Cloak & Dagger The Assassins' Guild - Police List

Here are the names and details of all those charged with protecting Cambridge from the undesirable elements of society:

RankPseudonymReal NameEmail AddressAddressCollegeWater Weapons StatusNotes
(New Order) Captainstepped into the Quantum Leap Accelerator, and vanishedPhilip Bielbypmb45-assassins@srcf.ucam.org14 Marfield Court, Arbury Road, Cambridgeex- CaiusNo WaterI am a member of the CTF society, and I shall attend the meetings for this. I shall also attend the meetings of CUSFS and the society known as "Sheila and Her Dog". I may or may not attend assassins social events. If I am the member of any other societies, perhaps I will even attend the meetings of those ;) Also, I shall be in your base, killing your dudes. I live in the real world. This means that annoying my neighbours would be bad, so please do not scare them by hanging around my flat too obviously (or too suspiciously). Also, I like, have a job. I would like to keep it that way, so please do not under any circumstances make an attempt on my life at or near to my place of work. In fact, the rules do clearly state that I am out of bounds at work, so don't waste your time. Srsly. I have given you details of other times you can kill me, and I am well known within the guild, so I am sure you can find out more details if you need to. I repeat, dudes, do not attack me at or near where I work. Also, I am an innocent fresher, so please be nice to me (this may be a lie). P.S. Please to be not shooting me at or near work. kthxbai P.P.S. I like pool (low redemption conditions, please, etc.)
(New Order) DeputyThe TrooperDan Whewell's CourtTrinity CollegeNo Water
CrewmanVirgil EarpMatthew Richmond Terrace, Rm 1St John'sNo Water
CrewmanKurt RusselNeville Room 3GirtonNo WaterSubject: Maths. Also known as Nev
CrewmanMr. SchmecticBen, Girton CollegeGirton CollegeWater With CarePlease please please watch out for the laptop. I'm a member of Revelation Rock Gospel Choir. I like musicals. They're great.
CrewmanOrestesAnna Court 2 Room 7Jesus CollegeNo Water
Crewmansugar daddyDavid Anthony West House, Homerton College, Hills RoadHomertonNo WaterSubject is Computer Science. I usually loiter around town when not in lectures.
CrewmanDefenestratorTimothy D6MagdaleneNo Water
Crewmanbent bobRuairidh Keynes buildingKing'sWater With CareName pronounced like brewery. Try not to shoot my books and computer... everything really
Crewmana fanciful purple unicornYuan Cao 49BChurchill CollegeNo Water
Ship\'s JanitorTintinPhilip, Robinson CollegeRobinsonWater With CareNo Prawns??!
(Abstainee) Holodeck ScrubberDaddy, why do I keep dying?Michael William Burrell's FieldTrinity CollegeNo Water

These have gone to the great doughnut shop in the sky:

RankPseudonymReal NameCollege
(Allied) CaptainDI LoveColin LoveSidney Sussex
CaptainNot The Highway CodeTom WoottenTrinity Hall
(Allied) DeputyAnguaAmelia BoothClare College
(Allied) Crewmanparadise lostJacob Samuel CorteenFitz
CrewmanProf. PlumMatt GreenJesus
Crewmanwhat? I'm not a furry.Michael William DonaghyTrinity College
EnsignRickyMichael William DonaghyTrinity College

And these are the names of those who turned to the dark side of the Force, and paid the price:

RankPseudonymReal NameCollegeCrime
(Corrupt) MarshallLe ChefWilliam BrooksTwinityLe Chef pompt du pompt un garcon illegal et pompt aller overthrower un government!
(Corrupt) CrewmanThomson and ThompsonPhilip HubbardRobinsonAttempting to Overthrow the CoP!
RobocopLe Chef (c'est fantastique)William BrooksTwinityLe Chef pompt du pompt
Disgraced CaptainThe Policeman with Absolute MotionWilliam BrooksTwinityBeing corrupt, enough said!

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