The Assassins' Guild

[12:00 ] Citrus Kennedy Biscuit Jones III visited all of his targets, like a good boy, but he didn't see any of them, not even Jingellie

[12:30 ] Vigilante brutally, accidentally slit the throat of Tan Yi-xun (Colonel Mustard) with a spear

[12:42 ] Soothsayer predicted a kill of Catriona Brown (Jessica Rabbit)

[13:05 ] Michael Donaghy outgunned Sarah Lilley (Jellybaby) outside her lectures

[13:53 ] The Ninja Holocaust eliminated a foul pirate known as Marta Malaj (Mer)

[14:00 ] Someone tried to make The Tea-party Crasher wet

[14:05 ] Jim defeated Stephen Davidson (SHD) in mortal combat

[14:15 ] Scorpius despatched his would be assassin, James Rainford (The Git)

[15:15 ] Nightsquid found no sign of Wolverine

[17:20 ] The Tea-party Crasher knifed Wen-Xi Chen (Pink Panda). There was no tea involved.

[17:22 ] Jacob Samuel Corteen gave David Mack (De Cakm) what he deserved

[17:30 ] Minette Hermitage took both a DVD and life from Hywel Carver (The Initial Pseudonym)

[18:30 ] The owner of a kleenexophagous dinosaur took his pet for a walk near to Shaky Pete

[19:20 ] Michael Patrick Wallace was a Pheasant-hearted Deathmaster, so Rorschach came and did his dirty work for him, by brutally slaying poor Colin Love (Shadowlord) for bearing (the fiend)

[23:00 ] Michael Patrick Wallace saw his hatship

[23:50 ] A bounty was placed on Michael Patrick Wallace...

Friday, 13 October

[00:29 ] Sarah Donnelly noticed some subtle assassins

[09:15 ] Lady Mustapha Ponyweather poisoned Toby Peter Campbell Smith (The Betrayer)

[11:55 ] The Umpire bang-killed Sarah Donnelly

[12:00 ] Jonathan Alexander Davidson Atkins managed to shoot an innocent

[12:25 ] Someone doesn't like word games...

[13:00 ] Nightsquid saw Shaky Pete, but couldn't do anything about it

[13:30 ] Nightsquid lurked for Wolverine again, with no luck

[14:00 ] Soothsayer predicted that A little man in a big coat would be in. The fates were displeased, and changed the outcome of the vision

[14:41 ] Edward Heaney, renound Alchemist, requested that he be made a legal target for everyone playing

[15:02 ] Scorpius didn't like his supervision work

[17:30 ] Jonathan Alexander Davidson Atkins tried to take somone out, but failed to actually do so

[19:10 ] Ben Copsey thought he was being targeted by someone who wasn't playing, so he shot him, and then shot the non PVC-clad assistant to the Captain Charisma of the Police force. How rude.

[19:26 ] The Duke brutally mudered Rebecca Crawshaw (Jane Smith)

[21:42 ] Legs posted a bounty

[22:30 ] Kveldulf spent some time looking for Ben Copsey

[22:43 ] Excitement! In a bar!

[23:30 ] Jacob Samuel Corteen (Witch Doctor) claims he was set up to be killed by The Smoking Gnu

Saturday, 14 October

[10:28 ] Soothsayer correctly predicted that his target would want a shower. Stephanie Dyer (Dennis) wishes he hadn't.

[10:40 ] The Selig went hunting for The Masked Moose, but couldn't find it.

[12:45 ] Code Monkey had a play with Michael Donaghy's gun, and in the process killed Jack Webster (Catch)

[13:40 ] Scorpius and Ninja Holocaust achieved a remarkably unsuccessful stake-out looking for Sarah Donnelly

[14:30 ] Christian Fletcher Warran and Michael Patrick Wallace went for a lovely strole together, and on the way completely failed to spot Ben Copsey

[15:00 ] Crap Shooter Heist eliminated Samuel Edward Lilley (Zeus Fratelli)

[16:15 ] PKZP200X went for a walk but found nothing of interest

[16:20 ] The death of Ben Copsey (the giant head) is proof that you don't need a Police Force if your mafia is big enough

[17:01 ] Samuel Borin mutilated Ben Copsey, which wasn't very nice of him

[17:56 ] Sarah Donnelly found some free things!

[18:30 ] El Mariachi killed Thomas White (Fred), who not to be outdone hospitalised himself.

[20:00 ] Christopher Oates(Crap Shooter Heist) was poisoned by Rorschach

[20:45 ] Grilled Cheese Sandwich and The Duke couldn't bring themselves to kill each other.

[20:46 ] Kveldulf and Legs exchanged bangs

[21:04 ] The Duke helped Grilled Cheese Sandwich overcome Judith Reeks (Estyrien)

Sunday, 15 October

[15:00 ] Charles Curry did his laundry

[15:30 ] Michael Donaghy wasted his time looking for Christopher Oates, who was already dead

[17:10 ] The Nightsquid removed Thomas Barfield (Shaky Pete)

[19:00 ] Citrus Kennedy Biscuit Jones III continued to do nothing

[20:00 ] James O'Driscoll (Rorschach) looked for Crap Shooter Heist, gave up, and then got stabbed by Ninja Holocaust

[22:15 ] Legs found Mr Right, but nothing interesting happened

Monday, 16 October

[12:00 ] A non-player received a poisoned letter from Thomas White

[12:20 ] Silver Cyanide went looking for Wrecker_among_Meat_Benches, and then ran away very quickly

[12:30 ] Lurtz tried to find El Mariachi (possibly some sort of hobbit), but failed to do so

[13:00 ] Sarah Donnelly tried to steal a baby, but the Umpire saved it with his superpowers

[13:10 ] Jessica Kingsley Publishers looked for Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short), but to no avail

[13:30 ] Robert Crowston placed a bounty on his own head

[14:00 ] Matt Taylor received a poisoned letter from James O'Driscoll (from beyond the grave), but got his neighbour to open it instead

[16:00 ] A bounty was placed on the head of that notorious furry, Michael Donaghy

[18:20 ] David Birch noted that points mean prizes

[19:00 ] The University Of Cambridge declared Lauren Elise Massey (Red Ren) not to have deserved honours, with a poisoned letter

[21:00 ] JWiz zoomed around after Archangel, but didn't catch him

[23:00 ] Someone overreacted to a spelling mistake

[23:15 ] The evil Matt Taylor (Ninja Holocaust) was defeated by PC Shadowlord

Tuesday, 17 October

[01:10 ] Saul Glasman (Jethro Loss) was mercilessly slaughtered by Lady Mustapha Ponyweather's poisoned letter

[08:25 ] Emma Smith (Toast) was eaten by The Smoking Gnu

[08:55 ] Jessica Kingsley Publishers rejected a new book from A. S. Sassin (lodgoc)

[09:25 ] Jessica Kingsley Publishers looked for Matt Taylor, but he was already dead

[09:58 ] PC The Witch Doctor chased after Jonathan Alexander Davidson Atkins for a bit

[11:30 ] Michael Patrick Wallace and Captain Charisma 768, the number of the beast, well for 'beast' read 'Des Lynam' or something. I dunno, call the Police! went looking for a naughty wanted, and found PC The Witch Doctor on the way

[12:00 ] The University Of Cambridge poisoned James Richard Zygmunt Collopy (little miss late)

[12:30 ] PC The Witch Doctor looked for Matt Taylor, not knowing that he had already been taken out, and managed to shoot an innocent, thanks to 768, the number of the beast, well for 'beast' read 'Des Lynam' or something. I dunno, call the Police!'s expert eye

[14:00 ] Jack Ruby looked for Jim, but didn't find him

[14:50 ] A little man in a big coat and Maria went to get rid of the competition, but someone had got there first

[18:00 ] WTF? PKZP200X.

[20:00 ] The Masked Moose looked for Quigley

[21:30 ] Abhorsen killed Iain Monro (Citrus Kennedy Biscuit Jones III), with a little help from caspase

[23:00 ] Kveldulf lurked in the shadows for Long

[23:10 ] Frinkles fluffled Dan Jackson (Jack) with some assistance from Kveldulf, but he didn't seem to like it much

Wednesday, 18 October

[08:30 ] Felix Aldonso removed Christian Richardt (Nightsquid) as he returned from preparing his breakfast

[09:45 ] The evil PC The Witch Doctor looked for the even more evil Jonathan Alexander Davidson Atkins (but didn't guard his house)

[11:55 ] The Witch Doctor lurked for Jonathan Alexander Davidson Atkins outside his lectures

[12:30 ] Jonathan Alexander Davidson Atkins went out for lunch

[13:30 ] The Duke also noticed someone hanging around outside Jonathan Alexander Davidson Atkins's abode

[13:55 ] WTF? Peppy Hare? I ordered Fox McCloud!

[14:00 ] An Umpire stabbed Michael Patrick Wallace for bearing gifts

[15:30 ] Scorpius removed the brains of Edward Burgess (Soothsayer AKA Trillian) with a fork and spoon

[17:00 ] The Witch Doctor went all the way to Girton to find Helen Frances Holmes

[18:00 ] Yiff or no yiff? ^.^;;<|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||>

[18:30 ] James Arnold (Jim) besieged The Tea-party Crasher within his room, but blackjack was called, and saved the day

[21:15 ] Shadowlord, of internal affairs, removed the corrupt Jacob Samuel Corteen (The Witch Doctor)

[22:00 ] The Spirit and the Dust travelled for many a day in the dark to find the evil Helen Frances Holmes

Thursday, 19 October

[11:00 ] Luke Barbanneau (WTF?) was destroyed by PKZP200X

[11:45 ] Sarah Donnelly and Captain Charisma Stephen McCann visited Jonathan Alexander Davidson Atkins (Legs) in lectures, after which Stephen McCann killed him

[12:05 ] Lieutenant Charisma Shadowlord visited Helen Frances Holmes and Jonathan Alexander Davidson Atkins at their lectures

[12:10 ] Captain Conciseness enlightened us all once more

[18:00 ] Justin Case tried to deliver some poisoned letters to Wrecker_among_Meat_Benches and Jessica Kingsley Publishers, but couldn't even find their pigeonholes

[19:00 ] Another bounty was posted...

[20:00 ] Kveldulf obliterated Yiwei Xie (huh?)

[21:00 ] The Marmite Monster looked for Felix Aldonso

Friday, 20 October

[08:30 ] The Smoking Gnu pondered what sort of snack to offer the corpse of Richard Manns (V)

[09:55 ] Shadowlord shot the corpse of Helen Frances Holmes a bit

[11:00 ] Mjollnir looked for the Code Monkey with Letheanmere

[12:55 ] Felix Aldonso showed Duncan Hawthorne (John Fru) the price of bearing weapons, while Shadowlord looked on

[13:30 ] David Gillespie (Kveldulf) was poisoned by The Process of Putrification has already begun....

[15:00 ] Arthur Penhalagion rode forth to find Louis

[15:30 ] Red Grant left a deadly note for Helen Frances Holmes

[18:00 ] Don't Be The Bunny tried to poison The Selig, but did not succeed

[18:15 ] Sarah Donnelly murdered an innocent young man, without provocation (except that he was bearing)

[19:15 ] Uiopas lay aside his reading material to find The Tea-party Crasher

[19:30 ] A little man in a big coat shot Anyetta White (The Smoking Gnu) a bit

[20:30 ] Jackal tried to find larry the llama, but had no success

[22:00 ] Charles Curry shot a legal innocent for bearing

[23:00 ] Jessica Kingsley Publishers published PC Jacob Samuel Corteen (Which Doctor?) straight to hell

Saturday, 21 October

[10:30 ] The Selig almost tried to kill The Masked Moose

[11:30 ] A little man in a big coat and Maria tried to find Vigilante and Nuck, but didn't manage to take them out

[12:10 ] The Fursecutor-General published a list

[12:30 ] Red Grant poisoned Ting Zhang (Tinkyhippo)

[14:00 ] Wolf hunted for mxlemming

[18:00 ] Nurse Bernard sent Stephen Legg (Sandy Dorston) to meet his maker

[19:00 ] Wrecker_among_Meat_Benches tried to kill Queen of Clubs

[20:00 ] A friendly Xanthocroid visited yeoth, amongst other things

[21:00 ] mxlemming looked for Jackal

[21:10 ] Inconceivable! That Jess Hatchett (Wolverine) should die?

[23:30 ] Emily Wilsdon (The Penguin of Death) looked for Jackal, but decided to knock on the door of David Gillespie (Kveldulf) as well, who shot her while Frinkles looked on

Sunday, 22 October

[10:45 ] A little man in a big coat almost shot an innocent in Wolverine's room

[11:10 ] Mr Right sent a poisoned letter to Jack Ruby

[12:00 ] Polo Queen poisoned Rowena Eason (Her Majesty, The Queen of Sheba, defender of the faith, destroyer of souls, and raccoons' bane)

[15:00 ] delirium looked for Inconceivable! in the rain

[15:30 ] Archangel sent a poisoned letter to blackjack, but failed to kill him

[16:00 ] 1.) ^.^;;<|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||> 2.) ...

[17:00 ] Scorpius decided to update us all on the current situation

[21:00 ] The Tea-party Crasher tried to find Mr Right

Monday, 23 October

[10:00 ] Xanthocroid- a person with fair hair and pale complexion had the chance to kill Olesya Kryshevich and Ting Zhang taken away from her

[10:10 ] Aaron Gordon Curtis (phlogiston) and (name removed) (Jingellie) suffered collateral damage at the hands of The Fursecutor-General.

[11:00 ] PC Happy the Wonder Cat shot Christopher Andrew Morgan Hill (the ninja) outside of his lectures

[12:15 ] Silver Cyanide tried to find Her Majesty, The Queen of Sheba, defender of the faith, destroyer of souls, and raccoons' bane

[12:30 ] Diane Doliveux discovered poisoned letters in her pigeonhole from Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short) and Red Grant

[13:30 ] Lieutenant Charisma Shadowlord sat down to lunch with the inco James Wilson (irish-aces)

[15:00 ] Eystein P. Thanisch poisoned a door handle...

[18:30 ] James Nicholas Uffindell and Michael Donaghy (Jessica Kingsley Publishers AKA Peppy Hare) had a duel!

[18:45 ] PCs Please find me a witch doctor and Jellybaby removed the inco Morgan Lewis Sobokta (Morgasm)

[19:20 ] Lurtz took out the inco Kanika Saigal (Long) with help from The Duke

[19:30 ] Jack Ruby finished his dinner, and then stabbed Lia Chappell (The Wanderer) while she was preparing hers

[20:00 ] Lady Mustapha Ponyweather tried to get rid of Morgan Lewis Sobokta, who was already dead

Tuesday, 24 October

[08:30 ] The Selig lurked for The Masked Moose

[10:00 ] Kashi Gorton (Flash), Flash, I love you, but we only have 5 mins to get shot by PC Please find me a witch doctor

[13:00 ] The Duke stabbed Her Majesty, The Queen of Sheba, defender of the faith, destroyer of souls, and raccoons' bane, but she was already dead

[15:55 ] The Masked Moose burst into Chris Longworth (Quigley)'s office, and shot him

[17:00 ] The Marmite Monster looked for the various incos in Christ's College

[17:30 ] A customer announcement from Your friendly Sainsbury's employee

[20:30 ] Code Monkey tried Old Bull Lee's door

[21:00 ] Abhorsen and caspase looked for The Process of Putrification has already begun.... and shot Tinkyhippo (who was already dead)

Wednesday, 25 October

[12:30 ] Justin Case tried to find Wrecker_among_Meat_Benches

[16:25 ] PC Edward Burgess (Trillian) tried to kill the inco Kenneith HY Yong, but got shot instead

[23:00 ] Someone posted some more bounties, and donated chocolate to the needy

Thursday, 26 October

[09:40 ] Felix Aldonso killed Adam James Hall (Captain spandex), and then visited Thomas Peach, who failed to live where he had said he did

[11:10 ] 768, the number of the beast, well for 'beast' read 'Des Lynam' or something. I dunno, call the Police! pompt du pompt Olivier Bel (Finrolf)

[16:00 ] Michael Patrick Wallace went looking for the incos Joseph Darby and Thomas Peach, but instead found an innocent in the wrong room

[16:50 ] The Fursecutor-General offended Happy the Wonder Cat's honour

[18:15 ] Sarah Donnelly exterminated Robert Crowston (Code Monkey), with a little help from Michael Patrick Wallace

[20:00 ] Nurse Bernard looked for Isabel McCann and Nuck, but they were both out

[22:00 ] Jacob Samuel Corteen shot an innocent for standing next to Christopher Kit Tagg (BOSS T), who he shot as well, and then went and did the wrong room thing with Thomas Peach

Friday, 27 October

[13:53 ] The Duke destroyed Timothy Checkley (The Moth)

[14:00 ] Lieutenant Charisma Colin Love and Felix Aldonso looked for (name removed to protect the innocent), Kenneith HY Yong, Ng Yi Chung (who Colin Love stabbed) and Timothy Checkley (who was dead)

[14:35 ] Arthur Penhalagion looked for Louis, but he wasn't in (again)

[15:55 ] Charlotte Heron was a naughty girl

[18:30 ] Jack Ruby and his cat (PC Happy the Wonder Cat) looked for the inco Ali Kharrazi

[19:45 ] Daniel Charles Craik invited Shida Dong (Letheanmere) to a party

[21:30 ] Lurtz stabbed the incompetent Marcus Julian Carne King (Queen of Clubs) until he was quite dead

[23:30 ] That (name removed to protect the innocent) (Old Bull Lee) should meet his maker so soon? Inconceivable!

Saturday, 28 October

[09:00 ] Nurse Bernard looked around for Aphra Dowell and Nicholas Duncan, but neither appeared

[13:30 ] Wolf hunted for Minette Hermitage (who would not open the door), and mxlemming (who wasn't in)

[14:00 ] Tom Wootten mutilated the corpse of (name removed to protect the innocent)

[17:00 ] Don't Be The Bunny looked for the evil Thomas Peach

[18:00 ] The Marmite Monster tried to omm-nom-nom Michael Patrick Wallace

Sunday, 29 October

[10:25 ] The University Of Cambridge wrote a strongly worded letter concerning Kenneith HY Yong

[11:30 ] The Fursecutor-General tried to deliver justice to Daniel Charles Craik

[12:00 ] A little man in a big coat tried to find Jack Ruby

[14:00 ] Felicity Boyce tried to find Helen Bernacki

[15:00 ] The Polo Queen tried to assassinate Don't Be The Bunny

[18:00 ] A friendly Xanthocroid tried to find yeoth, and took a few pot shots at the corrupt Jacob Samuel Corteen on the way

[19:00 ] Uiopas went for a tour of Cambridge, including the residences of Joseph Darby and Scott David Appleton

[20:00 ] Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short) looked for the incompetent assassins Joseph Darby and Thomas Peach

[20:45 ] Three for the normal players under the sky, more for the wanteds in colleges of stone, still more for incompetents doomed to die, One for the Umpires on their dark thrones in the Land of Caius where the Mafias lie. One Assassin to rule them all, One Assassin to find them, One Assassin to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of Caius where the Mafias lie. sent a poisoned letter to The Masked Moose

[22:30 ] Lewis Gregory James MacLachlan made an attempt with an unlicensed weapon (and killed a couple of innocents while he was at it)

[23:30 ] The Marmite Monster went on the prowl

Monday, 30 October

[00:00 ] Michael Clarke stabbed Lewis Gregory James MacLachlan (Vigilante AKA ROTTEN MALIBU) for bearing

[01:30 ] Michael Patrick Wallace tactically retreated from Daniel Charles Craik

[11:00 ] Jonathan Wright attacked Michael Youtsos with a weapon not allowed in the rules

[13:49 ] The Duke made his mark, Isabel McCann (Louis), and said goodbye to her

[15:15 ] Michael Patrick Wallace tried to find Martyn Fredlund, got bored, and looked for Kenneith HY Yong, but neither were in

[15:30 ] Felix Aldonso removed the incompetent William Timmis (The Masked Moose)

[16:10 ] David Smith (A little man in a big coat) attacked Scott David Appleton, but ended up being shot by Scott David Appleton, thanks to a rather naughty ruse by David Gillespie

[17:00 ] After using an illegal weapon earlier, Jonathan Wright went back and stabbed Michael Youtsos with a legal weapon

[17:30 ] A quick look for Lim Hoe Kit and William Timmis (I think). ^.^;;<|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||>

[18:00 ] Evil Genius Mark IV killed the incompetent police officer James Rainford

[18:30 ] Lady Mustapha Ponyweather killed Meng Li (delirium)

Tuesday, 31 October

[08:50 ] Three for the normal players under the sky, more for the wanteds in colleges of stone, still more for incompetents doomed to die, One for the Umpires on their dark thrones in the Land of Caius where the Mafias lie. One Assassin to rule them all, One Assassin to find them, One Assassin to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of Caius where the Mafias lie. shot David Molony (mxlemming) as he left the shower

[11:00 ] Tom Wootten saw Jacob Samuel Corteen. Hijinks ensued

[11:40 ] Is Rishi Baveja around? ^.^;;<||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||>

[12:00 ] Abhorsen looked for David Molony

[12:30 ] Michael Patrick Wallace and Major Charisma Stephen McCann looked for the incos Laurence Watson and Kenneith HY Yong, along with some people in King's

[13:30 ] Scorpius and The Tea-party Crasher found Alexey Pokrovskiy (The Spirit and the Dust), and Scorpius shot him

[14:00 ] The Tea-party Crasher and Scorpius visited Nurse Bernard

[14:25 ] Arthur Penhalagion rode forth to find Robert Patterson

[14:30 ] It turned out that The Tea-party Crasher and Scorpius hadn't left Chris Smowton (Nurse Bernard) alone, and gone home

[14:45 ] Maria looked for the evil Lewis Gregory James MacLachlan

[15:00 ] Lurtz placed a bounty...

[16:00 ] The amazing Jacob Samuel Corteen shot another innocent (oh, and he got the evil Charlotte Heron (The Process of Putrification has already begun....) too)

[18:00 ] Daniel Charles Craik hunted for Diane Doliveux, Michael Clarke, Thomas Peach and managed to kill Stephen Davidson (SHD)

Wednesday, 1 November

[00:05 ] Three for the normal players under the sky, more for the wanteds in colleges of stone, still more for incompetents doomed to die, One for the Umpires on their dark thrones in the Land of Caius where the Mafias lie. One Assassin to rule them all, One Assassin to find them, One Assassin to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of Caius where the Mafias lie. tried to poison Kenneith HY Yong

[11:00 ] Sam Vimes looked for Ben Copsey and Catriona Brown

[13:30 ] Please find me a witch doctor removed the inco Giles Reger(The Selig), who prefered food over death

[13:35 ] Three for the normal players under the sky, more for the wanteds in colleges of stone, still more for incompetents doomed to die, One for the Umpires on their dark thrones in the Land of Caius where the Mafias lie. One Assassin to rule them all, One Assassin to find them, One Assassin to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of Caius where the Mafias lie. killed Kenneith HY Yong (yeoth)

[17:00 ] G.I. Bob visited Matt Taylor (Ninja Holocaust), who in turn visited the grave

[17:15 ] Colin Love looked for Nicholas Duncan

[17:30 ] Danny White (Lurtz AKA Your friendly Sainsbury's employee) decided to die, and The Duke obliged him

[19:00 ] Is Colm Gerard James Seeley in? ^.^;;<||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||>

[19:25 ] Robert Patterson brutally murdered his neighbour Sabri Al-Safi (Scorpius AKA Malevolent Malediction), who was not a licit target for him

[22:20 ] Inconceivable! killed the evil Robert Patterson(blackjack), for being incompetent

Thursday, 2 November

[11:00 ] Daniel Charles Craik killed Emma Smith (Toast)

[11:23 ] The Duke killed Helen Bernacki (Liapo)

[15:00 ] PC Please find me a witch doctor killed the inco Colm Gerard James Seeley (Justin Case)

[15:30 ] Don't Be The Bunny looked for Thomas Peach

[17:30 ] Lauren Grest had some concerns

[18:00 ] boris looked for Inconceivable!

[19:55 ] The Fursecutor-General tried some target practice

[20:00 ] PKZP200X killed the evil Thomas Peach (jelly baby), as well as hunting some other incos (including Ellen Turnbull and Francesca Thrangorodrim Thompson), with some help from Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short)

[21:00 ] The Marmite Monster lurked for Michael Patrick Wallace

[21:30 ] Samuel Borin killed someone he thought was Diane Doliveux, while Jonathan Alexander Davidson Atkins looked on

Friday, 3 November

[13:25 ] Felicity Boyce mutilated the corpse of Helen Bernacki

[14:00 ] Aravar looked for David Gillespie and Giles Reger

[16:00 ] Colin Love and Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short) looked for Diane Doliveux and Joseph Darby, amongst others

[18:00 ] A friendly Xanthocroid looked for Ellen Turnbull and Lim Hoe Kit

[19:30 ] Baxter looked for Diane Doliveux, Michael Clarke and Thomas Peach

[20:00 ] James Arnold placed a bounty on his own head

Saturday, 4 November

[12:45 ] Sam Vimes looked for Lauren Smith and Thomas Peach, as well as some inco police

[13:40 ] Michael Patrick Wallace got cold looking for Aphra Dowell and Nicholas Duncan

[15:00 ] Jim removed the inco policeman Christopher Oates (Crap Shooter Heist)

[16:15 ] Don't Be The Bunny turned out to be a bigger predator than Siobhan Elizabeth Smith (Wolf)

[16:45 ] Jack Ruby starred in a play, but Rob Frimston failed to turn up

[17:15 ] Sam Vimes and Maria visited Stephanie Dyer (Dennis), who was shot by Maria

[18:00 ] Felix Aldonso killed those pesky incos Rishi Baveja (ninja rish) and Sami Husa (Ormir)

[18:30 ] Daniel Charles Craik killed the inco policeman Han-Ley Tang

[23:00 ] Jack Ruby tried to find Rob Frimston again...

Sunday, 5 November

[11:00 ] Someone posted a bounty...

[13:30 ] Michael Patrick Wallace and Jacob Samuel Corteen looked for Diane Doliveux, Ellen Turnbull, Martyn Fredlund, and Siobhan Elizabeth Smith

[14:00 ] Arthur Penhalagion looked for Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short)

[19:00 ] Jack Ruby was foiled again by Rob Frimston

[21:00 ] Simeon Bird (Ocelot Hunter) killed David Gillespie (Kveldulf), but was shot in revenge by Francesca Thrangorodrim Thompson (although he was probably bearing at the time)

[21:50 ] Tom Wootten waited for Janet Audrey Scott, but she was too smart for him

[22:20 ] Daniel Charles Craik cleaned up the force a bit by killing Saul Glasman (Jethro Loss)

Monday, 6 November

[08:55 ] Inconceivable! waited for the inco Aphra Dowell

[09:00 ] Please find me a witch doctor shot the wanted criminal Samuel Borin (The owner of a kleenexophagous dinosaur AKA The Marmite Monster) outside of his lectures

[09:52 ] Lieutenant Charisma Colin Love shot the inco policeman Duncan Hawthorne (John Fru)

[11:30 ] Now where could Polo Queen be? ^.^;;<||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||>

[13:00 ] Lady Mustapha Ponyweather removed the inco policeman Dorian Dyer-Westacott

[16:00 ] Jack Ruby finally got Rob Frimston (Will Harding)

[16:01 ] Sam Vimes and Maria went looking for Alexander James Barron Higgs, Ben Copsey (the giant head) (killed by Maria), Rob Frimston (who was already dead), Yiwei Xie, Emily Wilsdon (The Penguin of Death) (killed by Sam Vimes), and Catriona Brown

[18:30 ] The Duke visited divers people, including Aphra Dowell and Nicholas Duncan

[19:00 ] I wonder if Ellen Turnbull is cold too... ^.^;;<||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||>

[21:30 ] "Nevermore" quoth Joseph Darby (A Violent Pacifist) as he was shot, and then Space Ocelot shot Martyn Fredlund (Mr Right), and visits were paid to Ali Kharrazi, Diane Doliveux, Lauren Smith, Michael Clarke, Samuel Borin and Stephen Mounsey, all with help from Trillian Astra

[22:30 ] Code Monkey visited Lauren Elise Massey, Lauren Smith and Michael Clarke

Tuesday, 7 November

[00:00 ] The Tea-party Crasher found and shot Martyn Fredlund, but he was already dead

[11:00 ] How did Charles Curry solve a problem like Jenny Scott-Thompson (Maria)? With some help from Michael Patrick Wallace, that's how!

[15:00 ] The Fursecutor-General looked for David Manning, but he was out

[19:30 ] Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short) looked for Joseph Darby and Michael Clarke, but they were out

[22:00 ] Ali Kharrazi (kusanaki cyrus), Aphra Dowell (Jellybean), David Manning (Mr Pink), James Cox (thefoxycoxy), Nicholas Duncan (Nuck) and Stephen Mounsey (cheesesack) were removed from the game

Wednesday, 8 November

[00:30 ] Amos Micah How received a suspicious letter

[12:20 ] Felicity Boyce found Diego Hidalgo, but he stayed in his room

[13:47 ] The Duke used the trust of a kind young lady to kill Michael Clarke (Archangel)

[15:30 ] 768, the number of the beast, well for 'beast' read 'Des Lynam' or something. I dunno, call the Police! bang-killed Michael Clarke, but he was already dead

[15:45 ] Sarah Donnelly wandered around SPT looking for Daniel Ross and Francesca Thrangorodrim Thompson

[16:30 ] Michael Patrick Wallace (^.^;;<|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||> AKA ^.^;;<||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||>) went on an innocent little inco-hunt, but Lim Hoe Kit had other plans than death

[16:45 ] Jack Ruby lurked for the inco Ellen Turnbull

[18:30 ] The Smoking Gnu killed David Mack (De Cakm), and then took his rice pudding too

[19:00 ] The Crocodile of Doom in Raccoon's room

[19:40 ] Tom Wootten visited Janet Audrey Scott and Peter Prescott, but they were not in

[20:00 ] Wrecker_among_Meat_Benches shot Christian Richardt (Nightsquid)

[22:00 ] Tom Wootten (The University Of Cambridge AKA Three for the normal players under the sky, more for the wanteds in colleges of stone, still more for incompetents doomed to die, One for the Umpires on their dark thrones in the Land of Caius where the Mafias lie. One Assassin to rule them all, One Assassin to find them, One Assassin to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of Caius where the Mafias lie.) waited for Janet Audrey Scott to finish $unspecified_activity, but she noticed him, and her killer rabbit mauled him to the death

Thursday, 9 November

[11:00 ] Don't Be The Bunny waited for PKZP200X

[16:45 ] Jack Ruby and Seb Jefferies (Happy the Wonder Cat) lurked for Ellen Turnbull, but Jack Ruby was forced to put down his pet

[18:30 ] Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short) and PKZP200X went inco-hunting for Diane Doliveux, Michael Clarke and Ellen Turnbull (caspase) (who PKZP200X shot)

[19:00 ] Nurse Fletcher-Brown killed Stephen Legg (Sandy Dorston)

[19:10 ] Felix Aldonso went to Homerton, and shot the wanted criminal Jonathan Wright (JWiz) and the inco cop Samuel Edward Lilley (Zeus Fratelli)

[22:20 ] Arthur Penhalagion visited Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short)

Friday, 10 November

[10:00 ] The Fursecutor-General addressed grievances to The Duke, with some help from Inconceivable!

[12:00 ] Shadowlord looked fort the inco cops Megan Sydney Davies Wykes, Rebecca Crawshaw, and Wen-Xi Chen

[12:48 ] Gar-Loq stabsessed Marcus Julian Carne King (Queen of Clubs)

[13:15 ] Maria attacked Francesca Thrangorodrim Thompson (Frinkles) in hall, but was foiled when she commited suicide instead

[15:00 ] Ithilion and his faithful companion looked for Diego Hidalgo, Richard Gibson (ZOMG!) and Inconceivable!

[17:00 ] Grilled Cheese Sandwich looked for the incos Diane Doliveux and Lauren Smith

[17:30 ] This is a customer announcement...

Saturday, 11 November

[13:30 ] Sam Vimes cleaned up the force a bit by killing Jack Webster (Catch)

[13:40 ] The Tea-party Crasher had a visitor

[18:00 ] G.I. Bob was surprised in Sainsbury's

[19:00 ] Sam Vimes killed Daniel Ross (Uiopas), who seemed to be a little bit confused about reporting attempts and competence

[19:25 ] Daniel Charles Craik shot Marta Malaj (Mer)

[19:50 ] The Duke went to the theatre

Sunday, 12 November

[10:25 ] Felicity Boyce shot William Alexander Armstrong (Red Grant). His alchemical powers could not save him this time

[14:00 ] Maria visited Diane Doliveux, Lauren Elise Massey, Lauren Smith and Stephen McCann, but didn't get any of them

[14:40 ] Charles Curry and Sarah Donnelly looked for the incos Diane Doliveux and Lauren Smith

[15:00 ] Nurse Fletcher-Brown shot Peter Prescott (El Mariachi)

[17:20 ] Jacob Samuel Corteen (Please find me a witch doctor) and Lauren Smith (Polo Queen) double-killed

[18:00 ] Stephen McCann shot Diane Doliveux (Minette Hermitage) while the corpse of Lauren Smith watched, and Sarah Donnelly hid in the shadows

[23:40 ] Stephen McCann stabbed the inco policeman, Richard Manns (V2)

Monday, 13 November

[00:30 ] Sarah Donnelly saw lots of assassins

[07:15 ] ^.^;;<||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||> spotted Janet Audrey Scott

[13:15 ] Stephen McCann shot the inco policeman James O'Driscoll (Rorschach)

[13:23 ] Ithilion tried to kill Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short) using bad poetry (I think)

[14:50 ] Maria left a note in Pembroke. LOL!

[15:30 ] Don't Be The Bunny looked for PKZP200X, bought a new banana, and continued to look for PKZP200X

[16:05 ] It is truly Inconceivable! that The Fursecutor-General and Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short) should work together to try and kill Daniel Heap

[21:45 ] Cambridge University Constabulary published an article about Richard Manns

[22:45 ] Someone failed to poison The Duke

[22:55 ] Mowgli looked for Megan Sydney Davies Wykes, Rebecca Crawshaw and Wen-Xi Chen

Tuesday, 14 November

[12:00 ] Ithilion looked for Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short)

[13:40 ] Richard Gibson received a gift from The Duke

[15:45 ] Sam Vimes killed James Arnold (Jim)

[19:00 ] Colin Love and Simeon Bird teamed up for the good of the empire, to find the tyrannical Stephen McCann

[20:00 ] Richard Gibson, Charles Curry and Raccoon looked for the inco Lim Hoe Kit

Wednesday, 15 November

[08:55 ] The saga of Simeon Bird and Stephen McCann begins

[09:55 ] The saga continues...

[10:10 ] Enter Simeon Bird, stage left

[10:55 ] Stephen McCann continues the saga

[11:00 ] A scene with Simeon Bird

[11:55 ] Stephen McCann finished his part in the saga for now

[13:00 ] Simeon Bird played a final part in the saga

[14:00 ] Laurence Watson met Chris Korek, but they both survived :(

Thursday, 16 November

[08:00 ] So, Lim Hoe Kit doesn't like the rain. ^.^;;<||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||>

[10:35 ] Felicity Boyce shot Daniel Heap (Lady Mustapha Ponyweather)

[10:55 ] Baxter looked for The Tea-party Crasher

[12:05 ] Stephen McCann won a glorious battle, for the good of the empire, killing Colin Love (Shadowlord)

[12:08 ] Janet Audrey Scott talked Stephen McCann out of shooting her

[13:00 ] Sam Vimes visited Daniel Heap, and met his neighbour too

[13:30 ] Jellybaby looked for Daniel Heap and Edmund Fokschaner

[15:00 ] The Fursecutor-General and Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short) visited Diego Hidalgo and Janet Audrey Scott

[16:45 ] Grilled Cheese Sandwich looked for Lim Hoe Kit

Friday, 17 November

[09:00 ] The Smoking Gnu shot A. S. Sassin (lodgoc)

[11:00 ] Space Ocelot looked for Stephen McCann again

[11:47 ] The Duke chanced upon Chris Korek (Aravar)

[13:00 ] 768, the number of the beast, well for 'beast' read 'Des Lynam' or something. I dunno, call the Police! looked for Simeon Bird in the CMS cafe

[14:25 ] Felicity Boyce noted that Charles Curry (A friendly Xanthocroid) was late for his supervision

[15:00 ] 768, the number of the beast, well for 'beast' read 'Des Lynam' or something. I dunno, call the Police! searched once more for his hatship, Simeon Bird

[16:02 ] I like trucking looked for Janet Audrey Scott

[17:00 ] Richard Gibson mused on his mortality as a Klingon warrior when he saw Stephen McCann

[18:00 ] Mowgli strolled right into town, but couldn't find Janet Audrey Scott

[18:30 ] Simeon Bird shot Luke Barbanneau (LOL!) in hall

Saturday, 18 November

[07:30 ] Oh, where can Lim Hoe Kit be? ^.^;;<||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||>

[09:00 ] Daniel Charles Craik received a gift

[16:30 ] G.I. Bob waited around for Vladimir

[19:00 ] Charles Curry shot half of the Umpire, then shot some inncocents, and then repeated his crimes with a LARP sword

Sunday, 19 November

[10:30 ] The Fursecutor-General visited The Duke

[13:20 ] Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short) and PKZP200X went to see The Tea-party Crasher, but they were chased off. Then they went to look for The Duke, who didn't appear to be in

[22:00 ] The Duke introduced Grilled Cheese Sandwich to Danny White (Lurtz)

Monday, 20 November

[07:35 ] I like trucking, but does Janet Audrey Scott?

[08:30 ] Baxter looked for The Tea-party Crasher again

[08:45 ] The Duke and Grilled Cheese Sandwich looked for James Nicholas Uffindell and Lim Hoe Kit

[12:30 ] Felicity Boyce lurked for Frances Kelly

[13:20 ] Silver Cyanide went to see Frances Kelly

[13:50 ] Mowgli looked for Janet Audrey Scott again

[15:55 ] Sam Vimes stabbed Frances Kelly (Don't Be The Bunny) a bit

[18:30 ] Cambridge University Constabulary looked for Eystein P. Thanisch, Lauren Elise Massey and Matthew Causier

Tuesday, 21 November

[05:40 ] Richard Gibson got cold at the boathouse for no reason, as Konrad Kazimierz Dabrowski killed Janet Audrey Scott (Abhorsen) on her way there

[10:46 ] Gar-Loq tried to sniff out Amos Micah How

[14:15 ] Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short) and The Fursecutor-General looked for the inco Amos Micah How

[15:30 ] G.I. Bob looked for Richard Gibson

[17:47 ] Lim Hoe Kit (PKZP200X AKA J.Rose) went looking for The Duke, but The Duke was ready for him

[18:20 ] The Fursecutor-General and Baxter looked for Lim Hoe Kit, who was already dead

[19:05 ] General Incompetence sent out the order to G.I. Bob, to march on Amos Micah How and Vladimir

[20:30 ] Cambridge University Constabulary stabbed the Umpire, and then killed an innocent too

[22:40 ] Lauren Grest and Raccoon went to a formal with the corrupt Charles Curry (the Umpire had to do some work :()

Wednesday, 22 November

[04:00 ] Diego Hidalgo (boris) was removed from the game

[13:00 ] Stephen McCann 'lurked' for Lauren Elise Massey in the King's bar

[15:00 ] Jenny Scott-Thompson saw some people. and then ran away to a supervision

[17:45 ] Jack Ruby looked for The Duke

[18:15 ] Grilled Cheese Sandwich looked for James Nicholas Uffindell

[20:00 ] Silver Cyanide looked for Amos Micah How

Thursday, 23 November

[09:32 ] Jack Ruby visited The Duke, and even got to meet him

[09:55 ] Cambridge University Constabulary saw someone who may have been bearing

[14:00 ] Steven James Shenton (Felix Aldonso AKA Mowgli AKA Vladimir) went to visit Daniel Charles Craik, but got more than he bargained for

[16:00 ] Uiopas looked for Amos Micah How, and then realised he wasn't incompetent any more

[17:00 ] Shadowlord II asked Amos Micah How if he wanted a duel (he was still inco on the site at the time) with some 'support' from Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short)

[19:30 ] Philip Bielby shot Nick Plummer, and then Nick Plummer took his gun and shot him back in revenge!

[21:05 ] Philip Bielby shot Lauren Grest, and then charged across the road at Charles Curry and Michael Patrick Wallace, simultaneously shooting both of them, and getting shot by Charles Curry and killer Raccooned by Raccoon

Friday, 24 November

[00:20 ] Is The Duke not in again? Inconceivable!

[09:50 ] Jack Ruby and Ithilion looked for James Nicholas Uffindell

[11:06 ] All hail Chancellor Simeon Bird! Let the name of Stephen McCann (768, the number of the beast, well for 'beast' read 'Des Lynam' or something. I dunno, call the Police!) never again be spoken among the people of the empire

[13:00 ] Sam Vimes shot Robert Crowston (Code Monkey)

[13:20 ] Former Captain Charisma Stephen McCann rose from the dead to shoot Nick Plummer. Nick Plummer then shot Michael Patrick Wallace just because he was there.

[14:15 ] The Tea-party Crasher managed to find and kill Konrad Kazimierz Dabrowski (Inconceivable! AKA I like trucking)

[16:00 ] Jenny Scott-Thompson (Maria) decided life was too much for her, and so slit her wrists and shot herself in the head

[18:20 ] Richard Gibson and Sarah Donnelly counterlurked $unspecified_location for Jack Ruby, The Duke and Laurence Watson. They didn't turn up, but Philip Bielby saw them and took a few pot-shots at them, managing to hit Sarah Donnelly

[18:30 ] Sam Vimes mutilated Jenny Scott-Thompson's corpse

[19:40 ] Nick Plummer wined with, dined with and stabbed Tom Wootten

[21:08 ] Sarah Donnelly executed Daniel Charles Craik (Grilled Cheese Sandwich)

[23:20 ] Philip Bielby shot Felicity Boyce a bit and then shot a couple of innocents

Saturday, 25 November

[11:00 ] Felicity Boyce received a free gift

[14:15 ] Simeon Bird shot Philip Bielby a bit

[14:35 ] Richard Gibson shot Philip Bielby

[17:00 ] Felicity Boyce, after lots of faffing, killed James Nicholas Uffindell (Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short))

[17:35 ] The Duke and his good friend Count Montferrat met for a lovely evening of tea, banter and not finding anyone

Sunday, 26 November

[16:30 ] Count Montferrat looked for Nick Plummer, and then managed to get Philip Bielby as well

[16:45 ] Philip Bielby shot Nick Plummer again

[20:00 ] Lady Mustapha Ponyweather and Jellybaby found and killed Adam Blacklay (Bert the Carer), Iain Monro (Citrus Kennedy Biscuit Jones IV), and Matthew Causier (Evil Genius Mark IV) between them

[21:15 ] Daniel Ross was attacked by Sam Vimes, which spurred him into hunting for Tom Wootten and Adam Blacklay

Monday, 27 November

[08:35 ] Richard Gibson tried to find The Duke's lectures

[13:40 ] Gar-Loq smelt the flesh of Richard Gibson somewhere

[16:00 ] Jacob Samuel Corteen met The Duke

[17:05 ] Baxter looked for Jack Ruby

[23:20 ] Michael Patrick Wallace was assissted by Sarah Donnelly, Richard Manns and James O'Driscoll in ambushing Nick Plummer

Tuesday, 28 November

[12:30 ] General Incompetence and G.I. Bob looked for Richard Gibson and Felicity Boyce

[17:00 ] The Marquess of the Myrmidons looked for Laurence Watson but got chased off, and so moved on to Amos Micah How

[18:40 ] Cambridge University Constabulary looked for Eystein P. Thanisch

[18:50 ] Sam Vimes shot Edward Burgess (Trillian Astra)

[23:40 ] Karen killed a defenseless (and rather inebriated) Nick Plummer

Wednesday, 29 November

[00:00 ] Michael Patrick Wallace borrowed Philip Bielby's gun, ostensibly to shoot Charles Curry. He then proceeded to shoot Philip Bielby instead. Lauren Grest then did the same

[02:30 ] Charles Curry shot Michael Patrick Wallace (Raccoon) rather lamely with Philip Bielby's gun

[13:00 ] ^.^;;<||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||> looked for Laurence Watson, and then ran off

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