The Assassins' Guild

[29 Nov, 13:00 ] ^.^;;<||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||> looked for Laurence Watson, and then ran off

[29 Nov, 02:30 ] Charles Curry shot Michael Patrick Wallace (Raccoon) rather lamely with Philip Bielby's gun

New on Wednesday, 29 November

[29 Nov, 16:30 ] Amos Micah How (Jack Ruby) resigned from the game

[27 Nov, 23:20 ] Michael Patrick Wallace was assissted by Sarah Donnelly, Richard Manns and James O'Driscoll in ambushing Nick Plummer

[28 Nov, 23:40 ] Karen killed a defenseless (and rather inebriated) Nick Plummer

[29 Nov, 00:00 ] Michael Patrick Wallace borrowed Philip Bielby's gun, ostensibly to shoot Charles Curry. He then proceeded to shoot Philip Bielby instead. Lauren Grest then did the same

[24 Nov, 18:20 ] Richard Gibson and Sarah Donnelly counterlurked $unspecified_location for Jack Ruby, The Duke and Laurence Watson. They didn't turn up, but Philip Bielby saw them and took a few pot-shots at them, managing to hit Sarah Donnelly

[26 Nov, 21:15 ] Daniel Ross was attacked by Sam Vimes, which spurred him into hunting for Tom Wootten and Adam Blacklay

[28 Nov, 12:30 ] General Incompetence and G.I. Bob looked for Richard Gibson and Felicity Boyce

[28 Nov, 18:50 ] Sam Vimes shot Edward Burgess (Trillian Astra)

[28 Nov, 18:40 ] Cambridge University Constabulary looked for Eystein P. Thanisch

New on Tuesday, 28 November

[27 Nov, 16:00 ] Jacob Samuel Corteen met The Duke

[28 Nov, 17:00 ] The Marquess of the Myrmidons looked for Laurence Watson but got chased off, and so moved on to Amos Micah How

[27 Nov, 17:05 ] Baxter looked for Jack Ruby

[27 Nov, 13:40 ] Gar-Loq smelt the flesh of Richard Gibson somewhere

New on Monday, 27 November

[26 Nov, 20:00 ] Lady Mustapha Ponyweather and Jellybaby found and killed Adam Blacklay (Bert the Carer), Iain Monro (Citrus Kennedy Biscuit Jones IV), and Matthew Causier (Evil Genius Mark IV) between them

[27 Nov, 08:35 ] Richard Gibson tried to find The Duke's lectures

[26 Nov, 16:30 ] Count Montferrat looked for Nick Plummer, and then managed to get Philip Bielby as well

[26 Nov, 16:45 ] Philip Bielby shot Nick Plummer again

[25 Nov, 14:35 ] Richard Gibson shot Philip Bielby

[25 Nov, 14:15 ] Simeon Bird shot Philip Bielby a bit

New on Sunday, 26 November

[25 Nov, 17:35 ] The Duke and his good friend Count Montferrat met for a lovely evening of tea, banter and not finding anyone

[25 Nov, 17:00 ] Felicity Boyce, after lots of faffing, killed James Nicholas Uffindell (Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short))

New on Saturday, 25 November

[25 Nov, 11:00 ] Felicity Boyce received a free gift

[24 Nov, 21:08 ] Sarah Donnelly executed Daniel Charles Craik (Grilled Cheese Sandwich)

[24 Nov, 19:40 ] Nick Plummer wined with, dined with and stabbed Tom Wootten

[24 Nov, 23:20 ] Philip Bielby shot Felicity Boyce a bit and then shot a couple of innocents

[24 Nov, 18:30 ] Sam Vimes mutilated Jenny Scott-Thompson's corpse

[24 Nov, 16:00 ] Jenny Scott-Thompson (Maria) decided life was too much for her, and so slit her wrists and shot herself in the head

New on Friday, 24 November

[23 Nov, 21:05 ] Philip Bielby shot Lauren Grest, and then charged across the road at Charles Curry and Michael Patrick Wallace, simultaneously shooting both of them, and getting shot by Charles Curry and killer Raccooned by Raccoon

[24 Nov, 14:15 ] The Tea-party Crasher managed to find and kill Konrad Kazimierz Dabrowski (Inconceivable! AKA I like trucking)

[24 Nov, 09:50 ] Jack Ruby and Ithilion looked for James Nicholas Uffindell

[24 Nov, 13:00 ] Sam Vimes shot Robert Crowston (Code Monkey)

[24 Nov, 11:06 ] All hail Chancellor Simeon Bird! Let the name of Stephen McCann (768, the number of the beast, well for 'beast' read 'Des Lynam' or something. I dunno, call the Police!) never again be spoken among the people of the empire

[23 Nov, 17:00 ] Shadowlord II asked Amos Micah How if he wanted a duel (he was still inco on the site at the time) with some 'support' from Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short)

[23 Nov, 09:55 ] Cambridge University Constabulary saw someone who may have been bearing

[23 Nov, 19:30 ] Richard Gibson checked to see if The Duke went to hall

[23 Nov, 16:00 ] Uiopas looked for Amos Micah How, and then realised he wasn't incompetent any more

[24 Nov, 00:20 ] Is The Duke not in again? Inconceivable!

[24 Nov, 13:20 ] Former Captain Charisma Stephen McCann rose from the dead to shoot Nick Plummer. Nick Plummer then shot Michael Patrick Wallace just because he was there.

New on Thursday, 23 November

[21 Nov, 22:40 ] Lauren Grest and Raccoon went to a formal with the corrupt Charles Curry (the Umpire had to do some work :()

[23 Nov, 19:30 ] Philip Bielby shot Nick Plummer, and then Nick Plummer took his gun and shot him back in revenge!

[22 Nov, 17:45 ] Jack Ruby looked for The Duke

[23 Nov, 14:00 ] Steven James Shenton (Felix Aldonso AKA Mowgli AKA Vladimir) went to visit Daniel Charles Craik, but got more than he bargained for

[23 Nov, 09:32 ] Jack Ruby visited The Duke, and even got to meet him

[22 Nov, 18:15 ] Grilled Cheese Sandwich looked for James Nicholas Uffindell

[22 Nov, 20:00 ] Silver Cyanide looked for Amos Micah How

[22 Nov, 15:00 ] Jenny Scott-Thompson saw some people. and then ran away to a supervision

New on Wednesday, 22 November

[22 Nov, 13:00 ] Stephen McCann 'lurked' for Lauren Elise Massey in the King's bar

[21 Nov, 18:20 ] The Fursecutor-General and Baxter looked for Lim Hoe Kit, who was already dead

[21 Nov, 20:30 ] Cambridge University Constabulary stabbed the Umpire, and then killed an innocent too

[21 Nov, 19:05 ] General Incompetence sent out the order to G.I. Bob, to march on Amos Micah How and Vladimir

[22 Nov, 04:00 ] Diego Hidalgo (boris) was removed from the game

[21 Nov, 17:47 ] Lim Hoe Kit (PKZP200X AKA J.Rose) went looking for The Duke, but The Duke was ready for him

[21 Nov, 10:46 ] Gar-Loq tried to sniff out Amos Micah How

[21 Nov, 15:30 ] G.I. Bob looked for Richard Gibson

[21 Nov, 14:15 ] Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short) and The Fursecutor-General looked for the inco Amos Micah How

New on Tuesday, 21 November

[21 Nov, 05:40 ] Richard Gibson got cold at the boathouse for no reason, as Konrad Kazimierz Dabrowski killed Janet Audrey Scott (Abhorsen) on her way there

[17 Nov, 17:00 ] Richard Gibson mused on his mortality as a Klingon warrior when he saw Stephen McCann

[19 Nov, 10:30 ] The Fursecutor-General visited The Duke

[17 Nov, 14:25 ] Felicity Boyce noted that Charles Curry (A friendly Xanthocroid) was late for his supervision

[20 Nov, 18:30 ] Cambridge University Constabulary looked for Eystein P. Thanisch, Lauren Elise Massey and Matthew Causier

[20 Nov, 13:20 ] Silver Cyanide went to see Frances Kelly

[20 Nov, 12:30 ] Felicity Boyce lurked for Frances Kelly

[20 Nov, 15:55 ] Sam Vimes stabbed Frances Kelly (Don't Be The Bunny) a bit

[20 Nov, 13:50 ] Mowgli looked for Janet Audrey Scott again

[20 Nov, 08:30 ] Baxter looked for The Tea-party Crasher again

[20 Nov, 08:45 ] The Duke and Grilled Cheese Sandwich looked for James Nicholas Uffindell and Lim Hoe Kit

New on Monday, 20 November

[19 Nov, 22:00 ] The Duke introduced Grilled Cheese Sandwich to Danny White (Lurtz)

[20 Nov, 07:35 ] I like trucking, but does Janet Audrey Scott?

[18 Nov, 07:30 ] Oh, where can Lim Hoe Kit be? ^.^;;<||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||>

[19 Nov, 13:20 ] Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short) and PKZP200X went to see The Tea-party Crasher, but they were chased off. Then they went to look for The Duke, who didn't appear to be in

New on Sunday, 19 November

[18 Nov, 19:00 ] Charles Curry shot half of the Umpire, then shot some inncocents, and then repeated his crimes with a LARP sword

[18 Nov, 16:30 ] G.I. Bob waited around for Vladimir

[17 Nov, 15:00 ] Jack Ruby started to look for The Duke in the rain, but then ran away

New on Saturday, 18 November

[18 Nov, 09:00 ] Daniel Charles Craik received a gift

[17 Nov, 18:00 ] Mowgli strolled right into town, but couldn't find Janet Audrey Scott

New on Friday, 17 November

[17 Nov, 18:30 ] Simeon Bird shot Luke Barbanneau (LOL!) in hall

[17 Nov, 11:00 ] Space Ocelot looked for Stephen McCann again

[17 Nov, 16:02 ] I like trucking looked for Janet Audrey Scott

[17 Nov, 15:00 ] 768, the number of the beast, well for 'beast' read 'Des Lynam' or something. I dunno, call the Police! searched once more for his hatship, Simeon Bird

[17 Nov, 13:00 ] 768, the number of the beast, well for 'beast' read 'Des Lynam' or something. I dunno, call the Police! looked for Simeon Bird in the CMS cafe

[16 Nov, 08:00 ] So, Lim Hoe Kit doesn't like the rain. ^.^;;<||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||>

[17 Nov, 11:47 ] The Duke chanced upon Chris Korek (Aravar)

[16 Nov, 13:00 ] Sam Vimes visited Daniel Heap, and met his neighbour too

[17 Nov, 09:00 ] The Smoking Gnu shot A. S. Sassin (lodgoc)

[16 Nov, 16:45 ] Grilled Cheese Sandwich looked for Lim Hoe Kit

[16 Nov, 15:00 ] The Fursecutor-General and Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short) visited Diego Hidalgo and Janet Audrey Scott

[10 Nov, 10:00 ] The Fursecutor-General addressed grievances to The Duke, with some help from Inconceivable!

[14 Nov, 13:40 ] Richard Gibson received a gift from The Duke

[16 Nov, 13:30 ] Jellybaby looked for Daniel Heap and Edmund Fokschaner

[16 Nov, 10:55 ] Baxter looked for The Tea-party Crasher

[16 Nov, 10:35 ] Felicity Boyce shot Daniel Heap (Lady Mustapha Ponyweather)

[16 Nov, 12:08 ] Janet Audrey Scott talked Stephen McCann out of shooting her

[16 Nov, 12:05 ] Stephen McCann won a glorious battle, for the good of the empire, killing Colin Love (Shadowlord)

New on Thursday, 16 November

[15 Nov, 11:55 ] Stephen McCann finished his part in the saga for now

[14 Nov, 20:00 ] Richard Gibson, Charles Curry and Raccoon looked for the inco Lim Hoe Kit

[15 Nov, 14:00 ] Laurence Watson met Chris Korek, but they both survived :(

New on Wednesday, 15 November

[14 Nov, 19:00 ] Colin Love and Simeon Bird teamed up for the good of the empire, to find the tyrannical Stephen McCann

[15 Nov, 13:00 ] Simeon Bird played a final part in the saga

[15 Nov, 11:00 ] A scene with Simeon Bird

[15 Nov, 10:55 ] Stephen McCann continues the saga

[15 Nov, 10:10 ] Enter Simeon Bird, stage left

[15 Nov, 09:55 ] The saga continues...

[15 Nov, 08:55 ] The saga of Simeon Bird and Stephen McCann begins

[14 Nov, 12:00 ] Ithilion looked for Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short)

[14 Nov, 15:45 ] Sam Vimes killed James Arnold (Jim)

[13 Nov, 21:45 ] Cambridge University Constabulary published an article about Richard Manns

[13 Nov, 07:15 ] ^.^;;<||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||> spotted Janet Audrey Scott

New on Tuesday, 14 November

[13 Nov, 14:50 ] Maria left a note in Pembroke. LOL!

[12 Nov, 18:00 ] Stephen McCann shot Diane Doliveux (Minette Hermitage) while the corpse of Lauren Smith watched, and Sarah Donnelly hid in the shadows

[13 Nov, 13:15 ] Stephen McCann shot the inco policeman James O'Driscoll (Rorschach)

[13 Nov, 22:55 ] Mowgli looked for Megan Sydney Davies Wykes, Rebecca Crawshaw and Wen-Xi Chen

[13 Nov, 22:45 ] Someone failed to poison The Duke

[13 Nov, 13:23 ] Ithilion tried to kill Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short) using bad poetry (I think)

[13 Nov, 16:05 ] It is truly Inconceivable! that The Fursecutor-General and Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short) should work together to try and kill Daniel Heap

New on Monday, 13 November

[13 Nov, 15:30 ] Don't Be The Bunny looked for PKZP200X, bought a new banana, and continued to look for PKZP200X

[11 Nov, 19:50 ] The Duke went to the theatre

[13 Nov, 00:30 ] Sarah Donnelly saw lots of assassins

[12 Nov, 23:40 ] Stephen McCann stabbed the inco policeman, Richard Manns (V2)

New on Sunday, 12 November

[12 Nov, 17:20 ] Jacob Samuel Corteen (Please find me a witch doctor) and Lauren Smith (Polo Queen) double-killed

[12 Nov, 14:00 ] Maria visited Diane Doliveux, Lauren Elise Massey, Lauren Smith and Stephen McCann, but didn't get any of them

[12 Nov, 15:00 ] Nurse Fletcher-Brown shot Peter Prescott (El Mariachi)

[12 Nov, 14:40 ] Charles Curry and Sarah Donnelly looked for the incos Diane Doliveux and Lauren Smith

[11 Nov, 19:25 ] Daniel Charles Craik shot Marta Malaj (Mer)

[12 Nov, 10:25 ] Felicity Boyce shot William Alexander Armstrong (Red Grant). His alchemical powers could not save him this time

[11 Nov, 19:00 ] The Tea-party Crasher shot Michael Conterio (Arthur Penhalagion) (perhaps he will return when we need him most)

[11 Nov, 18:00 ] G.I. Bob was surprised in Sainsbury's

[11 Nov, 19:00 ] Sam Vimes killed Daniel Ross (Uiopas), who seemed to be a little bit confused about reporting attempts and competence

[11 Nov, 13:30 ] Sam Vimes cleaned up the force a bit by killing Jack Webster (Catch)

[8 Nov, 15:30 ] 768, the number of the beast, well for 'beast' read 'Des Lynam' or something. I dunno, call the Police! shot a rather suspicious innocent, who not only looked like the target, but even talked about assassins for a bit, before revealing that she was not actually Diane Doliveux

[11 Nov, 13:40 ] The Tea-party Crasher had a visitor

[10 Nov, 12:00 ] Shadowlord looked fort the inco cops Megan Sydney Davies Wykes, Rebecca Crawshaw, and Wen-Xi Chen

New on Saturday, 11 November

[10 Nov, 17:00 ] Grilled Cheese Sandwich looked for the incos Diane Doliveux and Lauren Smith

[10 Nov, 15:00 ] Ithilion and his faithful companion looked for Diego Hidalgo, Richard Gibson (ZOMG!) and Inconceivable!

[10 Nov, 12:48 ] Gar-Loq stabsessed Marcus Julian Carne King (Queen of Clubs)

[10 Nov, 17:30 ] This is a customer announcement...

[10 Nov, 13:15 ] Maria attacked Francesca Thrangorodrim Thompson (Frinkles) in hall, but was foiled when she commited suicide instead

[9 Nov, 22:20 ] Arthur Penhalagion visited Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short)

New on Friday, 10 November

[8 Nov, 16:30 ] Michael Patrick Wallace (^.^;;<|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||> AKA ^.^;;<||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||>) went on an innocent little inco-hunt, but Lim Hoe Kit had other plans than death

[9 Nov, 18:30 ] Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short) and PKZP200X went inco-hunting for Diane Doliveux, Michael Clarke and Ellen Turnbull (caspase) (who PKZP200X shot)

[8 Nov, 15:30 ] 768, the number of the beast, well for 'beast' read 'Des Lynam' or something. I dunno, call the Police! bang-killed Michael Clarke, but he was already dead

[8 Nov, 15:45 ] Sarah Donnelly wandered around SPT looking for Daniel Ross and Francesca Thrangorodrim Thompson

[9 Nov, 16:45 ] Jack Ruby and Seb Jefferies (Happy the Wonder Cat) lurked for Ellen Turnbull, but Jack Ruby was forced to put down his pet

[8 Nov, 16:45 ] Jack Ruby lurked for the inco Ellen Turnbull

[9 Nov, 19:10 ] Felix Aldonso went to Homerton, and shot the wanted criminal Jonathan Wright (JWiz) and the inco cop Samuel Edward Lilley (Zeus Fratelli)

[9 Nov, 19:00 ] Nurse Fletcher-Brown killed Stephen Legg (Sandy Dorston)

[9 Nov, 11:00 ] Don't Be The Bunny waited for PKZP200X

[8 Nov, 12:20 ] Felicity Boyce found Diego Hidalgo, but he stayed in his room

[8 Nov, 20:00 ] Space Ocelot and Shadowlord went hunting for various incos, including Scott David Appleton (Jackal), who Space Ocelot shot

[8 Nov, 19:00 ] The Crocodile of Doom in Raccoon's room

[6 Nov, 21:30 ] "Nevermore" quoth Joseph Darby (A Violent Pacifist) as he was shot, and then Space Ocelot shot Martyn Fredlund (Mr Right), and visits were paid to Ali Kharrazi, Diane Doliveux, Lauren Smith, Michael Clarke, Samuel Borin and Stephen Mounsey, all with help from Trillian Astra

[8 Nov, 22:00 ] Tom Wootten (The University Of Cambridge AKA Three for the normal players under the sky, more for the wanteds in colleges of stone, still more for incompetents doomed to die, One for the Umpires on their dark thrones in the Land of Caius where the Mafias lie. One Assassin to rule them all, One Assassin to find them, One Assassin to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of Caius where the Mafias lie.) waited for Janet Audrey Scott to finish $unspecified_activity, but she noticed him, and her killer rabbit mauled him to the death

[8 Nov, 19:40 ] Tom Wootten visited Janet Audrey Scott and Peter Prescott, but they were not in

New on Thursday, 9 November

[8 Nov, 00:30 ] Amos Micah How received a suspicious letter

[8 Nov, 18:30 ] The Smoking Gnu killed David Mack (De Cakm), and then took his rice pudding too

[8 Nov, 20:00 ] Wrecker_among_Meat_Benches shot Christian Richardt (Nightsquid)

[7 Nov, 11:00 ] How did Charles Curry solve a problem like Jenny Scott-Thompson (Maria)? With some help from Michael Patrick Wallace, that's how!

New on Wednesday, 8 November

[8 Nov, 13:47 ] The Duke used the trust of a kind young lady to kill Michael Clarke (Archangel)

New on Tuesday, 7 November

[6 Nov, 19:00 ] I wonder if Ellen Turnbull is cold too... ^.^;;<||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||>

[7 Nov, 22:00 ] Ali Kharrazi (kusanaki cyrus), Aphra Dowell (Jellybean), David Manning (Mr Pink), James Cox (thefoxycoxy), Nicholas Duncan (Nuck) and Stephen Mounsey (cheesesack) were removed from the game

[7 Nov, 11:00 ] Ithilion looked for Inconceivable! and ^.^;;<||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||>

[7 Nov, 00:00 ] The Tea-party Crasher found and shot Martyn Fredlund, but he was already dead

[6 Nov, 18:30 ] The Duke visited divers people, including Aphra Dowell and Nicholas Duncan

[7 Nov, 19:30 ] Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short) looked for Joseph Darby and Michael Clarke, but they were out

[7 Nov, 15:00 ] The Fursecutor-General looked for David Manning, but he was out

[6 Nov, 09:00 ] Please find me a witch doctor shot the wanted criminal Samuel Borin (The owner of a kleenexophagous dinosaur AKA The Marmite Monster) outside of his lectures

[6 Nov, 22:30 ] Code Monkey visited Lauren Elise Massey, Lauren Smith and Michael Clarke

[4 Nov, 17:15 ] Sam Vimes and Maria visited Stephanie Dyer (Dennis), who was shot by Maria

New on Monday, 6 November

[6 Nov, 16:01 ] Sam Vimes and Maria went looking for Alexander James Barron Higgs, Ben Copsey (the giant head) (killed by Maria), Rob Frimston (who was already dead), Yiwei Xie, Emily Wilsdon (The Penguin of Death) (killed by Sam Vimes), and Catriona Brown

[6 Nov, 16:00 ] Jack Ruby finally got Rob Frimston (Will Harding)

[6 Nov, 11:30 ] Now where could Polo Queen be? ^.^;;<||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||>

[6 Nov, 13:00 ] Lady Mustapha Ponyweather removed the inco policeman Dorian Dyer-Westacott

[6 Nov, 09:52 ] Lieutenant Charisma Colin Love shot the inco policeman Duncan Hawthorne (John Fru)

[6 Nov, 08:55 ] Inconceivable! waited for the inco Aphra Dowell

[5 Nov, 19:00 ] Jack Ruby was foiled again by Rob Frimston

[5 Nov, 21:00 ] Simeon Bird (Ocelot Hunter) killed David Gillespie (Kveldulf), but was shot in revenge by Francesca Thrangorodrim Thompson (although he was probably bearing at the time)

[5 Nov, 22:20 ] Daniel Charles Craik cleaned up the force a bit by killing Saul Glasman (Jethro Loss)

[5 Nov, 21:50 ] Tom Wootten waited for Janet Audrey Scott, but she was too smart for him

New on Sunday, 5 November

[4 Nov, 16:45 ] Jack Ruby starred in a play, but Rob Frimston failed to turn up

[4 Nov, 18:00 ] Felix Aldonso killed those pesky incos Rishi Baveja (ninja rish) and Sami Husa (Ormir)

[4 Nov, 13:40 ] Michael Patrick Wallace got cold looking for Aphra Dowell and Nicholas Duncan

[4 Nov, 23:00 ] Jack Ruby tried to find Rob Frimston again...

[2 Nov, 17:30 ] Lauren Grest had some concerns

[5 Nov, 13:30 ] Michael Patrick Wallace and Jacob Samuel Corteen looked for Diane Doliveux, Ellen Turnbull, Martyn Fredlund, and Siobhan Elizabeth Smith

[5 Nov, 14:00 ] Arthur Penhalagion looked for Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short)

[5 Nov, 11:00 ] Someone posted a bounty...

[1 Nov, 19:00 ] Jellybaby looked for various incos

[4 Nov, 18:30 ] Daniel Charles Craik killed the inco policeman Han-Ley Tang

[4 Nov, 16:15 ] Don't Be The Bunny turned out to be a bigger predator than Siobhan Elizabeth Smith (Wolf)

[4 Nov, 15:00 ] Jim removed the inco policeman Christopher Oates (Crap Shooter Heist)

[4 Nov, 12:45 ] Sam Vimes looked for Lauren Smith and Thomas Peach, as well as some inco police

[2 Nov, 18:00 ] boris looked for Inconceivable!

[30 Oct, 17:00 ] The Smoking Gnu visited David Molony and Martyn Fredlund

[3 Nov, 20:00 ] James Arnold placed a bounty on his own head

New on Friday, 3 November

[2 Nov, 20:00 ] PKZP200X killed the evil Thomas Peach (jelly baby), as well as hunting some other incos (including Ellen Turnbull and Francesca Thrangorodrim Thompson), with some help from Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short)

[1 Nov, 22:20 ] Inconceivable! killed the evil Robert Patterson(blackjack), for being incompetent

[3 Nov, 18:00 ] A friendly Xanthocroid looked for Ellen Turnbull and Lim Hoe Kit

[1 Nov, 13:30 ] Please find me a witch doctor removed the inco Giles Reger(The Selig), who prefered food over death

[3 Nov, 19:30 ] Baxter looked for Diane Doliveux, Michael Clarke and Thomas Peach

[3 Nov, 16:00 ] Colin Love and Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short) looked for Diane Doliveux and Joseph Darby, amongst others

[3 Nov, 14:00 ] Aravar looked for David Gillespie and Giles Reger

[3 Nov, 13:25 ] Felicity Boyce mutilated the corpse of Helen Bernacki

[2 Nov, 21:30 ] Samuel Borin killed someone he thought was Diane Doliveux, while Jonathan Alexander Davidson Atkins looked on

[2 Nov, 21:00 ] The Marmite Monster lurked for Michael Patrick Wallace

[2 Nov, 19:55 ] The Fursecutor-General tried some target practice

[2 Nov, 15:00 ] PC Please find me a witch doctor killed the inco Colm Gerard James Seeley (Justin Case)

[2 Nov, 15:30 ] Don't Be The Bunny looked for Thomas Peach

[2 Nov, 11:23 ] The Duke killed Helen Bernacki (Liapo)

[2 Nov, 11:00 ] Daniel Charles Craik killed Emma Smith (Toast)

[1 Nov, 13:35 ] Three for the normal players under the sky, more for the wanteds in colleges of stone, still more for incompetents doomed to die, One for the Umpires on their dark thrones in the Land of Caius where the Mafias lie. One Assassin to rule them all, One Assassin to find them, One Assassin to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of Caius where the Mafias lie. killed Kenneith HY Yong (yeoth)

[1 Nov, 19:00 ] Is Colm Gerard James Seeley in? ^.^;;<||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||>

[1 Nov, 19:25 ] Robert Patterson brutally murdered his neighbour Sabri Al-Safi (Scorpius AKA Malevolent Malediction), who was not a licit target for him

[1 Nov, 17:15 ] Colin Love looked for Nicholas Duncan

[1 Nov, 17:30 ] Danny White (Lurtz AKA Your friendly Sainsbury's employee) decided to die, and The Duke obliged him

[1 Nov, 17:00 ] G.I. Bob visited Matt Taylor (Ninja Holocaust), who in turn visited the grave

[1 Nov, 11:00 ] Sam Vimes looked for Ben Copsey and Catriona Brown

[1 Nov, 00:05 ] Three for the normal players under the sky, more for the wanteds in colleges of stone, still more for incompetents doomed to die, One for the Umpires on their dark thrones in the Land of Caius where the Mafias lie. One Assassin to rule them all, One Assassin to find them, One Assassin to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of Caius where the Mafias lie. tried to poison Kenneith HY Yong

[29 Oct, 19:00 ] Uiopas went for a tour of Cambridge, including the residences of Joseph Darby and Scott David Appleton

[30 Oct, 00:00 ] Michael Clarke stabbed Lewis Gregory James MacLachlan (Vigilante AKA ROTTEN MALIBU) for bearing

[30 Oct, 11:00 ] How do you poison a werewolf? Silver Cyanide. ^.^;;<||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||>

New on Tuesday, 31 October

[31 Oct, 12:30 ] Michael Patrick Wallace and Major Charisma Stephen McCann looked for the incos Laurence Watson and Kenneith HY Yong, along with some people in King's

[31 Oct, 12:00 ] Abhorsen looked for David Molony

[31 Oct, 18:00 ] Daniel Charles Craik hunted for Diane Doliveux, Michael Clarke, Thomas Peach and managed to kill Stephen Davidson (SHD)

[31 Oct, 16:00 ] The amazing Jacob Samuel Corteen shot another innocent (oh, and he got the evil Charlotte Heron (The Process of Putrification has already begun....) too)

[31 Oct, 14:25 ] Arthur Penhalagion rode forth to find Robert Patterson

[31 Oct, 14:45 ] Maria looked for the evil Lewis Gregory James MacLachlan

[31 Oct, 15:00 ] Lurtz placed a bounty...

[31 Oct, 11:40 ] Is Rishi Baveja around? ^.^;;<||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||>

[31 Oct, 13:30 ] Scorpius and The Tea-party Crasher found Alexey Pokrovskiy (The Spirit and the Dust), and Scorpius shot him

[31 Oct, 14:30 ] It turned out that The Tea-party Crasher and Scorpius hadn't left Chris Smowton (Nurse Bernard) alone, and gone home

[31 Oct, 14:00 ] The Tea-party Crasher and Scorpius visited Nurse Bernard

[31 Oct, 11:00 ] Tom Wootten saw Jacob Samuel Corteen. Hijinks ensued

[31 Oct, 08:50 ] Three for the normal players under the sky, more for the wanteds in colleges of stone, still more for incompetents doomed to die, One for the Umpires on their dark thrones in the Land of Caius where the Mafias lie. One Assassin to rule them all, One Assassin to find them, One Assassin to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of Caius where the Mafias lie. shot David Molony (mxlemming) as he left the shower

[30 Oct, 18:00 ] Evil Genius Mark IV killed the incompetent police officer James Rainford

[29 Oct, 22:30 ] Lewis Gregory James MacLachlan made an attempt with an unlicensed weapon (and killed a couple of innocents while he was at it)

[30 Oct, 17:30 ] A quick look for Lim Hoe Kit and William Timmis (I think). ^.^;;<|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||>

[30 Oct, 16:10 ] David Smith (A little man in a big coat) attacked Scott David Appleton, but ended up being shot by Scott David Appleton, thanks to a rather naughty ruse by David Gillespie

[30 Oct, 18:30 ] Baxter looked for the evil Daniel Charles Craik

[30 Oct, 15:30 ] Felix Aldonso removed the incompetent William Timmis (The Masked Moose)

[30 Oct, 18:30 ] Lady Mustapha Ponyweather killed Meng Li (delirium)

[30 Oct, 17:00 ] After using an illegal weapon earlier, Jonathan Wright went back and stabbed Michael Youtsos with a legal weapon

[30 Oct, 15:15 ] Michael Patrick Wallace tried to find Martyn Fredlund, got bored, and looked for Kenneith HY Yong, but neither were in

[30 Oct, 01:30 ] Michael Patrick Wallace tactically retreated from Daniel Charles Craik

[30 Oct, 13:49 ] The Duke made his mark, Isabel McCann (Louis), and said goodbye to her

[30 Oct, 11:00 ] Jonathan Wright attacked Michael Youtsos with a weapon not allowed in the rules

[29 Oct, 14:00 ] Felicity Boyce tried to find Helen Bernacki

[29 Oct, 23:30 ] The Marmite Monster went on the prowl

[29 Oct, 20:45 ] Three for the normal players under the sky, more for the wanteds in colleges of stone, still more for incompetents doomed to die, One for the Umpires on their dark thrones in the Land of Caius where the Mafias lie. One Assassin to rule them all, One Assassin to find them, One Assassin to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of Caius where the Mafias lie. sent a poisoned letter to The Masked Moose

[29 Oct, 20:00 ] Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short) looked for the incompetent assassins Joseph Darby and Thomas Peach

New on Sunday, 29 October

[23 Oct, 15:00 ] Diego Hidalgo, Rishi Baveja and Sami Husa had a visitor. ^.^;;<||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||>

[29 Oct, 10:25 ] The University Of Cambridge wrote a strongly worded letter concerning Kenneith HY Yong

[28 Oct, 13:30 ] Wolf hunted for Minette Hermitage (who would not open the door), and mxlemming (who wasn't in)

[29 Oct, 18:00 ] A friendly Xanthocroid tried to find yeoth, and took a few pot shots at the corrupt Jacob Samuel Corteen on the way

[23 Oct, 10:00 ] Xanthocroid- a person with fair hair and pale complexion had the chance to kill Olesya Kryshevich and Ting Zhang taken away from her

[29 Oct, 15:00 ] The Polo Queen tried to assassinate Don't Be The Bunny

[23 Oct, 18:30 ] James Nicholas Uffindell and Michael Donaghy (Jessica Kingsley Publishers AKA Peppy Hare) had a duel!

[29 Oct, 11:30 ] The Fursecutor-General tried to deliver justice to Daniel Charles Craik

[29 Oct, 12:00 ] A little man in a big coat tried to find Jack Ruby

[28 Oct, 18:00 ] The Marmite Monster tried to omm-nom-nom Michael Patrick Wallace

[28 Oct, 17:00 ] Don't Be The Bunny looked for the evil Thomas Peach

[28 Oct, 14:00 ] Tom Wootten mutilated the corpse of (name removed to protect the innocent)

New on Saturday, 28 October

[27 Oct, 19:45 ] Daniel Charles Craik invited Shida Dong (Letheanmere) to a party

[27 Oct, 23:30 ] That (name removed to protect the innocent) (Old Bull Lee) should meet his maker so soon? Inconceivable!

[27 Oct, 15:55 ] Charlotte Heron was a naughty girl

[26 Oct, 20:00 ] Daniel Charles Craik went incohunting, got a bit too paranoid, and shot his own non-player accomplice

[28 Oct, 09:00 ] Nurse Bernard looked around for Aphra Dowell and Nicholas Duncan, but neither appeared

New on Friday, 27 October

[27 Oct, 21:30 ] Lurtz stabbed the incompetent Marcus Julian Carne King (Queen of Clubs) until he was quite dead

[27 Oct, 18:30 ] Jack Ruby and his cat (PC Happy the Wonder Cat) looked for the inco Ali Kharrazi

[26 Oct, 16:00 ] Michael Patrick Wallace went looking for the incos Joseph Darby and Thomas Peach, but instead found an innocent in the wrong room

[21 Oct, 18:00 ] The University Of Cambridge placed a bounty on some people...

[27 Oct, 14:00 ] Lieutenant Charisma Colin Love and Felix Aldonso looked for (name removed to protect the innocent), Kenneith HY Yong, Ng Yi Chung (who Colin Love stabbed) and Timothy Checkley (who was dead)

[27 Oct, 14:35 ] Arthur Penhalagion looked for Louis, but he wasn't in (again)

[27 Oct, 13:53 ] The Duke destroyed Timothy Checkley (The Moth)

[26 Oct, 20:00 ] Nurse Bernard looked for Isabel McCann and Nuck, but they were both out

[26 Oct, 18:15 ] Sarah Donnelly exterminated Robert Crowston (Code Monkey), with a little help from Michael Patrick Wallace

[26 Oct, 22:00 ] Jacob Samuel Corteen shot an innocent for standing next to Christopher Kit Tagg (BOSS T), who he shot as well, and then went and did the wrong room thing with Thomas Peach

New on Thursday, 26 October

[26 Oct, 16:50 ] The Fursecutor-General offended Happy the Wonder Cat's honour

[26 Oct, 09:40 ] Felix Aldonso killed Adam James Hall (Captain spandex), and then visited Thomas Peach, who failed to live where he had said he did

[25 Oct, 23:00 ] Someone posted some more bounties, and donated chocolate to the needy

[25 Oct, 16:25 ] PC Edward Burgess (Trillian) tried to kill the inco Kenneith HY Yong, but got shot instead

[26 Oct, 11:10 ] 768, the number of the beast, well for 'beast' read 'Des Lynam' or something. I dunno, call the Police! pompt du pompt Olivier Bel (Finrolf)

New on Wednesday, 25 October

[24 Oct, 19:30 ] SWAT Raid!

[23 Oct, 19:20 ] Lurtz took out the inco Kanika Saigal (Long) with help from The Duke

[24 Oct, 17:00 ] The Marmite Monster looked for the various incos in Christ's College

[25 Oct, 12:30 ] Justin Case tried to find Wrecker_among_Meat_Benches

[21 Oct, 12:30 ] Red Grant poisoned Ting Zhang (Tinkyhippo)

[24 Oct, 21:00 ] Abhorsen and caspase looked for The Process of Putrification has already begun.... and shot Tinkyhippo (who was already dead)

[24 Oct, 20:30 ] Code Monkey tried Old Bull Lee's door

[24 Oct, 15:55 ] The Masked Moose burst into Chris Longworth (Quigley)'s office, and shot him

[24 Oct, 13:00 ] The Duke stabbed Her Majesty, The Queen of Sheba, defender of the faith, destroyer of souls, and raccoons' bane, but she was already dead

[22 Oct, 12:00 ] Polo Queen poisoned Rowena Eason (Her Majesty, The Queen of Sheba, defender of the faith, destroyer of souls, and raccoons' bane)

New on Tuesday, 24 October

[24 Oct, 17:30 ] A customer announcement from Your friendly Sainsbury's employee

[24 Oct, 10:00 ] Kashi Gorton (Flash), Flash, I love you, but we only have 5 mins to get shot by PC Please find me a witch doctor

[24 Oct, 08:30 ] The Selig lurked for The Masked Moose

[23 Oct, 13:30 ] Lieutenant Charisma Shadowlord sat down to lunch with the inco James Wilson (irish-aces)

[23 Oct, 18:45 ] PCs Please find me a witch doctor and Jellybaby removed the inco Morgan Lewis Sobokta (Morgasm)

[22 Oct, 15:30 ] Archangel sent a poisoned letter to blackjack, but failed to kill him

[22 Oct, 21:00 ] Scorpius and The Tea-party Crasher looked for The Spirit and the Dust, Mr Right and Mjollnir

[23 Oct, 10:10 ] Aaron Gordon Curtis (phlogiston) and (name removed) (Jingellie) suffered collateral damage at the hands of The Fursecutor-General.

[23 Oct, 20:00 ] Lady Mustapha Ponyweather tried to get rid of Morgan Lewis Sobokta, who was already dead

[23 Oct, 19:30 ] Jack Ruby finished his dinner, and then stabbed Lia Chappell (The Wanderer) while she was preparing hers

[21 Oct, 19:00 ] Wrecker_among_Meat_Benches tried to kill Queen of Clubs

New on Monday, 23 October

[22 Oct, 14:00 ] Incobash!

[23 Oct, 15:00 ] Eystein P. Thanisch poisoned a door handle...

[23 Oct, 12:15 ] Silver Cyanide tried to find Her Majesty, The Queen of Sheba, defender of the faith, destroyer of souls, and raccoons' bane

[23 Oct, 11:00 ] PC Happy the Wonder Cat shot Christopher Andrew Morgan Hill (the ninja) outside of his lectures

[23 Oct, 12:30 ] Diane Doliveux discovered poisoned letters in her pigeonhole from Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short) and Red Grant

New on Sunday, 22 October

[22 Oct, 21:00 ] The Tea-party Crasher tried to find Mr Right

[21 Oct, 12:10 ] The Fursecutor-General published a list

[21 Oct, 21:00 ] mxlemming looked for Jackal

[22 Oct, 17:00 ] Scorpius decided to update us all on the current situation

[22 Oct, 16:00 ] 1.) ^.^;;<|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||> 2.) ...

[22 Oct, 15:00 ] Minette Hermitage went to find The University Of Cambridge

[22 Oct, 15:00 ] delirium looked for Inconceivable! in the rain

[21 Oct, 18:00 ] Nurse Bernard sent Stephen Legg (Sandy Dorston) to meet his maker

[20 Oct, 11:00 ] Mjollnir looked for the Code Monkey with Letheanmere

[22 Oct, 10:45 ] A little man in a big coat almost shot an innocent in Wolverine's room

[22 Oct, 11:10 ] Mr Right sent a poisoned letter to Jack Ruby

[21 Oct, 20:00 ] A friendly Xanthocroid visited yeoth, amongst other things

[17 Oct, 20:00 ] The Masked Moose looked for Quigley

[21 Oct, 14:00 ] Wolf hunted for mxlemming

[21 Oct, 21:10 ] Inconceivable! That Jess Hatchett (Wolverine) should die?

[21 Oct, 23:30 ] Emily Wilsdon (The Penguin of Death) looked for Jackal, but decided to knock on the door of David Gillespie (Kveldulf) as well, who shot her while Frinkles looked on

[20 Oct, 19:15 ] Uiopas lay aside his reading material to find The Tea-party Crasher

[20 Oct, 19:30 ] A little man in a big coat shot Anyetta White (The Smoking Gnu) a bit

New on Saturday, 21 October

[20 Oct, 15:00 ] Arthur Penhalagion rode forth to find Louis

[20 Oct, 18:15 ] Sarah Donnelly murdered an innocent young man, without provocation (except that he was bearing)

[16 Oct, 21:00 ] JWiz zoomed around after Archangel, but didn't catch him

[21 Oct, 11:30 ] A little man in a big coat and Maria tried to find Vigilante and Nuck, but didn't manage to take them out

[21 Oct, 10:30 ] The Selig almost tried to kill The Masked Moose

[20 Oct, 18:00 ] Don't Be The Bunny tried to poison The Selig, but did not succeed

[20 Oct, 22:00 ] Charles Curry shot a legal innocent for bearing

[20 Oct, 23:00 ] Jessica Kingsley Publishers published PC Jacob Samuel Corteen (Which Doctor?) straight to hell

[20 Oct, 15:30 ] Red Grant left a deadly note for Helen Frances Holmes

[19 Oct, 20:00 ] Someone thought that people were being nasty to the Umpires

New on Friday, 20 October

[20 Oct, 08:30 ] The Undead PC Which Doctor? went all the way to Girton again to kill Helen Frances Holmes (*my*friend*goo*)

[19 Oct, 11:45 ] Sarah Donnelly and Captain Charisma Stephen McCann visited Jonathan Alexander Davidson Atkins (Legs) in lectures, after which Stephen McCann killed him

[20 Oct, 12:55 ] Felix Aldonso showed Duncan Hawthorne (John Fru) the price of bearing weapons, while Shadowlord looked on

[20 Oct, 13:30 ] David Gillespie (Kveldulf) was poisoned by The Process of Putrification has already begun....

[19 Oct, 12:10 ] Captain Conciseness enlightened us all once more

[20 Oct, 09:55 ] Shadowlord shot the corpse of Helen Frances Holmes a bit

[20 Oct, 08:30 ] The Smoking Gnu pondered what sort of snack to offer the corpse of Richard Manns (V)

[19 Oct, 21:00 ] The Marmite Monster looked for Felix Aldonso

[20 Oct, 20:30 ] Jackal tried to find larry the llama, but had no success

[19 Oct, 20:00 ] Kveldulf obliterated Yiwei Xie (huh?)

[17 Oct, 14:00 ] Jack Ruby looked for Jim, but didn't find him

[19 Oct, 19:00 ] Another bounty was posted...

[19 Oct, 18:00 ] Justin Case tried to deliver some poisoned letters to Wrecker_among_Meat_Benches and Jessica Kingsley Publishers, but couldn't even find their pigeonholes

New on Thursday, 19 October

[18 Oct, 22:00 ] The Spirit and the Dust travelled for many a day in the dark to find the evil Helen Frances Holmes

[17 Oct, 18:00 ] WTF? PKZP200X.

[19 Oct, 12:05 ] Lieutenant Charisma Shadowlord visited Helen Frances Holmes and Jonathan Alexander Davidson Atkins at their lectures

[19 Oct, 11:00 ] Luke Barbanneau (WTF?) was destroyed by PKZP200X

[18 Oct, 21:15 ] Shadowlord, of internal affairs, removed the corrupt Jacob Samuel Corteen (The Witch Doctor)

[18 Oct, 18:00 ] Yiff or no yiff? ^.^;;<|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||>

[18 Oct, 14:00 ] An Umpire stabbed Michael Patrick Wallace for bearing gifts

[16 Oct, 19:00 ] The University Of Cambridge declared Lauren Elise Massey (Red Ren) not to have deserved honours, with a poisoned letter

[18 Oct, 09:45 ] The evil PC The Witch Doctor looked for the even more evil Jonathan Alexander Davidson Atkins (but didn't guard his house)

[18 Oct, 17:00 ] The Witch Doctor went all the way to Girton to find Helen Frances Holmes

[18 Oct, 11:55 ] The Witch Doctor lurked for Jonathan Alexander Davidson Atkins outside his lectures

[18 Oct, 18:30 ] James Arnold (Jim) besieged The Tea-party Crasher within his room, but blackjack was called, and saved the day

New on Wednesday, 18 October

[18 Oct, 15:30 ] Scorpius removed the brains of Edward Burgess (Soothsayer AKA Trillian) with a fork and spoon

[18 Oct, 13:30 ] The Duke also noticed someone hanging around outside Jonathan Alexander Davidson Atkins's abode

[18 Oct, 13:55 ] WTF? Peppy Hare? I ordered Fox McCloud!

[17 Oct, 12:30 ] PC The Witch Doctor looked for Matt Taylor, not knowing that he had already been taken out, and managed to shoot an innocent, thanks to 768, the number of the beast, well for 'beast' read 'Des Lynam' or something. I dunno, call the Police!'s expert eye

[18 Oct, 12:30 ] Jonathan Alexander Davidson Atkins went out for lunch

[18 Oct, 08:30 ] Felix Aldonso removed Christian Richardt (Nightsquid) as he returned from preparing his breakfast

[17 Oct, 09:58 ] PC The Witch Doctor chased after Jonathan Alexander Davidson Atkins for a bit

[17 Oct, 21:30 ] Abhorsen killed Iain Monro (Citrus Kennedy Biscuit Jones III), with a little help from caspase

[17 Oct, 23:00 ] Kveldulf lurked in the shadows for Long

[17 Oct, 23:10 ] Frinkles fluffled Dan Jackson (Jack) with some assistance from Kveldulf, but he didn't seem to like it much

New on Tuesday, 17 October

[17 Oct, 12:00 ] The University Of Cambridge poisoned James Richard Zygmunt Collopy (little miss late)

[17 Oct, 09:25 ] Jessica Kingsley Publishers looked for Matt Taylor, but he was already dead

[17 Oct, 11:30 ] Michael Patrick Wallace and Captain Charisma 768, the number of the beast, well for 'beast' read 'Des Lynam' or something. I dunno, call the Police! went looking for a naughty wanted, and found PC The Witch Doctor on the way

[17 Oct, 14:50 ] A little man in a big coat and Maria went to get rid of the competition, but someone had got there first

[17 Oct, 12:00 ] Lurtz stabbed Peter Prescott (El Mariachi) to the death

[17 Oct, 08:55 ] Jessica Kingsley Publishers rejected a new book from A. S. Sassin (lodgoc)

[17 Oct, 08:25 ] Emma Smith (Toast) was eaten by The Smoking Gnu

[13 Oct, 22:43 ] Excitement! In a bar!

[17 Oct, 01:10 ] Saul Glasman (Jethro Loss) was mercilessly slaughtered by Lady Mustapha Ponyweather's poisoned letter

[16 Oct, 23:15 ] The evil Matt Taylor (Ninja Holocaust) was defeated by PC Shadowlord

[16 Oct, 23:00 ] Someone overreacted to a spelling mistake

[16 Oct, 12:20 ] Silver Cyanide went looking for Wrecker_among_Meat_Benches, and then ran away very quickly

[16 Oct, 12:00 ] A non-player received a poisoned letter from Thomas White

New on Monday, 16 October

[16 Oct, 13:00 ] Helen Frances Holmes sent a poisoned letter to Nightsquid, who failed to be convinced by it

[16 Oct, 14:00 ] Matt Taylor received a poisoned letter from James O'Driscoll (from beyond the grave), but got his neighbour to open it instead

[16 Oct, 12:30 ] Lurtz tried to find El Mariachi (possibly some sort of hobbit), but failed to do so

[16 Oct, 18:20 ] David Birch noted that points mean prizes

[16 Oct, 13:30 ] Vigilante took out Megan Sydney Davies Wykes (Raven) as she returned from the library

[16 Oct, 16:00 ] A bounty was placed on the head of that notorious furry, Michael Donaghy

[16 Oct, 12:00 ] PC The Witch Doctor looked for that naughty wanted Jonathan Alexander Davidson Atkins, but failed to find him

[16 Oct, 13:10 ] Jessica Kingsley Publishers looked for Kyramud hodayc (or just Kyramud for short), but to no avail

[16 Oct, 13:30 ] Robert Crowston placed a bounty on his own head

[16 Oct, 13:00 ] Sarah Donnelly tried to steal a baby, but the Umpire saved it with his superpowers

[15 Oct, 19:00 ] Xanthocroid- a person with fair hair and pale complexion took a potshot at Ed Heaney

[13 Oct, 23:30 ] Jacob Samuel Corteen (Witch Doctor) claims he was set up to be killed by The Smoking Gnu

[15 Oct, 20:00 ] James O'Driscoll (Rorschach) looked for Crap Shooter Heist, gave up, and then got stabbed by Ninja Holocaust

[15 Oct, 19:00 ] 768, the number of the beast, well for 'beast' read 'Des Lynam' or something. I dunno, call the Police! found Mr. Edward 'The A. stands for Casual Sex' Heaney, and shot him

[15 Oct, 22:15 ] Legs found Mr Right, but nothing interesting happened

[15 Oct, 15:30 ] V was on a vendetta against Lady Mustapha Ponyweather, but failed to find her

New on Sunday, 15 October

[14 Oct, 18:30 ] El Mariachi killed Thomas White (Fred), who not to be outdone hospitalised himself.

[14 Oct, 15:00 ] The Umpire saw Edward A. Heaney

[15 Oct, 20:00 ] Queen of Clubs managed to eliminate Rob Frimston(Will Harding) using a poisoned letter

[14 Oct, 20:00 ] Christopher Oates(Crap Shooter Heist) was poisoned by Rorschach

[15 Oct, 19:00 ] Citrus Kennedy Biscuit Jones III continued to do nothing

[15 Oct, 17:10 ] The Nightsquid removed Thomas Barfield (Shaky Pete)

[14 Oct, 15:00 ] Crap Shooter Heist eliminated Samuel Edward Lilley (Zeus Fratelli)

[15 Oct, 15:30 ] Michael Donaghy wasted his time looking for Christopher Oates, who was already dead

[15 Oct, 15:00 ] Charles Curry did his laundry

[14 Oct, 21:04 ] The Duke helped Grilled Cheese Sandwich overcome Judith Reeks (Estyrien)

[14 Oct, 17:01 ] Samuel Borin mutilated Ben Copsey, which wasn't very nice of him

[14 Oct, 13:40 ] Scorpius and Ninja Holocaust achieved a remarkably unsuccessful stake-out looking for Sarah Donnelly

[14 Oct, 20:46 ] Kveldulf and Legs exchanged bangs

[14 Oct, 20:45 ] Grilled Cheese Sandwich and The Duke couldn't bring themselves to kill each other.

[13 Oct, 22:30 ] Kveldulf spent some time looking for Ben Copsey

[14 Oct, 12:45 ] Code Monkey had a play with Michael Donaghy's gun, and in the process killed Jack Webster (Catch)

[14 Oct, 10:40 ] The Selig went hunting for The Masked Moose, but couldn't find it.

[14 Oct, 14:30 ] Christian Fletcher Warran and Michael Patrick Wallace went for a lovely strole together, and on the way completely failed to spot Ben Copsey

[14 Oct, 16:15 ] PKZP200X went for a walk but found nothing of interest

[14 Oct, 16:20 ] The death of Ben Copsey (the giant head) is proof that you don't need a Police Force if your mafia is big enough

[14 Oct, 17:56 ] Sarah Donnelly found some free things!

New on Saturday, 14 October

[13 Oct, 11:55 ] The Umpire bang-killed Sarah Donnelly

[14 Oct, 10:28 ] Soothsayer correctly predicted that his target would want a shower. Stephanie Dyer (Dennis) wishes he hadn't.

[13 Oct, 19:26 ] The Duke brutally mudered Rebecca Crawshaw (Jane Smith)

[13 Oct, 21:42 ] Legs posted a bounty

New on Friday, 13 October

[13 Oct, 17:30 ] Jonathan Alexander Davidson Atkins tried to take somone out, but failed to actually do so

[13 Oct, 19:10 ] Ben Copsey thought he was being targeted by someone who wasn't playing, so he shot him, and then shot the non PVC-clad assistant to the Captain Charisma of the Police force. How rude.

[13 Oct, 17:30 ] The Witch Doctor wanted a Wolf for spare parts, but failed to find one

[13 Oct, 17:30 ] Soothsayer and an accomplice went looking for Dennis, but quickly got bored and went for food

[13 Oct, 14:00 ] Soothsayer predicted that A little man in a big coat would be in. The fates were displeased, and changed the outcome of the vision

[13 Oct, 15:02 ] Scorpius didn't like his supervision work

[13 Oct, 14:41 ] Edward Heaney, renound Alchemist, requested that he be made a legal target for everyone playing

[13 Oct, 09:15 ] Lady Mustapha Ponyweather poisoned Toby Peter Campbell Smith (The Betrayer)

[13 Oct, 13:30 ] Nightsquid lurked for Wolverine again, with no luck

[13 Oct, 13:00 ] Nightsquid saw Shaky Pete, but couldn't do anything about it

[12 Oct, 15:15 ] A little man in a big coat tried to cause a Ninja Holocaust. Oh, and apparently Jessica Kingsley Publishers was there too

[13 Oct, 12:00 ] Jonathan Alexander Davidson Atkins managed to shoot an innocent

[12 Oct, 23:50 ] A bounty was placed on Michael Patrick Wallace...

[13 Oct, 12:25 ] Someone doesn't like word games...

[12 Oct, 18:30 ] The owner of a kleenexophagous dinosaur took his pet for a walk near to Shaky Pete

[12 Oct, 19:20 ] Michael Patrick Wallace was a Pheasant-hearted Deathmaster, so Rorschach came and did his dirty work for him, by brutally slaying poor Colin Love (Shadowlord) for bearing (the fiend)

[13 Oct, 00:29 ] Sarah Donnelly noticed some subtle assassins

[12 Oct, 23:00 ] Michael Patrick Wallace saw his hatship

[12 Oct, 12:00 ] Citrus Kennedy Biscuit Jones III visited all of his targets, like a good boy, but he didn't see any of them, not even Jingellie

[12 Oct, 14:00 ] Someone tried to make The Tea-party Crasher wet

[12 Oct, 10:00 ] Witch Doctor cast some bones at De Cakm, for some reason...

New on Thursday, 12 October

[12 Oct, 17:22 ] Jacob Samuel Corteen gave David Mack (De Cakm) what he deserved

[12 Oct, 17:30 ] Minette Hermitage took both a DVD and life from Hywel Carver (The Initial Pseudonym)

[12 Oct, 17:20 ] The Tea-party Crasher knifed Wen-Xi Chen (Pink Panda). There was no tea involved.

[12 Oct, 14:05 ] Pink Panda lurked for a bit for Raven, but left to do work

[12 Oct, 15:15 ] Nightsquid found no sign of Wolverine

[12 Oct, 14:15 ] Scorpius despatched his would be assassin, James Rainford (The Git)

[12 Oct, 13:05 ] Michael Donaghy outgunned Sarah Lilley (Jellybaby) outside her lectures

[12 Oct, 14:05 ] Jim defeated Stephen Davidson (SHD) in mortal combat

[12 Oct, 13:53 ] The Ninja Holocaust eliminated a foul pirate known as Marta Malaj (Mer)

[12 Oct, 12:42 ] Soothsayer predicted a kill of Catriona Brown (Jessica Rabbit)

[12 Oct, 12:30 ] Vigilante brutally, accidentally slit the throat of Tan Yi-xun (Colonel Mustard) with a spear

[12 Oct, 09:53 ] WTF? sent a deadly vector towards Dorian Dyer-Westacott (Lobsang dod)

[12 Oct, 08:45 ] Matthew Causier (Evil Genius Mark IV) was stabbed in the bike sheds by blackjack (sounds painful)

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