This is the list of incompetents:
This is the list of incompetent police:
Real Name | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Rank | Pseudonym | Notes |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Matthew Evans | 33K | Churchill | No Water | Seaman | yohoho | |
Paul Tinton | 36H | Churchill | Full Water | Seaman | What me? No, I'm not corrupt. | Please don't try to poison me using soaps, creams etc. as I'm allergic. |
Andrew Hobson | Room 16, Benet Hostel | Corpus Christi | No Water | Seaman | Wanteds ahoy! | |
Alex Guttenplan | M2 South Court | Emmanuel | No Water | Seaman | the long tentacle of the law | Careful of computer set up immediately in front of door if throwing things. Please do not apply contact poison to books, electronic equipment or anything else that would be damaged by washing the poison off? |
Jacob Samuel Corteen | 303 Western Bank, Sheffield, S10 2TJ | Formerly of Fitzwilliam | No Water | Rear Admiral of the Police Force, in absentia, serving under the Admiral of the Fleet | 'ello sailor | I'm only in Cambridge for a few weekends. D5 Clare Colony whilst in Cambridge. |
Adam Guterres | E223, Wolfson Court | Girton | Water With Care | Seaman | Neither am I | |
Ben Gadsby | 233 West House | Homerton | Water With Care | Cabin Boy | Captain Orgasmatron | Lectures six days a week, New museums site. Rower. |
Oliver Dominik Caspari | West House 136 | Homerton | No Water | Seaman | Richard "Sailors Inbound" Gibson | I'm around downing site a lot because I'm NatSci first year. I like chocolate, which to bring is a good way of regaining my sympathy after killing me |
Alicia Danks | North Court, S8 | Jesus | Water With Care | Seaman | iswydt | I am out of bounds while dressed head-to-toe in rainbow, or while carrying a large bag of money for a society. |
Charlie Schoonman | W7 | Pembroke | No Water | Cabin Girl | Dread Pirate Roberts | |
Coryan Wilson-Shah | G6 | Pembroke | Water With Care | Seaman | Bosun Pudding | Fear the cake. |
Simon Taylor | M11 | Robinson | Water With Care | Seaman | Captain Pugwash | Please mind the laptop. |
Merlin Evans | L22 | Selwyn | No Water | Seaman | Wilhelm | |
Joseph Reed | Cripps Court, M13 | Selwyn | No Water | Seaman | NO RUM?! | Known as Joe |
Yi Luo | I11, Cripps Court | Selwyn | Water With Care | Seaman | Captain Morgan's Revenge | |
Thomas Alexander | L8 | Selwyn | No Water | Seaman | Captain Charisma | |
Mark Pendar-Bare | L4 | St Catharine's | Water With Care | Seaman | Richard "Ships + Icebergs" Gibson |
And this is a list of corpses:
Name | College | Pseudonym |
---|---|---|
Oliver Timmis | Girton | Lionheart |
Jack William Matthew Jackson | Clare | Rhymnocerous |
Yuan Cao Zhang | Churchill | latent electricity |
Todd Davidson | Corpus Christi | Capital T |
Allie Rinck | Girton | ink |
Matt Taylor | Clare | Grubberlang |
Christopher Powell | Robinson | You got Sarge'd |
Jacob Wills | King's | Beef Tea |
Jonah Hill | Trinity Hall | Meg |
Carol Sparke | Newnham | Cogito Ergo Femina Sum |
KT Bosse-Foy | Newnham | Robot in Disguise |
Jessica Donnithorne | Trinity Hall | Dora the explorer |
Leo Scott | St John's | Ginge |
Robert Bell | St John's | Ernesto |
Rich Miller | Robinson | Banana Flavour |
Jimmy Bost | Jesus | Biceps Femoris |
Benjamin Huw Gibson | Pembroke | Cupcake |
Lauren Withall | Emmanuel | Lethal Llama |
Alice Draper | New Hall | Marvin |
Caroline Tecks | St John's | Panthunter |
Gordon Levine | None | Saturn AKA Orfeo |
Mukund Kanoria | Magdalene | Kundi |
Bibek Mukherjee | Pembroke | Hercule Poirot |
Anthony Yong Kheng Cordero Ng | Gonville and Caius | Bruce Lee |
Adina Judy Bernstein | New Hall | Isha |
Stephen Tordoff | Selwyn | MrF |
Shantanu Kafle | Magdalene | The Unsubtle Menace |
Giles Fleming | Robinson | Mr Scrub |
Nadia Shahanara Islam | New Hall | Richard "Solvent Insurer" Gibson |
Kai Van Duuren | Churchill | Half-dutch |
Tanuj Bhojwani | Robinson | Sulphane |
Kaifei Yu | Churchill | never ending night |
Daniel O'Brien | Gonville and Caius | Richard Paul Astley |
Parin Shah | Jesus | Donkey Oaty |
Bethany English | Clare | ScienceFictionDoubleFeature |
Merlin Evans | Selwyn | USING ALL CAPS MAKES ME FEEL POWERFUL |
James Brister | Trinity | Baroque Obama |
Matthew Yates | Churchill | Ali Dia |
Tushar Dabral | St Catharine's | Alcohilic |
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