Here are the names and details of all those charged with protecting Cambridge from the undesirable elements of society:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | Email Address | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Notes |
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(New Order) Captain | stepped into the Quantum Leap Accelerator, and vanished | Philip Bielby | pmb45-assassins@srcf.ucam.org | 14 Marfield Court, Arbury Road, Cambridge | ex- Caius | No Water | I am a member of the CTF society, and I shall attend the meetings for this. I shall also attend the meetings of CUSFS and the society known as "Sheila and Her Dog". I may or may not attend assassins social events. If I am the member of any other societies, perhaps I will even attend the meetings of those ;) Also, I shall be in your base, killing your dudes. I live in the real world. This means that annoying my neighbours would be bad, so please do not scare them by hanging around my flat too obviously (or too suspiciously). Also, I like, have a job. I would like to keep it that way, so please do not under any circumstances make an attempt on my life at or near to my place of work. In fact, the rules do clearly state that I am out of bounds at work, so don't waste your time. Srsly. I have given you details of other times you can kill me, and I am well known within the guild, so I am sure you can find out more details if you need to. I repeat, dudes, do not attack me at or near where I work. Also, I am an innocent fresher, so please be nice to me (this may be a lie). P.S. Please to be not shooting me at or near work. kthxbai P.P.S. I like pool (low redemption conditions, please, etc.) |
(New Order) Deputy | The Trooper | Dan Craik | dcc38@cam.ac.uk | O1 Whewell's Court | Trinity College | No Water | |
Crewman | Virgil Earp | Matthew Delja | mmd28@cam.ac.uk | 1 Richmond Terrace, Rm 1 | St John's | No Water | |
Crewman | Kurt Russel | Neville Ball | nb329@cam.ac.uk | Grange Room 3 | Girton | No Water | Subject: Maths. Also known as Nev |
Crewman | Mr. Schmectic | Ben Naseman | ben21@cam.ac.uk | E22a, Girton College | Girton College | Water With Care | Please please please watch out for the laptop. I'm a member of Revelation Rock Gospel Choir. I like musicals. They're great. |
Crewman | Orestes | Anna Kalorkoti | ak570@cam.ac.uk | Library Court 2 Room 7 | Jesus College | No Water | |
Crewman | sugar daddy | David Anthony Read | dar49@cam.ac.uk | G09 West House, Homerton College, Hills Road | Homerton | No Water | Subject is Computer Science. I usually loiter around town when not in lectures. |
Crewman | Defenestrator | Timothy Bazalgette | tob26@cam.ac.uk | Benson D6 | Magdalene | No Water | |
Crewman | bent bob | Ruairidh King | rek32@cam.ac.uk | k223 Keynes building | King's | Water With Care | Name pronounced like brewery. Try not to shoot my books and computer... everything really |
Crewman | a fanciful purple unicorn | Yuan Cao Zhang | ycz20@cam.ac.uk | Room 49B | Churchill College | No Water | |
Ship\'s Janitor | Tintin | Philip Hubbard | pjh84@cam.ac.uk | I13, Robinson College | Robinson | Water With Care | No Prawns??! |
(Abstainee) Holodeck Scrubber | Daddy, why do I keep dying? | Michael William Donaghy | md401@cam.ac.uk | B5 Burrell's Field | Trinity College | No Water |
These have gone to the great doughnut shop in the sky:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | College |
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(Allied) Captain | DI Love | Colin Love | Sidney Sussex |
Captain | Not The Highway Code | Tom Wootten | Trinity Hall |
(Allied) Deputy | Angua | Amelia Booth | Clare College |
(Allied) Crewman | paradise lost | Jacob Samuel Corteen | Fitz |
Crewman | Prof. Plum | Matt Green | Jesus |
Crewman | what? I'm not a furry. | Michael William Donaghy | Trinity College |
Ensign | Ricky | Michael William Donaghy | Trinity College |
And these are the names of those who turned to the dark side of the Force, and paid the price:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | College | Crime |
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(Corrupt) Marshall | Le Chef | William Brooks | Twinity | Le Chef pompt du pompt un garcon illegal et pompt aller overthrower un government! |
(Corrupt) Crewman | Thomson and Thompson | Philip Hubbard | Robinson | Attempting to Overthrow the CoP! |
Robocop | Le Chef (c'est fantastique) | William Brooks | Twinity | Le Chef pompt du pompt |
Disgraced Captain | The Policeman with Absolute Motion | William Brooks | Twinity | Being corrupt, enough said! |
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