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Friday, 16 October
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00:00 AM]
Snow White would like to help people share some chocolate love!Saturday, 17 October
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00:18 AM]
A short game for Aloysius (Benedict McConnell), as Letisha Al-Sadd's knife flashes in the dark.
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08:30 AM]
Poetry from The small, suspicious-looking lemon sitting in the corner of the room, which Snow White will undoubtedly notice and eat because she's a moronic fairytale princess and they always eat suspicious-looking foodstuffs because of plot reasons, to make up for a fruitless morning....
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11:00 AM]
Scarlet watches the weaponsmakers, but no chance to show them his work.
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11:30 AM]
Illegal fire in a dining hall leaves Jon Snow alive but scarred, and Dr McKill-kill wanted!
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13:15 PM]
Double kill outside the lecture hall, as Hat (Ben Morley) makes a sneaky play, only to be stabbed by I Grew Up Milky, who also then stabbed ----- ----------- (James Brotherston) for drawing his knife.
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16:00 PM]
Vengeance is swift, as Jon Snow kills Dr McKill-kill (Ross Duncan) with the old classic.
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17:00 PM]
The sword is mightier than the pen, as No-one stabs Ink (Marcell Fekete) in the side.
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18:10 PM]
Chills go down Ice-Grimm's spine as he narrowly escapes.
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19:40 PM]
Duffed up duo, The Gentleman and friend, spill the blood of Chocolate Milk (Shyam Dhokia)Sunday, 18 October
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00:30 AM]
A disappointing lack of carrot-based kills, as Carrot Man, The Superhero Whose Superpower Is Seeing In The Dark Except Not Because Carrots Don't Really Help With That Instead He Just Hits People With Carrots (Joseph Scott) is eliminated early by Dmitri Ivanov.
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01:30 AM]
Suspicious notes? Pontius Pilate is most displeased....
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11:10 AM]
More poetry, still nothing. If The small, suspicious-looking lemon sitting in the corner of the room, which Snow White will undoubtedly notice and eat because she's a moronic fairytale princess and they always eat suspicious-looking foodstuffs because of plot reasons ever kills, we may get a whole ode...
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13:00 PM]
Join late, leave early for Six Hours Late, And Not Even A Pseudonym (Peter Adefioye) as Homocidal Fairytale lives up to what they think their name says.
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13:25 PM]
Strange shenanigans - Sirrah forced to knife an innocent, entirely reasonably.
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16:00 PM]
Friendly Target (Luke Kirby) makes a raid on the mountains, to be killed at the gates by I Used An Unsuitable Pseudonym, Then Totally Failed To Provide A Replacement with Dain II Ironfoot, Lord of the Iron Hills helping.
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16:30 PM]
No maned saviour for Nala (Eva Higginbotham), as Polysyndeton comes with a knife.
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17:30 PM]
Punctuation still escapes ihavenoimagination, as do his attackers.
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18:00 PM]
A long day's sleuthing for The Gentleman, Transparent Ghost and co.
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18:50 PM]
Despite a medic on the scene, Madara makes short work of Sirrah (Joseph Gregory)'s life.
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19:55 PM]
Et Tu, Bwute? Havelock knifes Pontius Pilate (Frederick Brewer) with no remorse.
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22:15 PM]
Javalar, Letisha Al-Sadd and the late Aloysius (Benedict McConnell) go to kill Stealth Prawn, but the kill is annulled for illegal necromancy.Monday, 19 October
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10:00 AM]
Head-split for Hedja (Edward Enrique Bottomley) as Dain II Ironfoot, Lord of the Iron Hills's axe gets some exercise.
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11:00 AM]
Js and Vs everywhere, as Joaquin Vasquez kills Javalar (Javan Heales).
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11:45 AM]
Missed: mail and murder. Gul Dukat fails to deliver.
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13:00 PM]
Seratos gets a message through, but doesn't get a kill.
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13:15 PM]
Rocker_in_m gets close enough to stab Snail, but through illicit means - kill annulled and Rocker_in_m goes Wanted!
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15:20 PM]
Narrow miss for Azor Ahai - but hey, free knife from Laddergoat.
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16:22 PM]
Competition begins for the coveted Leek and Safe award.
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18:15 PM]
Sorrow abounds, as The Gentleman makes short work of Potter (Ilona Szabo).
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18:59 PM]
Is there a Doctor in the room? One that hasn't shot Rocker_in_m (Marios Michael) for his crimes?
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20:40 PM]
That doctor arrives in the form of Laddergoat, but it's too late for poor Rocker_in_m (Marios Michael)....
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22:15 PM]
A valiant but lamentable defence from Anon. Y. Moose (Jared Jeyaretnam), stabbing just-happened-to-be-in-the-vicinity-Doc's leg, but dying to a bullet from behind from Madara.
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22:30 PM]
Despite valiant medical attention, Geraldine Barker kills off Guiness Girl (Lauren Perry) only inches from room-based safety.Tuesday, 20 October
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11:00 AM]
Another short stay on the Wanted List, as Looking-For-Princess (Christopher Martin) is 'cured' by Doc.
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13:07 PM]
A kill by The small, suspicious-looking lemon sitting in the corner of the room, which Snow White will undoubtedly notice and eat because she's a moronic fairytale princess and they always eat suspicious-looking foodstuffs because of plot reasons at last! Bad luck, Polysyndeton (Mattie Wechsler). Where's our novella?
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14:20 PM]
Better luck this time for Seratos, successfully dispatching Middlemarch (Christian Mok) as planned.
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15:02 PM]
Stab stab - deadly dagger of Kris Marshall ends The Jellied Baby (John Tothill)'s life.
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15:52 PM]
Remorse fails to register with Geraldine Barker after the cold murder of Dr. Smith (Joshua Blake).
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22:45 PM]
Ishmael (Christopher Bowring) too busy looking for whales, as Stealth Prawn swims up behind.Wednesday, 21 October
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08:35 AM]
The small, suspicious-looking lemon sitting in the corner of the room, which Snow White will undoubtedly notice and eat because she's a moronic fairytale princess and they always eat suspicious-looking foodstuffs because of plot reasons strikes again! - with poetry, not with kills.
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10:00 AM]
A deadly application of pure force, as Applied Mathematics knifes Jessica Stuurm-Breen AKA I Grew Up Milky (Curtis James Reubens) outside lectures.
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13:00 PM]
Jon Snow (Ben Shergold) falls to Salah-al-Din Abdelwaheb's knife...
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13:45 PM]
...and Salah-al-Din Abdelwaheb again takes Olaf Prot (Harry Sarson)'s life.
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15:05 PM]
Adam Stone (Kai Johns)'s ghost delivers a message from Seratos.
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15:30 PM]
Strike 3 for Admiral General Aladeen of Wadiya, as The Fitz Foe (Danny He) bleeds out. Very impressive.
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16:30 PM]
No-one finds no-one while looking for Voltrix.
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19:30 PM]
Nobody home, but at least The Gentleman and Transparent Ghost (and this time Geraldine Barker) keep trying.
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22:10 PM]
Laddergoat (Alexis de Vivenot) slips off the mortal ladder - or were they pushed by Febreezy?Thursday, 22 October
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08:40 AM]
Short and sweet from The small, suspicious-looking lemon sitting in the corner of the room, which Snow White will undoubtedly notice and eat because she's a moronic fairytale princess and they always eat suspicious-looking foodstuffs because of plot reasons, just like Locke (Jamie Bernardi)'s life.
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09:57 AM]
Surprise! Urist (Dimitrije Erdeljan) notices Scarlet far too late.
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11:03 AM]
Stealth Prawn lives up to his name once more, as Basil Hawkins (Simon Percelay) dies quietly.
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11:55 AM]
Murder most foul, of the English language. And also of meh (Monsheil Kahai), by gang5ta dw4rf y0.
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15:38 PM]
Nothing still for Gul Dukat....
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16:00 PM]
Not so lazy for Lazy Fox, as A Rather Uninteresting Dwarf (Nathan Dean) dies unremarkably.
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16:05 PM]
Salt & Pepper tries to kill Natural Selection but the Umpire disallows the weapon and makes Salt & Pepper Wanted! Get your weapons checked, kids....
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17:03 PM]
Gul Dukat(Joshua Bell)'s attack gets him killed, but Kris Marshall goes Wanted for the death of a friend!
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18:45 PM]
Clinically cold for Voltrix, sorry Sleepy panda (Yu She)....
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19:30 PM]
The Postmodernist makes no kills. It's probably performance art.
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20:30 PM]
Attempts, and nothing but, for Stealth Prawn and globalnomad.Friday, 23 October
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08:40 AM]
Dain II Ironfoot, Lord of the Iron Hills tries to bring down Kris Marshall, but the criminal gets away...this time.
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17:36 PM]
No blood spilled as Blood Red not in for Admiral General Aladeen of Wadiya's blade.
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17:40 PM]
Paranoid Life-Insurance Payout Man! shoots The White Rabbit (Josh Garfinkel) - for carrying a mere pen, and thus goes Wanted.
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18:00 PM]
Who's dead? No-one! Aka Ben Igielman, thanks to Voltrix's cunning.
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21:09 PM]
Madara has a glass too many, stabs Chief of Police Doc, goes very doomedly Wanted.
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21:15 PM]
Unsurprisingly, Chief of Police Doc kills his Wanted killer Madara (Xiang Hao).
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23:37 PM]
An attack on Stealth Prawn by Dmitri Ivanov, but no injuries sustained.Saturday, 24 October
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00:55 AM]
Lock your doors, Short Lived is about - and he's already killed thesoulessvino (Eloise Sinclair)....
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12:15 PM]
Chess chase catastrophe as Bella Venezia tails Dedekind Cuts (Andrew Sam McFarthing) to death.
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14:30 PM]
A misaimed strike by Person in Crowd #3 (James Timmins) goes the worst possible way, as Geraldine Barker gets the counter-kill!
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20:00 PM]
Admiral General Aladeen of Wadiya goes hunting, but fails to find both Blood Red and ( ͡° Í?Ê? ͡°).
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20:20 PM]
Kris Marshall's innocent friend killed - again - by Policeperson Gunilla Goodmountain by accident.
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21:00 PM]
Short Lived makes attempts - no luck anywhere.
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22:00 PM]
Conspiracy theories abound about Kane's lack of progress.Sunday, 25 October
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18:30 PM]
A red wedding for Salah-al-Din Abdelwaheb AKA Admiral General Aladeen of Wadiya (Hani El-Bay) and Kris Marshall (Juliet Armstrong), as groom kills bride, and Frau Strudel kills groom.Monday, 26 October
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08:50 AM]
Payment denied for Apollo (Tommy Sun). Take it up with Life-Insurance Payout Man!
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11:00 AM]
Shy or not, Shy (Daniel Wong) gets sought out and killed by Dain II Ironfoot, Lord of the Iron Hills.
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11:34 AM]
Stanley. Stanley. Stanley. Stanley. The late Simba (Emilia Monell). Stanley.
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12:00 PM]
Simple, but effective. Joaquin Vasquez knifes Khaleesi (whispered) (Emma Simkin).
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13:00 PM]
gang5ta dw4rf y0 is slow. But, they're offering prizes to Kane at least.
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16:05 PM]
Offense is the best defence for Stealth Prawn, killing their assassin Dmitri Ivanov (Laurence Jack Stanley Samuels).
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20:45 PM]
No cigar, but third time lucky for Shifty?Tuesday, 27 October
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16:00 PM]
Orignality isn't always required, as Riptide knifes Midge (Elise Hagan).Wednesday, 28 October
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11:37 AM]
Bang bang, Ice-Grimm (Do Vinh Anh Nguyen) gunned down by The Legend Himself.
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16:49 PM]
The Horde begins its march, but Salt & Pepper isn't in.
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17:00 PM]
Bath Brawler goes on a vast attempt.
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23:18 PM]
Much to no-one's surprise, The small, suspicious-looking lemon sitting in the corner of the room, which Snow White will undoubtedly notice and eat because she's a moronic fairytale princess and they always eat suspicious-looking foodstuffs because of plot reasons fails to be killed on his travels.Thursday, 29 October
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09:55 AM]
All glory to the gods of Azor Ahai, as Xeno (Robin McCorkell) becomes a sacrifice.
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17:15 PM]
( ͡° Í?Ê? ͡°) hunts Azor Ahai, Simey (Simon James Houghton) rushes to defend but dies trying!
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18:15 PM]
Ring ring. It's Peppercorn with one death for Makemake (Zheneng Xie), hand-delivered.Friday, 30 October
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12:59 PM]
Stab, stab, stabbity stab. Darkstar kills Wee Dangerous Spike (Peter Jordan) as the competence-grabbing begins.
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13:45 PM]
...Stabbity stab! SilentSky gets a sword involved, but Wee Dangerous Spike (Peter Jordan) is already dead!
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15:17 PM]
What even is a kill? Postmodernist still doesn't know.
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19:07 PM]
Still no luck for Postmodernist, but much existentialism.
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19:36 PM]
Classic Assassins-style misdirection gets Loony (Basil Woods) killed by Scarlet.
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20:00 PM]
Yup, three times will do it. Jebediah Kerman (Ben Martineau) falls to The Terribly Imaginatively Named Dwarfy McDwarf.
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22:55 PM]
A decent set of attempts at killing and/or not getting lost by Tinkerbell. Failed at both.Saturday, 31 October
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14:00 PM]
Oh what a day, what a lovely day!
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16:52 PM]
Furious George kills Dead Magpie (Ben Bambrough), apparently!Sunday, 1 November
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11:30 AM]
The Inevitable Demise (Curtis James Reubens) and Flunked attempt on POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!!1!, but a Corrupt-earning betrayal happens!
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12:30 PM]
Lying through his teeth, corrupt policeman Flunked kills corrupt policeman POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!!1! (Ben Weber).
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14:00 PM]
Faquarl goes hunting, but finds nothing but dead people.
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17:00 PM]
Despite various people's intentions, nanospeed kills Faquarl (Frederick Brewer), Flunked (James Brotherston) and A small, innocent rabbit (Jonathan Phillips). Whoops.
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18:30 PM]
Joaquin Vasquez shoots Vinnie illegally, goes Wanted, The Mysterious Lighthouse Keeper, Old One-Eyed John attempts to cash that in (too early!), Joaquin Vasquez shoots them too!Monday, 2 November
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10:03 AM]
Doc carries on cleaning up, RIP Alexander of the Corner Dairy (Tom Wordsworth).
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10:15 AM]
As vengeance for the earlier vengeance kill, It Happened knifes Flonked (James Brotherston).
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12:58 PM]
What a fiasco for ocsaif (Ben Anson), as The small, suspicious-looking lemon sitting in the corner of the room, which Snow White will undoubtedly notice and eat because she's a moronic fairytale princess and they always eat suspicious-looking foodstuffs because of plot reasons strikes again.
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13:17 PM]
Redemption for Joaquin Vasquez, as The Mysterious Lighthouse Keeper, Old One-Eyed John (Joseph McGuchan) falls to him. For real this time.
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15:00 PM]
And for an encore, Joaquin Vasquez kills Vinnie (Karolina Hes). For real this time.
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18:27 PM]
Proving the potential for legal dining-hall kills, Stanley takes the life of Letisha Al-Sadd (Oliver Hulme).
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20:25 PM]
It Happened (Curtis James Reubens) stabs Faladonkadonk (James Brotherston) to save his Corrupt hide; is stabbed by muscle power mouse regardless.
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21:30 PM]
Once again, Assassin Jiabing's corpse is attacked. This time by The Gentleman and Transparent Ghost.Tuesday, 3 November
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08:30 AM]
Life-Insurance Payout Man! hunts inco Firequeen101 (Dorina Pokai), who kills them, but that kill is annulled, meanwhile gang5ta dw4rf y0 kills some innocents and goes Wanted, but also manages to kill Dorina Pokai!
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13:30 PM]
Doc duels the Wanted gang5ta dw4rf y0, but the only casualty is an arm.
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14:30 PM]
Doc kills incompetent Brick House (Matthew Coates) with ease.
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21:15 PM]
O_O sets a ferocious beast on Lazy Fox (James Kendall).
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23:08 PM]
Snow White abandons the life of innocence, rolls up her sleeves, and kills Assassin Jiabing (Jiabing Yan).Wednesday, 4 November
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09:50 AM]
gang5ta dw4rf y0 kills April Chan, (Zhen Zhen), redeems themselves from the Wanted List, and delivers a very impressive speech.
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16:40 PM]
The Gentleman goes hunting for incompetents; two escape, but Muhammed Li (Peter Dennison) doesn't make it.
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17:25 PM]
Thorin Oakenshield kills RedSquare (Alexander Piskunov), finally completing his quest.
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18:20 PM]
Medic? Medic! Doc triples up, wiping out Bagel Barrage (Henry Faull), The Guaranteed Eternal Sanctuary Man (Jordan Holgate), and Raskolnikov (Kevin Lin).Thursday, 5 November
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11:15 AM]
Winning the prize having a nym much longer than the report, failing the prize of achieving anything of note, it's....
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13:05 PM]
Seratos decides murder beats sleep, as Geraldine Barker AKA Diamond Breeze (Marta Chlubek) dies.
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19:23 PM]
Generic Dwarf Horde Member A kills A-SQUARED (Aatif Sayed). Some pun about the letter A. This isn't easy, you know.
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21:20 PM]
Doc (Twm Stone) gets Shrekt. I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.Friday, 6 November
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10:03 AM]
Applied Mathematics keeps it simple, stabbing Havelock (Ellie Holderness) outside their lectures.
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12:00 PM]
Sonic Hedgehog Like That Gene (Yuhan Peng) isn't as fast as nanospeed, to their detriment.
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15:54 PM]
Ace of Diamonds (Aiden Chan) is trumped by the ever-watchful Doc.Saturday, 7 November
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12:47 PM]
I think this is aimed at you, Doc.
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16:12 PM]
Cake or Death? Bella Venezia serves both to Sir Lord Scott (James Scott).
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16:30 PM]
RIP Riptide (Choong Ling Liew-Cain), as Voltrix defends their home.
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17:15 PM]
Generic Dwarf Horde Member A and Generic Dwarf Horde Member D go hunting, Homocidal Fairytale (Bui Hoang Van) is found and dispatched.Sunday, 8 November
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14:00 PM]
The Dentist of Detroit (Felix Evans) is no match for Stealth Prawn.Monday, 9 November
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08:30 AM]
O_O ends the game for xunkaixin (Xiaoya Xun).
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13:10 PM]
Frau Strudel (Hannah Close) dies to the bullet of These are the researches of Herodotus of Halicarnassus, which he publishes, in the hope of thereby preserving from decay the remembrance of what men have done, and of preventing the great and wonderful actions of the Greeks and the Barbarians from losing their due meed of glory; and withal to put on record what were their grounds of feuds. According to the Persians best informed in history, the Phoenicians began to quarrel. This people, who had formerly dwelt on the shores of the Erythraean Sea, having migrated to the Mediterranean and settled in the parts which they now inhabit, began at once, they say, to adventure on long voyages, freighting their vessels with the wares of Egypt and Assyria. They landed at many places on the coast, and among the rest at Argos, which was then preeminent above all the states included now under the common name of Hellas. Here they exposed their merchandise, and traded with the natives for five or six days; at the end of which time, when almost everything was sold, there came down to the beach a number of women, and among them the daughter of the king, who was, they say, agreeing in this with the Greeks, Io, the child of Inachus. The women were standing by the stern of the ship intent upon their purchases, when the Phoenicians, with a general shout, rushed upon them. The greater part made their escape, but some were seized and carried off. Io herself was among the captives. The Phoenicians put the women on board their vessel, and set sail for Egypt. Thus did Io pass into Egypt, according to the Persian story, which differs widely from the Phoenician: and thus commenced, according to their authors, the series of outrages..
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16:24 PM]
Dark rituals continue, so long Brown Dog (Oli Stubbs).Tuesday, 10 November
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11:00 AM]
Dopey finally makes a kill, RIP Hugor Hill (James Brett).
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21:00 PM]
The Hindenburg (Alex Rossiter) goes down in the night, as the Herald of Storms strikes.Wednesday, 11 November
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13:10 PM]
Another [long way away]ian down, The surprisingly psychotic and highly lethal back-packing madman eliminates Catfish (Catherine Foot).
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15:25 PM]
Betrayal by Judas! (That's convenient). RIP I Used An Unsuitable Pseudonym, Then Totally Failed To Provide A Replacement AKA D. F. Gins (Henry Dickie).Thursday, 12 November
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11:30 AM]
Relived trauma for many a player, as MegaSmash shoots Bambi (Matt Almond).
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12:55 PM]
The Legend Himself (Paul Vallis) falls, despite the name, to all the lads.
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17:00 PM]
The bell tolls for Snorri Gurnisson (James Pigden), thanks to Peppercorn.
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18:00 PM]
The Postmodernist contemplates the meaning of waiting, and not much else.
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23:55 PM]
The thespian life is hard, as Week 5 depression takes its toll on Blood Red (Emma Miles).Friday, 13 November
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11:00 AM]
Shakespeare astounds us all, both with his verse, and his treachery; as Febreezy AKA Shrek (Mikaela Belcher) is killed.
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14:00 PM]
Postmodernist still desperate for meaning and/or success.
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14:40 PM]
( ͡° Í?Ê? ͡°) spares Vash the Stampede (Joseph Swartzentruber) from thunderbolting, the Assassin's way.
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17:56 PM]
An alarming display of competence from The Rychlik, as two previous duellists fall in one day - one deceased, and the other Don Corleone (Salman Iftikhar).
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21:53 PM]
Doc makes sure Transparent Ghost (Katherine Darwent) is dead, ghost or otherwise.
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22:15 PM]
Zeus continues to inspire betrayals, this time Baloo killing SaladButt (Kuba Sanak).
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23:30 PM]
Short Lived (Pip Richards) finally lives up to their name, during an attack on Bella Venezia.Saturday, 14 November
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12:00 PM]
The small, suspicious-looking lemon sitting in the corner of the room, which Snow White will undoubtedly notice and eat because she's a moronic fairytale princess and they always eat suspicious-looking foodstuffs because of plot reasons takes a moment to discuss Postmodernist's linguistics.
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16:15 PM]
The surprisingly psychotic and highly lethal back-packing madman kills Paul (Tom James), but only after killing a lookalike, and goes Wanted!
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18:32 PM]
Brutus and Gunilla Goodmountain go on several attempts throughout the day.
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18:55 PM]
Everyone loves a good ambush. Herald of Storms wipes out Scarlet (Daniel Chiverton)!Sunday, 15 November
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11:25 AM]
Betrayal, again, by Judas, again, this time of ihavenoimagination (Kieran Gilday).
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13:15 PM]
A rebuttal and a kill from Postmodernist, the latter of Double Dual (Sebastian Zimmer).
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19:20 PM]
Some regrets for The Rychlik, as friend Red Rum (Stanislav Fort) is struck down.Monday, 16 November
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11:00 AM]
Darkstar (Nakul Khanna) is attacked by two assassins, The small, suspicious-looking lemon sitting in the corner of the room, which Snow White will undoubtedly notice and eat because she's a moronic fairytale princess and they always eat suspicious-looking foodstuffs because of plot reasons AKA gang5ta dw4rf y0 AKA These are the researches of Herodotus of Halicarnassus, which he publishes, in the hope of thereby preserving from decay the remembrance of what men have done, and of preventing the great and wonderful actions of the Greeks and the Barbarians from losing their due meed of glory; and withal to put on record what were their grounds of feuds. According to the Persians best informed in history, the Phoenicians began to quarrel. This people, who had formerly dwelt on the shores of the Erythraean Sea, having migrated to the Mediterranean and settled in the parts which they now inhabit, began at once, they say, to adventure on long voyages, freighting their vessels with the wares of Egypt and Assyria. They landed at many places on the coast, and among the rest at Argos, which was then preeminent above all the states included now under the common name of Hellas. Here they exposed their merchandise, and traded with the natives for five or six days; at the end of which time, when almost everything was sold, there came down to the beach a number of women, and among them the daughter of the king, who was, they say, agreeing in this with the Greeks, Io, the child of Inachus. The women were standing by the stern of the ship intent upon their purchases, when the Phoenicians, with a general shout, rushed upon them. The greater part made their escape, but some were seized and carried off. Io herself was among the captives. The Phoenicians put the women on board their vessel, and set sail for Egypt. Thus did Io pass into Egypt, according to the Persian story, which differs widely from the Phoenician: and thus commenced, according to their authors, the series of outrages. AKA all the lads AKA Shakespeare (Alexander Hardwick) getting the kill, but MegaSmash getting him!
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12:06 PM]
nanospeed takes down globalnomad (Katherine Gibson) outside her lectures.
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13:20 PM]
The Gentleman continues to struggle with a zombie infestation, murdering Katherine Gibson's corpse.
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19:20 PM]
Despite their valiant defense recently, The Terribly Imaginatively Named Dwarfy McDwarf (Zhixian Duan) falls to The Rychlik.Tuesday, 17 November
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20:15 PM]
Doc (Twm Stone) gets killed in suspicious dealings by Snow White, Donked (James Brotherston) also killed.
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20:17 PM]
Mulch Diggums also apparently involved, seemingly for good, in the plans on Snow White.Wednesday, 18 November
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08:45 AM]
Postmodernist's contemplations interrupted by the murder of Joaquin Vasquez (Gabriel Cradden).
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11:00 AM]
Seratos attacked by a mystery assassin....Thursday, 19 November
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09:45 AM]
Generic Dwarf Horde Member A beats Zeus to the punch, killing Kane (Douglas Hall) in a duel.
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12:00 PM]
Police member Judge Bread eliminates inco Peppercorn (Ben Schreiber), Seratos has something to say.
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18:45 PM]
Murder of the fair Snow White!
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22:00 PM]
A eulogy from Postmodernist. How nice.
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22:10 PM]
Berserkr goes Wanted for murdering a Little J lookalike!Friday, 20 November
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08:45 AM]
No luck for Thranduil, King of Mirkwood.
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10:45 AM]
Thranduil, King of Mirkwood attempts on wanted criminals.
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12:00 PM]
Chaos outside a lecture theatre - only casualty is I panicked.... killing Stealth Prawn AKA Stanley (Ben Mortishire-Smith).
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17:30 PM]
First blood of the Police War, as This Is Getting Ridonkulous kills A slightly dubious apple (Jonathan Phillips).
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17:40 PM]
Rain Dog targets a live player, but kills police Takagi Keiji (Zhixian Duan) instead.Saturday, 21 November
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19:20 PM]
The Gentleman and Gunilla Goodmountain (Ruby Tupling) attempt on Bath Brawler; Gunilla doesn't make it.Sunday, 22 November
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17:15 PM]
Another death to the dark side, Hiro Protagonist (Jared Jeyaretnam) falls to Shirley you can't be serious.Monday, 23 November
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08:50 AM]
Another one down, as Bella Venezia (Jonathan Adlam) falls to G. H. Tam of the Rubik's Cube Club.
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09:00 AM]
Berserkr makes the Duel, killing Forerunner Dain II Ironfoot, Lord of the Iron Hills AKA The surprisingly psychotic and highly lethal back-packing madman AKA Judas AKA This game is shredding my nerves AKA Thranduil, King of Mirkwood (Samuel Mackey).
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10:38 AM]
Another war casualty - Generic Dwarf Horde Member A takes out The small, suspicious-looking lemon pie sitting in the corner of the room, which Snow White has undoubtedly baked using the suspicious looking lemon because she's a moronic fairytale princess and they always are domestic goddesses (Mikaela Belcher).Tuesday, 24 November
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15:30 PM]
Doc has a message for a superior policeman, Generic Dwarf Horde Member A.
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18:05 PM]
A bad day for the Dark Side, as their leader Doc kills Gotrek Gurnisson (Christopher Martin)
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18:40 PM]
It's plain to see//That the evil inside of me//Is on the rise. The Dark Gentleman eliminates Postmodernist AKA Berserkr (Alessandro Mariani), taking a Forerunner spot!
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22:00 PM]
Last minute policing by Klumsi and Kronick leaves Azor Ahai (Joseph Hill) and Takagi Keiji (Zhixian Duan) dead.Wednesday, 25 November
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17:20 PM]
Doc redeems the Light Side, slightly, killing our champion Generic Dwarf Horde Member A (Michael Warman).
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23:58 PM]
A game-end note from The Gentleman.
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23:59 PM]
The Game is over! Only the Duel remains...Wednesday, 2 December
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