM] Christopher Powell kills Andrew Witty (Mandlebrot). With a Portal reference. But no cake...

[14:15 PM] I REALLY wish the Umpire was more inventive... but not as much as I wish that R.101010 hadn't killed me.

[16:30 PM] Random Strategy attempted to assassinate Kitty Noone

Sunday, 31 October

[00:15 AM] that guy who loves tom a little too much apparently doesn't love Stephen Kerr (Skurge) enough.

[01:15 AM] Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons makes an early attempt on Torquemada

[10:30 AM] Charon does not succumb to Deathwhisper...

[12:30 PM] The Jackal's Jackalope Jacket hunted Mike Octopus and Skurge, but no opportunities for frenzied stabbing presented themselves. :(

[15:40 PM] nivwusquorum is not disturbed by a Spanner

[16:00 PM] Christopher David Arran (The Watermelon Man) is splattered as he attacks Foucault

[16:30 PM] Despite being Corrupt, Captain Kathryn Janeway still finds time to slay Jessica O'Driscoll-Breen (ODB)

[21:00 PM] The World's Expert On Getting Killed attempts to enact justice on The Russian

[22:00 PM] Random Strategy navigates the horrors of Halloween, but doesn't catch Kitty Noone.

Monday, 1 November

[13:20 PM] Captain Kathryn Janeway does the rounds.

[13:30 PM] The Anvil is poetic in the face of danger.

[18:00 PM] Nero doesn't find Ainia in the dark...

[20:30 PM] Augustin-Louis Cauchy makes a killing when Adam Wright (OSmeone AKA Star Wars Kid) shows up

[22:30 PM] Captain Camdan goes hunting with Lieutenants Riker and Geordi La Forge, as well as an alien Xindi. They don't find anyone.

Tuesday, 2 November

[13:00 PM] Queeny doesn't want you to VOTE FOR CORMAC (or tom will rape you in your sleep) - after all, she is Queeny. So she kills Rajkumar Ram Sarujan (that guy who loves tom a little too much AKA VOTE FOR CORMAC (or tom will rape you in your sleep)).

[14:10 PM] Janitor911 is not found by Themselves.

[16:00 PM] The Deadly Poet's Society attempted to kill 1st Earl of Salisbury today...but got writer's block...

[19:00 PM] Captain Kathryn Janeway continues to explore the final frontier.

[21:25 PM] Rosalind Cowen (Ainia) discovers that Chocolate can be bad for you. Especially psychopathic Chocolate.

[21:55 PM] Worf. Alive because apparently it wasn't a good day to die, after all. Apparently however, today is a good day to die. The Contessa gets him for bearing when he shows up to kill a dead Adam Wright.

[22:00 PM] A bounty is offered...

[22:05 PM] Zombie Space-Girl and Vicky Roth (Lenn) double kill! Not quite sure how you can double kill with a zombie, but hey...

Wednesday, 3 November

[12:00 PM] Lieutenant Saavik kills Stephanie (Steph) Leddington (Kitty Noone)! But she leaves the penguin alive...

[12:20 PM] Captain Kathryn Janeway takes the freed Borg drone Two of Nine to visit some incos...

[12:45 PM] No-one can find Kitty Noone, not even Magos Biologis...

[14:00 PM] Bone Marrow can't kill Ainia... because she's already dead.

[15:15 PM] The Russian strikes back! Shaneil Patel (Mike Octopus) feels his blade...

[18:00 PM] Death! Undercover... and Yeoman J. M. Colt stake out Christopher Powell.

[19:00 PM] FreeMuRa has a suspicious conversation...

[22:00 PM] Imogen Gold (Charon AKA Feathers McGraw) is assisted across the Styx by J. M. Colt

Thursday, 4 November

[00:00 AM] *Another* anonymous bounty offer...

[10:40 AM] Magos Biologis is not (yet) a Citizen Erased

[11:11 AM] Daniello of Camden is not found by a Pillow. Pity, he won't be able to rest in peace...

[18:35 PM] Yeoman J. M. Colt tracks down two wayward incos: Vincent Garton (Torquemada AKA Eris, Goddess of Discord) and Arthur Savile (Hassan-i-Sabah) fall.

[23:30 PM] Our long-term surviving Wanted player gets another visitor! But Christopher Powell still isn't caught by T3H 1337 K1LL3R

Friday, 5 November

[12:00 PM] Christopher Powell kills Thomas Bytheway (Firefly), getting his final kill needed for redemption! But then he follows it up with accidentally shooting Hugh, and goes straight back on the Wanted list...

[16:10 PM] Kiwi Sin isn't in, Kitty Noone can't be found (and is also dead...) and as lightning flashed across the sky Arthur Savile is also found to be dead. Not a great day's hunting...

[19:30 PM] nivwusquorum decides not to make an attempt on No-Face. Because it's raining, and he didn't bring a weapon...

Saturday, 6 November

[00:15 AM] Daniel O'Brien was spotted last night with an eensy weensy teeny weeny yellow psychopath bikini

[08:00 AM] A Dancing Shadow catches Szymon Sidor (nivwusquorum).

[09:00 AM] Daniello of Camden doesn't awaken to R.101010's knock at the door.

[12:00 PM] Lieutenant Pavel Andreievich Chekov checks in on a Distant Villain

[18:15 PM] Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons are unsuccessful.

[18:30 PM] Adam Greig gets a bit too paranoid...

Sunday, 7 November

[00:00 AM] Since they feel that Thunderbolts are too flashy, The Q Continuum simply make Prashin Jethwa and Sarah MacKichan cease to exist. Just. Like. That.

[11:00 AM] Someone knocks on the door of Themselves

[13:00 PM] The Jackal's Jackalope Jacket's subterfuge for nivwusquorum doesn't work...

[14:30 PM] Foucault throws off a Spanner in the works...

[17:00 PM] Random Strategy... apparently just doesn't work as a strategy!

[21:00 PM] The brave J. M. Colt shoots Szymon Sidor's corpse.

[21:45 PM] Regicide! or Heresy! or... something... What do you call god-slaying?! Anyway, T3H 1337 K1LL3R proves his 1337ness by killing Saint Sir God (Andrew Rolph).

Monday, 8 November

[08:30 AM] Romulan Psycho, Nero, follows but fails to kill the wanted criminal 1st Earl of Salisbury

[12:10 PM] Foucault hunts The Anvil but finds it remarkable hard to nail down...

[14:30 PM] Matthew Patel makes attempts on 1st Earl of Salisbury, Christopher Powell and Orange Potato. But doesn't catch any of them.

[17:00 PM] Captain Camdan lurks for Death! Undercover..., but doesn't find him. Probably because he's undercover...

[18:00 PM] James Lester is left with No-Face after attacking Foucault

Tuesday, 9 November

[08:50 AM] Lt. Simon "Ghost" Riley requests backup.

[09:00 AM] Nero, the Romulan Psycho, dies in battle with the wanted 1st Earl of Salisbury.

[11:10 AM] The Anvil doesn't get dressed up by an eensy weensy teeny weeny yellow psychopath bikini

[13:55 PM] Drone Two of Nine assimilates the long-wanted Christopher Powell (Malcolm Reynolds AKA CAPTAIN Reynolds)

[15:30 PM] Bone Marrow prepares to siege the 1st Earl of Salisbury

[19:00 PM] an eensy weensy teeny weeny yellow psychopath bikini fails to catch Kiwi Sin or Orange Potato. It also fails by shooting an innocent...

[23:00 PM] Christopher Wells (The Anvil) is finally put down by Yeoman J. M. Colt

Wednesday, 10 November

[00:00 AM] Yet *another* anonymous bounty. They are stacking up...

[01:00 AM] Death! Undercover... finds himself insufficiently undercover to take out Amelia (Amy) Booth

[09:40 AM] Bone Marrow's siege of the 1st Earl of Salisbury (Adam Greig) reaches fruition...

[12:00 PM] Captain Kathryn Janeway, Lieutenant Malcolm Reed and Drone Two of Nine search out the slackers, killing Christopher Pike in the process.

[12:30 PM] Magos Biologis watches the competition over The Anvil's corpse.

[13:00 PM] Curly Brace slices up Daniel O'Brien (Matthew Patel)

[14:30 PM] FreeMuRa tries a new strategy...

[19:00 PM] Neal Carr (Augustin-Louis Cauchy) faces down J. M. Colt, and both are killed!

Thursday, 11 November

[00:00 AM] Lt. Simon "Ghost" Riley's long hunt comes to a disappointing end.

[09:50 AM] It seems that Magos Biologis is on Citizen Erased's list...

[11:00 AM] Lt. Arnold Rimmer shoots the corpse of Augustin-Louis Cauchy

[11:11 AM] 11:11:11:11:11:11... you get the idea. Unfortunately, Pillow didn't actually kill anyone...

[12:05 PM] Neal Carr (Augustin-Louis Cauchy) is not having a good day. Foucault also stabs him...

[22:20 PM] The Russian eludes T3H 1337 K1LL3R

[22:45 PM] 5 pieces of Chocolate isn't too much, right? It is for Jack Jackson (5).

Friday, 12 November

[00:54 AM] as lightning flashed across the sky the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons checked up on The World's Expert On Getting Killed and some Kiwi Sin, but found neither.

[12:01 PM] The Russian is caught by an eensy weensy teeny weeny yellow psychopath bikini

[19:30 PM] INCOBASH Mk 2! A *lot* of dudes go out hunting, but only manage one kill: Cormac Doyle (Janitor911)

[20:15 PM] Random Strategy doesn't work when your target is already dead.

[22:20 PM] Despite there being a hoard of them, the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons do not get through to The Russian

Saturday, 13 November

[09:00 AM] Spin the Wheel of Fortune.... But ultimately, The Contessa does not emerge.

[13:00 PM] The Wheel of Fortune doesn't end on a Pillow either...

[18:45 PM] Borg Assimilator Two of Nine thought he saw Kiwi Sin, but it was only an innocent. Ah well, corruptness results...

[23:10 PM] as lightning flashed across the sky... or actually just before said lightning, Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons killed Spock. Ah well, he's been dead before...

Sunday, 14 November

[15:00 PM] The Jackal's Jackalope Jacket doesn't find a Dancing Shadow, or T3H 1337 K1LL3R.

[17:40 PM] Miracle Engineer Montgomery Scott checks out Queenie and Daniello of Camden

[18:30 PM] REGICIDE! Jennifer Purcell (Jenni) (Queenie AKA The Deadly Poet's Society) is killed by Professor Moriarty at the end of a long day's hunting.

Monday, 15 November

[00:00 AM] The Queenie is dead, Long live the Queeny! Queeny hunts both Two and Deathwhisper.

[08:45 AM] The Wheel of Fortune spins again, landing on Daniel James Threlfall's misfortune. (Daniello of Camden AKA Captain Camdan)

[15:20 PM] The pendulum swings... But Foucault doesn't find the solution to R.101010

[17:30 PM] as lightning flashed across the sky, Hester Thorneycroft was hit by a piano sent at her by Quote.

[20:10 PM] The World's Expert On Getting Killed (Jonathan French) proves not to be so expert on getting killed, since it took him this long to get killed! Magos Biologis does him in...

Tuesday, 16 November

[00:00 AM] Head Yeoman J. MIA Colt and Lieutenant Commander Saavik take Two, no, Three hours to kill Dominic Carr (Two)

[16:20 PM] Constable Odo hitches a ride with The USS Enterprise [NCC-1701] in an attempt to track down Compo

[18:00 PM] Captain Kathryn Janeway, Lieutenant B'Elanna Torres and Lieutenant Data (?!) meet up to find The Contessa, but she isn't there.

[19:00 PM] Lieutenant Commander Pavel Andreievich Chekov comes across a zombified Dominic Carr

[20:30 PM] Constable Odo again goes on the prowl, checking out Daniello of Camden, Compo and Mr. Beverage

[21:40 PM] T3H 1337 K1LL3R may not be so 1337, as he fails to catch either Themselves or FreeMuRa

Wednesday, 17 November

[00:00 AM] Amelia (Amy) Booth is posting a non-anonymous bounty on EVERYONE, including herself.

[01:00 AM] *Another* bounty. Two in one day, yikes...

[08:20 AM] The Wheel of Fortune spins around Foucault

[12:00 PM] Random Strategy is decidedly less random than usual. But just as successful.

[15:00 PM] INCOBASH Mk 3! Which is even less successful than the previous INCOBASHes. *sigh*

[16:20 PM] Lt. Cmdr. Tuvok kills Guinan. With a sword. Umm... What sort of bizarre cross-over episode is this?

[20:10 PM] Harrison Bowers (Kiwi Sin) is finally caught by Head Yeoman J. MIA Colt

[20:15 PM] After killing Michael Sargent (Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons), Head Yeoman J. MIA Colt and Lt. Cmdr. Saavik get into a firefight with Richard Andrew Robinson (Compo). J. MIA Colt is hit...

[22:50 PM] Lt. Simon "Ghost" Riley speaks off the record...

Thursday, 18 November

[00:00 AM] The bounties really are stacking up now... Another one on the list.

[01:00 AM] And *Another* Anonymous bounty. This is getting out of hand.

[08:30 AM] The Wheel of Fortune cannot locate The Contessa

[12:45 PM] Lieutenant Saavik is slain by one Mr. Beverage

[17:30 PM] Borg Assimilator Two of Nine decides to go even more corrupt! After hunting Deathwhisper, FreeMuRa and The Contessa, he attacks Lt. Cmdr. Riker and the Alien Xindi

[18:45 PM] Random Strategy works with Wheel of Fortune to eliminate Sean Tull (Foucault)

[21:30 PM] Lt. Cmdr. Simon "Ghost" Riley and Lt. Jean Rasczak team up with Deathwhisper to hunt Mr. Beverage, FreeMuRa and Two of Nine.

Friday, 19 November

[00:00 AM] Sophie Reed jumps off the slippery slope into full corruption.

[01:00 AM] And yet another Bounty...

[02:00 AM] The Umpire has had enough.

[09:05 AM] T3H 1337 K1LL3R killed Christopher Judge (Themselves)

[10:00 AM] The Borg Queen watches over as Two of Nine assimilates Tom Durrant (Mr. Beverage)

[13:35 PM] The ghost of J. MIA Colt is not a Citizen Erased... But Andy Hopkinson (Citizen Erased) is.

[14:00 PM] The Borg Queen stabs The Umpire in the shoulder. The Q Continuum looks on.

[15:50 PM] The Jackal's Jackalope Jacket wishes that Dancing Shadow and T3H 1337 K1LL3R were more obvious.

[16:00 PM] Pillow lurks for R.101010 and Orange Potato, but comes up short.

[17:55 PM] Phil Charles (The Jackal's Jackalope Jacket) learns not to bring a knife to a gun-fight. Particularly not against T3H 1337 K1LL3R.

[18:00 PM] Oh baby! I want you more than the police want Chris Powell! Apparently Orange Potato and Themselves don't want you back.

Saturday, 20 November

[01:00 AM] One last bounty... on everyone who's been posting bounties.

[03:45 AM] Chocolate kills David Clarke (Curly Brace AKA Quote AKA Silent but Deadly) at a painfully early hour.

[09:00 AM] Thanks to The Q Continuum, Maria Francesca O'Connor (R.101010) ceases to exist...

[14:30 PM] The USS Make S**t Up goes corrupt for (deliberately) killing Will Keen - an innocent - for the sake of An Assimilated Ewok's chocolate. Two of Nine shows up just too late.

[21:55 PM] Madeleine Kasson (The Contessa) is slain by The Q Continuum

Sunday, 21 November

[15:15 PM] Wheel of Fortune searches for Jim Raynor and Pillow, but finds neither.

[16:00 PM] FreeMuRa kills The ghost of J. MIA Colt. So... yeah...

[16:30 PM] Iota then lurked the home of Pillow, without finding him, for another twenty minutes.

Monday, 22 November

[12:10 PM] Random Strategy wandered around outside Pillow's place of residence, but his target didn't turn up for lunch in that interval. Randomness as usual.

[13:40 PM] Random Strategy mulls on the expectation value for Random Strategy whilst looking for Chocolate... As well as startling a local.

[14:30 PM] The Q Continuum decides that Orange Potatos (Sybille Luhmann) are boring, and removes them from existence.

[22:10 PM] Tuvok attempts to claim the bounty on The Umpire's head.

Tuesday, 23 November

[13:05 PM] T3H 1337 K1LL3R takes out Premchand Brian (Magos Biologis)

[17:50 PM] New borg drone Three of Twelve "kills" the hologram Arnold Rimmer

[22:50 PM] Three of Twelve tries again to off The Umpire.

[23:00 PM] OPEN SEASON IS DECLARED!

Wednesday, 24 November

[00:00 AM] J. M. Colt's sister kills two innocents. And meets the ghost of Christmas Pas- I mean Premchand Brian.

[03:30 AM] Chocolate and J. M. Colt's sister look for Pillow and FreeMuRa

[08:00 AM] Early morning kill! Matthew Fitch (Random Strategy) dies, leaving less than 95% of the original players alive.

[12:00 PM] Janusz Sikorski is off-limits and in the assassins hospital until further notice.

[15:55 PM] Two of Nine slays KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN! For the chocolate.

[18:00 PM] Pillow and FreeMuRa team up to hunt Dancing Shadow and Random Strategy! But they only find Random Strategy's ghost...

[19:00 PM] J. M. Colt's sister kills Derpderpderp for being inco, taking a step towards redemption!

[20:00 PM] Borg Queen and Two of Nine assimilate Geordi La Forge (THAT never happened in the series) and hunted for Riker, Xindi, Pillow, Deathwhisper and FreeMuRa.

[21:20 PM] J. M. Colt's sister redeems herself, slaying Xindi and Ryan William Martin Robinson (Deathwhisper)!

Thursday, 25 November

[17:00 PM] Janusz Sikorski is released from Limbo and returned to active duty. Wanted.

[18:00 PM] Fintan's fishy flailing failings... no, wait. Lt. Malcolm Reed (formerly known as Fintan) waits for nearly an hour outside Janusz Sikorski's room.

[20:00 PM] Head Yeoman J. M. Colt's sister launches an attack on Lt. Cmdr. Simon "Ghost" Riley for being incompetent. And they confuse her with the Borg Queen. Hilarity ensues, and Lt. Jean Rasczak gets killed.

Friday, 26 November

[00:35 AM] The Umpire thunderbolts Daniel O'Brien (The USS Make S**t Up). He knows why.

[10:40 AM] A KILLER TOMATO from J. M. Colt's sister finishes off Wounded Nero.

[10:45 AM] T3H 1337 K1LL3R can't find a Pillow. Why would he be tired this early in the morning?

[13:10 PM] Miracle Engineer Montgomery Scott searches for Wounded Saavik and attempts to deal with Half-Impulse, before getting stabbed by Borg Queen. Whilst OOB. Unfortunately, I can't make Borg Queen more corrupt...

[18:00 PM] Chocolate and Tea (Tim) Kew go out hunting for Pillow and FreeMuRa. But they only find Two of Nine to talk to...

[19:00 PM] T3H 1337 K1LL3R goes looking for Death! Undercover...

[19:30 PM] Lt.s Malcolm Reed and B'Elanna Torres look for Dancing Shadow

[23:00 PM] Data is killed by KILLER BRAIN, from J. M. Colt's sister.

Saturday, 27 November

[12:15 PM] Random Strategy actually works against Odo!

[15:00 PM] Pillow goes looking for T3H 1337 K1LL3R and The Q Contınuum, but sadly neither of them wanted a nap.

[19:30 PM] Dancing Shadow waits for Death! Undercover... outside [UNSPECIFIED]

Sunday, 28 November

[09:45 AM] Captain James T. Kirk doesn't find FreeMuRa on duty.

[13:45 PM] T3H 1337 K1LL3R does not get the drop on FreeMuRa.

[14:15 PM] Two of Nine assimilates Zilvinas Rimas (FreeMuRa), bringing us down to the final 5 players!

[15:00 PM] A Dancing Shadow goes on the lookout for Jim Raynor

Monday, 29 November

[10:00 AM] Three of Twelve goes looking for The Umpire

[10:45 AM] T3H 1337 K1LL3R can't find a Pillow in the morning...

[17:00 PM] The Umpire strikes back!

[20:00 PM] Three of Twelve assimilates Arnold H Rimmer only an hour before CEASEFIRE!

[20:45 PM] Then, with only a quarter of an hour left until CEASEFIRE, Three of Twelve makes a final, failsome, attempt on The Umpire

[21:00 PM] The Umpire declares CEASEFIRE

Tuesday, 30 November

[12:00 PM] CEASEFIRE. So nothing happened.

Wednesday, 1 December

[12:00 PM] Guess what? Nothing happened today either. Duel tomorrow!

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