The Assassins' Guild - Stats| Position | Real Name | Pseudonym | Number of Kills | Conkers Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Tea (Tim) Kew | Death! Undercover... AKA Iota AKA Queeny AKA The Q Contınuum | 7 | 77 |
| 2 | Janusz Sikorski | Dancing Shadow AKA Bone Marrow AKA Wheel of Fortune AKA 95% | 11 | 27 |
| 2 | Julian Willis | T3H 1337 K1LL3R AKA Jim Raynor AKA Stabby | 5 | 38 |
| 2 | Amelia (Amy) Booth | Chocolate AKA an eensy weensy teeny weeny yellow psychopath bikini AKA Oh baby! I want you more than the police want Chris Powell! | 6 | 26 |
| 2 | Petras Balciunas | Pillow | 1 | 1 |
| 6 | Zilvinas Rimas | FreeMuRa | 1 | 1 |
| 7 | Ryan William Martin Robinson | Deathwhisper | 1 | 1 |
| 8 | Matthew Fitch | Random Strategy | 1 | 5 |
| 9 | Premchand Brian | Magos Biologis | 2 | 5 |
| 10 | Sybille Luhmann | Orange Potato | 0 | 0 |
| 11 | Madeleine Kasson | The Contessa | 0 | 0 |
| 12 | Maria Francesca O'Connor | R.101010 | 1 | 2 |
| 13 | David Clarke | Curly Brace AKA Quote AKA Silent but Deadly | 8 | 12 |
| 14 | Phil Charles | The Jackal's Jackalope Jacket | 1 | 1 |
| 15 | Andy Hopkinson | Deadman's Click AKA Citizen Erased | 1 | 2 |
| 16 | Tom Durrant | Mr. Beverage AKA Spanner | 2 | 4 |
| 17 | Christopher Judge | Themselves | 0 | 0 |
| 18 | Sean Tull | Foucault | 3 | 4 |
| 19 | Richard Andrew Robinson | Compo | 0 | 0 |
| 20 | Michael Sargent | Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons | 0 | 0 |
| 21 | Harrison Bowers | Kiwi Sin | 2 | 3 |
| 22 | Dominic Carr | Two | 0 | 0 |
| 23 | Jonathan French | The World's Expert On Getting Killed | 0 | 0 |
| 24 | Hester Thorneycroft | as lightning flashed across the sky | 1 | 1 |
| 25 | Daniel James Threlfall | Daniello of Camden AKA Captain Camdan | 4 | 7 |
| 26 | Jennifer Purcell (Jenni) | Queenie AKA The Deadly Poet's Society | 4 | 5 |
| 27 | Cormac Doyle | Janitor911 AKA bassetts soft and sweet | 2 | 2 |
| 28 | James Hardman | The Russian | 2 | 5 |
| 29 | Jack Jackson | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 30 | Neal Carr | Augustin-Louis Cauchy | 1 | 5 |
| 31 | Daniel O'Brien | Matthew Patel | 1 | 1 |
| 32 | Adam Greig | 1st Earl of Salisbury | 2 | 4 |
| 33 | Christopher Wells | The Anvil | 0 | 0 |
| 34 | Christopher Powell | Malcolm Reynolds AKA CAPTAIN Reynolds | 3 | 3 |
| 35 | James Lester | No-Face | 0 | 0 |
| 36 | Andrew Rolph | Saint Sir God | 1 | 1 |
| 37 | Prashin Jethwa | Distant Villain | 0 | 0 |
| 37 | Sarah MacKichan | Fengari | 0 | 0 |
| 39 | Szymon Sidor | nivwusquorum | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | Thomas Bytheway | Firefly | 0 | 0 |
| 41 | Arthur Savile | Hassan-i-Sabah | 0 | 0 |
| 42 | Vincent Garton | Torquemada AKA Eris, Goddess of Discord | 3 | 3 |
| 43 | Imogen Gold | Charon AKA Feathers McGraw | 2 | 3 |
| 44 | Shaneil Patel | Mike Octopus | 2 | 3 |
| 45 | Stephanie (Steph) Leddington | Kitty Noone | 2 | 2 |
| 46 | Vicky Roth | Lenn | 1 | 1 |
| 47 | Rosalind Cowen | Ainia | 1 | 1 |
| 48 | Rajkumar Ram Sarujan | that guy who loves tom a little too much AKA VOTE FOR CORMAC (or tom will rape you in your sleep) | 2 | 5 |
| 49 | Adam Wright | OSmeone AKA Star Wars Kid | 2 | 4 |
| 50 | Jessica O'Driscoll-Breen | ODB | 0 | 0 |
| 51 | Christopher David Arran | The Watermelon Man | 1 | 1 |
| 52 | Stephen Kerr | Skurge | 1 | 3 |
| 53 | Katherine Hocking | I REALLY wish the Umpire was more inventive... | 1 | 1 |
| 54 | Andrew Witty | Mandlebrot | 0 | 0 |
| 55 | Alexander Lanz Johnson | William II de Ferrers | 1 | 1 |
| 56 | Edward C West | Chief campaigner to make the licky bit on envelopes different flavours | 0 | 0 |
| 57 | Aaron Miles | Mike Schmornoff | 0 | 0 |
| 58 | Oliver (Ollie) Bartlett | Quantum Snail | 0 | 0 |
| 59 | Gavin Tapsfield | Hobson AKA Tyrael | 1 | 1 |
| 60 | Sally Higson | Ninja Yodeller | 0 | 0 |
| 61 | Nathan Wilson | Shortie | 0 | 0 |
| 62 | Peter E Conn | Felix Haukner | 1 | 1 |
| 63 | John Samuel Cockton (Sam) | Funka | 1 | 1 |
| 64 | Matthew Hinks | Jeremy Brackett | 1 | 1 |
| 65 | Oisin Huhn | Gypsy King | 0 | 0 |
| 65 | Matt Green | Ice Ice Baby | 0 | 0 |
| 65 | Tim Lui | onoffon | 0 | 0 |
| 68 | Sebastian Day | Red Squirrel | 0 | 0 |
| 68 | Hassan 'The Hus' Shakeel | The One | 1 | 1 |
| 70 | Amrit Khosa | SHER KHAN | 0 | 0 |
| 70 | Siddharth Mishra | Feynman | 0 | 0 |
| 70 | Lee Graham | FluorescentPig | 0 | 0 |
| 73 | Stephen Hobbs | The Peculiar Albatross | 0 | 0 |
| 74 | Lucia Corsini | Blackdragon | 1 | 2 |
| 75 | Brook Roberts | Goban of death | 0 | 0 |
| 76 | James Edward Staniforth | Thoughtfox | 0 | 0 |
| 76 | Joaquim d'Souza | T-Pain | 1 | 2 |
| 78 | Charlie Collins | Local Hero | 0 | 0 |
| 79 | David Chunyin Li | Davyboi | 0 | 0 |
| 80 | Chris Terry | when suddenly, in a flash of light he | 0 | 0 |
| 81 | Renate Mckenzie-Onah | polka | 0 | 0 |
| 82 | Roseanna Pendlebury | Teatime | 0 | 0 |
| 83 | Fred Maynard | Tarquin | 0 | 0 |
| 84 | William Hayes | Badminton Bob | 0 | 0 |
| 85 | Daniel Baker | Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way | 0 | 0 |
| 86 | Chris Hands | Bubble | 0 | 0 |
| 87 | Alexander (Alex) James Everard Palmer | The White Eagle | 0 | 0 |
| 88 | Alex Fudge | Dexter (Morgan) | 0 | 0 |
| 88 | Richard Tunnard | Fintan | 1 | 1 |
| 90 | Andrew (Andy) Graham Marsh | Daniel Cadbury | 0 | 0 |
| 91 | Zoe Asquith | Feanor | 1 | 1 |
| 92 | Christopher Walsh | Josh Groban | 1 | 2 |
| 92 | Weiye Yang | Don't Panic | 1 | 1 |
| 94 | Karandeep Nandra | Marshal | 1 | 1 |
| 95 | Dan MacSwiney | The Swine | 0 | 0 |
| 96 | Didrik Drydal | Fenris | 0 | 0 |
| 97 | Juliet Griffin | Griddlebone | 1 | 3 |
| 98 | Mark Brown | Luminara AKA Sicarion | 1 | 1 |
| 99 | Jonathan French | The World's Expert On Getting Killed | 0 | 0 |
| 100 | Karol Jaworski | Krollski | 0 | 0 |
| 101 | Britta Tarvis | Mammoth | 0 | 0 |
| 102 | Benjamin (Ben) James Webb | HelpImTrappedInAPseudonymFactory | 1 | 2 |
| 103 | Edward Saban | Caboose | 0 | 0 |
| 104 | Forbes Peter Francis Lindesay | Tuskan360 | 0 | 0 |
| 105 | Bijan Yazdanian | the box | 0 | 0 |
| 105 | Paul Rubenstein | THE FLEA | 0 | 0 |
| 107 | Sandhya Sreekumar | Mr H Quin | 1 | 1 |
| 108 | James Kilbane | Sithis | 0 | 0 |
| 109 | Josh Radvan | I wish that the Umpire had thought of a better pseudonym... | 0 | 0 |
| 110 | Nick Chambers | Cyrus | 0 | 0 |
| 111 | Daniel Thomas | Socks with Sandals | 0 | 0 |
| 112 | Emily Smith | 12 | 0 | 0 |
| 113 | Richard Perez-Storey | The Spaniard | 1 | 1 |
| 113 | Hannah McLaughlin | Shirayuki | 0 | 0 |
| 115 | Daniel Singarajah | alce | 0 | 0 |
| 116 | Martin Chan | Nerd slayer | 1 | 1 |
| 117 | James Nicholas Lane | Jambon | 0 | 0 |
| 118 | Jeff Carpenter | Shluf | 0 | 0 |
| 118 | Thomas 'Tom' Hillsdon | Antipasto | 0 | 0 |
| 120 | Laurie Griffiths | Cockblock Brock | 0 | 0 |
| 121 | Robert Barry | Jiggly Puff | 0 | 0 |
| 122 | Michael Neururer | Q | 0 | 0 |
| 123 | David Turner | Master of Ceremonies | 1 | 1 |
| 124 | Alex Ronaldson | Verminator | 0 | 0 |
| 125 | Jack Mills | Grado | 1 | 2 |
| 125 | Thomas Clausen | Sealion | 1 | 1 |
| 127 | Jessica (Jesse) Daley | Zombie Girl | 0 | 0 |
| 128 | Nicholas John Caldwell (Nick) | RedsCi22 | 0 | 0 |
| 129 | Hugh Collins | TOASTIE | 0 | 0 |
| 130 | Frankie Robertson | Eponymous AKA I am Dead. | 0 | 0 |
| 131 | Craig Slade | Demonic Fury | 0 | 0 |
| 132 | Richard Hine | Prof. Pestilence | 1 | 1 |
| 132 | Peter A. Jones | Ron Hitler-Barassi | 0 | 0 |
| 134 | Anna Ermakova | CuriousFox | 1 | 2 |
| 134 | Charles Board | Carolus | 1 | 1 |
| 136 | Reuven Shirazi | Gonorrhea | 0 | 0 |
| 137 | Nabodit 'Naz' Paudyal | The Bandit | 0 | 0 |
| 138 | Michael Armstrong | mickya | 0 | 0 |
| 139 | Freddie Tapner | Tapdog | 0 | 0 |
| 140 | Tom Reynolds | Shadowy figure | 1 | 1 |
| 141 | Daniel (Dan) Ivtsan | Mossad | 0 | 0 |
| 142 | Robert May-Miller | The Dandy Highwayman | 1 | 2 |
| 143 | William (Will) Richard Ouldridge | homunculus2000 | 0 | 0 |
| 144 | Aneurin John (Nye) Redman-White | Crocodile Dunedin | 0 | 0 |
| 145 | Arathi Ramachandran | Prof. Moriarty | 0 | 0 |
| 146 | Alex Guttenplan | Mack the Kife | 1 | 1 |
| 146 | James Glanville | Carmichael | 0 | 0 |
| 148 | Owen Hicks | Goldenboy | 0 | 0 |
| 149 | Tomas Kesek | Pink elephant | 0 | 0 |
| 150 | Alec Barns-Graham | 32174118 | 0 | 0 |
| 151 | Callum Picken | Farmer Giles | 0 | 0 |
| 152 | Duncan Goudie | H. Gruber | 0 | 0 |
| 153 | Jonathan Bootle | The Olympian | 0 | 0 |
| 154 | William Letton | Louis Phenex | 0 | 0 |
| 154 | Euan Davies | I wish I hadn't forced the Umpire to make up my Pseudonym... | 0 | 0 |
| 154 | Adam Kirton | The Heoruwearg | 0 | 0 |
| 157 | Kyriakos Flouris | Snatch | 0 | 0 |
| 158 | Eileen Wagner | Trillian | 0 | 0 |
| 159 | David Pennefather | Phenix | 0 | 0 |
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