The Assassins' Guild - Police War!
The Assassins' Guild - Police War!
Welcome to the Police War.
Fractures have occurred in the ranks of the police between those loyal to Professor Incompetent, and those loyal to the newcomer ‘The Cloak'.
Both sides have a secret objective, unknown to everyone (including themselves). Only through the slaughter of members of the opposing side can clues be found to what needs to be done.
Everyone on the opposing side of the war is now a target for those in the police war. Upon submitting a report of a licit kill, you may request a clue - either for your own objective, or for your enemies' (though doing so will not stop your opponents getting the same clue themselves at a later point). You may not interfere with your opponent's objective (what this means will become clear as you discover what the objectives are), but you may kill them as they try to complete it, thus stalling their progress.
Whilst dead, Police may not physically attempt anything to complete their objective (in addition to the usual rules of being dead). Police respawn after 4 hours.
If you believe that there is an error with a clue, or that something has gone wrong with an objective, please contact the umpires, and we will try to fix it ASAP.
| Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | Email Address | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fan Favourite | Chief Wiggum | Thomas Carey | twc37@cam.ac.uk | O4, Friars' Building | Queens' | No Water | |
| Overworked Officer | Officer Jenny | Alex Allen | alexandra.allen@cantab.net | 10 Marmora Road | The Real World (no college) | Full Water | Master Assassin, Master Lemming . . . Vote Quimby |
| Background Character | Mr Plod | Edwin Balani | eb677@srcf.net | OoB | Magdalene | No Water | Consult me if offering Scooby Snacks (cookies), for I have requirements. |
| Not Safe for TV | Mr Meeseeks | Sam Sully | sjs252@cam.ac.uk | Room F3 | Robinson | No Water | OoB when cycling. |
| Not Safe for TV | TheFifthKnock | Colin Kaljee | cjkaljee@gmail.com | Old South Court M10 | Emmanuel | Water With Care | He will knock four times. |
| Not Safe for TV | Night Angel | Povilas Slekys | povilas.slekys@gmail.com | Ash Court 2.14 | Girton | Water With Care |
| Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | Email Address | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fan Favourite | Cop Rick | Mahika Dixit | mkd31@cam.ac.uk | North Court A2 | St John's | No Water | OoB when carrying violin, I have a room-mate |
| Off-Screen Killer | Paranoid Hyperboloid | Leo Zlotnikov | lz375@cam.ac.uk | West House 251 | Homerton | No Water | OoB on a bike and while typesetting |
| Gaaa Gn Gnann Ganaa Gaa Gaaa Gaaaa! | Stabbity Rabbity | Valentin Foley | sef44@cam.ac.uk | 8 Trumpington Street Room 3 | Corpus Christi | Water With Care | My building has CCTV, so do try not to look too shifty. The cabinet just inside my room has glassware on it, so please bear that in mind if you're planning to charge through the door guns blazing. |
| Not Safe for TV | Hatman | Alex Craggs | ajc328@cam.ac.uk | L10, Cripps Court | Selwyn | No Water | |
| Not Safe for TV | Me-Mow | Rebecca Harris | reh95@cam.ac.uk | Chapel Court 5, Room 3 | Jesus | Water With Care | Out of Bounds on a bike |
| Not Safe for TV | Undefined Behaviour | Joe Malt | jsm84@cam.ac.uk | Room 6A, North Court, Churchill College | Churchill | No Water | OoB when cycling anywhere I could be hit by a car. [Umpire's Note: This is general bike rules for everyone] |
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