Cloak & Dagger The Assassins' Guild - Week 4 News

Saturday, 21 February

[18:35 PM] Mutiny in Russia as Dyeduska Vodyanoy takes down Serguei Mouratov (The Soviet Samurai)
Dyeduska Vodyanoy reports:

Today I went to Homerton (yes, the college) and killed Serguei in his dining hall with the help of one of my Homertonian contacts (who then very kindly treated me to dinner with him), I awarded him one brownie.

Sunday, 22 February

[19:30 PM] The elusive inco Bethany English (ScienceFictionDoubleFeature) is finally taken down!
a horrible drunken accident involving a marrow, a "woman", a "boy",a suspicious green bag and a scary, scaly thing making RAAAAAWR noises. reports:

After many quiet weeks, Bethany English came across the inevitable: a horrible drunken accident involving a marrow, a "woman", a "boy",a suspicious green bag and a scary, scaly thing making RAAAAAWR noises.. It also involved a death-doom-charge on a space-hopper, a long cosh with raspberries and smarties on, a horde of killer attack koalas and a knife in the back. And legs, and arms, and then the koalas went for the boobs because they are PERVERTED killer koalas. She is now dead and mutilated. And the first-ever victim of Spacehop Cavalry.

Monday, 23 February

[13:00 PM] Michelle and arva shoot Dominic Carr's corpse.
Michelle reports:

Oh ain't he sweet,
Well see him walking down that street.
Yes I ask you very confidentially:
Ain't he sweet?

Oh ain't he nice,
Well look him over once or twice.
Yes I ask you very confidentially:
Ain't he nice?

arva reports:

I watched the building of his lecture as they went in, but no sign of him, not even in the late stragglers, running to try and make it in time (fat chance, running when you're already 10 mins late doesn't make that much of a difference to how much lecture you miss). Perhaps my lurking post wasn't the most well chosen as it obscured one of the entrances. However, 45mins later I returned, this time to a different spot, and watched the procession of people leaving the lecture theater. Several Dom-like people passed but none of them alerted the sirens in my mind. The crowed thinned, and eventually the flow stopped. I then got a phone call from another assassin. 'Got 'im' he said. -1 observation point for arva.

Tuesday, 24 February

[09:00 AM] Rupert Rutledge (Holmes) is the last to fall to the team of arva and X
X reports:

'pon venturing forth this fine morning with my fine damsel at my side, we paid a passing visit to our good friend Mr Rutledge in his grandiose estate by the Cam. One of his squires perceived our approach, and our good friend donned a pair of jodhpurs and rode off, challenging us to pursue. My damsel leap'd 'pon her pony and chased the rogue down the street, while I called out to my hounds and advanced on foot. A trumpet call ahead brought the scoundrel to bay, and his attempt at retreat impaled him upon my pack of snarling curs. The good sirrah lay slain, a puddle of his own hubris staining the ground.

Quincy Jones reports:

Dear Ump,

Unfortunately I have passed away... Taken down by arva andX.

As soon as I had left my building I saw arva sitting on the bench across the court. I refrained from waving and went quickly past her to the porters to leave some work in, before travelling through the catacombs of St. Catz to emerge at a door behind where she had been seated... Only to find she had gone.

I left by the main entrance and started to head to my lecture, looking out for X. He was no-where to be seen, nor was arva.

I continued to walk down the road until I noticed arva cycling by. I gave chase, before the FEAR took hold of me and I decided that it may not be a good idea to shove a pen labelled "McKnifey" into someone cycling along a busy road unless I was damn sure it was my target.

I kept an eye on her as I walked on. She stopped. I toyed with the idea of running up to her and taking her down, but thought it too risky.

I decided to take another route, turned, and bolted away, only to be intercepted by X, who promptly shot me down in a hail of water. I accepted death gracefully, along with the M & M's that were offered afterwards.

Quincy Jones

arva reports:

Today the last of those fiends has been finally disposed of! The Dukey-Limey team strikes again! We were in position at around 8.30, myself outside the plodge (and guarding the 2 exits to Catz) and Duke as spy in Mr Rutledges corridor. I received a call: 'He's on his way'. Shortly after a grey figure emerged from the staircase. Someone near where I was waiting ran to this grey figure and a few words were exchanged. He sprinted - and I mean sprinted - past me so fast I had no time to draw, and truthfully I didnt want to draw too much attention to myself that close to the porters...

He vanished into the plodge. I ran out and lurked near the back exit to Catz, in case he tried to use that, but I got a call from Duke saying he had got past us again. Would he continue to escape forever??

Leaping on my rather disgruntled bike (it, too, had been woken rather early), I gave chase down Trumptington road. Spying the target, I stopped in front of him under the pretense of fixing my bike. I waited for him to approach on either side of the road. He started running in the other direction, scared by my presence, straight into the arms (and weaponry) of my darling Duke

Wednesday, 25 February

[00:00 AM] So, You say you want a Revolution?.
You say you want a Revolution? reports:

You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it's evolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
But when you talk about destruction
Don't you know that you can count me out
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right

You say you got a real solution
Well, you know
We'd all love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution
Well, you know
We're doing what we can
But when you want money
for people with minds that hate
All I can tell is brother you have to wait
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right

[23:37 PM] Joshua 'The Duke' Blanchard Lewis (Michelle AKA The ITV News AKA The Penguin AKA PIE! AKA X AKA I'M Richard Gibson AKA Dyeduska Vodyanoy AKA The Grue AKA The 'Other' Duke AKA Bjorn Again AKA The Nuke AKA You say you want a Revolution?) emerges as victor, disposing of Emily Scragg (arva)!
Michelle reports:

She's not a girl who misses much
Do do do do do do- oh yeah
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand
Like a lizard on a window pane

Happiness is a warm gun
(Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, baby
(Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
When I hold you in my arms
(Ooooooooohhh, oh yeah!)
And when I feel my finger on your trigger
I know nobody can do me no harm

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