Position | Real Name | Pseudonym | Number of Kills | Conkers Score |
---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Alex Hibbert | The Gentleman AKA Brutus AKA The Dark Gentleman | 6 | 104 |
2 | Joe Tomkinson | Applied Mathematics AKA Week 5 depression AKA The Rychlik AKA Rain Dog | 8 | 15 |
2 | Steph Potten | Voltrix AKA nanospeed AKA muscle power mouse AKA MegaSmash AKA I panicked.... | 10 | 61 |
2 | Kimberley Ward | Seratos AKA Life-Insurance Payout Man! AKA Herald of Storms AKA THE DEVIL INCARNATE AKA G. H. Tam of the Rubik's Cube Club | 10 | 19 |
5 | Zhongyang Gu | O_O | 2 | 3 |
5 | Laura Theresa Lea Brandt | Laufi | 1 | 1 |
5 | Louise Davies | ( ͡° Í?Ê? ͡°) AKA Kappa | 2 | 2 |
5 | Robert Calvert | Bath Brawler | 0 | 0 |
5 | Paul Cosgrove | Shifty | 0 | 0 |
5 | Justin Christopher Yang | Little J | 0 | 0 |
11 | Daniel Storisteanu | Baloo | 1 | 1 |
12 | Joseph Hill | Azor Ahai | 1 | 1 |
13 | Alessandro Mariani | Postmodernist AKA Berserkr | 6 | 22 |
14 | Samuel Mackey | Dain II Ironfoot, Lord of the Iron Hills AKA The surprisingly psychotic and highly lethal back-packing madman AKA Judas AKA This game is shredding my nerves AKA Thranduil, King of Mirkwood | 8 | 10 |
15 | Jonathan Adlam | Bella Venezia | 3 | 4 |
16 | Ben Mortishire-Smith | Stealth Prawn AKA Stanley | 6 | 8 |
17 | Ben Schreiber | Peppercorn | 2 | 3 |
18 | Douglas Hall | Kane | 0 | 0 |
19 | Gabriel Cradden | Joaquin Vasquez | 4 | 5 |
20 | Zhixian Duan | The Terribly Imaginatively Named Dwarfy McDwarf | 1 | 1 |
21 | Katherine Gibson | globalnomad | 0 | 0 |
22 | Alexander Hardwick | The small, suspicious-looking lemon sitting in the corner of the room, which Snow White will undoubtedly notice and eat because she's a moronic fairytale princess and they always eat suspicious-looking foodstuffs because of plot reasons AKA gang5ta dw4rf y0 AKA These are the researches of Herodotus of Halicarnassus, which he publishes, in the hope of thereby preserving from decay the remembrance of what men have done, and of preventing the great and wonderful actions of the Greeks and the Barbarians from losing their due meed of glory; and withal to put on record what were their grounds of feuds. According to the Persians best informed in history, the Phoenicians began to quarrel. This people, who had formerly dwelt on the shores of the Erythraean Sea, having migrated to the Mediterranean and settled in the parts which they now inhabit, began at once, they say, to adventure on long voyages, freighting their vessels with the wares of Egypt and Assyria. They landed at many places on the coast, and among the rest at Argos, which was then preeminent above all the states included now under the common name of Hellas. Here they exposed their merchandise, and traded with the natives for five or six days; at the end of which time, when almost everything was sold, there came down to the beach a number of women, and among them the daughter of the king, who was, they say, agreeing in this with the Greeks, Io, the child of Inachus. The women were standing by the stern of the ship intent upon their purchases, when the Phoenicians, with a general shout, rushed upon them. The greater part made their escape, but some were seized and carried off. Io herself was among the captives. The Phoenicians put the women on board their vessel, and set sail for Egypt. Thus did Io pass into Egypt, according to the Persian story, which differs widely from the Phoenician: and thus commenced, according to their authors, the series of outrages. AKA all the lads AKA Shakespeare | 10 | 22 |
22 | Nakul Khanna | Darkstar | 1 | 1 |
24 | Stanislav Fort | Red Rum | 3 | 3 |
25 | Sebastian Zimmer | Double Dual | 1 | 1 |
26 | Kieran Gilday | ihavenoimagination | 0 | 0 |
27 | Andres Gonzalez | V | 0 | 0 |
27 | Yuan Zhang | H-O-H | 0 | 0 |
27 | Armand de Durfort | Mahatma Gandhi | 0 | 0 |
27 | Juliette Wise | Dr Reid | 0 | 0 |
27 | Sam Twist | Maximum Cucumber | 0 | 0 |
27 | Iulia M. Comsa | Lyra | 0 | 0 |
27 | Jason Tobias Deacon | Klor | 0 | 0 |
27 | Robert Carroll | Teduardo | 0 | 0 |
35 | Daniel Chiverton | Scarlet | 2 | 2 |
36 | Tom James | Paul | 0 | 0 |
37 | Pip Richards | Short Lived | 1 | 1 |
38 | Kuba Sanak | SaladButt | 0 | 0 |
39 | Katherine Darwent | Transparent Ghost | 0 | 0 |
40 | Salman Iftikhar | Don Corleone | 0 | 0 |
41 | Joseph Swartzentruber | Vash the Stampede | 0 | 0 |
42 | Mikaela Belcher | Febreezy AKA Shrek | 1 | 1 |
43 | Emma Miles | Blood Red | 0 | 0 |
44 | James Pigden | Snorri Gurnisson | 1 | 1 |
45 | Paul Vallis | The Legend Himself | 1 | 1 |
46 | Matt Almond | Bambi | 0 | 0 |
47 | Henry Dickie | I Used An Unsuitable Pseudonym, Then Totally Failed To Provide A Replacement AKA D. F. Gins | 2 | 2 |
48 | Catherine Foot | Catfish | 0 | 0 |
49 | Alex Rossiter | Hindenburg | 0 | 0 |
50 | James Brett | Hugor Hill | 0 | 0 |
51 | Oli Stubbs | Brown Dog | 0 | 0 |
52 | Hannah Close | Frau Strudel | 1 | 8 |
53 | Xiaoya Xun | xunkaixin | 0 | 0 |
54 | Felix Evans | Dentist of Detroit | 0 | 0 |
55 | Bui Hoang Van | Homocidal Fairytale | 1 | 1 |
56 | Choong Ling Liew-Cain | Riptide | 1 | 1 |
57 | James Scott | Sir Lord Scott | 0 | 0 |
58 | Aiden Chan | Ace of Diamonds | 0 | 0 |
59 | Yuhan Peng | Sonic Hedgehog Like That Gene | 0 | 0 |
60 | Ellie Holderness | Havelock | 1 | 1 |
61 | Aatif Sayed | A-SQUARED | 0 | 0 |
62 | Marta Chlubek | Geraldine Barker AKA Diamond Breeze | 3 | 3 |
63 | Jordan Holgate | The Guaranteed Eternal Sanctuary Man | 0 | 0 |
63 | Henry Faull | Bagel Barrage | 0 | 0 |
63 | Kevin Lin | Raskolnikov | 0 | 0 |
66 | Alexander Piskunov | RedSquare | 0 | 0 |
67 | Peter Dennison | Muhammed Li | 0 | 0 |
68 | Zhen Zhen | April Chan | 0 | 0 |
69 | Jiabing Yan | Assassin Jiabing | 0 | 0 |
70 | James Kendall | Lazy Fox | 1 | 1 |
71 | Matthew Coates | Brick House | 0 | 0 |
72 | Dorina Pokai | Firequeen101 | 0 | 0 |
73 | Oliver Hulme | Letisha Al-Sadd | 1 | 1 |
74 | Karolina Hes | Vinnie | 0 | 0 |
75 | Joseph McGuchan | The Mysterious Lighthouse Keeper, Old One-Eyed John | 1 | 1 |
76 | Ben Anson | ocsaif | 0 | 0 |
77 | Tom Wordsworth | Alexander of the Corner Dairy | 0 | 0 |
78 | Jonathan Phillips | A small, innocent rabbit | 0 | 0 |
79 | Ben Bambrough | Dead Magpie | 0 | 0 |
80 | Abi Miller | Salt & Pepper | 0 | 0 |
80 | PS | Ebony | 0 | 0 |
80 | Kahill Sarronwala | Slenderman | 0 | 0 |
80 | Ben Smith | Tinkerbell | 0 | 0 |
80 | William Corbyn | Carmen Sandiego | 0 | 0 |
80 | Robert J Shearme | Natural Selection | 0 | 0 |
80 | Anoshan Ananthajeyasri | Zodiac | 0 | 0 |
80 | Jonathan Michael Foonlan Tsang | Coiled Snake | 0 | 0 |
80 | Shail Desai | Sitting Duck | 0 | 0 |
80 | Omar Sabbagh | SilentSky | 0 | 0 |
80 | Mark Cooper | Snail | 0 | 0 |
80 | Aimeric Malter | Hatter | 0 | 0 |
80 | Lauren McGinney | Eatmyapple | 0 | 0 |
80 | Isabella Luta | Bloody Bobbins | 0 | 0 |
80 | Johnathan Doyle | Illumina7us | 0 | 0 |
80 | Yiting Cao | Wayne | 0 | 0 |
80 | William John Peter Scott | Kebab Monkey | 0 | 0 |
98 | Wahdana Bilal | Sir Killsalot | 0 | 0 |
98 | Samuel Williams-Dunning | El Duno | 0 | 0 |
99 | Ben Martineau | Jebediah Kerman | 0 | 0 |
100 | Basil Woods | Loony | 0 | 0 |
101 | Peter Jordan | Wee Dangerous Spike | 0 | 0 |
102 | Sam James | SAM | 0 | 0 |
103 | Zheneng Xie | Makemake | 0 | 0 |
104 | Simon James Houghton | Simey | 0 | 0 |
105 | Robin McCorkell | Xeno | 0 | 0 |
106 | Do Vinh Anh Nguyen | Ice-Grimm | 0 | 0 |
107 | Elise Hagan | Midge | 0 | 0 |
108 | Laurence Jack Stanley Samuels | Dmitri Ivanov | 1 | 1 |
109 | Emma Simkin | Khaleesi (whispered) | 0 | 0 |
110 | Emilia Monell | Simba | 0 | 0 |
111 | Daniel Wong | Shy | 0 | 0 |
112 | Tommy Sun | Apollo | 0 | 0 |
113 | Juliet Armstrong | Kris Marshall | 2 | 2 |
113 | Hani El-Bay | Salah-al-Din Abdelwaheb AKA Admiral General Aladeen of Wadiya | 4 | 7 |
115 | James Timmins | Person in Crowd #3 | 0 | 0 |
116 | Andrew Sam McFarthing | Dedekind Cuts | 0 | 0 |
117 | Eloise Sinclair | thesoulessvino | 0 | 0 |
118 | Xiang Hao | Madara | 2 | 2 |
119 | Ben Igielman | No-one | 1 | 1 |
120 | Josh Garfinkel | The White Rabbit | 0 | 0 |
121 | Yu She | Sleepy panda | 0 | 0 |
122 | Joshua Bell | Gul Dukat | 0 | 0 |
123 | Nathan Dean | A Rather Uninteresting Dwarf | 0 | 0 |
124 | Monsheil Kahai | meh | 0 | 0 |
125 | Simon Percelay | Basil Hawkins | 0 | 0 |
126 | Dimitrije Erdeljan | Urist | 0 | 0 |
127 | Jamie Bernardi | Locke | 0 | 0 |
128 | Alexis de Vivenot | Laddergoat | 0 | 0 |
129 | Danny He | The Fitz Foe | 0 | 0 |
130 | Kai Johns | Adam Stone | 0 | 0 |
131 | Harry Sarson | Olaf Prot | 0 | 0 |
132 | Ben Shergold | Jon Snow | 1 | 1 |
133 | Curtis James Reubens | Jessica Stuurm-Breen AKA I Grew Up Milky | 2 | 2 |
134 | Christopher Bowring | Ishmael | 0 | 0 |
135 | Joshua Blake | Dr. Smith | 0 | 0 |
136 | John Tothill | The Jellied Baby | 0 | 0 |
137 | Christian Mok | Middlemarch | 0 | 0 |
138 | Mattie Wechsler | Polysyndeton | 1 | 1 |
139 | Christopher Martin | Looking-For-Princess | 0 | 0 |
140 | Lauren Perry | Guiness Girl | 0 | 0 |
141 | Jared Jeyaretnam | Anon. Y. Moose | 0 | 0 |
142 | Marios Michael | Rocker_in_m | 0 | 0 |
143 | Ilona Szabo | Potter | 0 | 0 |
144 | Javan Heales | Javalar | 0 | 0 |
145 | Edward Enrique Bottomley | Hedja | 0 | 0 |
146 | Frederick Brewer | Pontius Pilate | 0 | 0 |
147 | Joseph Gregory | Sirrah | 0 | 0 |
148 | Benjamin Edwards | The Sleepless Sheep | 0 | 0 |
149 | Eva Higginbotham | Nala | 0 | 0 |
150 | Luke Kirby | Friendly Target | 0 | 0 |
151 | Peter Adefioye | Six Hours Late, And Not Even A Pseudonym | 0 | 0 |
152 | Joseph Scott | Carrot Man, The Superhero Whose Superpower Is Seeing In The Dark Except Not Because Carrots Don't Really Help With That Instead He Just Hits People With Carrots | 0 | 0 |
153 | Shyam Dhokia | Chocolate Milk | 0 | 0 |
154 | Marcell Fekete | Ink | 0 | 0 |
155 | Ross Duncan | Dr McKill-kill | 0 | 0 |
156 | Ben Morley | Hat | 0 | 0 |
156 | James Brotherston | ----- ----------- | 0 | 0 |
158 | Benedict McConnell | Aloysius | 0 | 0 |
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