Here are the names and details of all those charged with protecting Cambridge from the undesirable elements of society:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | Email Address | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Notes |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Fairest Of Them All, Plus Scars | Snow White | Michael French | mf522@cam.ac.uk | Hobson's 12 | St. Catharine's | No Water | |
[L] Ascendant Ash | This Is Getting Ridonkulous | James Brotherston | jab268@cam.ac.uk | Woodlark 3 | St Catharine's | No Water | A little bird informs the Umpire that James' room is often unlocked. Happy hunting. |
Lord of Moria | Doc | Twm Stone | tops2@cam.ac.uk | Room 3, 70 Jesus Lane | Christ's | No Water | |
Duke Under The Mountain | Thorin Oakenshield | The Duke | dukecharles@gmail.com | Blanket Out-of-Bounds At Home and Work | Formerly of Jesus | No Water | I am a Real Person, please do not approach my workplace, this could cause problems for both of us. My house is also out of bounds. (Umpire's notes: You don't come for The Duke. The Duke comes for you.) |
Distinguished Digger | Dopey | Andrew Raison | ar710@cam.ac.uk | Hobsons 16, but can commonly be found at Bull 22 | St Catharine's | No Water | Don't shoot resident of Bull 22 |
Distinguished Digger | Generic Dwarf Horde Member D | Dominic Anstey | da401@cam.ac.uk | 17 Fitzwilliam Street, Room 3 | Peterhouse | Water With Care | |
[D] Distinguished Digger | Kronick | Christopher Bowring | cmb222@cam.ac.uk | B6 Whewells Court | Trinity | No Water | |
[D] Distinguished Digger | Klumsi | Alexis de Vivenot | ad753@cam.ac.uk | Pearce Hostel C17 | Trinity | No Water | |
Distinguished Digger | Judge Bread | Josh Garfinkel | jlg70@cam.ac.uk | Angel Court B17 | Trinity | Water With Care | Avoid various paper in room if using water. |
Pickaxe Professional | Generic Dwarf Horde Member B | Andrew Guy | aag43@cam.ac.uk | 16 Fitzwilliam Street, Room 7 | Peterhouse | No Water | |
Pickaxe Professional | Generic Dwarf Horde Member F | Hanna Martin | hm511@cam.ac.uk | 16 Fitzwilliam Street, Room 8 | Peterhouse | No Water | |
Pickaxe Professional | Furious George | Grayson Elorreaga | ge263@cam.ac.uk | REDACTED | Fitzwilliam | No Water | Please do not approach room. |
Pickaxe Professional | Generic Dwarf Horde Member G | James Meiklejohn | jpkm3@cam.ac.uk | 17 Fitzwilliam Street, Room 6 | Peterhouse | Water With Care | |
Pickaxe Professional | Cheery Littlebottom | Danielle Saunders | ds636@cam.ac.uk | Nope | Clare | No Water | House is OoB. That includes lurking. |
Pickaxe Professional | Generic Dwarf Horde Member E | Jonathan Waldren | jw862@cam.ac.uk | Room 3, 16 Fitzwilliam Street | Peterhouse | Water With Care | |
Pickaxe Professional | Generic Dwarf Horde Member C | A house | A college | No Water | |||
[D] Pickaxe Professional | Sleepy | Clara Ding | cod26@cam.ac.uk | G13, Cripp's | St John's | No Water | |
Resurrected Rocksmasher | Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson | Joseph Scott | jns33@cam.ac.uk | 54 Jesus Lane, Room 4 | Jesus | No Water | |
Resurrected Rocksmasher | stillscar | Lauren Perry | lsp34@cam.ac.uk | Staircase I, 7a | Clare | No Water | I live in a shared ensuite. |
[L] Resurrected Rocksmasher | Shirley you can't be serious | Hani El-Bay | hse25@cam.ac.uk | D11 Wolfson Building | Trinity | Water With Care | Avoid the obvious electrical items. |
Resurrected Rocksmasher | Justice | Daniel Wong | lkdw2@cam.ac.uk | Room 6E | Churchill | No Water | |
Resurrected Rocksmasher | Hugh Grant | Juliet Armstrong | ja596@cam.ac.uk | Wolfson D19 | Trinity | No Water | |
Resurrected Rocksmasher | Dahomey | Elise Hagan | eah65@cam.ac.uk | Room F01, Avery Court, Central Site | Trinity Hall | Water With Care | |
Resurrected Rocksmasher | Agrajag | Dimitrije Erdeljan | de298@cam.ac.uk | Blue Boar I6 | Trinity | No Water | |
Resurrected Rocksmasher | James | Simon James Houghton | sjh263@cam.ac.uk | Room G13 Stephen Hawking Building | Gonville and Caius | No Water | |
Resurrected Rocksmasher | Scottydog | James Scott | jhs74@cam.ac.uk | New South Court M4.7 | Emmanuel | No Water | Accommodation is brand new. No Water in whole building. Umpire's addition - minimise disruption please, and remember to abandon an attack if you're going to cause trouble. Don't get the Guild banned from Emmanuel! |
Resurrected Rocksmasher | Lou Solverson | Nakul Khanna | nk420@cam.ac.uk | G15 St Michael's Court | Gonville and Caius | No Water | |
[L] Resurrected Rocksmasher | The Mace of Spades | Ben Mortishire-Smith | bm491@cam.ac.uk | Q7, New Court | Pembroke | No Water | |
Resurrected Rocksmasher | A slightly dubious apple | Jonathan Phillips | jp643@cam.ac.uk | B1, Catz main site | St Catharine's | No Water | I live in a shared set, and if I'm in St. John ambulance uniform I'm Out of Bounds. |
Resurrected Rocksmasher | Hiro Protagonist | Jared Jeyaretnam | jaj55@cam.ac.uk | Wolfson D5 | Trinity | No Water | |
Resurrected Rocksmasher | The small, suspicious-looking lemon pie sitting in the corner of the room, which Snow White has undoubtedly baked using the suspicious looking lemon because she's a moronic fairytale princess and they always are domestic goddesses | Mikaela Belcher | mab220@cam.ac.uk | Pearce Hostel, C7 | Trinity | No Water | Please, please, please don't stab my girlfriend. |
[L] Canary | Not So Sneaky | Tom Flynn | tmf36@cam.ac.uk | N/A | Queens' | No Water | I live in a house in Arbury. Please do not come to my house. You can find me in the CMS (maths building) most of the day on weekdays, and in your nightmares. |
[L] Canary | Dwarf Corpse 5 | Ben Weber | bw348@cam.ac.uk | M9 | St Catharine's | No Water | I have a bad habit of lingering around the college bar in the evenings |
[L] Canary | Mulch Diggums | Frederick Brewer | fb409@cam.ac.uk | Y18, Wilson Court | Fitzwilliam | No Water | I am a committee member for a society, and may be required to set up/set down pre/post meetings. Out of Bounds please whilst in the building (not just the room) where the meeting takes place. Umpire's addition - reminder that society meetings in general are OoB, as are people carrying kit or equipment to/from meetings. And always avoid disruption to the public. Kill him outside the building, please. |
[L] Canary | Gunilla Goodmountain | Ruby Tupling | ruby.tupling@live.co.uk | Room 26, Flat 6, University Court, 170a Lincoln Rd, Peterborough | ARU | No Water | Often at ARU. If dedicated enough to go to Peterborough, please don't kill my roommates. |
These have gone to the great doughnut shop in the sky:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | College |
---|---|---|---|
Fairest Of Them All | Snow White | Michael French | St. Catharine's |
Diamond Doc | Doc | Twm Stone | Christ's |
Diamond Doc | Doc | Twm Stone | Christ's |
Carbide Commander | Doc | Twm Stone | Christ's |
[L] Subterranean Superstar | Generic Dwarf Horde Member A | Michael Warman | Peterhouse |
Pickaxe Professional | Sneaky | Tom Flynn | Queens' |
[L] Pickaxe Professional | Gunilla Goodmountain | Ruby Tupling | ARU |
Resurrected Rocksmasher | Funky | James Brotherston | St Catharine's |
Resurrected Rocksmasher | Faquarl | Frederick Brewer | Fitzwilliam |
[D] Resurrected Rocksmasher | Hiro Protagonist | Jared Jeyaretnam | Trinity |
[D] Resurrected Rocksmasher | Gotrek Gurnisson | Christopher Martin | Emmanuel |
Resurrected Rocksmasher | The Inevitable Demise | Curtis James Reubens | St Catharine's |
[D] Resurrected Rocksmasher | A slightly dubious apple | Jonathan Phillips | St Catharine's |
[D] Resurrected Rocksmasher | The small, suspicious-looking lemon pie sitting in the corner of the room, which Snow White has undoubtedly baked using the suspicious looking lemon because she's a moronic fairytale princess and they always are domestic goddesses | Mikaela Belcher | Trinity |
Resurrected Rocksmasher | Takagi Keiji | Zhixian Duan | Selwyn |
Canary | Defunked | James Brotherston | St Catharine's |
Canary | Takagi Keiji | Zhixian Duan | Selwyn |
Crap Canary | Flonked | James Brotherston | St Catharine's |
Canary Fodder | Faladonkadonk | James Brotherston | St Catharine's |
Bird Seed | Donked | James Brotherston | St Catharine's |
And these are the names of those who turned to the dark side of the Force, and paid the price:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | College | Crime |
---|---|---|---|---|
[D] Treacherous Dog | Doc | Twm Stone | Christ's | Murdering a teammate in the police war. Also assassinating his own Umpire, conspiracy to treason, and many petty crimes. |
Pickaxe Professional | POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!!1! | Ben Weber | St Catharine's | Stabbed some innocents as part of a costume, decided to report it as assassins\' murder. |
Canary | It Happened | Curtis James Reubens | St Catharine's | Killed a police member. Because why not. |
Sub-Canary | Flunked | James Brotherston | St Catharine's | As a police member, killing someone for bearing not in self-defence. |
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