May Week 2002 Game Updates

New on Tuesday, 20 August:

[Report] [17 Jun 21:25] A man, two mice, and a moustache made an attempt on The Tramp
[Report] [16 Jun 20:45] Stealthy Ninja assassinated Mister Bigotergraaaande

New on Monday, 19 August:

[Report] [14 Jun 09:49] Press release from the Baby Seals
[Report] [14 Jun 18:15] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated Tinky Winky
[Report] [14 Jun 12:32] Mirielle made an attempt on Smokey Bacon
[Report] [14 Jun 14:00] Stealthy Ninja assassinated Mirielle
[Report] [14 Jun 10:30] Mirielle made an attempt on Lady Jennifer M. Winstam
[Report] [14 Jun 21:33] Lady assassinated Mirielle
[Report] [14 Jun 18:40] Eccles assassinated nobody
[Report] [14 Jun 01:30] I reached out from beyond the grave to kill Holzhauer's Bane

New on Sunday, 18 August:

[Report] [14 Jun 00:00] The Bomb Party

New on Thursday, 18 July:

[Report] [14 Jun 00:05] Ugly Duckling assassinated The Dark Night Of The Soul
[Report] [14 Jun 00:01] I assassinated pigeonAteHe
[Report] [20 Jun 18:26] A Suicidal Nutter assassinated I
[Report] [20 Jun 09:15] Daring Dave assassinated Fozian
[Report] [20 Jun 22:15] pigeonAteHe assassinated Robin Hood
[Report] [20 Jun 22:00] Petyr Baelish assassinated The Tramp
[Report] [20 Jun 20:00] Holzhauer's Bane's Bane assassinated Holzhauer's Bane
[Report] [20 Jun 14:15] A falling leaf assassinated Stealthy Ninja
[Report] [20 Jun 10:40] The Enormous Tentacle assassinated Bayushi Paneki
[Report] [19 Jun 01:15] Scaramanga assassinated The Man with the Golden Band
[Report] [19 Jun 04:57] Stealthy Ninja made an attempt on The Tramp
[Report] [19 Jun 05:03] The Ungrateful Ed assassinated Stealthy Ninja

New on Saturday, 22 June:

[Report] [18 Jun 21:44] Brutal Bruce made an attempt on The Tramp
[Report] [18 Jun 20:30] generator man made an attempt on The Tramp
[Report] [20 Jun 21:56] A sniper in the best tradition of the Vicious Chicken of Bristol made an attempt on Gonzo the Great and his Glamorous Assistant
[Report] [20 Jun 21:48] A sniper in the best tradition of the Vicious Chicken of Bristol made an attempt on Weaver Of Towl'ettes
[Report] [20 Jun 21:45] A sniper in the best tradition of the Vicious Chicken of Bristol made an attempt on Stealthy Ninja
[Report] [20 Jun 20:45] A sniper in the best tradition of the Vicious Chicken of Bristol made an attempt on Kettle Cripps
[Report] [20 Jun 19:50] A sniper in the best tradition of the Vicious Chicken of Bristol made an attempt on Holzhauer's Bane
[Report] [20 Jun 18:25] The Tramp made an attempt on pigeonAteHe
[Report] [20 Jun 22:14] One woman and her CPS made an attempt on The Ungrateful Ed
[Report] [20 Jun 20:30] Lady made an attempt on Eccles
[Report] [21 Jun 21:00] Morag McSporran made an attempt on Lady

New on Friday, 21 June:

[Report] [20 Jun 14:52] Middle Muppet with Blades assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [20 Jun 14:54] Middle Muppet with Blades assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [20 Jun 14:58] Middle Muppet with Blades assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [20 Jun 15:00] Middle Muppet with Blades assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [20 Jun 20:45] rower made an attempt on The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase and Lady Jennifer M. Winstam
[Report] [20 Jun 24:00] The game ends!
[Report] [20 Jun 22:00] The Non-gentleman Spy made an attempt on Eccles
[Report] [20 Jun 23:55] The Non-gentleman Spy assassinated Lord Horatio Pigsbottom
[Report] [20 Jun 21:45] The Non-gentleman Spy assassinated Topographic Lithium Axe
[Report] [20 Jun 18:05] The Non-gentleman Spy assassinated Desperate Dave
[Report] [20 Jun 23:50] Neddy Seagoon assassinated Neddy Seagoon

New on Thursday, 20 June:

[Report] [20 Jun 20:00] Cyril Fox assassinated Dr. Miracle
[Report] [20 Jun 18:20] The Tramp assassinated Neddy Seagoon
[Report] [20 Jun 21:55] The Ungrateful Ed assassinated Weaver Of Towl'ettes
[Report] [20 Jun 21:46] Weaver Of Towl'ettes assassinated Ugly Duckling
[Report] [20 Jun 21:50] Weaver Of Towl'ettes assassinated Stealthy Ninja
[Report] [20 Jun 21:45] Stealthy Ninja assassinated The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase and Lady Jennifer M. Winstam
[Report] [20 Jun 21:47] Standardized Multiple Confusion Vortex assassinated Middle Muppet with Blades
[Report] [20 Jun 13:55] The Dancing Queen assassinated Standardized Multiple Confusion Vortex
[Report] [20 Jun 21:15] Lady assassinated Ready Salted
[Report] [20 Jun 20:50] Roast Chicken disturbed the rest of I
[Report] [20 Jun 20:45] Cheese and Onion assassinated Tinky Winky
[Report] [20 Jun 19:40] Sam: the evil minded, foul tempered, violent and vindictive college cat from hell assassinated Lamy
[Report] [20 Jun 13:40] Exceptionally Conspicuous disturbed the rest of The Non-gentleman Spy
[Report] [20 Jun 18:15] Exceptionally Conspicuous made an attempt on Josh Rogan
[Report] [20 Jun 11:15] The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase and Lady Jennifer M. Winstam assassinated Lamy
[Report] [20 Jun 12:25] Dry Dave made an attempt on Brutal Bruce
[Report] [20 Jun 12:55] Exceptionally Conspicuous assassinated Not so Dangerous Dave
[Report] [20 Jun 13:15] The Tramp assassinated Gonzo the Great and his Glamorous Assistant
[Report] [20 Jun 16:40] Lord Horatio Pigsbottom assassinated Fozian
[Report] [20 Jun 16:40] Josh Rogan assassinated The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase and Lady Jennifer M. Winstam
[Report] [20 Jun 15:34] I assassinated crisp
[Report] [20 Jun 14:30] The Lady Lily assassinated Mabes
[Report] [20 Jun 14:03] The Lady Lily assassinated Morag McSporran
[Report] [20 Jun 11:30] Remorse assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [20 Jun 04:05] Tired and Annoyed Muppet made an attempt on A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [20 Jun 00:05] Topographic Lithium Axe assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [19 Jun 22:43] Trebor Liquorish Allsort assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [19 Jun 23:25] Telekinetic Liquid Attack assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [19 Jun 21:55] Topless Lesbian Agoraphobic assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [20 Jun 10:30] Ugly Duckling assassinated zapf the coverboy
[Report] [20 Jun 09:40] The Non-gentleman Spy assassinated Weaver Of Towl'ettes
[Report] [20 Jun 09:50] Desperate Dave assassinated Lord Horatio Pigsbottom
[Report] [20 Jun 08:50] The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase and Lady Jennifer M. Winstam assassinated Senorita Amapola
[Report] [20 Jun 09:45] Dishonourable Dave assassinated The Non-gentleman Spy
[Report] [20 Jun 10:00] The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase and Lady Jennifer M. Winstam assassinated Nye Sweilitlasstid
[Report] [19 Jun 23:59] Dr. Miracle assassinated Kettle Cripps
[Report] [19 Jun 10:10] I assassinated crisp
[Report] [19 Jun 20:20] pigeonAteHe assassinated Tinky Winky
[Report] [20 Jun 03:10] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated Cyril Fox
[Report] [20 Jun 03:10] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated Dr. Miracle
[Report] [18 Jun 03:00] The Non-gentleman Spy assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [18 Jun 05:30] The Non-gentleman Spy disturbed the rest of nobody
[Report] [17 Jun 22:10] The Non-gentleman Spy assassinated Fozian
[Report] [18 Jun 02:25] The Non-gentleman Spy assassinated Fozian
[Report] [19 Jun 22:40] An alcoholic assassinated The Dancing Queen
[Report] [18 Jun 05:41] Lord Horatio Pigsbottom assassinated Chopper
[Report] [18 Jun 00:55] Lord Horatio Pigsbottom assassinated Chopper
[Report] [17 Jun 23:56] Lord Horatio Pigsbottom assassinated Telepathic Loony Asylum

New on Wednesday, 19 June:

[Report] [19 Jun 20:45] The Ungrateful Ed assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [19 Jun 20:46] The Witch-King of Angmar assassinated Dúnadan
[Report] [19 Jun 20:45] The Moustache assassinated Disciple of Time
[Report] [18 Jun 18:45] Inigo Moncpskillsya made an attempt on Lord Horatio Pigsbottom
[Report] [19 Jun 19:25] Topless Lesbian Agoraphobic assassinated Brutal Bruce
[Report] [19 Jun 18:53] Searching Mathmo of Considerable Velocity made an attempt on Miss Marple
[Report] [19 Jun 18:50] Searching Mathmo of Considerable Velocity made an attempt on Lamy
[Report] [19 Jun 19:53] The infamously trigger-happy Bjoern Holzhauer made an attempt on A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [19 Jun 18:15] Searching Mathmo of Considerable Velocity made an attempt on Fozian
[Report] [18 Jun 21:48] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [19 Jun 18:30] Lady made an attempt on The Tramp
[Report] [18 Jun 21:41] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [19 Jun 18:25] Sinusuoidal, Mostly Constant Variable assassinated LeoNerd
[Report] [19 Jun 16:15] The Tramp made an attempt on The genuine original Dangerous Dave
[Report] [19 Jun 16:09] A sniper in the best tradition of the Vicious Chicken of Bristol made an attempt on Holzhauer's Bane
[Report] [19 Jun 18:31] Alaundo The Almighty Albatross assassinated The Mesmeriser
[Report] [19 Jun 16:45] A sniper in the best tradition of the Vicious Chicken of Bristol assassinated The genuine original Dangerous Dave
[Report] [19 Jun 17:30] Slightly Manic Civilian Victimizer assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [19 Jun 17:20] Stealthy Ninja assassinated Eccles
[Report] [19 Jun 17:12] Lady assassinated The Barber Who Shaves Exactly Those Who Do Not Shave Themselves
[Report] [19 Jun 16:10] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated Noah Mormister-Nisegai
[Report] [18 Jun 03:15] Bayushi Paneki assassinated Stealthy Ninja
[Report] [19 Jun 15:20] Dai Dagenn assassinated The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase
[Report] [19 Jun 15:20] Dai Dagenn assassinated pigeonAteHe
[Report] [19 Jun 14:15] A man with a yellow CPS assassinated The Man with the Golden Band
[Report] [19 Jun 13:20] A man with a yellow CPS assassinated Fozian
[Report] [19 Jun 14:00] 3rd Muppet made an attempt on Eccles
[Report] [19 Jun 14:35] Lazy Muppet made an attempt on Weaver Of Towl'ettes
[Report] [19 Jun 14:40] Lazy Muppet assassinated Chopper
[Report] [19 Jun 13:45] zapf the coverboy assassinated Exceptionally Conspicuous
[Report] [19 Jun 13:50] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated nobody
[Report] [19 Jun 10:15] The man with the golden alarm clock that he can set for a few minutes after his own resurrection without his girlfriend noticing (aka another person Simon Ford gave a knife to, but who prefered to use the lizard instead to avenge his own death) assassinated Lady
[Report] [19 Jun 12:33] The Barber Who Shaves Exactly Those Who Do Not Shave Themselves assassinated quiet
[Report] [19 Jun 11:48] Eccles assassinated Troubled Laser Amendment
[Report] [19 Jun 02:42] Salt and Vinegar assassinated Gonzo the Great and his Glamorous Assistant
[Report] [19 Jun 06:09] I have, of course, always been a great admirer of the Emmanuel tradition of betrayal, and after receiving a very tempting suggestion, and a cork marked "knife", from Simon Ford on his retirement, realised that there was a large reservoir of points very close to me. He was very useful all day, killing Scott Boham and providing much needed support against Ankur Mehta, and then successfully surviving the Caius May Ball, at whoch great slaughter took place. He is a good man, as Ford the master himself told me, but he said my shoes did not go with my dress. That was the last straw, and when his usefulness had come to an end and I prepared to leave, I drew him close, kissed him soundly and drove Simon Ford's cork knife into his unsuspecting back. Hence I assassinated The Tramp
[Report] [18 Jun 23:30] Senorita Amapola assassinated A brave but dead man
[Report] [19 Jun 05:20] Lady assassinated "Bad puns are the best way to wind up Rosemary Warner. Discuss." [Mais je ne dois pas essayer de la chagriner...]
[Report] [19 Jun 03:30] Lady assassinated Firien
[Report] [19 Jun 00:50] Senorita Amapola assassinated Stealthy Ninja
[Report] [18 Jun 23:28] The Tramp assassinated Firien
[Report] [18 Jun 23:30] Senorita Amapola assassinated "Bad puns are the best way to wind up Rosemary Warner. Discuss." [Mais je ne dois pas essayer de la chagriner...]
[Report] [18 Jun 19:31] a hungover man assassinated Josh Rogan

New on Tuesday, 18 June:

[Report] [18 Jun 21:45] pigeonAteHe made an attempt on Inigo Moncpskillsya
[Report] [18 Jun 21:16] Lohse, M; a character from The Guild of the Assassins Corpus Part the First, the recently rediscovered 38th play by William Shakespeare that has 3 part harmony with musical accompanyment and 27 8x10 color glossy photogrpahs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one of the quote seen of the crime unquote in a sytle similar to Alice's Resteraunt and is divided into five acts but alas the second and third parts have yet to be found assassinated LeoNerd
[Report] [18 Jun 21:58] pigeonAteHe assassinated Holzhauer's Bane
[Report] [18 Jun 23:10] Senorita Amapola assassinated pigeonAteHe
[Report] [18 Jun 20:45] Senorita Amapola made an attempt on Stealthy Ninja
[Report] [18 Jun 20:45] Senorita Amapola assassinated Stealthy Ninja
[Report] [18 Jun 21:40] Holzhauer's Bane made an attempt on The Tramp
[Report] [18 Jun 22:37] The Tramp assassinated Weaver Of Towl'ettes
[Report] [18 Jun 21:45] The Tramp assassinated Brutal Bruce
[Report] [18 Jun 21:15] The Tramp assassinated Kettle Cripps
[Report] [18 Jun 20:45] Inigo Moncpskillsya assassinated The Dual-Weilding Barbarian
[Report] [18 Jun 19:30] Josh Rogan assassinated The Ungrateful Ed
[Report] [18 Jun 19:55] The Barber Who Shaves Exactly Those Who Do Not Shave Themselves assassinated The Dancing Queen
[Report] [18 Jun 19:45] The Ungrateful Ed made an attempt from beyond the grave on The Barber Who Shaves Exactly Those Who Do Not Shave Themselves
[Report] [18 Jun 20:30] generator man assassinated Lady
[Report] [18 Jun 20:01] Four Star Petrol made an attempt on A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [18 Jun 19:45] nobody assassinated Troubled Laser Amendment
[Report] [18 Jun 19:19] Stealthy Ninja assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [18 Jun 18:05] Sainsburyswards-Moving Constant Variable made an attempt on Cyril Fox
[Report] [18 Jun 18:06] Sainsburyswards-Moving Constant Variable made an attempt on Boadicea
[Report] [18 Jun 18:07] Sainsburyswards-Moving Constant Variable made an attempt on Dr. Miracle
[Report] [18 Jun 17:40] Josh Rogan assassinated Morag McSporran
[Report] [18 Jun 17:40] Josh Rogan assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [18 Jun 17:30] The Great Unweaver assassinated Weaver Of Towl'ettes
[Report] [18 Jun 15:40] Large purple CPS and girly dress woman assassinated zapf the coverboy
[Report] [18 Jun 15:36] Inigo Moncpskillsya assassinated Cyperus- an 'Active' Republican with a mission to kill Queensmen.........
[Report] [18 Jun 15:40] Sinusuoidal, Mostly Constant Variable made an attempt on nobody
[Report] [18 Jun 15:20] Sinusuoidal, Mostly Constant Variable made an attempt on A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [18 Jun 14:00] Inigo Moncpskillsya assassinated The Dual-Weilding Barbarian
[Report] [18 Jun 14:15] Slayer of Majestically Careless Victims assassinated WelshBoy
[Report] [18 Jun 14:00] Inigo Moncpskillsya assassinated a hungover man
[Report] [18 Jun 12:32] Eccles assassinated Brutal Bruce
[Report] [18 Jun 09:50] Lady Jennifer M. Winstam assassinated black CPS man
[Report] [18 Jun 12:41] Lady assassinated The Man with the Golden Band
[Report] [17 Jun 01:15] LeoNerd assassinated Mabes
[Report] [18 Jun 05:20] Dave, disturber of the deceased disturbed the rest of Fozian
[Report] [18 Jun 04:25] Fun Lovin' Criminal assassinated Translated Log Attack
[Report] [18 Jun 04:20] Translated Log Attack assassinated nobody
[Report] [17 Jun 23:30] Telepathic Loony Asylum assassinated nobody
[Report] [17 Jun 22:15] Tiny Little Ant assassinated </input>

New on Monday, 17 June:

[Report] [17 Jun 23:50] Jenny Chaste assassinated Disciple of Time
[Report] [17 Jun 19:30] Panama Jack, who is not a comedy-American who wears Hawaiian Shirt, Bermuda Short and a frayed Panama Hat, looks like a tourist with dual chrome plated RBGs and the lethal camera of death who just might have reinforced the brim of his hat with razor sharp titanium assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [17 Jun 22:40] I wish to dedicate this pseudonym to Jon Hogg for the support he has given to my efforts towards outstanding achievement in the field of excellence and non-brevity assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [17 Jun 22:40] I wish to dedicate this pseudonym to Jon Hogg for the support he has given to my efforts towards outstanding achievement in the field of excellence and non-brevity assassinated Morag McSporran
[Report] [17 Jun 19:09] Lady disturbed the rest of Firien
[Report] [17 Jun 22:39] Morag McSporran assassinated Josh Rogan
[Report] [17 Jun 21:36] The Tramp disturbed the rest of Holzhauer's Bane
[Report] [17 Jun 21:23] The Tramp assassinated Bayushi Paneki
[Report] [17 Jun 21:10] The Tramp disturbed the rest of Lord Horatio Pigsbottom
[Report] [17 Jun 21:34] Lady disturbed the rest of pigeonAteHe
[Report] [17 Jun 21:35] Lady disturbed the rest of I
[Report] [17 Jun 22:00] The infamously trigger-happy Bjoern Holzhauer assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [17 Jun 22:00] Lady assassinated Monkey Professor-for-a-head
[Report] [17 Jun 21:10] Lady assassinated The official Dangerous Dave
[Report] [17 Jun 19:05] Ugly Duckling assassinated Mabes
[Report] [17 Jun 21:00] Kettle Cripps assassinated pigeonAteHe
[Report] [17 Jun 21:00] Kettle Cripps assassinated I
[Report] [17 Jun 17:05] Lady assassinated The Time-Travelling Jenny Chase
[Report] [17 Jun 20:50] The Tramp assassinated The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase
[Report] [17 Jun 12:46] Non-sequitur assassinated Bayushi Paneki
[Report] [17 Jun 19:10] Ugly Duckling assassinated Holzhauer's Bane
[Report] [17 Jun 18:50] Dutch Psycopath Edith de Huut assassinated Pinky
[Report] [15 Jun 22:06] I assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [17 Jun 18:06] I assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [17 Jun 18:50] Dutch Psycopath Edith de Huut assassinated The Brain
[Report] [17 Jun 18:35] Disciple of Time assassinated Lord Horatio Pigsbottom
[Report] [17 Jun 17:45] Disciple of Time assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [17 Jun 18:20] Dutch Psycopath Edith de Huut made an attempt on The Brain
[Report] [17 Jun 18:30] Smokey Bacon assassinated Tinky Winky
[Report] [17 Jun 18:10] Tinky Winky assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [17 Jun 18:10] Tinky Winky assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [17 Jun 17:55] black CPS man assassinated Dr. Miracle
[Report] [17 Jun 17:55] black CPS man assassinated Cyril Fox
[Report] [17 Jun 16:29] Dutch Psycopath Edith de Huut assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [17 Jun 16:29] Dutch Psycopath Edith de Huut assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [17 Jun 16:30] The Watcher in the dessert assassinated Lady Jennifer M. Winstam
[Report] [17 Jun 16:04] Another member of the Bad Pun Police assassinated A. Paul Ingerssassen
[Report] [17 Jun 16:04] Senorita Amapola assassinated Firien
[Report] [17 Jun 16:25] Stealthy Ninja assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [17 Jun 15:45] The Ungrateful Ed assassinated a couple of innocent CPS wielders
[Report] [17 Jun 13:01] The Lady Lily assassinated Sam: the evil minded, foul tempered, violent and vindictive college cat from hell
[Report] [17 Jun 15:10] Senorita Amapola made an attempt on Stealthy Ninja
[Report] [17 Jun 13:00] Sam: the evil minded, foul tempered, violent and vindictive college cat from hell assassinated Morag McSporran
[Report] [17 Jun 15:01] Senorita Amapola disturbed the rest of Cyperus
[Report] [17 Jun 13:30] Monkey Professor-for-a-head disturbed the rest of The Tramp
[Report] [17 Jun 09:25] Lady made an attempt on Gonzo the Great and his Glamorous Assistant
[Report] [17 Jun 14:00] zapf the coverboy assassinated ranger
[Report] [17 Jun 12:25] The infamously trigger-happy Bjoern Holzhauer assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [17 Jun 11:55] Lady made an attempt on Dr. Miracle
[Report] [17 Jun 11:50] The Tramp assassinated Cyril Fox
[Report] [17 Jun 13:42] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated pigeonAteHe
[Report] [17 Jun 12:45] zapf the coverboy assassinated The Tramp
[Report] [17 Jun 12:30] zapf the coverboy assassinated Lady
[Report] [17 Jun 12:45] Bayushi Paneki assassinated Fozian
[Report] [16 Jun 22:05] I wish to dedicate this pseudonym to Jon Hogg for the support he has given to my efforts towards outstanding achievement in the field of excellence and non-brevity assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [17 Jun 12:15] The Ungrateful Ed assassinated Weaver Of Towl'ettes
[Report] [17 Jun 12:15] The assassin formerly known as the real Dangerous Dave (TM) assassinated Brutal Bruce
[Report] [17 Jun 12:00] ranger assassinated Dr. Miracle
[Report] [16 Jun 21:00] Bayushi Paneki assassinated Disciple of Time
[Report] [16 Jun 20:46] Disciple of Time assassinated Dutch Psycopath Edith de Huut
[Report] [17 Jun 11:59] Otto Mann-Empïr assassinated Firien
[Report] [16 Jun 20:46] Disciple of Time assassinated Stealthy Ninja
[Report] [17 Jun 11:54] Smokey Bacon assassinated Tinky Winky
[Report] [17 Jun 10:28] The Tramp made an attempt on The Lady Lily
[Report] [17 Jun 10:20] Lady assassinated Miss Marple
[Report] [17 Jun 09:09] Lady assassinated Snoop
[Report] [16 Jun 16:20] Lady assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [16 Jun 16:20] Natural selection against people who show weapons in public assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [16 Jun 16:20] Natural selection against people who show weapons in public assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [17 Jun 10:30] Lady assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [17 Jun 10:48] Tinky Winky assassinated I
[Report] [16 Jun 22:05] Lady Jennifer M. Winstam assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [16 Jun 22:45] Lady Jennifer M. Winstam assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [16 Jun 20:00] Lady Jennifer M. Winstam assassinated Josh Rogan
[Report] [16 Jun 22:00] Lady Jennifer M. Winstam assassinated Chopper
[Report] [16 Jun 20:45] Stealthy Ninja made an attempt on Mirielle
[Report] [16 Jun 20:31] Stealthy Ninja assassinated Tinky Winky
[Report] [16 Jun 20:30] Stealthy Ninja assassinated Non-sequitur

New on Sunday, 16 June:

[Report] [16 Jun 22:40] Senorita Amapola assassinated Tony Shoulderhead
[Report] [16 Jun 22:22] Senorita Amapola made an attempt on A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [16 Jun 22:35] The Dual-Weilding Barbarian assassinated A backstabber
[Report] [16 Jun 08:33] Holzhauer's Bane made an attempt on pigeonAteHe
[Report] [16 Jun 19:05] Gonzo the Great and his Glamorous Assistant assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [16 Jun 20:00] Holzhauer's Bane made an attempt on Lady
[Report] [16 Jun 20:00] Holzhauer's Bane made an attempt on The Tramp
[Report] [16 Jun 21:00] Senorita Amapola assassinated Tribble, Tribble, Tribble
[Report] [16 Jun 21:17] A backstabber assassinated The Dancing Queen
[Report] [16 Jun 20:40] Smokey Bacon made an attempt on Stealthy Ninja
[Report] [16 Jun 20:45] Smokey Bacon made an attempt on Jenny Chase the pseduo-real in the fifth dimension in the sky with diamonds during the dawning of the age of Aquarius who lets the sun shine in via numerous bullet holes in targets
[Report] [16 Jun 19:55] The Barber Who Shaves Exactly Those Who Do Not Shave Themselves assassinated quiet
[Report] [16 Jun 19:45] The Barber Who Shaves Exactly Those Who Do Not Shave Themselves assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [16 Jun 20:44] Eccles didn't assassinate Terribly Lazy Assassin
[Report] [16 Jun 20:06] ranger assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [16 Jun 20:45] Terribly Lazy Assassin assassinated Eccles
[Report] [16 Jun 19:56] ranger assassinated Pinky
[Report] [16 Jun 19:21] ranger assassinated piglet's littler friend
[Report] [16 Jun 20:05] A backstabber assassinated Slightly Manic Carrier of Vegetables
[Report] [16 Jun 19:55] Josh Rogan assassinated Morag McSporran
[Report] [16 Jun 19:16] A backstabber assassinated Middle Muppet with Blades
[Report] [16 Jun 16:30] Lady assassinated pigeonAteHe
[Report] [16 Jun 19:00] Smokey Bacon assassinated the corpse of pigeonAteHe
[Report] [16 Jun 18:58] Tricky Lettuce Avenger assassinated nobody
[Report] [16 Jun 18:25] A backstabber assassinated The Holy Grocer
[Report] [16 Jun 12:25] Disciple of Time assassinated Stealthy Ninja
[Report] [16 Jun 12:24] Disciple of Time assassinated Bayushi Paneki
[Report] [16 Jun 12:12] Acoylete of Time assassinated Fozian
[Report] [16 Jun 16:12] ranger disturbed the rest of Bayushi Paneki
[Report] [16 Jun 17:10] A backstabber assassinated The Dancing Queen
[Report] [16 Jun 16:12] ranger assassinated The Feared Pyrate Assassin, LeHutt
[Report] [16 Jun 12:10] Fozian assassinated The Feared Pyrate Assassin, LeHutt
[Report] [16 Jun 11:35] Edith the Hutt assassinated Pinky
[Report] [16 Jun 16:19] Natural selection against people who show weapons in public assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [16 Jun 15:55] A backstabber assassinated Slightly Manic Carrier of Vegetables
[Report] [16 Jun 14:50] An alcoholic assassinated Middle Muppet with Blades
[Report] [16 Jun 15:28] Sub-optimal Manufacturer of Cunning Vengeance assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [16 Jun 14:50] Sub-optimal Manufacturer of Cunning Vengeance made an attempt on Gonzo the Great and his Glamorous Assistant
[Report] [16 Jun 14:55] Mabes assassinated The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase
[Report] [16 Jun 14:54] The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase assassinated Jenny Chase the pseduo-real in the fifth dimension in the sky with diamonds during the dawning of the age of Aquarius who lets the sun shine in via numerous bullet holes in targets
[Report] [16 Jun 14:20] Sam: the evil minded, foul tempered, violent and vindictive college cat from hell assassinated Lamy
[Report] [16 Jun 13:57] The Tramp made an attempt on ranger
[Report] [16 Jun 12:00] Smokey Bacon assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [16 Jun 12:49] ranger disturbed the rest of The Feared Pyrate Assassin, LeHutt
[Report] [16 Jun 12:54] Lady assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [16 Jun 12:56] Lady assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [16 Jun 13:20] Lady made an attempt on Senorita Amapola
[Report] [16 Jun 12:55] Lady didn't assassinate Lord Horatio Pigsbottom
[Report] [16 Jun 12:50] Lady assassinated Eccles
[Report] [16 Jun 13:25] Lady assassinated Kettle Cripps
[Report] [16 Jun 12:55] Lady assassinated Monkey Professor-for-a-head
[Report] [16 Jun 12:15] Smokey Bacon made an attempt on Non-sequitur
[Report] [16 Jun 10:40] Sub-optimal Manufacturer of Cunning Vengeance assassinated Snoop
[Report] [15 Jun 18:25] Sam: the evil minded, foul tempered, violent and vindictive college cat from hell assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [16 Jun 11:08] Jenny Chase the pseduo-real in the fifth dimension in the sky with diamonds during the dawning of the age of Aquarius who lets the sun shine in via numerous bullet holes in targets assassinated The Mesmeriser
[Report] [16 Jun 09:10] The infamously trigger-happy Bjoern Holzhauer made an attempt on A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [16 Jun 09:09] The infamously trigger-happy Bjoern Holzhauer made an attempt on A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [16 Jun 08:45] The hungry lioness made an attempt on I
[Report] [16 Jun 08:45] The hungry lioness made an attempt on pigeonAteHe
[Report] [16 Jun 11:05] Matt Garrett assassinated zapf the coverboy
[Report] [16 Jun 10:21] A starving lion let loose in the Circus Maximus assassinated pigeonAteHe
[Report] [16 Jun 08:50] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated I
[Report] [15 Jun 22:41] Non-sequitur assassinated Matt Garrett
[Report] [15 Jun 22:40] Matt Garrett assassinated Monkey Professor-for-a-head
[Report] [16 Jun 00:10] Smokey Bacon made an attempt on The Brain
[Report] [16 Jun 00:20] Smokey Bacon made an attempt on Pinky
[Report] [15 Jun 23:20] rower assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [15 Jun 23:20] The Non-gentleman Spy assassinated The Feared Pyrate Assassin, LeHutt
[Report] [15 Jun 23:19] The Feared Pyrate Assassin, LeHutt assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [15 Jun 17:15] Gonzo the Great and his Glamorous Assistant assassinated Morag McSporran
[Report] [15 Jun 23:40] 2nd Muppet assassinated 3rd Muppet

New on Saturday, 15 June:

[Report] [15 Jun 16:45] Senorita Amapola assassinated I
[Report] [15 Jun 19:25] The Dark Night Of The Soul assassinated The real, current Jenny Chase
[Report] [15 Jun 19:24] The infamously trigger-happy Bjoern Holzhauer assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [15 Jun 20:17] The very efficient CPS assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [15 Jun 20:16] Natural selection against people who show weapons in public assassinated Spongiform Monolith Construction Vehicle
[Report] [15 Jun 20:15] Natural selection against people who show weapons in public assassinated Tricky Lettuce Avenger
[Report] [15 Jun 19:20] Tricky Lettuce Avenger assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [15 Jun 18:25] Teddy Loving Astronaut assassinated nobody
[Report] [15 Jun 19:26] The unreal Jenny Chase assassinated The Dark Night Of The Soul
[Report] [15 Jun 18:30] Spongiform Monolith Construction Vehicle assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [15 Jun 19:15] Lord Horatio Pigsbottom made an attempt on Chopper
[Report] [15 Jun 20:13] ranger assassinated zapf the coverboy
[Report] [15 Jun 18:35] Lord Horatio Pigsbottom made an attempt on Brutal Bruce
[Report] [15 Jun 14:07] Edith the Hutt assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [15 Jun 14:10] Edith the Hutt assassinated Fozian
[Report] [15 Jun 14:40] Edith the Hutt assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [15 Jun 15:25] HCN made an attempt on The Lady Lily
[Report] [15 Jun 18:20] rower assassinated A non-player [legal kill]
[Report] [15 Jun 17:29] HCN assassinated Cyril Fox
[Report] [15 Jun 18:19] pigeonAteHe assassinated Tribble, Tribble, Tribble
[Report] [15 Jun 17:33] Bayushi Paneki assassinated Senorita Amapola
[Report] [15 Jun 14:55] Spongiform Monolith Construction Vehicle assassinated Chopper
[Report] [14 Jun 19:30] The infamously trigger-happy Bjoern Holzhauer assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [15 Jun 16:15] Significantly more dangerous Dave assassinated Dangerous Dave
[Report] [15 Jun 15:17] The Tramp assassinated LeoNerd
[Report] [15 Jun 15:14] The real, current Jenny Chase assassinated Edith the Hutt
[Report] [15 Jun 10:30] Matt Garrett made an attempt on Morag McSporran
[Report] [14 Jun 16:15] An alcoholic made an attempt on Matt Garrett
[Report] [14 Jun 22:30] Matt Garrett assassinated A non-player [illegal kill]
[Report] [14 Jun 14:26] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated I
[Report] [14 Jun 15:30] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated Aviator
[Report] [15 Jun 00:00] The Tramp assassinated Casby the friendly ghost
[Report] [14 Jun 22:10] Jednny Chase in the Fourth Dimension assassinated Aviator
[Report] [14 Jun 23:30] Large Aubergine assassinated Brutal Bruce
[Report] [14 Jun 21:33] Pumpkin assassinated HCN
[Report] [14 Jun 21:30] The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase assassinated Pinky
[Report] [14 Jun 16:41] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated Large Aubergine
[Report] [14 Jun 15:03] Fozian assassinated Stealthy Ninja
[Report] [14 Jun 14:05] Fozian assassinated Lord Horatio Pigsbottom
[Report] [14 Jun 12:40] Eccles assassinated Large Aubergine
[Report] [14 Jun 12:35] Eccles assassinated nobody
[Report] [14 Jun 12:10] Big Daddy G assassinated The Nilander
[Report] [14 Jun 12:00] Big Daddy G assassinated Little Green Peppercorn
[Report] [14 Jun 11:45] Edith the Hutt assassinated Pinky
[Report] [14 Jun 00:06] X assassinated The Non-gentleman Spy
[Report] [14 Jun 00:05] The Non-gentleman Spy assassinated Illegal Non-Player
[Report] [14 Jun 00:05] The Non-gentleman Spy assassinated Fozian
[Report] [14 Jun 00:01] Fozian assassinated The Illegal Non-Player
[Report] [15 Jun 12:45] Jednny Chase in the Fourth Dimension assassinated Non-sequitur
[Report] [14 Jun 15:00] Pumpkin assassinated The Time-Travelling Jenny Chase
[Report] [15 Jun 12:05] Lady Jennifer M. Winstam assassinated Legal Non-Player
[Report] [15 Jun 12:30] The Temporally Challenged Jenny Chase assassinated Mirielle
[Report] [15 Jun 12:08] Kettle Cripps assassinated Senorita Amapola
[Report] [14 Jun 18:15] The Lady Lily assassinated piglet's littler friend
[Report] [14 Jun 14:00] An alcoholic made an attempt on Lady
[Report] [14 Jun 14:00] An alcoholic made an attempt on The Tramp
[Report] [14 Jun 16:20] An alcoholic assassinated Matt Garrett
[Report] [14 Jun 15:30] An alcoholic assassinated Fozian
[Report] [14 Jun 14:25] Johnson's Bane made an attempt on Holzhauer's Bane
[Report] [14 Jun 10:25] Johnson's Bane assassinated Holzhauer's Bane
[Report] [14 Jun 12:15] I assassinated pigeonAteHe
[Report] [15 Jun 06:34] Mister Bigotergraaaande brutally kneecapped The nasty umpiricus-automaticus bug

New on Friday, 14 June:

[Report] [14 Jun 16:25] Herr Todei,... gone forever. assassinated Herr Todei Günther-Mörre
[Report] [14 Jun 15:00] Senorita Amapola assassinated Firien
[Report] [14 Jun 23:00] Lord Horatio Pigsbottom assassinated Chopper
[Report] [14 Jun 22:14] The Barber Who Shaves Exactly Those Who Do Not Shave Themselves assassinated quiet
[Report] [14 Jun 13:05] The Tramp assassinated Monkey Professor-for-a-head
[Report] [14 Jun 15:30] Slightly more dangerous Dave assassinated Dangerous Dave
[Report] [14 Jun 15:15] The CPS assassinated Non-player [legal]
[Report] [14 Jun 13:15] 1st Muppet assassinated 3rd Muppet
[Report] [14 Jun 10:30] Lady assassinated Lamy
[Report] [14 Jun 10:15] Lady assassinated piglet's littler friend
[Report] [14 Jun 10:03] Honeybunny assassinated Miss Marple
[Report] [14 Jun 16:38] Senorita Amapola assassinated HCN
[Report] [14 Jun 16:27] Senorita Amapola assassinated The Man with the Golden Band
[Report] [14 Jun 12:03] Senorita Amapola made an attempt on Smokey Bacon
[Report] [14 Jun 00:10] Edith the Hutt made an attempt on Pinky
[Report] [14 Jun 00:15] Edith the Hutt made an attempt on Pinky
[Report] [14 Jun 00:10] Edith the Hutt made an attempt on The Brain
[Report] [14 Jun 10:50] Senorita Amapola mutilated the corpse of Holzhauer's Bane
[Report] [14 Jun 00:02] Edith the Hutt assassinated Non-player [legal]
[Report] [14 Jun 00:01] Edith the Hutt assassinated Aviator
[Report] [14 Jun 00:30] Ugly Duckling made an attempt on 3rd Muppet
[Report] [14 Jun 10:30] Senorita Amapola assassinated Firien
[Report] [14 Jun 01:30] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated I
[Report] [14 Jun 00:30] Holzhauer's Bane assassinated Tinky Winky
[Report] [14 Jun 00:50] Pumpkin made an attempt on Smokey Bacon
[Report] [14 Jun 00:40] Pumpkin made an attempt on Holzhauer's Bane
[Report] [14 Jun 00:10] Pumpkin made an attempt on HCN
[Report] [14 Jun 00:23] Pumpkin assassinated Herr Todei Günther-Mörre
[Report] [14 Jun 00:05] Ugly Duckling assassinated Gonzo the Great and his Glamorous Assistant


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