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Friday, 25 January
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06:00 AM]
The Assassins Game begins, lol occurs!?
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13:10 PM]
Love is all around, it's everywhere I go... or so Michael William Donaghy must think?
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18:30 PM]
Joshua Blanchard Lewis mistakes an innocent for Ninja_Elf
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23:00 PM]
Maximilian Arturo and Rembrandt Brown appreciate the soft furnishings, but are disappointed by the lack of Bink Atkins
Saturday, 26 January
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11:05 AM]
Clytemnestra was in fact doing what was best for Matt Green(Professor Plum), or so they say.
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13:30 PM]
Lord_of_Lamancha tries to goad William Brooks into a fight.... Will he accept? (no pun intended :P)
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15:17 PM]
Poetic Justice for Will "the nemesis of all things purple" Brooks
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18:29 PM]
Bink Atkins(Batcake) gets a question on science! Maybe she should have asked Maximilian Arturo and Quinn Mallory for help?
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22:07 PM]
William Brooks had an eventful evening, but noone died :( (this makes me a sad umpire)
Sunday, 27 January
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03:00 AM]
Bad Tom Booth. Bad. (I hear Tom Wootten may be interested to hear this news)
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09:00 AM]
Tom Booth rampages on... at least Sunil Shah (Red) was his target!
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14:35 PM]
Under Siege 4: Matthew Delja (John Wesley Hardin) gets taken down by the hit action hero, Axolotl
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16:00 PM]
Take one Tom Booth, add a little William Brooks and just a dash of Jacob Samuel Corteen and guess what you get?
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17:20 PM]
Oh Tom Booth, I guess that's what happens when you leave your door unlocked, eh Marko Thiel (SupplyAndDemand)? Jacob Samuel Corteen's beard was also menancing Christ's.
[
18:32 PM]
Dan Craik's neighbours become good friends...
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18:45 PM]
Tom Booth shows that he will shoot just about anyone he even vaguely might possibly recognise. Neville Ball (DUI) just found this out.
[
19:10 PM]
William Brooks is a very popular boy today...
[
19:30 PM]
The nefarious criminal Tom Booth(John Carter of Mars) is finally brought down.
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22:30 PM]
Jacob Samuel Corteen is the nemesis of William Brooks(Will "the nemesis of all things purple" Brooks)
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22:36 PM]
Michael William Donaghy(Wade Kathleen Welles) tries to get in the way of science, and feels Maximilian Arturo's wrath
Monday, 28 January
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08:50 AM]
Dan Craik(The Pagonophobe) was a good neighbour, but that didn't stop Jacob Samuel Corteen
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09:36 AM]
Hmmm... I guess this must be code or something...
[
12:00 PM]
He's behind you! Callum Rhodes(SGD) fails to use essential panto knowledge against General Operative (Death)
[
12:15 PM]
Jayaveni Chedumbarum Pillay(mysteryman) finds out what happens when you break out of bounds rules from Jacob Samuel Corteen
[
15:30 PM]
If only Adam Guterres(Heatwaves to Alaska) was in Alaska, then he would have been wearing gloves and would not have died
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16:45 PM]
The elite military knowledge kicked in too late for Ben Naseman(The Admiral)
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17:30 PM]
Are you looking for anyone? Anna Kalorkoti(Clytemnestra) doesn't like Backward Finesse's answer
[
18:00 PM]
Battle of mice gives Megan Stanley(Miss. Terie) a fear of rodents
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19:55 PM]
Sian Humphries(DOA) is indeed DOA
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20:10 PM]
The poison epidemic continues, with Robert Bell(Notes from a small island) the latest victim
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21:00 PM]
Shenanigans occur, involving many many assassins, mainly all running away from each other
Tuesday, 29 January
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00:11 AM]
NEWSFLASH!!! Due to multiple illegal homocides by Joshua Blanchard Lewis, Tom Wootten and crime central tighten up security on the crime database.
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12:30 PM]
Philip Hubbard(Old Uncle Tom Cobleigh et al.) finds out that The Smug Ostrich doesn't just put their head in the sand
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13:50 PM]
Joshua Blanchard Lewis rampages on... Is there anyone out there (wo)man enough to stop him?
Wednesday, 30 January
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01:45 AM]
Michael William Donaghy does his best to clean up the mean streets of Cambridge
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08:30 AM]
Little Miss Apprehensive is dedicated... their target is just lazy
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08:31 AM]
Maximilian Arturo and The Independent Nation of Neil are clearly lacking some Backward Finesse
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10:15 AM]
Those early morning lectures are a killer, as Rich Miller(Muttley) discovers
[
18:45 PM]
After a run in with Joshua Blanchard Lewis, Philip Bielby (Rembrandt Brown) fell to Jacob Samuel Corteen. Revenge of his death exactly one year ago to the day, perhaps?
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20:40 PM]
Michael William Donaghy- You are a lawful human warrior. Philip Bielby - You are dead.
Thursday, 31 January
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17:45 PM]
Can nothing stop the Duke, can't stop the Duke... poor Emilie Yerby (String) :(
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18:50 PM]
Killing David Anthony Read(#4502) is all in a day's work for General Operative (Death)
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20:50 PM]
A attacks!! KEZ(Tinky Winky) ain't alive anymore
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21:03 PM]
Timothy Bazalgette (Axolotl) 's life comes to an end, Tubular Bells!
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22:00 PM]
The hits just keep coming for Michael Oldfield, Liam Mencel (Mencellator) clearly wasn't a fan.
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22:25 PM]
Beware Joshua Blanchard Lewis, DI Love is on the case!
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23:18 PM]
Monty Karl, I would make you wanted but I don't even think that remotely constitutes an attempt :P
Friday, 1 February
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10:24 AM]
Pheeleep Beelbee is after Alicia Danks, zomg!
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13:15 PM]
The beard strikes again, Jacob Samuel Corteen murders Ruairidh King (bumchumnumberone)
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19:40 PM]
Well, Monty Karl could fix your computer, but would rather kill you instead, sorry Robert Patterson (the man with a sunlight allergy)
Saturday, 2 February
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12:00 PM]
A awaits Ninja_Elf, but he doesn't appear
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12:05 PM]
Unfortunately for James Brister(Sylvester McCoy), Robert Coomber was Hide-and-Seek World Champion in his youth
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15:15 PM]
The nefarious criminal Joshua Blanchard Lewis(Tumultuous Weathercocks Instigate Lethargically Levitating Obelisks) is finally eliminated (in quite some style) by Backward Finesse
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15:31 PM]
Yuan Cao Zhang (Cancer Man) couldn't beat the iron lady.
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15:45 PM]
Little Miss Apprehensive shoots James Brister's corpse...
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16:30 PM]
Yer Ma lacks any Backward Finesse
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19:00 PM]
Karma kills Simon Abernethy(The Independent Nation of Neil) - or rather Quinn Mallory does
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19:18 PM]
Our Lady Bonbons made an attempt on Monty Karl, but does Monty Karl suspect anything
Sunday, 3 February
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14:00 PM]
The incobash strikes! End result: Sol Richardson(trilobite sundae), Liam Brierley(Snickers) and Tom Wootten(Not The Highway Code) dead!
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17:00 PM]
The Policeman with Absolute Motion was the only cop with the power to get to Homerton.. unfortunately Ninja_Elf also lacked the power
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18:12 PM]
^.^;;<||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||> has been out and about...
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21:07 PM]
Little Miss Apprehensive joins the Assassins Poetry Club
Monday, 4 February
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14:15 PM]
Guaranteed Overnight Dispatchment journeys to the real world to get Pheeleep Beelbee, alas the real world is not ready for Pheeleep Beelbee
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18:00 PM]
A quote from the book of Benjamin Weaver. "If you're in a fight, you're doing it wrong!" Alicia Danks (Little Miss Apprehensive), Amelia Booth (Battle of mice) and David Williams (Backward Finesse AKA Solid Snake) just haven't learnt from the master.
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18:05 PM]
Jacob Samuel Corteen continues on the warpath, who is next on his list? Robert Coomber (The Smug Ostrich AKA I was drunk or tired when I chose my last Psuedo) apparently :(
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21:30 PM]
Eystein Thanisch (Lord_of_Lamancha) stepped into the Quantum Leap Accelerator, and vanished
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22:00 PM]
William Brooks was today promoted to Captain of the Police Force due to his relentless pursuit of justice!
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22:25 PM]
Benjamin Weaver got lost on the way to finding Our Lady Bonbons, who would rather not die right now.
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22:30 PM]
Surely a gentleman like Maximilian Arturo would be suited to the iron lady, umm I guess not?
[
23:02 PM]
Lu Wei (Wooly5) also stepped into the Quantum Leap Accelerator, and vanished
Tuesday, 5 February
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11:52 AM]
Dinesh-Ramesh Mirpuri Vatvani (Ninja_Elf) should have been looking after his Private Parts, or something.
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12:00 PM]
Benjamin Weaver rampaged on, kind of, alas Rich Miller got to Ninja_Elf first.
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23:00 PM]
The Umpire hears that Philip Bielby is corrupt to Benjamin Weaver.... shocker!
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23:01 PM]
Benjamin Weaver kills Michael William Donaghy (what? I'm not a furry.), I blame Philip Bielby :P
Wednesday, 6 February
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02:00 AM]
Cimcirymci and the police are late night shopping for Benjamin Weaver
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02:09 AM]
Murder on the Dancefloor! Jacob Samuel Corteen (Fourth Merry Man from the left AKA The Harbringer of 2012 AKA Trinity's Nemesis) finally falls to the iron lady
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20:22 PM]
Michael Oldfield speaks to the people!
Thursday, 7 February
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13:40 PM]
Nick Plummer (Pheeleep Beelbee) will regret arguing with the Royal Mail over his Guaranteed Overnight Dispatchment.
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20:00 PM]
Benjamin Weaver (A) is finally taken down, not even a counter-vertical carpet bomb could save him this time! Angua scores the win for the Police.
Friday, 8 February
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11:00 AM]
J Doe keeps us up to date with proceedings
[
13:00 PM]
Elaine Oliver kills Steven Shenton (Quinn Mallory) and nearly kills DI Love
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17:00 PM]
Monty Karl was out lurking for Yer Ma, I'm beginning to worry about him.
[
18:51 PM]
William Brooks tells us about his evening.
Saturday, 9 February
[
10:00 AM]
Poesy Emmeline Fibonacci Nautilus Taylor Doctorow dreams of ballooning with Luke Richard Bennett
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11:00 AM]
The Policeman with Absolute Motion wasn't fast enough for Prof. Plum, but an assassin was!
[
14:47 PM]
Ensign Ricky, man in the red suit, dies... again. Philip Bielby, he so l33t!
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21:21 PM]
Luke Richard Bennett, AKA Raccoon version 2, wounds and then finishes off Simeon Bird (Maximilian Arturo AKA Michael Oldfield AKA Poesy Emmeline Fibonacci Nautilus Taylor Doctorow)
Monday, 11 February
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13:06 PM]
Le Chef pompt a la Bronwyn Elliott (Our Lady Bonbons)
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16:30 PM]
Le Chef pompts too much, or simply pompts where he shouldn't be pompting, Roisin Kiberd (the iron lady) falls to Le Chef's excessive pompting.
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17:30 PM]
Luke Richard Bennett had some direct interaction with Kristian Glass, ooh err!
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20:00 PM]
At 21:00 this evening, police battle commences!
Tuesday, 12 February
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09:00 AM]
Thomson and Thompson and Le Chef were seen testing the catering facilities at the police station! Could there have been a health hazard lurking about!?
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18:05 PM]
Private Parts strikes the first blow to the pants of corruption, Philip Hubbard (Thomson and Thompson) falls.
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22:30 PM]
Sacre bleu! William Brooks (Le Chef) est mort! Michael William Donaghy pompt suis Le Chef.
Wednesday, 13 February
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02:30 AM]
Luke Richard Bennett spotted Jennifer Berry (an assassin)on her way back from the kambar, and shot her, how exciting!
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11:55 AM]
Elaine Oliver lurked for Kristian Glass but he wasn't home :(
Thursday, 14 February
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00:01 AM]
Philip Bielby strikes a blow to the heart of the allied forces, Colin Love (DI Love) is no more!
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12:30 PM]
Luke Richard Bennett and Joshua Blanchard Lewis lurk for the inco, Kristian Glass (Monty Karl), El Dukie kills him to make the streets safe once again! perhaps...
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13:00 PM]
Elaine Oliver spotted a lesser seen Kristian Glass, this is particularly rare given he was already dead!
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17:00 PM]
Philip Bielby takes over the police for as new Captain!
Friday, 15 February
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21:52 PM]
Luke Richard Bennett (General Operative (Death) AKA Guaranteed Overnight Dispatchment AKA Raccoon Version 2) finishes as victor, disposing of Elaine Oliver (Yer Ma)!!!
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