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New on Friday, 27 February
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24 Feb, 09:00 AM]
Rupert Rutledge (Holmes) is the last to fall to the team of arva and X
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25 Feb, 23:37 PM]
Joshua 'The Duke' Blanchard Lewis (Michelle AKA The ITV News AKA The Penguin AKA PIE! AKA X AKA I'M Richard Gibson AKA Dyeduska Vodyanoy AKA The Grue AKA The 'Other' Duke AKA Bjorn Again AKA The Nuke) emerges as victor, disposing of Emily Scragg (arva)!
New on Monday, 23 February
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18 Feb, 19:45 PM]
Gordon Levine (Saturn AKA Orfeo) is in fact killed before thunderbolting by Bjorn Again
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22 Feb, 19:30 PM]
The elusive inco Bethany English (ScienceFictionDoubleFeature) is finally taken down!
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21 Feb, 18:35 PM]
Mutiny in Russia as Dyeduska Vodyanoy takes down Serguei Mouratov (The Soviet Samurai)
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19 Feb, 13:30 PM]
Holmes remains good at evasion as well as detection, as The Soviet Samurai discovers.
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19 Feb, 09:00 AM]
Henry R. B. Duke (Black Eyed Pete) is sent to the graveyaaaaarrd by The 'Other' Duke and arva
New on Thursday, 19 February
[
17 Feb, 16:00 PM]
Mmmmm PIE!. PIE! goooood! Unless you're Adina Judy Bernstein (Isha) that is.
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18 Feb, 19:15 PM]
After their earlier run in, Black Eyed Pete tries to hunt down arva and Joshua 'The Duke' Blanchard Lewis again
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18 Feb, 13:15 PM]
Joshua 'The Duke' Blanchard Lewis continues his rampage through the game, felling Ashley Chadwick (The Knight who say Ni). Who can stop him?
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17 Feb, 18:45 PM]
Robert Bell (Ernesto) is the latest to have a horrible drunken accident involving a marrow, a "woman", a "boy",a suspicious green bag and a scary, scaly thing making RAAAAAWR noises.
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17 Feb, 14:45 PM]
The ITV News takes control of the Cambridge media, taking down Philip Hubbard (The BBC News AKA Sir Lai Xi)
New on Tuesday, 17 February
[
13 Feb, 09:00 AM]
Roseanna Pendlebury(Justice!...this time) dies again, this time to Captain Orgasmatron
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17 Feb, 00:01 AM]
Nadia Shahanara Islam (Richard "Solvent Insurer" Gibson) was removed from the game.
[
15 Feb, 23:00 PM]
Has NINJA Elfboy become completely invisible? He succeeds in eluding The Soviet Samurai completely.
[
15 Feb, 18:00 PM]
Black Eyed Pete has a run-in with arva and Joshua 'The Duke' Blanchard Lewis.
New on Monday, 16 February
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16 Feb, 21:30 PM]
Bethany English and NINJA Elfboy had a direct interaction, ooh err!
New on Saturday, 14 February
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12 Feb, 19:00 PM]
NINJA Elfboy has fun in the snow, but Jimbob Jones doesn't increase his pleasure
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13 Feb, 11:00 AM]
It's arva's turn to shoot the already dead Christopher Powell, with a little help from The Penguin
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12 Feb, 13:00 PM]
The mysterious X responds to the challenge by taking down Alasdair Wilkins (Jimbob Jones AKA l33t-girl888) and Brook Roberts (Sheepish AKA I pwn n00bs AKA The Last Biscuit)
[
13 Feb, 10:00 AM]
What me? No, I'm not corrupt. appears to be less than corrupt, dispatching the inco Alice Draper (Marvin)
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12 Feb, 17:20 PM]
Bosun Pudding om nom noms another inco, Christopher Powell (You got Sarge'd)
New on Thursday, 12 February
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10 Feb, 13:10 PM]
Simon Taylor (Lord Erebus) should have known better than to mess with l33t asssassins like l33t-girl888 and I pwn n00bs
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10 Feb, 13:30 PM]
Mary Fortune (Sidhe) discovers that attacking Sheepish is a bad plan. First she shoots an innocent, and then is killed by her target, with a little help from Jimbob Jones
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11 Feb, 20:55 PM]
Michelle pulls her belle moves on Christopher Milligan (suckmyrocket)
New on Wednesday, 11 February
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11 Feb, 11:55 AM]
Sheepish dishes out his own bran of Justice on Jack Oyston (Hooded Justice)
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11 Feb, 13:00 PM]
Shantanu Kafle (The Unsubtle Menace) avoids being thunderbolted by beight caught up by The Soviet Samurai
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11 Feb, 18:20 PM]
Black Eyed Pete searches for James Brister without success. Surprise, surprise, he was dead anyway!
New on Tuesday, 10 February
[
10 Feb, 12:27 PM]
It appears Black Eyed Pete has an ally in his quest for treasure.
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10 Feb, 17:15 PM]
Would Oliver Timmis (Lionheart) give him kingdom for some PIE!?
[
10 Feb, 13:25 PM]
President assassinated! Oh wait it's only James Brister (Baroque Obama) (this time).
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10 Feb, 09:55 AM]
The ITV News has a special early morning bulletin for Carol Sparke (Cogito Ergo Femina Sum)
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9 Feb, 11:00 AM]
It's the last roll of the dice for Daniel O'Brien (Richard Paul Astley) as Bosun Pudding strikes down another inco.
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9 Feb, 12:00 PM]
Not content with being dead again, William P Brooks tries to interfere with Joshua 'The Duke' Blanchard Lewis and Cogito Ergo Femina Sum
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9 Feb, 22:00 PM]
a horrible drunken accident involving a marrow, a "woman", a "boy",a suspicious green bag and a scary, scaly thing making RAAAAAWR noises. has a warning for Shantanu Kafle
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9 Feb, 21:00 PM]
Shantanu Kafle is apparently subtle enough to evade arva and The Penguin
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9 Feb, 20:45 PM]
The BBC News wants to kill incos, but Alice Draper, Nadia Shahanara Islam and Oliver Timmis won't come out to play
New on Monday, 9 February
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8 Feb, 23:00 PM]
William P Brooks (G) attacks someone he can't kill. Baroque Obama punishes him accordingly.
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8 Feb, 22:00 PM]
NO RUM?! drove Harry Robinson (Dick Deadeye) to his death
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6 Feb, 15:00 PM]
ScienceFictionDoubleFeature doesn't get a feature of Benjamin Huw Gibson
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6 Feb, 13:20 PM]
I've heard PIE! is a Magnet for the ladies. Perhaps it was a fatal attraction for Karoliina Lehtinen (Magnet)
New on Sunday, 8 February
[
6 Feb, 14:00 PM]
The ITV News update! Jack William Matthew Jackson (Rhymnocerous) falls to a poison letter!
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8 Feb, 10:40 AM]
The Knight who say Ni wants to flsuh away some incos. He was too late for Giles Fleming.
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6 Feb, 15:30 PM]
The notorious wanted criminal Benjamin Huw Gibson (Cupcake) is finally taken down as he has a horrible drunken accident involving a marrow, a "woman", a "boy",a suspicious green bag and a scary, scaly thing making RAAAAAWR noises.
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7 Feb, 15:00 PM]
Black Eyed Pete's lack of booty is beginning to frustrate him, all he sees are corpses!
[
7 Feb, 00:30 AM]
yohoho and a bottle of rum at 'Pav'. Yuan Cao Zhang (latent electricity) is the latest Churchill inco to fall.
[
6 Feb, 18:15 PM]
l33t-girl888, I pwn n00bs and Holmes try their luck with Dominic Hinkins (The Avuncular Troglodyte) again. This time Holmes gets him.
[
6 Feb, 11:00 AM]
Jessica Donnithorne (Dora the explorer) may have explored the antartic, but she certainly didn't see The Penguin coming.
[
5 Feb, 20:00 PM]
NINJA Elfboy flushes away Giles Fleming (Mr Scrub), with a little help from his comrade The Soviet Samurai
New on Friday, 6 February
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4 Feb, 18:00 PM]
Need to remove the inco Merlin Evans (USING ALL CAPS MAKES ME FEEL POWERFUL)? This calls for Captain Charisma!
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5 Feb, 15:00 PM]
Do you prefer Bosun Pudding or PIE!? Anthony Yong Kheng Cordero Ng (Bruce Lee) would say neither
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5 Feb, 14:00 PM]
Does Banana Flavour still like the flavour of incos? Giles Fleming doesn't want to find out.
New on Thursday, 5 February
[
5 Feb, 11:30 AM]
Merlin Evans is popular today! Ernesto can't find him either
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4 Feb, 22:00 PM]
Mutilation is contagious, everyone's at it! Bosun Pudding joins in the festivities with Matt Taylor
[
3 Feb, 19:10 PM]
Ben Gadsby (Brownbeard) gets caught up trying to kill the Newnham inco, as he also falls to Justice!...this time
[
4 Feb, 20:00 PM]
arva shoots the corpse of Lauren Withall (Lethal Llama) - she had fallen to the poison letter of The Penguin.
[
4 Feb, 19:10 PM]
Joshua 'The Duke' Blanchard Lewis ruins Caroline Tecks (Panthunter)'s dinner.
New on Wednesday, 4 February
[
4 Feb, 20:10 PM]
Black Eyed Pete is treasureless once again, shooting the corpse of Caroline Tecks
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4 Feb, 14:30 PM]
Matt Taylor (Grubberlang) discovers that the police aren't as incompetent as he is. a horrible drunken accident involving a marrow, a "woman", a "boy",a suspicious green bag and a scary, scaly thing making RAAAAAWR noises. continues to serve up justice.
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4 Feb, 12:00 PM]
Stephen Tordoff (MrF), you got headcrabbed. You got Sarge'd imaginative weaponry strikes.
[
3 Feb, 14:00 PM]
Orfeo unsuccesfully vists Cogito Ergo Femina Sum. Perhaps the radio is insufficently operatic?
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4 Feb, 13:00 PM]
Richard Paul Astley cannot be letter-rolled by ScienceFictionDoubleFeature
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3 Feb, 19:00 PM]
KT Bosse-Foy (Robot in Disguise) dies lots of times. Looks like Justice!...this time.
New on Tuesday, 3 February
[
3 Feb, 15:00 PM]
More mutilation. Lord Erebus shoots the zombified Mukund Kanoria
[
2 Feb, 21:30 PM]
Michelle shows off her muscles by killing Jimmy Bost (Biceps Femoris)
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3 Feb, 14:00 PM]
Alexander Scott (Prometheus) may be the bringer of fire, but arva is the bringer of poison
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2 Feb, 20:30 PM]
There are no mafias in Cambridge, as l33t-girl888, I pwn n00bs and Holmes can confirm. The Avuncular Troglodyte escapes their clutches, but Mukund Kanoria (Kundi) does not.
[
2 Feb, 12:00 PM]
arva discovered that Allie Rinck (ink) bleeds more than ink.
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2 Feb, 18:30 PM]
yohoho is becoming quite the inco basher. Kai Van Duuren (Half-dutch) is full-dead.
New on Monday, 2 February
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2 Feb, 15:00 PM]
Neither am I shows the force of the law. Bibek Mukherjee (Hercule Poirot) and Parin Shah (Donkey Oaty) are the latest inco casualties.
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2 Feb, 10:50 AM]
Amelia Booth makes a bid for the furthest ever kill, taking down Charlie Schoonman (the unwavering hand of fate) in Salzburg
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1 Feb, 19:00 PM]
Darkness falls on Kaifei Yu (never ending night). yohoho continues his fine police work, with the help of What me? No, I'm not corrupt..
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1 Feb, 22:30 PM]
Cogito Ergo Femina Sum, Baroque Obama and G mutilate Jonah Hill
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1 Feb, 17:55 PM]
The Knight who say Ni avenges their friends by killing Luke Sharpin (Kluke)
[
31 Jan, 13:00 PM]
Sam Atkinson (Professor Challenger found the lost world, and then he) found Michelle's poison letter
New on Sunday, 1 February
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31 Jan, 18:20 PM]
Banana Flavour didn't like the incompetent flavour of Todd Davidson (Capital T).
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31 Jan, 14:00 PM]
Incobash group 2 (town centre): Tushar Dabral (Alcohilic), Leo Scott (Ginge) and Jonah Hill (Meg) are eliminated
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31 Jan, 14:20 PM]
You got Sarge'd and Lord Erebus hunt out the inco Meg, but he doesn't want to play.
New on Saturday, 31 January
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30 Jan, 10:00 AM]
Michelle's special letter is successfully nullified by Benjamin Huw Gibson
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30 Jan, 20:00 PM]
Playtime is over for Malachy Gerard Higgins (The Joker). What me? No, I'm not corrupt. takes him down.
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30 Jan, 20:00 PM]
Richard "Solvent Insurer" Gibson fails to account for Sidhe and Holmes, despite assistance from arva
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30 Jan, 15:00 PM]
Joseph Reed is mutilated again! This time Ernesto is the culprit
[
30 Jan, 16:00 PM]
Banana Flavour does not mix with Ginger, whilst Malachy Gerard Higgins remains elusive.
[
30 Jan, 19:00 PM]
Kluke can't lure out Prometheus. Perhaps he should go to the store to get more fire?
[
30 Jan, 13:20 PM]
The Soviet Samurai is left disappointed by a lack of Sulphane, but I'm sure his nose isn't.
[
28 Jan, 14:00 PM]
Clearly The Unsubtle Menace was being quite subtle, as they elude Marvin
[
29 Jan, 17:30 PM]
Some police try to clean up the streets of Cambridge, but again Benjamin Huw Gibson proves elusive.
New on Friday, 30 January
[
29 Jan, 12:00 PM]
The reckless criminal William P Brooks (I have no need of a pseudonym because I am going wanted (low redemption conditions please!)) is finally taken down! What havoc will he now cause within the police force?
[
29 Jan, 09:55 AM]
Is this the end for twatism? Joseph Reed (If it moves T#%T it) can't move fast enough.
[
29 Jan, 21:15 PM]
NINJA Elfboy showed off his moves on James Wilkinson Barwise (Albi The Racist), who dispatched of Anthony Price (What she said)
New on Thursday, 29 January
[
29 Jan, 16:30 PM]
There may me no more muffin men, but baking muffins leads to Julie Chan (knawit)'s demise.
[
29 Jan, 13:00 PM]
A lack of Cupcake leaves ScienceFictionDoubleFeature hungry for more (more, more, more...)
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29 Jan, 16:00 PM]
Dora the explorer has a spring in their step, eliminating John Shirley (grasshopper)
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29 Jan, 12:15 PM]
Joseph Reed's not having a good day, this time shot by Neither am I
[
28 Jan, 18:30 PM]
The Joker's misunderstanding of licit targets fails to amuse Matthew Evans (last rites).
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28 Jan, 18:00 PM]
Perhaps the lack of pie finally got to Coryan Wilson-Shah (NO PIE?!), as he killed by If it moves T#%T it, though not before kicking the ass of Foysol Miah (With karate I'll kick your ass, from here to right over there).
[
28 Jan, 16:30 PM]
The Avuncular Troglodyte deflates Theo Sanderson (Inflatable Mongoose)'s attempt
[
27 Jan, 16:00 PM]
I heard there was a secret NO PIE?!. Adam Morgan (Peregrine) didn't.
[
28 Jan, 10:00 AM]
Joseph Reed ends Luke James Montgomery Robins (The Author)'s novel.
[
28 Jan, 19:20 PM]
Michelle takes out the trash, disposing of Adam S.Backer (Dan The Garbage Man)
[
28 Jan, 12:00 PM]
Careless talk costs lives! Or at least your own, in the case of Thomas Alexander (This IS a gun in my pocket!)
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28 Jan, 16:15 PM]
Gordon Levine has a good plan, and gets the licit kill need for redemption, disposing of Alex Guttenplan (Philby)
New on Wednesday, 28 January
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28 Jan, 13:00 PM]
Another kill for Coryan Wilson-Shah in Harry Robinson (That was unexpected...). Can't say That was unexpected...
New on Tuesday, 27 January
[
27 Jan, 13:15 PM]
Duh duh duh....another wanted bites the dust! Alicia Danks (wywwy) is brought to justice by Baroque Obama, though not before dispatching Matt Hickford (dr -NIM)
[
26 Jan, 17:15 PM]
Some serious interactions occurred! Harry Huang (Peter Duffett-Smith) was the only casualty.
[
27 Jan, 13:00 PM]
Do away with Andrew Hobson (The Antagonised Ape)? That's What she said!
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27 Jan, 13:30 PM]
William P Brooks kills again! Who will be The Artist (Thomas Martin Prince) of his demise?
[
25 Jan, 13:00 PM]
With karate I'll kick your ass, from here to right over there and If it moves T#%T it attempt to follow the heinous wanted criminals, but to no avail.
[
24 Jan, 13:00 PM]
Jimbob Jones was not home, so his assailant could not T#%T it.
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26 Jan, 20:30 PM]
Another wanted! Gordon Levine kills his target Jamie Goodland (Flash Kong), but accidently takes down Jane Aston (Turnus) in the process.
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26 Jan, 12:00 PM]
Sheepish strikes again, this time Joachim Cassel (diavolo abile) is his victim
[
27 Jan, 08:55 AM]
The streets of Cambridge are slightly safer as Adam Guterres (Seafarer Attic Butler King) is taken down. Read about it on The BBC News!
[
26 Jan, 19:30 PM]
Holmes seeks out The Avuncular Troglodyte. Perhaps he is lost without his trusty assistant?
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26 Jan, 19:45 PM]
The Joker knew Harry Steggles (The Muffin Man), so Elfboy killed him.
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26 Jan, 12:00 PM]
Elfboy shows his hand. Ben Gadsby (Josie Mitchell) is struck down
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26 Jan, 09:00 AM]
Coryan Wilson-Shah takes down Chris Hands (Touch of Pink) and Aaron Barker(Richard "Somewhat Inimitable" Gibson). Who will stop him?
New on Monday, 26 January
[
25 Jan, 22:50 PM]
William P Brooks attacks the police force, pigging Roseanna Pendlebury (Justice! Or at least doughnuts...)
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25 Jan, 15:00 PM]
The Muffin Man ran out of muffins, so he snacked on a Elaine Oliver(mojito)
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25 Jan, 12:40 PM]
Sheepish kills his would-be assailant Charlie Schoonman (some loathsome individual whose name is not worth mentioning) and accidently kills his ally/target Mark Pendar-Bare (Heydar). Look Sheepish!
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25 Jan, 11:00 AM]
Adam Guterres, Coryan Wilson-Shah and Paul Tinton went on a poisoning spree. Jeremy Kneebone (Artichoke) fell afoul.
[
25 Jan, 10:00 AM]
Sunday mornings are a killer for Oliver Dominik Caspari (Gabriel Otto Dwarfsmith)
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25 Jan, 19:00 PM]
The Muffin Man took down the nefarious criminal Paul Tinton (General Evil)
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25 Jan, 12:00 PM]
Paul Tinton is a Duncan Stibbard Hawkes (Pain in the Assassin)
New on Sunday, 25 January
[
25 Jan, 12:00 PM]
William P Brooks's rampage burns away Daniel Peckham (The fireman)
[
24 Jan, 14:00 PM]
Go wanted by shooting Edward Ignatius Morland (Jaqen H'ghar) and Roseanna Pendlebury (The Poultrygeist)? wywwy?
[
24 Jan, 21:48 PM]
Never stand too close to the Plodge! William Warman (Nightjar) is brutally murdered.
New on Saturday, 24 January
[
24 Jan, 15:30 PM]
The The Joker strikes! Jack Oyston(The Evil Weevil) isn't laughing.
[
24 Jan, 19:00 PM]
Carnage occurs! Aaron Barker(a small child), Jonathan David Benwell(The Cameraman) and Jonathan Marten(The Dread Pirate LeChuck) all fall. Cupcake manages to escape.
[
24 Jan, 17:45 PM]
Feeling blue(Francis Bleibel)? Must be because there's NO PIE?!
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24 Jan, 17:05 PM]
Michelle shows a killer instinct in his Rorschach(Steven John) test
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24 Jan, 11:50 AM]
Evelyn Brockmann(Charlotte Corday) is cleaned up by Mr Scrub, as You got Sarge'd watches from behind his door
[
24 Jan, 13:30 PM]
Black Eyed Pete searched for assassins, but none were made to walk the plank
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24 Jan, 14:00 PM]
With karate I'll kick your ass, from here to right over there fails to end her target's Alcohilic life
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24 Jan, 09:00 AM]
NO PIE?! There's NO PIE?! but WHY is there NO PIE?! Touch of Pink fails to provide PIE!
New on Sunday, 11 January
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