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New on Thursday, 3 December
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25 Nov, 17:20 PM]
Doc redeems the Light Side, slightly, killing our champion Generic Dwarf Horde Member A (Michael Warman).New on Thursday, 26 November
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24 Nov, 22:00 PM]
Last minute policing by Klumsi and Kronick leaves Azor Ahai (Joseph Hill) and Takagi Keiji (Zhixian Duan) dead.New on Wednesday, 25 November
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24 Nov, 15:30 PM]
Doc has a message for a superior policeman, Generic Dwarf Horde Member A.
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24 Nov, 18:05 PM]
A bad day for the Dark Side, as their leader Doc kills Gotrek Gurnisson (Christopher Martin)
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24 Nov, 18:40 PM]
It's plain to see//That the evil inside of me//Is on the rise. The Dark Gentleman eliminates Postmodernist AKA Berserkr (Alessandro Mariani), taking a Forerunner spot!New on Tuesday, 24 November
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23 Nov, 10:38 AM]
Another war casualty - Generic Dwarf Horde Member A takes out The small, suspicious-looking lemon pie sitting in the corner of the room, which Snow White has undoubtedly baked using the suspicious looking lemon because she's a moronic fairytale princess and they always are domestic goddesses (Mikaela Belcher).
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23 Nov, 08:50 AM]
Another one down, as Bella Venezia (Jonathan Adlam) falls to G. H. Tam of the Rubik's Cube Club.New on Monday, 23 November
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23 Nov, 09:00 AM]
Berserkr makes the Duel, killing Forerunner Dain II Ironfoot, Lord of the Iron Hills AKA The surprisingly psychotic and highly lethal back-packing madman AKA Judas AKA This game is shredding my nerves AKA Thranduil, King of Mirkwood (Samuel Mackey).
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21 Nov, 19:20 PM]
The Gentleman and Gunilla Goodmountain (Ruby Tupling) attempt on Bath Brawler; Gunilla doesn't make it.
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22 Nov, 17:15 PM]
Another death to the dark side, Hiro Protagonist (Jared Jeyaretnam) falls to Shirley you can't be serious.New on Saturday, 21 November
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20 Nov, 17:30 PM]
First blood of the Police War, as This Is Getting Ridonkulous kills A slightly dubious apple (Jonathan Phillips).
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20 Nov, 17:40 PM]
Rain Dog targets a live player, but kills police Takagi Keiji (Zhixian Duan) instead.
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20 Nov, 12:00 PM]
Chaos outside a lecture theatre - only casualty is I panicked.... killing Stealth Prawn AKA Stanley (Ben Mortishire-Smith).New on Friday, 20 November
New on Thursday, 19 November
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19 Nov, 12:00 PM]
Police member Judge Bread eliminates inco Peppercorn (Ben Schreiber), Seratos has something to say.
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19 Nov, 09:45 AM]
Generic Dwarf Horde Member A beats Zeus to the punch, killing Kane (Douglas Hall) in a duel.New on Wednesday, 18 November
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18 Nov, 08:45 AM]
Postmodernist's contemplations interrupted by the murder of Joaquin Vasquez (Gabriel Cradden).
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17 Nov, 20:17 PM]
Mulch Diggums also apparently involved, seemingly for good, in the plans on Snow White.New on Tuesday, 17 November
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17 Nov, 20:15 PM]
Doc (Twm Stone) gets killed in suspicious dealings by Snow White, Donked (James Brotherston) also killed.
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16 Nov, 11:00 AM]
Darkstar (Nakul Khanna) is attacked by two assassins, The small, suspicious-looking lemon sitting in the corner of the room, which Snow White will undoubtedly notice and eat because she's a moronic fairytale princess and they always eat suspicious-looking foodstuffs because of plot reasons AKA gang5ta dw4rf y0 AKA These are the researches of Herodotus of Halicarnassus, which he publishes, in the hope of thereby preserving from decay the remembrance of what men have done, and of preventing the great and wonderful actions of the Greeks and the Barbarians from losing their due meed of glory; and withal to put on record what were their grounds of feuds. According to the Persians best informed in history, the Phoenicians began to quarrel. This people, who had formerly dwelt on the shores of the Erythraean Sea, having migrated to the Mediterranean and settled in the parts which they now inhabit, began at once, they say, to adventure on long voyages, freighting their vessels with the wares of Egypt and Assyria. They landed at many places on the coast, and among the rest at Argos, which was then preeminent above all the states included now under the common name of Hellas. Here they exposed their merchandise, and traded with the natives for five or six days; at the end of which time, when almost everything was sold, there came down to the beach a number of women, and among them the daughter of the king, who was, they say, agreeing in this with the Greeks, Io, the child of Inachus. The women were standing by the stern of the ship intent upon their purchases, when the Phoenicians, with a general shout, rushed upon them. The greater part made their escape, but some were seized and carried off. Io herself was among the captives. The Phoenicians put the women on board their vessel, and set sail for Egypt. Thus did Io pass into Egypt, according to the Persian story, which differs widely from the Phoenician: and thus commenced, according to their authors, the series of outrages. AKA all the lads AKA Shakespeare (Alexander Hardwick) getting the kill, but MegaSmash getting him!
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16 Nov, 19:20 PM]
Despite their valiant defense recently, The Terribly Imaginatively Named Dwarfy McDwarf (Zhixian Duan) falls to The Rychlik.
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16 Nov, 13:20 PM]
The Gentleman continues to struggle with a zombie infestation, murdering Katherine Gibson's corpse.
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16 Nov, 12:06 PM]
nanospeed takes down globalnomad (Katherine Gibson) outside her lectures.New on Monday, 16 November
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15 Nov, 19:20 PM]
Some regrets for The Rychlik, as friend Red Rum (Stanislav Fort) is struck down.
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15 Nov, 13:15 PM]
A rebuttal and a kill from Postmodernist, the latter of Double Dual (Sebastian Zimmer).
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15 Nov, 11:25 AM]
Betrayal, again, by Judas, again, this time of ihavenoimagination (Kieran Gilday).New on Sunday, 15 November
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14 Nov, 18:55 PM]
Everyone loves a good ambush. Herald of Storms wipes out Scarlet (Daniel Chiverton)!
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14 Nov, 18:32 PM]
Brutus and Gunilla Goodmountain go on several attempts throughout the day.
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14 Nov, 16:15 PM]
The surprisingly psychotic and highly lethal back-packing madman kills Paul (Tom James), but only after killing a lookalike, and goes Wanted!
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14 Nov, 12:00 PM]
The small, suspicious-looking lemon sitting in the corner of the room, which Snow White will undoubtedly notice and eat because she's a moronic fairytale princess and they always eat suspicious-looking foodstuffs because of plot reasons takes a moment to discuss Postmodernist's linguistics.New on Saturday, 14 November
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13 Nov, 11:00 AM]
Shakespeare astounds us all, both with his verse, and his treachery; as Febreezy AKA Shrek (Mikaela Belcher) is killed.
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13 Nov, 23:30 PM]
Short Lived (Pip Richards) finally lives up to their name, during an attack on Bella Venezia.
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13 Nov, 22:15 PM]
Zeus continues to inspire betrayals, this time Baloo killing SaladButt (Kuba Sanak).
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13 Nov, 21:53 PM]
Doc makes sure Transparent Ghost (Katherine Darwent) is dead, ghost or otherwise.New on Friday, 13 November
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13 Nov, 17:56 PM]
An alarming display of competence from The Rychlik, as two previous duellists fall in one day - one deceased, and the other Don Corleone (Salman Iftikhar).
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13 Nov, 14:40 PM]
( ͡° Í?Ê? ͡°) spares Vash the Stampede (Joseph Swartzentruber) from thunderbolting, the Assassin's way.
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12 Nov, 23:55 PM]
The thespian life is hard, as Week 5 depression takes its toll on Blood Red (Emma Miles).
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12 Nov, 17:00 PM]
The bell tolls for Snorri Gurnisson (James Pigden), thanks to Peppercorn.
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12 Nov, 18:00 PM]
The Postmodernist contemplates the meaning of waiting, and not much else.New on Thursday, 12 November
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12 Nov, 12:55 PM]
The Legend Himself (Paul Vallis) falls, despite the name, to all the lads.
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12 Nov, 11:30 AM]
Relived trauma for many a player, as MegaSmash shoots Bambi (Matt Almond).
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11 Nov, 15:25 PM]
Betrayal by Judas! (That's convenient). RIP I Used An Unsuitable Pseudonym, Then Totally Failed To Provide A Replacement AKA D. F. Gins (Henry Dickie).
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11 Nov, 13:10 PM]
Another [long way away]ian down, The surprisingly psychotic and highly lethal back-packing madman eliminates Catfish (Catherine Foot).New on Wednesday, 11 November
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10 Nov, 21:00 PM]
The Hindenburg (Alex Rossiter) goes down in the night, as the Herald of Storms strikes.New on Monday, 9 November
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9 Nov, 13:10 PM]
Frau Strudel (Hannah Close) dies to the bullet of These are the researches of Herodotus of Halicarnassus, which he publishes, in the hope of thereby preserving from decay the remembrance of what men have done, and of preventing the great and wonderful actions of the Greeks and the Barbarians from losing their due meed of glory; and withal to put on record what were their grounds of feuds. According to the Persians best informed in history, the Phoenicians began to quarrel. This people, who had formerly dwelt on the shores of the Erythraean Sea, having migrated to the Mediterranean and settled in the parts which they now inhabit, began at once, they say, to adventure on long voyages, freighting their vessels with the wares of Egypt and Assyria. They landed at many places on the coast, and among the rest at Argos, which was then preeminent above all the states included now under the common name of Hellas. Here they exposed their merchandise, and traded with the natives for five or six days; at the end of which time, when almost everything was sold, there came down to the beach a number of women, and among them the daughter of the king, who was, they say, agreeing in this with the Greeks, Io, the child of Inachus. The women were standing by the stern of the ship intent upon their purchases, when the Phoenicians, with a general shout, rushed upon them. The greater part made their escape, but some were seized and carried off. Io herself was among the captives. The Phoenicians put the women on board their vessel, and set sail for Egypt. Thus did Io pass into Egypt, according to the Persian story, which differs widely from the Phoenician: and thus commenced, according to their authors, the series of outrages..
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8 Nov, 14:00 PM]
The Dentist of Detroit (Felix Evans) is no match for Stealth Prawn.New on Sunday, 8 November
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7 Nov, 16:30 PM]
RIP Riptide (Choong Ling Liew-Cain), as Voltrix defends their home.New on Saturday, 7 November
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7 Nov, 16:12 PM]
Cake or Death? Bella Venezia serves both to Sir Lord Scott (James Scott).
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7 Nov, 17:15 PM]
Generic Dwarf Horde Member A and Generic Dwarf Horde Member D go hunting, Homocidal Fairytale (Bui Hoang Van) is found and dispatched.
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5 Nov, 13:05 PM]
Seratos decides murder beats sleep, as Geraldine Barker AKA Diamond Breeze (Marta Chlubek) dies.
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5 Nov, 19:23 PM]
Generic Dwarf Horde Member A kills A-SQUARED (Aatif Sayed). Some pun about the letter A. This isn't easy, you know.
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6 Nov, 15:54 PM]
Ace of Diamonds (Aiden Chan) is trumped by the ever-watchful Doc.
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6 Nov, 12:00 PM]
Sonic Hedgehog Like That Gene (Yuhan Peng) isn't as fast as nanospeed, to their detriment.
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6 Nov, 10:03 AM]
Applied Mathematics keeps it simple, stabbing Havelock (Ellie Holderness) outside their lectures.New on Friday, 6 November
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5 Nov, 21:20 PM]
Doc (Twm Stone) gets Shrekt. I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.
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5 Nov, 11:15 AM]
Winning the prize having a nym much longer than the report, failing the prize of achieving anything of note, it's....New on Thursday, 5 November
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4 Nov, 18:20 PM]
Medic? Medic! Doc triples up, wiping out Bagel Barrage (Henry Faull), The Guaranteed Eternal Sanctuary Man (Jordan Holgate), and Raskolnikov (Kevin Lin).
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4 Nov, 16:40 PM]
The Gentleman goes hunting for incompetents; two escape, but Muhammed Li (Peter Dennison) doesn't make it.
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4 Nov, 17:25 PM]
Thorin Oakenshield kills RedSquare (Alexander Piskunov), finally completing his quest.New on Wednesday, 4 November
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4 Nov, 09:50 AM]
gang5ta dw4rf y0 kills April Chan, (Zhen Zhen), redeems themselves from the Wanted List, and delivers a very impressive speech.New on Tuesday, 3 November
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2 Nov, 21:30 PM]
Once again, Assassin Jiabing's corpse is attacked. This time by The Gentleman and Transparent Ghost.
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3 Nov, 23:08 PM]
Snow White abandons the life of innocence, rolls up her sleeves, and kills Assassin Jiabing (Jiabing Yan).
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3 Nov, 14:30 PM]
Doc kills incompetent Brick House (Matthew Coates) with ease.
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3 Nov, 13:30 PM]
Doc duels the Wanted gang5ta dw4rf y0, but the only casualty is an arm.
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3 Nov, 08:30 AM]
Life-Insurance Payout Man! hunts inco Firequeen101 (Dorina Pokai), who kills them, but that kill is annulled, meanwhile gang5ta dw4rf y0 kills some innocents and goes Wanted, but also manages to kill Dorina Pokai!
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2 Nov, 20:25 PM]
It Happened (Curtis James Reubens) stabs Faladonkadonk (James Brotherston) to save his Corrupt hide; is stabbed by muscle power mouse regardless.
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2 Nov, 18:27 PM]
Proving the potential for legal dining-hall kills, Stanley takes the life of Letisha Al-Sadd (Oliver Hulme).New on Monday, 2 November
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2 Nov, 15:00 PM]
And for an encore, Joaquin Vasquez kills Vinnie (Karolina Hes). For real this time.
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2 Nov, 13:17 PM]
Redemption for Joaquin Vasquez, as The Mysterious Lighthouse Keeper, Old One-Eyed John (Joseph McGuchan) falls to him. For real this time.
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2 Nov, 10:15 AM]
As vengeance for the earlier vengeance kill, It Happened knifes Flonked (James Brotherston).
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2 Nov, 12:58 PM]
What a fiasco for ocsaif (Ben Anson), as The small, suspicious-looking lemon sitting in the corner of the room, which Snow White will undoubtedly notice and eat because she's a moronic fairytale princess and they always eat suspicious-looking foodstuffs because of plot reasons strikes again.
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2 Nov, 10:03 AM]
Doc carries on cleaning up, RIP Alexander of the Corner Dairy (Tom Wordsworth).
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31 Oct, 16:52 PM]
Furious George kills Dead Magpie (Ben Bambrough), apparently!New on Sunday, 1 November
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1 Nov, 18:30 PM]
Joaquin Vasquez shoots Vinnie illegally, goes Wanted, The Mysterious Lighthouse Keeper, Old One-Eyed John attempts to cash that in (too early!), Joaquin Vasquez shoots them too!
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1 Nov, 17:00 PM]
Despite various people's intentions, nanospeed kills Faquarl (Frederick Brewer), Flunked (James Brotherston) and A small, innocent rabbit (Jonathan Phillips). Whoops.
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1 Nov, 12:30 PM]
Lying through his teeth, corrupt policeman Flunked kills corrupt policeman POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!!1! (Ben Weber).
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1 Nov, 11:30 AM]
The Inevitable Demise (Curtis James Reubens) and Flunked attempt on POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!!1!, but a Corrupt-earning betrayal happens!New on Saturday, 31 October
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30 Oct, 19:36 PM]
Classic Assassins-style misdirection gets Loony (Basil Woods) killed by Scarlet.
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30 Oct, 13:45 PM]
...Stabbity stab! SilentSky gets a sword involved, but Wee Dangerous Spike (Peter Jordan) is already dead!
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30 Oct, 22:55 PM]
A decent set of attempts at killing and/or not getting lost by Tinkerbell. Failed at both.
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30 Oct, 20:00 PM]
Yup, three times will do it. Jebediah Kerman (Ben Martineau) falls to The Terribly Imaginatively Named Dwarfy McDwarf.
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30 Oct, 12:59 PM]
Stab, stab, stabbity stab. Darkstar kills Wee Dangerous Spike (Peter Jordan) as the competence-grabbing begins.New on Thursday, 29 October
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29 Oct, 18:15 PM]
Ring ring. It's Peppercorn with one death for Makemake (Zheneng Xie), hand-delivered.
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29 Oct, 17:15 PM]
( ͡° Í?Ê? ͡°) hunts Azor Ahai, Simey (Simon James Houghton) rushes to defend but dies trying!
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29 Oct, 09:55 AM]
All glory to the gods of Azor Ahai, as Xeno (Robin McCorkell) becomes a sacrifice.
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28 Oct, 23:18 PM]
Much to no-one's surprise, The small, suspicious-looking lemon sitting in the corner of the room, which Snow White will undoubtedly notice and eat because she's a moronic fairytale princess and they always eat suspicious-looking foodstuffs because of plot reasons fails to be killed on his travels.
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28 Oct, 11:37 AM]
Bang bang, Ice-Grimm (Do Vinh Anh Nguyen) gunned down by The Legend Himself.New on Tuesday, 27 October
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27 Oct, 16:00 PM]
Orignality isn't always required, as Riptide knifes Midge (Elise Hagan).
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26 Oct, 13:00 PM]
gang5ta dw4rf y0 is slow. But, they're offering prizes to Kane at least.
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26 Oct, 12:00 PM]
Simple, but effective. Joaquin Vasquez knifes Khaleesi (whispered) (Emma Simkin).
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26 Oct, 16:05 PM]
Offense is the best defence for Stealth Prawn, killing their assassin Dmitri Ivanov (Laurence Jack Stanley Samuels).
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26 Oct, 08:50 AM]
Payment denied for Apollo (Tommy Sun). Take it up with Life-Insurance Payout Man!New on Monday, 26 October
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26 Oct, 11:00 AM]
Shy or not, Shy (Daniel Wong) gets sought out and killed by Dain II Ironfoot, Lord of the Iron Hills.
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21 Oct, 10:00 AM]
A deadly application of pure force, as Applied Mathematics knifes Jessica Stuurm-Breen AKA I Grew Up Milky (Curtis James Reubens) outside lectures.
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25 Oct, 18:30 PM]
A red wedding for Salah-al-Din Abdelwaheb AKA Admiral General Aladeen of Wadiya (Hani El-Bay) and Kris Marshall (Juliet Armstrong), as groom kills bride, and Frau Strudel kills groom.
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26 Oct, 11:34 AM]
Stanley. Stanley. Stanley. Stanley. The late Simba (Emilia Monell). Stanley.New on Sunday, 25 October
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24 Oct, 20:20 PM]
Kris Marshall's innocent friend killed - again - by Policeperson Gunilla Goodmountain by accident.
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24 Oct, 20:00 PM]
Admiral General Aladeen of Wadiya goes hunting, but fails to find both Blood Red and ( ͡° Í?Ê? ͡°).
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22 Oct, 08:40 AM]
Short and sweet from The small, suspicious-looking lemon sitting in the corner of the room, which Snow White will undoubtedly notice and eat because she's a moronic fairytale princess and they always eat suspicious-looking foodstuffs because of plot reasons, just like Locke (Jamie Bernardi)'s life.New on Saturday, 24 October
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22 Oct, 19:30 PM]
The Postmodernist makes no kills. It's probably performance art.
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24 Oct, 14:30 PM]
A misaimed strike by Person in Crowd #3 (James Timmins) goes the worst possible way, as Geraldine Barker gets the counter-kill!
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23 Oct, 21:09 PM]
Madara has a glass too many, stabs Chief of Police Doc, goes very doomedly Wanted.
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23 Oct, 21:15 PM]
Unsurprisingly, Chief of Police Doc kills his Wanted killer Madara (Xiang Hao).
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24 Oct, 12:15 PM]
Chess chase catastrophe as Bella Venezia tails Dedekind Cuts (Andrew Sam McFarthing) to death.
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24 Oct, 00:55 AM]
Lock your doors, Short Lived is about - and he's already killed thesoulessvino (Eloise Sinclair)....
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23 Oct, 23:37 PM]
An attack on Stealth Prawn by Dmitri Ivanov, but no injuries sustained.
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23 Oct, 18:00 PM]
Who's dead? No-one! Aka Ben Igielman, thanks to Voltrix's cunning.New on Friday, 23 October
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23 Oct, 17:40 PM]
Paranoid Life-Insurance Payout Man! shoots The White Rabbit (Josh Garfinkel) - for carrying a mere pen, and thus goes Wanted.
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23 Oct, 17:36 PM]
No blood spilled as Blood Red not in for Admiral General Aladeen of Wadiya's blade.
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23 Oct, 08:40 AM]
Dain II Ironfoot, Lord of the Iron Hills tries to bring down Kris Marshall, but the criminal gets away...this time.
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22 Oct, 16:00 PM]
Not so lazy for Lazy Fox, as A Rather Uninteresting Dwarf (Nathan Dean) dies unremarkably.New on Thursday, 22 October
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22 Oct, 20:30 PM]
Attempts, and nothing but, for Stealth Prawn and globalnomad.
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22 Oct, 16:05 PM]
Salt & Pepper tries to kill Natural Selection but the Umpire disallows the weapon and makes Salt & Pepper Wanted! Get your weapons checked, kids....
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22 Oct, 17:03 PM]
Gul Dukat(Joshua Bell)'s attack gets him killed, but Kris Marshall goes Wanted for the death of a friend!
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22 Oct, 11:03 AM]
Stealth Prawn lives up to his name once more, as Basil Hawkins (Simon Percelay) dies quietly.
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22 Oct, 09:57 AM]
Surprise! Urist (Dimitrije Erdeljan) notices Scarlet far too late.
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22 Oct, 11:55 AM]
Murder most foul, of the English language. And also of meh (Monsheil Kahai), by gang5ta dw4rf y0.
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21 Oct, 22:10 PM]
Laddergoat (Alexis de Vivenot) slips off the mortal ladder - or were they pushed by Febreezy?
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21 Oct, 19:30 PM]
Nobody home, but at least The Gentleman and Transparent Ghost (and this time Geraldine Barker) keep trying.
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21 Oct, 15:30 PM]
Strike 3 for Admiral General Aladeen of Wadiya, as The Fitz Foe (Danny He) bleeds out. Very impressive.New on Wednesday, 21 October
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21 Oct, 15:05 PM]
Adam Stone (Kai Johns)'s ghost delivers a message from Seratos.
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21 Oct, 13:00 PM]
Jon Snow (Ben Shergold) falls to Salah-al-Din Abdelwaheb's knife...
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21 Oct, 13:45 PM]
...and Salah-al-Din Abdelwaheb again takes Olaf Prot (Harry Sarson)'s life.
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21 Oct, 08:35 AM]
The small, suspicious-looking lemon sitting in the corner of the room, which Snow White will undoubtedly notice and eat because she's a moronic fairytale princess and they always eat suspicious-looking foodstuffs because of plot reasons strikes again! - with poetry, not with kills.
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20 Oct, 11:00 AM]
Another short stay on the Wanted List, as Looking-For-Princess (Christopher Martin) is 'cured' by Doc.
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20 Oct, 14:20 PM]
Better luck this time for Seratos, successfully dispatching Middlemarch (Christian Mok) as planned.
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20 Oct, 15:02 PM]
Stab stab - deadly dagger of Kris Marshall ends The Jellied Baby (John Tothill)'s life.
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20 Oct, 15:52 PM]
Remorse fails to register with Geraldine Barker after the cold murder of Dr. Smith (Joshua Blake).New on Tuesday, 20 October
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20 Oct, 22:45 PM]
Ishmael (Christopher Bowring) too busy looking for whales, as Stealth Prawn swims up behind.
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20 Oct, 13:07 PM]
A kill by The small, suspicious-looking lemon sitting in the corner of the room, which Snow White will undoubtedly notice and eat because she's a moronic fairytale princess and they always eat suspicious-looking foodstuffs because of plot reasons at last! Bad luck, Polysyndeton (Mattie Wechsler). Where's our novella?
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16 Oct, 00:00 AM]
Snow White would like to help people share some chocolate love!New on Monday, 19 October
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18 Oct, 18:00 PM]
A long day's sleuthing for The Gentleman, Transparent Ghost and co.
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19 Oct, 22:30 PM]
Looking-For-Princess stabs first, asks questions later, goes Wanted in between.
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19 Oct, 22:30 PM]
Despite valiant medical attention, Geraldine Barker kills off Guiness Girl (Lauren Perry) only inches from room-based safety.
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18 Oct, 17:30 PM]
The final sleep comes for The Sleepless Sheep (Benjamin Edwards), as Joaquin Vasquez watches The Mysterious Lighthouse Keeper, Old One-Eyed John kill.
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19 Oct, 22:15 PM]
A valiant but lamentable defence from Anon. Y. Moose (Jared Jeyaretnam), stabbing just-happened-to-be-in-the-vicinity-Doc's leg, but dying to a bullet from behind from Madara.
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19 Oct, 20:40 PM]
That doctor arrives in the form of Laddergoat, but it's too late for poor Rocker_in_m (Marios Michael)....
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19 Oct, 18:59 PM]
Is there a Doctor in the room? One that hasn't shot Rocker_in_m (Marios Michael) for his crimes?
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19 Oct, 18:15 PM]
Sorrow abounds, as The Gentleman makes short work of Potter (Ilona Szabo).
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19 Oct, 15:20 PM]
Narrow miss for Azor Ahai - but hey, free knife from Laddergoat.
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19 Oct, 13:15 PM]
Rocker_in_m gets close enough to stab Snail, but through illicit means - kill annulled and Rocker_in_m goes Wanted!
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18 Oct, 22:15 PM]
Javalar, Letisha Al-Sadd and the late Aloysius (Benedict McConnell) go to kill Stealth Prawn, but the kill is annulled for illegal necromancy.
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19 Oct, 11:00 AM]
Js and Vs everywhere, as Joaquin Vasquez kills Javalar (Javan Heales).
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19 Oct, 10:00 AM]
Head-split for Hedja (Edward Enrique Bottomley) as Dain II Ironfoot, Lord of the Iron Hills's axe gets some exercise.
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18 Oct, 19:55 PM]
Et Tu, Bwute? Havelock knifes Pontius Pilate (Frederick Brewer) with no remorse.New on Sunday, 18 October
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18 Oct, 13:25 PM]
Strange shenanigans - Sirrah forced to knife an innocent, entirely reasonably.
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18 Oct, 16:00 PM]
Friendly Target (Luke Kirby) makes a raid on the mountains, to be killed at the gates by I Used An Unsuitable Pseudonym, Then Totally Failed To Provide A Replacement with Dain II Ironfoot, Lord of the Iron Hills helping.
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18 Oct, 16:30 PM]
No maned saviour for Nala (Eva Higginbotham), as Polysyndeton comes with a knife.
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18 Oct, 18:50 PM]
Despite a medic on the scene, Madara makes short work of Sirrah (Joseph Gregory)'s life.
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18 Oct, 17:30 PM]
Punctuation still escapes ihavenoimagination, as do his attackers.
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18 Oct, 13:00 PM]
Join late, leave early for Six Hours Late, And Not Even A Pseudonym (Peter Adefioye) as Homocidal Fairytale lives up to what they think their name says.
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18 Oct, 00:30 AM]
A disappointing lack of carrot-based kills, as Carrot Man, The Superhero Whose Superpower Is Seeing In The Dark Except Not Because Carrots Don't Really Help With That Instead He Just Hits People With Carrots (Joseph Scott) is eliminated early by Dmitri Ivanov.
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18 Oct, 11:10 AM]
More poetry, still nothing. If The small, suspicious-looking lemon sitting in the corner of the room, which Snow White will undoubtedly notice and eat because she's a moronic fairytale princess and they always eat suspicious-looking foodstuffs because of plot reasons ever kills, we may get a whole ode...
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17 Oct, 19:40 PM]
Duffed up duo, The Gentleman and friend, spill the blood of Chocolate Milk (Shyam Dhokia)
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17 Oct, 17:00 PM]
The sword is mightier than the pen, as No-one stabs Ink (Marcell Fekete) in the side.
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17 Oct, 16:00 PM]
Vengeance is swift, as Jon Snow kills Dr McKill-kill (Ross Duncan) with the old classic.
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17 Oct, 11:30 AM]
Illegal fire in a dining hall leaves Jon Snow alive but scarred, and Dr McKill-kill wanted!New on Saturday, 17 October
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17 Oct, 11:00 AM]
Scarlet watches the weaponsmakers, but no chance to show them his work.
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17 Oct, 13:15 PM]
Double kill outside the lecture hall, as Hat (Ben Morley) makes a sneaky play, only to be stabbed by I Grew Up Milky, who also then stabbed ----- ----------- (James Brotherston) for drawing his knife.
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17 Oct, 00:18 AM]
A short game for Aloysius (Benedict McConnell), as Letisha Al-Sadd's knife flashes in the dark.
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17 Oct, 08:30 AM]
Poetry from The small, suspicious-looking lemon sitting in the corner of the room, which Snow White will undoubtedly notice and eat because she's a moronic fairytale princess and they always eat suspicious-looking foodstuffs because of plot reasons, to make up for a fruitless morning....
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