This is the list of incompetents:
This is the list of incompetent police:
Real Name | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Rank | Pseudonym | Notes |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Neville Ball | Grange Room 3 | Girton | No Water | Crewman | Kurt Russel | Subject: Maths. Also known as Nev |
Ben Naseman | E22a, Girton College | Girton College | Water With Care | Crewman | Mr. Schmectic | Please please please watch out for the laptop. I'm a member of Revelation Rock Gospel Choir. I like musicals. They're great. |
David Anthony Read | G09 West House, Homerton College, Hills Road | Homerton | No Water | Crewman | sugar daddy | Subject is Computer Science. I usually loiter around town when not in lectures. |
Anna Kalorkoti | Library Court 2 Room 7 | Jesus College | No Water | Crewman | Orestes | |
KEZ | Basing House, room 7, Magdalene College | Magdalene | No Water | (Allied) Crewman | Cimcirymci | Umpire's Note, 2013: KEZ has asked for their name to be removed from the archives |
Timothy Bazalgette | Benson D6 | Magdalene | No Water | Crewman | Defenestrator | |
Matthew Delja | 1 Richmond Terrace, Rm 1 | St John's | No Water | Crewman | Virgil Earp |
And this is a list of corpses:
Name | College | Pseudonym |
---|---|---|
Bronwyn Elliott | Clare College | Our Lady Bonbons |
Lu Wei | Churchill | Wooly5 |
Sol Richardson | St Catharine's | trilobite sundae |
Dinesh-Ramesh Mirpuri Vatvani | Homerton | Ninja_Elf |
Eystein Thanisch | Gonville and Caius | Lord_of_Lamancha |
Kristian Glass | Clare | Monty Karl |
Roisin Kiberd | Magdalene College | the iron lady |
Liam Brierley | Magdalene | Snickers |
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