May Week 2002 Game Headlines

Friday, 14 June

[00:00am] [Report] The Bomb Party
[00:01am] [Report] I assassinated pigeonAteHe
[00:01am] [Report] Edith the Hutt assassinated Aviator
[00:01am] [Report] Fozian assassinated The Illegal Non-Player
[00:02am] [Report] Edith the Hutt assassinated Non-player [legal]
[00:05am] [Report] Ugly Duckling assassinated The Dark Night Of The Soul
[00:05am] [Report] Ugly Duckling assassinated Gonzo the Great and his Glamorous Assistant
[00:05am] [Report] The Non-gentleman Spy assassinated Fozian
[00:05am] [Report] The Non-gentleman Spy assassinated Illegal Non-Player
[00:06am] [Report] X assassinated The Non-gentleman Spy
[00:10am] [Report] Pumpkin made an attempt on HCN
[00:10am] [Report] Edith the Hutt made an attempt on The Brain
[00:10am] [Report] Edith the Hutt made an attempt on Pinky
[00:15am] [Report] Edith the Hutt made an attempt on Pinky
[00:23am] [Report] Pumpkin assassinated Herr Todei Günther-Mörre
[00:30am] [Report] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated Tinky Winky
[00:30am] [Report] Ugly Duckling made an attempt on 3rd Muppet
[00:40am] [Report] Pumpkin made an attempt on Holzhauer's Bane
[00:50am] [Report] Pumpkin made an attempt on Smokey Bacon
[01:30am] [Report] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated I
[01:30am] [Report] I reached out from beyond the grave to kill Holzhauer's Bane
[09:49am] [Report] Press release from the Baby Seals
[10:03am] [Report] Honeybunny assassinated Miss Marple
[10:15am] [Report] Lady assassinated piglet's littler friend
[10:25am] [Report] Johnson's Bane assassinated Holzhauer's Bane
[10:30am] [Report] Senorita Amapola assassinated Firien
[10:30am] [Report] Lady assassinated Lamy
[10:30am] [Report] Mirielle made an attempt on Lady Jennifer M. Winstam
[10:50am] [Report] Senorita Amapola mutilated the corpse of Holzhauer's Bane
[11:45am] [Report] Edith the Hutt assassinated Pinky
[12:00pm] [Report] Big Daddy G assassinated Little Green Peppercorn
[12:03pm] [Report] Senorita Amapola made an attempt on Smokey Bacon
[12:10pm] [Report] Big Daddy G assassinated The Nilander
[12:15pm] [Report] I assassinated pigeonAteHe
[12:32pm] [Report] Mirielle made an attempt on Smokey Bacon
[12:35pm] [Report] Eccles assassinated nobody
[12:40pm] [Report] Eccles assassinated Large Aubergine
[13:05pm] [Report] The Tramp assassinated Monkey Professor-for-a-head
[13:15pm] [Report] 1st Muppet assassinated 3rd Muppet
[14:00pm] [Report] An alcoholic made an attempt on The Tramp
[14:00pm] [Report] An alcoholic made an attempt on Lady
[14:00pm] [Report] Stealthy Ninja assassinated Mirielle
[14:05pm] [Report] Fozian assassinated Lord Horatio Pigsbottom
[14:25pm] [Report] Johnson's Bane made an attempt on Holzhauer's Bane
[14:26pm] [Report] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated I
[15:00pm] [Report] Senorita Amapola assassinated Firien
[15:00pm] [Report] Pumpkin assassinated The Time-Travelling Jenny Chase
[15:03pm] [Report] Fozian assassinated Stealthy Ninja
[15:15pm] [Report] The CPS assassinated Non-player [legal]
[15:30pm] [Report] Slightly more dangerous Dave assassinated Dangerous Dave
[15:30pm] [Report] An alcoholic assassinated Fozian
[15:30pm] [Report] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated Aviator
[16:15pm] [Report] An alcoholic made an attempt on Matt Garrett
[16:20pm] [Report] An alcoholic assassinated Matt Garrett
[16:25pm] [Report] Herr Todei,... gone forever. assassinated Herr Todei Günther-Mörre
[16:27pm] [Report] Senorita Amapola assassinated The Man with the Golden Band
[16:38pm] [Report] Senorita Amapola assassinated HCN
[16:41pm] [Report] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated Large Aubergine
[18:15pm] [Report] The Lady Lily assassinated piglet's littler friend
[18:15pm] [Report] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated Tinky Winky
[18:40pm] [Report] Eccles assassinated nobody
[19:30pm] [Report] The infamously trigger-happy Bjoern Holzhauer assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[21:30pm] [Report] The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase assassinated Pinky
[21:33pm] [Report] Pumpkin assassinated HCN
[21:33pm] [Report] Lady assassinated Mirielle
[22:10pm] [Report] Jednny Chase in the Fourth Dimension assassinated Aviator
[22:14pm] [Report] The Barber Who Shaves Exactly Those Who Do Not Shave Themselves assassinated quiet
[22:30pm] [Report] Matt Garrett assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[23:00pm] [Report] Lord Horatio Pigsbottom assassinated Chopper
[23:30pm] [Report] Large Aubergine assassinated Brutal Bruce

Saturday, 15 June

[00:00am] [Report] The Tramp assassinated Casby the friendly ghost
[06:34am] [Report] Mister Bigotergraaaande brutally kneecapped The nasty umpiricus-automaticus bug
[10:30am] [Report] Matt Garrett made an attempt on Morag McSporran
[12:05pm] [Report] Lady Jennifer M. Winstam assassinated Legal Non-Player
[12:08pm] [Report] Kettle Cripps assassinated Senorita Amapola
[12:30pm] [Report] The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase assassinated Mirielle
[12:45pm] [Report] Jednny Chase in the Fourth Dimension assassinated Non-sequitur
[14:07pm] [Report] Edith the Hutt assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[14:10pm] [Report] Edith the Hutt assassinated Fozian
[14:40pm] [Report] Edith the Hutt assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[14:55pm] [Report] Spongiform Monolith Construction Vehicle assassinated Chopper
[15:14pm] [Report] The real, current Jenny Chase assassinated Edith the Hutt
[15:17pm] [Report] The Tramp assassinated LeoNerd
[15:25pm] [Report] HCN made an attempt on The Lady Lily
[16:15pm] [Report] Significantly more dangerous Dave assassinated Dangerous Dave
[16:45pm] [Report] Senorita Amapola assassinated I
[17:15pm] [Report] Gonzo the Great and his Glamorous Assistant assassinated Morag McSporran
[17:29pm] [Report] HCN assassinated Cyril Fox
[17:33pm] [Report] Bayushi Paneki assassinated Senorita Amapola
[18:19pm] [Report] pigeonAteHe assassinated Tribble, Tribble, Tribble
[18:20pm] [Report] rower assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[18:25pm] [Report] Teddy Loving Astronaut assassinated nobody
[18:25pm] [Report] Sam: the evil minded, foul tempered, violent and vindictive college cat from hell assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[18:30pm] [Report] Spongiform Monolith Construction Vehicle assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[18:35pm] [Report] Lord Horatio Pigsbottom made an attempt on Brutal Bruce
[19:15pm] [Report] Lord Horatio Pigsbottom made an attempt on Chopper
[19:20pm] [Report] Tricky Lettuce Avenger assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[19:24pm] [Report] The infamously trigger-happy Bjoern Holzhauer assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[19:25pm] [Report] The Dark Night Of The Soul assassinated The real, current Jenny Chase
[19:26pm] [Report] The unreal Jenny Chase assassinated The Dark Night Of The Soul
[20:13pm] [Report] ranger assassinated zapf the coverboy
[20:15pm] [Report] Natural selection against people who show weapons in public assassinated Tricky Lettuce Avenger
[20:16pm] [Report] Natural selection against people who show weapons in public assassinated Spongiform Monolith Construction Vehicle
[20:17pm] [Report] The very efficient CPS assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[22:06pm] [Report] I assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[22:40pm] [Report] Matt Garrett assassinated Monkey Professor-for-a-head
[22:41pm] [Report] Non-sequitur assassinated Matt Garrett
[23:19pm] [Report] The Feared Pyrate Assassin, LeHutt assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[23:20pm] [Report] The Non-gentleman Spy assassinated The Feared Pyrate Assassin, LeHutt
[23:20pm] [Report] rower assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[23:40pm] [Report] 2nd Muppet assassinated 3rd Muppet

Sunday, 16 June

[00:10am] [Report] Smokey Bacon made an attempt on The Brain
[00:20am] [Report] Smokey Bacon made an attempt on Pinky
[08:33am] [Report] Holzhauer's Bane made an attempt on pigeonAteHe
[08:45am] [Report] The hungry lioness made an attempt on pigeonAteHe
[08:45am] [Report] The hungry lioness made an attempt on I
[08:50am] [Report] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated I
[09:09am] [Report] The infamously trigger-happy Bjoern Holzhauer made an attempt on A non-player [illegal kill]
[09:10am] [Report] The infamously trigger-happy Bjoern Holzhauer made an attempt on A non-player [illegal kill]
[10:21am] [Report] A starving lion let loose in the Circus Maximus assassinated pigeonAteHe
[10:40am] [Report] Sub-optimal Manufacturer of Cunning Vengeance assassinated Snoop
[11:05am] [Report] Matt Garrett assassinated zapf the coverboy
[11:08am] [Report] Jenny Chase the pseduo-real in the fifth dimension in the sky with diamonds during the dawning of the age of Aquarius who lets the sun shine in via numerous bullet holes in targets assassinated The Mesmeriser
[11:35am] [Report] Edith the Hutt assassinated Pinky
[12:00pm] [Report] Smokey Bacon assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[12:10pm] [Report] Fozian assassinated The Feared Pyrate Assassin, LeHutt
[12:12pm] [Report] Acoylete of Time assassinated Fozian
[12:15pm] [Report] Smokey Bacon made an attempt on Non-sequitur
[12:24pm] [Report] Disciple of Time assassinated Bayushi Paneki
[12:25pm] [Report] Disciple of Time assassinated Stealthy Ninja
[12:49pm] [Report] ranger disturbed the rest of The Feared Pyrate Assassin, LeHutt
[12:50pm] [Report] Lady assassinated Eccles
[12:54pm] [Report] Lady assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[12:55pm] [Report] Lady assassinated Monkey Professor-for-a-head
[12:55pm] [Report] Lady didn't assassinate Lord Horatio Pigsbottom
[12:56pm] [Report] Lady assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[13:20pm] [Report] Lady made an attempt on Senorita Amapola
[13:25pm] [Report] Lady assassinated Kettle Cripps
[13:57pm] [Report] The Tramp made an attempt on ranger
[14:20pm] [Report] Sam: the evil minded, foul tempered, violent and vindictive college cat from hell assassinated Lamy
[14:50pm] [Report] Sub-optimal Manufacturer of Cunning Vengeance made an attempt on Gonzo the Great and his Glamorous Assistant
[14:50pm] [Report] An alcoholic assassinated Middle Muppet with Blades
[14:54pm] [Report] The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase assassinated Jenny Chase the pseduo-real in the fifth dimension in the sky with diamonds during the dawning of the age of Aquarius who lets the sun shine in via numerous bullet holes in targets
[14:55pm] [Report] Mabes assassinated The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase
[15:28pm] [Report] Sub-optimal Manufacturer of Cunning Vengeance assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[15:55pm] [Report] A backstabber assassinated Slightly Manic Carrier of Vegetables
[16:12pm] [Report] ranger assassinated The Feared Pyrate Assassin, LeHutt
[16:12pm] [Report] ranger disturbed the rest of Bayushi Paneki
[16:19pm] [Report] Natural selection against people who show weapons in public assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[16:20pm] [Report] Natural selection against people who show weapons in public assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[16:20pm] [Report] Natural selection against people who show weapons in public assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[16:20pm] [Report] Lady assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[16:30pm] [Report] Lady assassinated pigeonAteHe
[17:10pm] [Report] A backstabber assassinated The Dancing Queen
[18:25pm] [Report] A backstabber assassinated The Holy Grocer
[18:58pm] [Report] Tricky Lettuce Avenger assassinated nobody
[19:00pm] [Report] Smokey Bacon assassinated the corpse of pigeonAteHe
[19:05pm] [Report] Gonzo the Great and his Glamorous Assistant assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[19:16pm] [Report] A backstabber assassinated Middle Muppet with Blades
[19:21pm] [Report] ranger assassinated piglet's littler friend
[19:45pm] [Report] The Barber Who Shaves Exactly Those Who Do Not Shave Themselves assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[19:55pm] [Report] Josh Rogan assassinated Morag McSporran
[19:55pm] [Report] The Barber Who Shaves Exactly Those Who Do Not Shave Themselves assassinated quiet
[19:56pm] [Report] ranger assassinated Pinky
[20:00pm] [Report] Holzhauer's Bane made an attempt on Lady
[20:00pm] [Report] Holzhauer's Bane made an attempt on The Tramp
[20:00pm] [Report] Lady Jennifer M. Winstam assassinated Josh Rogan
[20:05pm] [Report] A backstabber assassinated Slightly Manic Carrier of Vegetables
[20:06pm] [Report] ranger assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[20:30pm] [Report] Stealthy Ninja assassinated Non-sequitur
[20:31pm] [Report] Stealthy Ninja assassinated Tinky Winky
[20:40pm] [Report] Smokey Bacon made an attempt on Stealthy Ninja
[20:44pm] [Report] Eccles didn't assassinate Terribly Lazy Assassin
[20:45pm] [Report] Terribly Lazy Assassin assassinated Eccles
[20:45pm] [Report] Smokey Bacon made an attempt on Jenny Chase the pseduo-real in the fifth dimension in the sky with diamonds during the dawning of the age of Aquarius who lets the sun shine in via numerous bullet holes in targets
[20:45pm] [Report] Stealthy Ninja assassinated Mister Bigotergraaaande
[20:45pm] [Report] Stealthy Ninja made an attempt on Mirielle
[20:46pm] [Report] Disciple of Time assassinated Stealthy Ninja
[20:46pm] [Report] Disciple of Time assassinated Dutch Psycopath Edith de Huut
[21:00pm] [Report] Senorita Amapola assassinated Tribble, Tribble, Tribble
[21:00pm] [Report] Bayushi Paneki assassinated Disciple of Time
[21:17pm] [Report] A backstabber assassinated The Dancing Queen
[22:00pm] [Report] Lady Jennifer M. Winstam assassinated Chopper
[22:05pm] [Report] Lady Jennifer M. Winstam assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[22:05pm] [Report] I wish to dedicate this pseudonym to Jon Hogg for the support he has given to my efforts towards outstanding achievement in the field of excellence and non-brevity assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[22:22pm] [Report] Senorita Amapola made an attempt on A non-player [legal kill]
[22:35pm] [Report] The Dual-Weilding Barbarian assassinated A backstabber
[22:40pm] [Report] Senorita Amapola assassinated Tony Shoulderhead
[22:45pm] [Report] Lady Jennifer M. Winstam assassinated A non-player [legal kill]

Monday, 17 June

[01:15am] [Report] LeoNerd assassinated Mabes
[09:09am] [Report] Lady assassinated Snoop
[09:25am] [Report] Lady made an attempt on Gonzo the Great and his Glamorous Assistant
[10:20am] [Report] Lady assassinated Miss Marple
[10:28am] [Report] The Tramp made an attempt on The Lady Lily
[10:30am] [Report] Lady assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[10:48am] [Report] Tinky Winky assassinated I
[11:50am] [Report] The Tramp assassinated Cyril Fox
[11:54am] [Report] Smokey Bacon assassinated Tinky Winky
[11:55am] [Report] Lady made an attempt on Dr. Miracle
[11:59am] [Report] Otto Mann-Empïr assassinated Firien
[12:00pm] [Report] ranger assassinated Dr. Miracle
[12:15pm] [Report] The assassin formerly known as the real Dangerous Dave (TM) assassinated Brutal Bruce
[12:15pm] [Report] The Ungrateful Ed assassinated Weaver Of Towl'ettes
[12:25pm] [Report] The infamously trigger-happy Bjoern Holzhauer assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[12:30pm] [Report] zapf the coverboy assassinated Lady
[12:45pm] [Report] Bayushi Paneki assassinated Fozian
[12:45pm] [Report] zapf the coverboy assassinated The Tramp
[12:46pm] [Report] Non-sequitur assassinated Bayushi Paneki
[13:00pm] [Report] Sam: the evil minded, foul tempered, violent and vindictive college cat from hell assassinated Morag McSporran
[13:01pm] [Report] The Lady Lily assassinated Sam: the evil minded, foul tempered, violent and vindictive college cat from hell
[13:30pm] [Report] Monkey Professor-for-a-head disturbed the rest of The Tramp
[13:42pm] [Report] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated pigeonAteHe
[14:00pm] [Report] zapf the coverboy assassinated ranger
[15:01pm] [Report] Senorita Amapola disturbed the rest of Cyperus
[15:10pm] [Report] Senorita Amapola made an attempt on Stealthy Ninja
[15:45pm] [Report] The Ungrateful Ed assassinated a couple of innocent CPS wielders
[16:04pm] [Report] Senorita Amapola assassinated Firien
[16:04pm] [Report] Another member of the Bad Pun Police assassinated A. Paul Ingerssassen
[16:25pm] [Report] Stealthy Ninja assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[16:29pm] [Report] Dutch Psycopath Edith de Huut assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[16:29pm] [Report] Dutch Psycopath Edith de Huut assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[16:30pm] [Report] The Watcher in the dessert assassinated Lady Jennifer M. Winstam
[17:05pm] [Report] Lady assassinated The Time-Travelling Jenny Chase
[17:45pm] [Report] Disciple of Time assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[17:55pm] [Report] black CPS man assassinated Cyril Fox
[17:55pm] [Report] black CPS man assassinated Dr. Miracle
[18:06pm] [Report] I assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[18:10pm] [Report] Tinky Winky assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[18:10pm] [Report] Tinky Winky assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[18:20pm] [Report] Dutch Psycopath Edith de Huut made an attempt on The Brain
[18:30pm] [Report] Smokey Bacon assassinated Tinky Winky
[18:35pm] [Report] Disciple of Time assassinated Lord Horatio Pigsbottom
[18:50pm] [Report] Dutch Psycopath Edith de Huut assassinated The Brain
[18:50pm] [Report] Dutch Psycopath Edith de Huut assassinated Pinky
[19:05pm] [Report] Ugly Duckling assassinated Mabes
[19:09pm] [Report] Lady disturbed the rest of Firien
[19:10pm] [Report] Ugly Duckling assassinated Holzhauer's Bane
[19:30pm] [Report] Panama Jack, who is not a comedy-American who wears Hawaiian Shirt, Bermuda Short and a frayed Panama Hat, looks like a tourist with dual chrome plated RBGs and the lethal camera of death who just might have reinforced the brim of his hat with razor sharp titanium assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[20:50pm] [Report] The Tramp assassinated The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase
[21:00pm] [Report] Kettle Cripps assassinated pigeonAteHe
[21:00pm] [Report] Kettle Cripps assassinated I
[21:10pm] [Report] Lady assassinated The official Dangerous Dave
[21:10pm] [Report] The Tramp disturbed the rest of Lord Horatio Pigsbottom
[21:23pm] [Report] The Tramp assassinated Bayushi Paneki
[21:25pm] [Report] A man, two mice, and a moustache made an attempt on The Tramp
[21:34pm] [Report] Lady disturbed the rest of pigeonAteHe
[21:35pm] [Report] Lady disturbed the rest of I
[21:36pm] [Report] The Tramp disturbed the rest of Holzhauer's Bane
[22:00pm] [Report] Lady assassinated Monkey Professor-for-a-head
[22:00pm] [Report] The infamously trigger-happy Bjoern Holzhauer assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[22:10pm] [Report] The Non-gentleman Spy assassinated Fozian
[22:15pm] [Report] Tiny Little Ant assassinated </input>
[22:39pm] [Report] Morag McSporran assassinated Josh Rogan
[22:40pm] [Report] I wish to dedicate this pseudonym to Jon Hogg for the support he has given to my efforts towards outstanding achievement in the field of excellence and non-brevity assassinated Morag McSporran
[22:40pm] [Report] I wish to dedicate this pseudonym to Jon Hogg for the support he has given to my efforts towards outstanding achievement in the field of excellence and non-brevity assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[23:30pm] [Report] Telepathic Loony Asylum assassinated nobody
[23:50pm] [Report] Jenny Chaste assassinated Disciple of Time
[23:56pm] [Report] Lord Horatio Pigsbottom assassinated Telepathic Loony Asylum

Tuesday, 18 June

[00:55am] [Report] Lord Horatio Pigsbottom assassinated Chopper
[02:25am] [Report] The Non-gentleman Spy assassinated Fozian
[03:00am] [Report] The Non-gentleman Spy assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[03:15am] [Report] Bayushi Paneki assassinated Stealthy Ninja
[04:20am] [Report] Translated Log Attack assassinated nobody
[04:25am] [Report] Fun Lovin' Criminal assassinated Translated Log Attack
[05:20am] [Report] Dave, disturber of the deceased disturbed the rest of Fozian
[05:30am] [Report] The Non-gentleman Spy disturbed the rest of nobody
[05:41am] [Report] Lord Horatio Pigsbottom assassinated Chopper
[09:50am] [Report] Lady Jennifer M. Winstam assassinated black CPS man
[12:32pm] [Report] Eccles assassinated Brutal Bruce
[12:41pm] [Report] Lady assassinated The Man with the Golden Band
[14:00pm] [Report] Inigo Moncpskillsya assassinated a hungover man
[14:00pm] [Report] Inigo Moncpskillsya assassinated The Dual-Weilding Barbarian
[14:15pm] [Report] Slayer of Majestically Careless Victims assassinated WelshBoy
[15:20pm] [Report] Sinusuoidal, Mostly Constant Variable made an attempt on A non-player [illegal kill]
[15:36pm] [Report] Inigo Moncpskillsya assassinated Cyperus- an 'Active' Republican with a mission to kill Queensmen.........
[15:40pm] [Report] Sinusuoidal, Mostly Constant Variable made an attempt on nobody
[15:40pm] [Report] Large purple CPS and girly dress woman assassinated zapf the coverboy
[17:30pm] [Report] The Great Unweaver assassinated Weaver Of Towl'ettes
[17:40pm] [Report] Josh Rogan assassinated Morag McSporran
[17:40pm] [Report] Josh Rogan assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[18:05pm] [Report] Sainsburyswards-Moving Constant Variable made an attempt on Cyril Fox
[18:06pm] [Report] Sainsburyswards-Moving Constant Variable made an attempt on Boadicea
[18:07pm] [Report] Sainsburyswards-Moving Constant Variable made an attempt on Dr. Miracle
[18:45pm] [Report] Inigo Moncpskillsya made an attempt on Lord Horatio Pigsbottom
[19:19pm] [Report] Stealthy Ninja assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[19:30pm] [Report] Josh Rogan assassinated The Ungrateful Ed
[19:31pm] [Report] a hungover man assassinated Josh Rogan
[19:45pm] [Report] nobody assassinated Troubled Laser Amendment
[19:45pm] [Report] The Ungrateful Ed made an attempt from beyond the grave on The Barber Who Shaves Exactly Those Who Do Not Shave Themselves
[19:55pm] [Report] The Barber Who Shaves Exactly Those Who Do Not Shave Themselves assassinated The Dancing Queen
[20:01pm] [Report] Four Star Petrol made an attempt on A non-player [illegal kill]
[20:30pm] [Report] generator man assassinated Lady
[20:30pm] [Report] generator man made an attempt on The Tramp
[20:45pm] [Report] Inigo Moncpskillsya assassinated The Dual-Weilding Barbarian
[20:45pm] [Report] Senorita Amapola made an attempt on Stealthy Ninja
[20:45pm] [Report] Senorita Amapola assassinated Stealthy Ninja
[21:15pm] [Report] The Tramp assassinated Kettle Cripps
[21:16pm] [Report] Lohse, M; a character from The Guild of the Assassins Corpus Part the First, the recently rediscovered 38th play by William Shakespeare that has 3 part harmony with musical accompanyment and 27 8x10 color glossy photogrpahs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one of the quote seen of the crime unquote in a sytle similar to Alice's Resteraunt and is divided into five acts but alas the second and third parts have yet to be found assassinated LeoNerd
[21:40pm] [Report] Holzhauer's Bane made an attempt on The Tramp
[21:41pm] [Report] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[21:44pm] [Report] Brutal Bruce made an attempt on The Tramp
[21:45pm] [Report] The Tramp assassinated Brutal Bruce
[21:45pm] [Report] pigeonAteHe made an attempt on Inigo Moncpskillsya
[21:48pm] [Report] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[21:58pm] [Report] pigeonAteHe assassinated Holzhauer's Bane
[22:37pm] [Report] The Tramp assassinated Weaver Of Towl'ettes
[23:10pm] [Report] Senorita Amapola assassinated pigeonAteHe
[23:28pm] [Report] The Tramp assassinated Firien
[23:30pm] [Report] Senorita Amapola assassinated "Bad puns are the best way to wind up Rosemary Warner. Discuss." [Mais je ne dois pas essayer de la chagriner...]
[23:30pm] [Report] Senorita Amapola assassinated A brave but dead man

Wednesday, 19 June

[00:50am] [Report] Senorita Amapola assassinated Stealthy Ninja
[01:15am] [Report] Scaramanga assassinated The Man with the Golden Band
[02:42am] [Report] Salt and Vinegar assassinated Gonzo the Great and his Glamorous Assistant
[03:30am] [Report] Lady assassinated Firien
[04:57am] [Report] Stealthy Ninja made an attempt on The Tramp
[05:03am] [Report] The Ungrateful Ed assassinated Stealthy Ninja
[05:20am] [Report] Lady assassinated "Bad puns are the best way to wind up Rosemary Warner. Discuss." [Mais je ne dois pas essayer de la chagriner...]
[06:09am] [Report] I have, of course, always been a great admirer of the Emmanuel tradition of betrayal, and after receiving a very tempting suggestion, and a cork marked "knife", from Simon Ford on his retirement, realised that there was a large reservoir of points very close to me. He was very useful all day, killing Scott Boham and providing much needed support against Ankur Mehta, and then successfully surviving the Caius May Ball, at whoch great slaughter took place. He is a good man, as Ford the master himself told me, but he said my shoes did not go with my dress. That was the last straw, and when his usefulness had come to an end and I prepared to leave, I drew him close, kissed him soundly and drove Simon Ford's cork knife into his unsuspecting back. Hence I assassinated The Tramp
[10:10am] [Report] I assassinated crisp
[10:15am] [Report] The man with the golden alarm clock that he can set for a few minutes after his own resurrection without his girlfriend noticing (aka another person Simon Ford gave a knife to, but who prefered to use the lizard instead to avenge his own death) assassinated Lady
[11:48am] [Report] Eccles assassinated Troubled Laser Amendment
[12:33pm] [Report] The Barber Who Shaves Exactly Those Who Do Not Shave Themselves assassinated quiet
[13:20pm] [Report] A man with a yellow CPS assassinated Fozian
[13:45pm] [Report] zapf the coverboy assassinated Exceptionally Conspicuous
[13:50pm] [Report] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated nobody
[14:00pm] [Report] 3rd Muppet made an attempt on Eccles
[14:15pm] [Report] A man with a yellow CPS assassinated The Man with the Golden Band
[14:35pm] [Report] Lazy Muppet made an attempt on Weaver Of Towl'ettes
[14:40pm] [Report] Lazy Muppet assassinated Chopper
[15:20pm] [Report] Dai Dagenn assassinated pigeonAteHe
[15:20pm] [Report] Dai Dagenn assassinated The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase
[16:09pm] [Report] A sniper in the best tradition of the Vicious Chicken of Bristol made an attempt on Holzhauer's Bane
[16:10pm] [Report] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated Noah Mormister-Nisegai
[16:15pm] [Report] The Tramp made an attempt on The genuine original Dangerous Dave
[16:45pm] [Report] A sniper in the best tradition of the Vicious Chicken of Bristol assassinated The genuine original Dangerous Dave
[17:12pm] [Report] Lady assassinated The Barber Who Shaves Exactly Those Who Do Not Shave Themselves
[17:20pm] [Report] Stealthy Ninja assassinated Eccles
[17:30pm] [Report] Slightly Manic Civilian Victimizer assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[18:15pm] [Report] Searching Mathmo of Considerable Velocity made an attempt on Fozian
[18:25pm] [Report] Sinusuoidal, Mostly Constant Variable assassinated LeoNerd
[18:30pm] [Report] Lady made an attempt on The Tramp
[18:31pm] [Report] Alaundo The Almighty Albatross assassinated The Mesmeriser
[18:50pm] [Report] Searching Mathmo of Considerable Velocity made an attempt on Lamy
[18:53pm] [Report] Searching Mathmo of Considerable Velocity made an attempt on Miss Marple
[19:25pm] [Report] Topless Lesbian Agoraphobic assassinated Brutal Bruce
[19:53pm] [Report] The infamously trigger-happy Bjoern Holzhauer made an attempt on A non-player [illegal kill]
[20:20pm] [Report] pigeonAteHe assassinated Tinky Winky
[20:45pm] [Report] The Moustache assassinated Disciple of Time
[20:45pm] [Report] The Ungrateful Ed assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[20:46pm] [Report] The Witch-King of Angmar assassinated Dúnadan
[21:55pm] [Report] Topless Lesbian Agoraphobic assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[22:40pm] [Report] An alcoholic assassinated The Dancing Queen
[22:43pm] [Report] Trebor Liquorish Allsort assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[23:25pm] [Report] Telekinetic Liquid Attack assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[23:59pm] [Report] Dr. Miracle assassinated Kettle Cripps

Thursday, 20 June

[00:05am] [Report] Topographic Lithium Axe assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[03:10am] [Report] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated Cyril Fox
[03:10am] [Report] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated Dr. Miracle
[04:05am] [Report] Tired and Annoyed Muppet made an attempt on A non-player [legal kill]
[08:50am] [Report] The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase and Lady Jennifer M. Winstam assassinated Senorita Amapola
[09:15am] [Report] Daring Dave assassinated Fozian
[09:40am] [Report] The Non-gentleman Spy assassinated Weaver Of Towl'ettes
[09:45am] [Report] Dishonourable Dave assassinated The Non-gentleman Spy
[09:50am] [Report] Desperate Dave assassinated Lord Horatio Pigsbottom
[10:00am] [Report] The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase and Lady Jennifer M. Winstam assassinated Nye Sweilitlasstid
[10:30am] [Report] Ugly Duckling assassinated zapf the coverboy
[10:40am] [Report] The Enormous Tentacle assassinated Bayushi Paneki
[11:15am] [Report] The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase and Lady Jennifer M. Winstam assassinated Lamy
[11:30am] [Report] Remorse assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[12:25pm] [Report] Dry Dave made an attempt on Brutal Bruce
[12:55pm] [Report] Exceptionally Conspicuous assassinated Not so Dangerous Dave
[13:15pm] [Report] The Tramp assassinated Gonzo the Great and his Glamorous Assistant
[13:40pm] [Report] Exceptionally Conspicuous disturbed the rest of The Non-gentleman Spy
[13:55pm] [Report] The Dancing Queen assassinated Standardized Multiple Confusion Vortex
[14:03pm] [Report] The Lady Lily assassinated Morag McSporran
[14:15pm] [Report] A falling leaf assassinated Stealthy Ninja
[14:30pm] [Report] The Lady Lily assassinated Mabes
[14:52pm] [Report] Middle Muppet with Blades assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[14:54pm] [Report] Middle Muppet with Blades assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[14:58pm] [Report] Middle Muppet with Blades assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[15:00pm] [Report] Middle Muppet with Blades assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[15:34pm] [Report] I assassinated crisp
[16:40pm] [Report] Josh Rogan assassinated The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase and Lady Jennifer M. Winstam
[16:40pm] [Report] Lord Horatio Pigsbottom assassinated Fozian
[18:05pm] [Report] The Non-gentleman Spy assassinated Desperate Dave
[18:15pm] [Report] Exceptionally Conspicuous made an attempt on Josh Rogan
[18:20pm] [Report] The Tramp assassinated Neddy Seagoon
[18:25pm] [Report] The Tramp made an attempt on pigeonAteHe
[18:26pm] [Report] A Suicidal Nutter assassinated I
[19:40pm] [Report] Sam: the evil minded, foul tempered, violent and vindictive college cat from hell assassinated Lamy
[19:50pm] [Report] A sniper in the best tradition of the Vicious Chicken of Bristol made an attempt on Holzhauer's Bane
[20:00pm] [Report] Holzhauer's Bane's Bane assassinated Holzhauer's Bane
[20:00pm] [Report] Cyril Fox assassinated Dr. Miracle
[20:30pm] [Report] Lady made an attempt on Eccles
[20:45pm] [Report] Cheese and Onion assassinated Tinky Winky
[20:45pm] [Report] rower made an attempt on The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase and Lady Jennifer M. Winstam
[20:45pm] [Report] A sniper in the best tradition of the Vicious Chicken of Bristol made an attempt on Kettle Cripps
[20:50pm] [Report] Roast Chicken disturbed the rest of I
[21:15pm] [Report] Lady assassinated Ready Salted
[21:45pm] [Report] Stealthy Ninja assassinated The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase and Lady Jennifer M. Winstam
[21:45pm] [Report] The Non-gentleman Spy assassinated Topographic Lithium Axe
[21:45pm] [Report] A sniper in the best tradition of the Vicious Chicken of Bristol made an attempt on Stealthy Ninja
[21:46pm] [Report] Weaver Of Towl'ettes assassinated Ugly Duckling
[21:47pm] [Report] Standardized Multiple Confusion Vortex assassinated Middle Muppet with Blades
[21:48pm] [Report] A sniper in the best tradition of the Vicious Chicken of Bristol made an attempt on Weaver Of Towl'ettes
[21:50pm] [Report] Weaver Of Towl'ettes assassinated Stealthy Ninja
[21:55pm] [Report] The Ungrateful Ed assassinated Weaver Of Towl'ettes
[21:56pm] [Report] A sniper in the best tradition of the Vicious Chicken of Bristol made an attempt on Gonzo the Great and his Glamorous Assistant
[22:00pm] [Report] Petyr Baelish assassinated The Tramp
[22:00pm] [Report] The Non-gentleman Spy made an attempt on Eccles
[22:14pm] [Report] One woman and her CPS made an attempt on The Ungrateful Ed
[22:15pm] [Report] pigeonAteHe assassinated Robin Hood
[23:50pm] [Report] Neddy Seagoon assassinated Neddy Seagoon
[23:55pm] [Report] The Non-gentleman Spy assassinated Lord Horatio Pigsbottom
[24:00pm] [Report] The game ends!

Friday, 21 June

[21:00pm] [Report] Morag McSporran made an attempt on Lady


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