This is the list of incompetents:
This is the list of incompetent police:
Real Name | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Rank | Pseudonym | Notes |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Chris Smowton | 51P | Churchill College | No Water | Agent | Nurse Fletcher-Brown | |
Samuel Borin | Room 8, 42 Lensfield Road | Downing College | No Water | Constable | The Marmite Monster | Please don't shoot my girlfriend - she doesn't appreciate it, and I am not responsible for her retaliation. I am male, just in case you hadn't guessed, so it should be easy to tell the difference between me and her. Also don't shoot my next door neighbour. He is also male, but does not look like me. I do not advise hiding in the kitchen - there is currently a wasp infestation. Also, please do not use water weapons on me if I am carrying my violin. The violin definitely doesn't appreciate it. |
Alexander James Barron Higgs | Room 19 I block | Downing College | No Water | Zombie Officer | Lordneded | |
Catriona Brown | L21 | Downing College | No Water | Constable | Jessica Rabbit | Known as Cat |
Yiwei Xie | South court, L2 staircase, room 4 | Emmanuel College | Water With Care | Constable | huh? | |
Edmund Fokschaner | E19 | Fitzwilliam College | Water With Care | Constable | AOD | |
Helen Frances Holmes | F20A | Girton College | No Water | Constable | *my*friend*goo* | I am a first year bionatsci. I take chemistry, biology of cells, physiology of organisms and maths A. I have asthma but this will not affect anything unless dust mites are used in some form as a weapon. |
Eystein P. Thanisch | C64, Harvey Court | Gonville and Caius College | Water With Care | Corporal | Wrecker_among_Meat_Benches | known as Eystein (pronounced Ishtan) ASNaC Please don't damage library books, etc. |
Megan Sydney Davies Wykes | room 10, staircase V, library court | Jesus College | No Water | Constable | Raven | I am an engineer |
Rebecca Crawshaw | 5 Chapel court, room 9 | Jesus College | No Water | Constable | Jane Smith | I live close to the town centre, study medicine, and visit the Downing site daily. |
Wen-Xi Chen | Library Court II, Room 9 | Jesus College | No Water | Constable | Pink Panda | |
Lauren Elise Massey | 113 Keynes | King's College | No Water | Constable | Red Ren | Subject - History Known as Loz |
Thomas Barfield | Benson Court Room O2 | Magdalene College | No Water | Constable | Shaky Pete | |
Lauren Grest | Old Hall 209 | Newnham College | No Water | PVC clad, but lame | Xanthocroid- a person with fair hair and pale complexion | |
David Gillespie | AA45, Foundress Court | Pembroke College | No Water | Constable | Kveldulf of many lives | Allergy - quite an important one: I'm allergic to wheat, barley and rye...so no flour and no cake or cookies or suchlike (even used as contact poison, or in letters) ASNaC. |
Daniel Ross | Rm. 5, St. Peter's Terrace 2 | Peterhouse | No Water | Constable | Uiopas | Known usually as Dan |
Jonathan Alexander Davidson Atkins | Room 2, 7 Tennis Court Terrace | Peterhouse | Water With Care | Constable | Legs | Known as Alex. Name over door is G. M. J. Baker. Water could damage my computer or papers, but these are both at the North end of the room, where my desk is. The South end of the room is more waterproof, although care and common sense should be taken in any case. |
Thomas White | EE8 | Queens' College | No Water | Constable | Fred | Known as Tom |
Siobhan Elizabeth Smith | I10, Cripps Court | Selwyn College | No Water | Constable | Wolf | |
Colin Love | Kent House, Door 3 (the Room with my name on it) | Sidney Sussex | No Water | Dishonoured for Seven Generations | Shadowlord II | |
Tan Yi-xun | 7,3 Sussex House | Sidney Sussex | Water With Care | Constable | Colonel Mustard | |
Anyetta White | H12, Cripps Court | St. John's College | No Water | Corporal | The Smoking Gnu | There is already one person sworn to take my life, with whom any additional assassins may, in the course of their activities, come into conflict. |
And this is a list of corpses:
Name | College | Pseudonym |
---|---|---|
(name removed to protect the innocent) | Christ's College | Old Bull Lee |
Ting Zhang | Newnham College | Tinkyhippo |
Chris Longworth | Christ's College | Quigley |
(name removed) | Girton College | Jingellie |
James Wilson | Sidney Sussex | irish-aces |
Colm Gerard James Seeley | Churchill College | Justin Case |
Aphra Dowell | Christ's College | Jellybean |
William Alexander Armstrong | Girton College | Red Grant |
Charlotte Heron | Newnham College | The Process of Putrification has already begun.... |
Helen Bernacki | New Hall | Liapo |
Alexey Pokrovskiy | Girton College | The Spirit and the Dust |
Christopher Andrew Morgan Hill | Anglia Ruskin University | the ninja |
Ng Yi Chung | Christ's College | Ender |
Timothy Checkley | Jesus College | The Moth |
Thomas Peach | King's College | jelly baby |
Siobhan Elizabeth Smith | Selwyn College | Wolf |
Sami Husa | Girton College | Ormir |
Scott David Appleton | Pembroke College | Jackal |
Robert Patterson | Clare College | blackjack |
Olivier Bel | Clare College | Finrolf |
Michael John Turner | St. John's College | sneck lifter |
Jonathan Wright | Homerton College | JWiz |
Michael Youtsos | Homerton College | Shadow |
David Molony | Trinity Hall | mxlemming |
Morgan Lewis Sobokta | Fitzwilliam College | Morgasm |
Meng Li | Fitzwilliam College | delirium |
Marcus Julian Carne King | Jesus College | Queen of Clubs |
Lia Chappell | Emmanuel College | The Wanderer |
Ellen Turnbull | Corpus Christi | caspase |
Diane Doliveux | King's College | Minette Hermitage |
Kenneith HY Yong | Christ's College | yeoth |
Kanika Saigal | Jesus College | Long |
Joseph Darby | King's College | A Violent Pacifist |
Martyn Fredlund | Gonville and Caius College | Mr Right |
Josh Waters | Trinity College | Mike E |
Tom Hamilton | Gonville and Caius College | Buster |
Michael Clarke | King's College | Archangel |
Lauren Smith | King's College | Polo Queen |
James Cox | Homerton College | thefoxycoxy |
Nicholas Duncan | Christ's College | Nuck |
Isabel McCann | St. John's College | Louis |
Sam Hunter Gordon | Trinity Hall | Blind Guardian |
Olesya Kryshevich | Newnham College | OLES |
Helen Rutherford | Gonville and Caius College | larry the llama |
Giles Reger | Pembroke College | The Selig |
Rishi Baveja | Girton College | ninja rish |
Francesca Thrangorodrim Thompson | Peterhouse | Frinkles |
William Timmis | King's College | The Masked Moose |
Maxim Daniline | Trinity College | Crusher from Russia |
David Manning | Homerton College | Mr Pink |
Shadia Nasralla | Newnham College | Mil |
Stephen Mounsey | None | cheesesack |
Daniel Heap | Fitzwilliam College | Lady Mustapha Ponyweather |
Kashi Gorton | Churchill College | Flash |
Janet Audrey Scott | Trinity Hall | Abhorsen |
Diego Hidalgo | Girton College | boris |
Christopher Kit Tagg | Homerton College | BOSS T |
Amos Micah How | Emmanuel College | Jack Ruby |
Daniel Ross | Peterhouse | Uiopas |
Chris Korek | Pembroke College | Aravar |
Adam James Hall | Gonville and Caius | Captain spandex |
Ali Kharrazi | Downing College | kusanaki cyrus |
Aaron Gordon Curtis | Robinson | phlogiston |
Rowena Eason | Jesus College | Her Majesty, The Queen of Sheba, defender of the faith, destroyer of souls, and raccoons' bane |
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