Here are the names and details of all those charged with protecting Cambridge from the undesirable elements of society:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | Email Address | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Notes |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Captain | Wounded Saavik | Emily Room | er364@cam.ac.uk | Cripps Building, D staircase, room 17 | St John's | Water With Care | |
Head Yeoman | J. M. Colt's sister | Anna Ermakova | ae303@cam.ac.uk | 119 Cherry Hinton road, Room 2. | Lucy Cavendish | Water With Care | I live with 3 flatmates. Mind out for the Computer. I am based in Addenbrooke's hospital, but I frequently visit New museums site and Downing site for seminars, talks and courses. |
Captain | James T. Kirk | The Duke | jgb@cantab.net | ??? | Life Member of Jesus | No Water | I will be here, there, and everywhere. Don't go wanted, you don't want me on your back. I'm quite heavy... |
Lieutenant Commander | Pavel Andreievich Chekov | Alex Guttenplan | ag552@cam.ac.uk | G5 | Emmanuel | No Water | Warning SHARED SET! Don't shoot my roommate. Also, OOB while carrying musical instruments or lab samples. |
Miracle Engineer | Montgomery Scott | Tom Duncan | ted27@cam.ac.uk | G1 | Queens' | No Water | I live in a shared set, so be especially careful in the shared living space as you enter. |
Lieutenant Commander | Simon "Ghost" Riley | Andrew Zhao | andrewyzhao@gmail.com | T Street Room 10 | Corpus Christi | No Water | OOB when carrying bass guitar in bag on back and when carrying badminton racquet in bag on back. |
Lieutenant Commander | Jean-Luc Picard | Aneurin John (Nye) Redman-White | ajr91@cam.ac.uk | Room 4, 1 Portugal Street | Sidney Sussex | No Water | Please avoid antagonising my housemates. They may bite. |
Lieutenant Commander | Riker | Charles Board | cvrb2@cam.ac.uk | Q1 | Trinity Hall | Water With Care | |
Dangerously Sentient Hologram | Professor Moriarty | Britta Tarvis | bt295@cam.ac.uk | East Strachey, Room 22 | Newnham | No Water | |
NCC-1701 | The USS Enterprise | Reuven Shirazi | rs648@cam.ac.uk | G13 St. Michael's Court | Gonville and Caius | No Water | Est-ce que vous pensez que je le ferais plus facile pour vous? snigger snigger snigger. |
Lieutenant | Malcolm Reed | Richard Tunnard | rt348@cam.ac.uk | 36E | Churchill | Water With Care | Try and avoid the wires opposite the window on the floor if using water weapons. |
Lieutenant | B'Elanna Torres | Sally Higson | sh628@cam.ac.uk | F12 | New Hall | No Water | |
Lieutenant | Tom Paris | David Turner | cillian64@googlemail.com | GHB1, Garden Hostel | King's | No Water | Out of bounds when with cello. |
Lieutenant | Leonard McCoy | Hannah McLaughlin | hm421@cam.ac.uk | L7, Cripps Court | Selwyn | Water With Care | Out on Thursday nights and Sunday evenings. |
Borg Drone | Hugh | Frankie Robertson | fr272@cam.ac.uk | W213, Wolfson Court | Girton | No Water | |
Klingon Legend | Kahless the Unforgettable | Vincent Garton | vg273@cam.ac.uk | I4 Blue Boar Court | Trinity | Water With Care | Also known as Vince. |
Ensign | Harry Kim | Robert May-Miller | robertmm@hotmail.co.uk | South Court, Staircase M, Room 1 | Emmanuel | No Water | Known as Rob. |
Lieutenant | Klingon | Fred Ward | fw282@cam.ac.uk | E9A | Girton | No Water | I attend Sidgwick lectures most mornings. |
Somewhat confused android | Death-ta | Richard Perez-Storey | rp430@cam.ac.uk | Cromwell Court, room CF08 | Sidney Sussex | No Water | |
Ensign | Unknown Yellow-Uniformed Ensign: Clearly For The Chop | Alex Wheatley | aaw34@cam.ac.uk | 2 Pembroke Street, room 1 | Pembroke | No Water | |
Lieutenant | Silvio | Stuart Gibbs | 91057@longroad.ac.uk | --- | Long Road Sixth Form College | No Water | |
Shambling corpse. IN SPACE! | Very definitely undead Zombie Space-Girl | Jessica (Jesse) Daley | jrd48@cam.ac.uk | 212 West House | Homerton | No Water | I live on the Homerton site, but make regular trips into the Archaeology and Anthropology Dept. on Downing College and the comic-book store Forbidden Planet (another strict no water zone). |
Alien Cook | Neelix | Arthur Savile | as2031@cam.ac.uk | Room 8, 10-12 Chesterton rd. | Magdalene | Water With Care | |
The 8th best strategy in Cambridge | Random Strategy | Matthew Fitch | mhdf2@cam.ac.uk | Room 44F | Churchill | Water With Care | I have lectures most mornings at the New Museums site. |
Cryogenically frozen Dictator | Khan | Andrew (Andy) Graham Marsh | agm50@cam.ac.uk | J17 | Downing | Water With Care | |
Ensign | Chakotay (brought back by the amazing prowess of the EMH) | Matthew John Cheetham | mjc240@cam.ac.uk | E18A | Girton | No Water | Every morning for 9am lectures. Usually until 1pm. Thursday evenings at the West Cambridge site sometimes. |
These have gone to the great doughnut shop in the sky:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | College |
---|---|---|---|
Captain Yeoman | The ghost of J. MIA Colt | Anna Ermakova | Lucy Cavendish |
Commander | Saavik | Emily Room | St John's |
Head Yeoman | J. MIA Colt | Anna Ermakova | Lucy Cavendish |
Lieutenant Commander | Worf | Han Yan | St Catharine's |
Head Yeoman | J. M. Colt | Anna Ermakova | Lucy Cavendish |
Lieutenant Commander | Worf. Alive because apparently it wasn't a good day to die, after all. | Han Yan | St Catharine's |
Lieutenant Commander | Data | David Turner | King's |
Lieutenant | Geordi La Forge | Dan MacSwiney | Trinity Hall |
Constable | Odo | Callum Picken | Gonville and Caius |
Genetically Modified Dictator | KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN! | Andrew (Andy) Graham Marsh | Downing |
Alien | Xindi | Daniel (Dan) Ivtsan | Trinity Hall |
Lieutenant | Arnold Rimmer | Daniel Baker | Homerton |
Romulan Mining Captain | Wounded Nero | William Letton | Selwyn |
Lieutenant | Spock | Jonathan Bootle | Clare |
Lieutenant | Chakotay | Matthew John Cheetham | Girton |
Lieutenant | Hikaru Sulu | Tom Reynolds | Corpus Christi |
Lieutenant | Christopher Pike | James Glanville | Emmanuel |
Borg Drone | Hugh | Frankie Robertson | Girton |
Undead. | Zombie Space-Girl | Jessica (Jesse) Daley | Homerton |
Mysterious Bartender | Guinan | Sandhya Sreekumar | Homerton |
Romulan Psycho | Nero | William Letton | Selwyn |
Velocity | Half-Impulse | Matthew Cook | St John's |
Lieutenant | Jean Rasczak | Gavin Tapsfield | Corpus Christi |
Hologram | Arnold H Rimmer | Daniel Baker | Homerton |
Constable | The USS Make S**t Up | Daniel O'Brien | Gonville and Caius |
Fresh Recruit | Derpderpderp | Martin Chan | Trinity |
And these are the names of those who turned to the dark side of the Force, and paid the price:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | College | Crime |
---|---|---|---|---|
Captain | Tuvok | Adam Wells | Homerton | Making an attempt on The Umpire |
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