Here is a list of members of our loyal police, charged with protecting Cambridge from murderers of innocents and people that annoy the all powerful Umpire:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | Email Address | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Notes |
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The Goblin King | Jareth | Valentin Foley | assassins-umpire@srcf.ucam.org | 6 Trumpington Street, Room 1 | Corpus Christi | Water With Care | The all-powerful Umpire! Will gladly: provide advice on all things assassinatorial; arrange police backup for those hunting Wanted or Incompentent players; duel anyone for competency/cookies/the aesthetic. Feel free to get in touch at any time. |
General of the Goblin Army | Hoggle | Nicholas Heitler | nickheitler@gmail.com | 43 Gilbert Road | The Real World | No Water | |
General of the Goblin Army | Mandos | Leo Zlotnikov | lz375@cam.ac.uk | ABC 308 | Homerton | Water With Care | |
Lance-Corporal of the Goblin Army | Sawuman the Right | David Evans | dav1d_evans@icloud.com | Sherlock Court I09A | St Catharine's | No Water | |
Grenadier Goblin | Scared, Potter? | Mahika Dixit | mkd31@cam.ac.uk | First Court B3 | St John's | No Water | OoB if holding a violin. I have a roommate. |
Grenadier Goblin | Sad Samurai | Bence Balazs | bb563@cam.ac.uk | Third Court Rb5 | Christ's | No Water | OoB while cycling |
Grenadier Goblin | Mr Resourceful | Jacob Rowlands | jdr45@cam.ac.uk | North Court R, Room 8 | Jesus | No Water | |
Grenadier Goblin | The Thirteenth Hour | Tarun Chapman | tsc41@cam.ac.uk | Blyth Building 27, Third Court | Christ's | No Water | |
Grenadier Goblin | Randomium | Ross Brown | rjb255@cam.ac.uk | A20 | Robinson | No Water | |
Grenadier Goblin | Sir Lamp of the Mothlands | Jack Hughes | joh32@cam.ac.uk | Churchill | No Water | ||
Grenadier Goblin | Ariana Stark | Sarah Royle | smr70@cam.ac.uk | P5 Central Site | Trinity Hall | No Water | OoB while cycling |
Goblin Footsoldier | Sir Michael, Knight of the slanted desk, nth herald of Bob the magnificent | Thomas Adamson | ta411@cam.ac.uk | South Court, Room G18 | Homerton | No Water | OoB while cycling. OoB in motorcycle leathers. |
Goblin Footsoldier | Help! My Neighbour Is The Chief Of Police! | Roddy MacSween | rlm72@cam.ac.uk | ABC 309 | Homerton | No Water | |
Goblin Footsoldier | Tor | Victoria (Tor) Catherall | vc368@cam.ac.uk | M3 | Robinson | Full Water | OoB whilce cycling |
Recent Changeling | The Gentleman | Alexander (Alex) Hibbert | ajh269@alumni.cam.ac.uk | [Some distance away] | Formerly of Magdalene | No Water | Former Umpire, current Guild Facilitator. No longer resident in Cambridge, but that doesn't mean I won't be back... |
Recent Changeling | Amy Santiago | Sophie Beardall | svgb2@cam.ac.uk | Library Court T9 | Corpus Christi | No Water | |
Recent Changeling | Commander Sam Vimes | Jonah Walker | jmw258@cam.ac.uk | Old Court N6 | Corpus Christi | No Water | |
Recent Changeling | Ted Hastings | Thomas (Tom) Nunan | twn28@cam.ac.uk | Library Court T1 | Corpus Christi | No Water | |
Recent Changeling | Gro | Lee Yi | yl697@cam.ac.uk | Blue Boar P1 | Trinity | No Water | |
Recent Changeling | rescue.power.digs | Joe Malt | jsm84@cam.ac.uk | 5f, North Court | Churchill | Water With Care | |
Recent Changeling | The Plot Hole Fixing Wizard | Michael Warman | michael.warman2@googlemail.com | Eastern London | The Real World | No Water | |
Recent Changeling | The Vicious Goblin | Adrian del Ser | ad895@cam.ac.uk | East Court 38M | Churchill | No Water | OoB while cycling and when carrying my cello. Please don't knock at my door asking for me to show you where I keep my pasta, I'm sure you can do better! |
Recent Changeling | Heavy brass | Samuel Johnson | sj560@cam.ac.uk | Main Site P2 | Trinity Hall | No Water | |
Recent Changeling | Ali | Ali Farah | ali-farah@hotmail.com | Friar's P2 | Queens' | Water With Care | |
Recent Changeling | CakeMix | Gokulan (Gok) Vethanayakam | gv286@cam.ac.uk | M11 | Trinity Hall | Water With Care | |
Recent Changeling | Gansoku | Nissim Chekroun | nc536@cam.ac.uk | My lectures timetable is as follows : MWF 10-11 and 12-13 in Mill lane lecture room 9; Tue, Thu, Sat 9-10 in Bristol Myers-Squibb Lecture Theatre; Tue, Thu 11-12 in William Gates Building Lecture Theatre 1. | Sidney Sussex | No Water | OoB while cycling |
Recent Changeling | Sir Perfluous | Benjamin Gibson | bjg53@cam.ac.uk | 7 St Peter's Terrace, Room 1 | Peterhouse | Water With Care | |
Recent Changeling | Em, a clueless fresher | Emily Beatty | eb746@cam.ac.uk | B20 Angel Court | Trinity | Water With Care | OoB while cycling |
Recent Changeling | The Legs | Patrick Farnworth | prf24@cam.ac.uk | Room 30, Spalding Hostel, Pea's Hill | King's | No Water | |
Recent Changeling | lillith | Abigail (Abi) Wilkinson | arw92@cam.ac.uk | Fisher T13 | Queens' | No Water | OoB while cycling |
Recent Changeling | Kai'sa | Kevin Shen | ks871@cam.ac.uk | Cripps Court BB04 | Queens' | Full Water | |
Recent Changeling | Buttercop | Charles Li | zl395@cam.ac.uk | F14 but frequently spotted in CU botanical garden | Robinson | Water With Care | OoB while cycling |
Recent Changeling | BenTheChicken | Eleanor (Ellie) Chapman | ebc27@cam.ac.uk | 8M North Court | Churchill | Water With Care | |
Recent Changeling | Inconceivable! | Ruby Tupling | ajh269@alumni.cam.ac.uk | The Real World | No Water | ||
Recent Changeling | The Doctor | Sergio Hernan | sh912@cam.ac.uk | Blundell Court 401 | Sidney Sussex | No Water | OoB while cycling |
Recent Changeling | Celaena Sardothien | Louise Barnaby | leb67@cam.ac.uk | P14 | Robinson | No Water | I have a room-mate in P13 |
Recent Changeling | Ferdinand Topham | Anthony Lim | ajcl3@cam.ac.uk | St Michael's Court A4 | Gonville and Caius | No Water | |
Recent Changeling | Hutmann, the Prematurely Obliterated of the Western Marshlands | Alex Craggs | ajc328@cam.ac.uk | A20 (Old Court), Selwyn College, Grange Road | Selwyn | Water With Care | OoB while cycling |
Recent Changeling | Rikt Grulk | Luc Liedtke | ll579@cam.ac.uk | North Court B8b | St John's | No Water | OoB while cycling |
Recent Changeling | Marlo | Sheamol Obeda | msko2@cam.ac.uk | Keynes 408 | King's | No Water | |
Recent Changeling | Agrajag the Mostly Harmless | Sean Gebbett | sg876@cam.ac.uk | Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday - 09:00-10:00 - Bristol-Myers Squibb lecture theatre Monday, Wednesday, Friday - 10:00-11:00 and 12:00-13:00 - Mill Lane room 9 Tuesday, Thursday - 11:00-12:00 - Lecture Theatre 1, William Gates Building | Churchill | No Water | Address OoB. Water with care when I've got my backpack because it'll have my laptop in it. |
Recent Changeling | Zack Attack | Zarya Oh | zlcrxo2@cam.ac.uk | Cripps' Court M20 | Selwyn | Water With Care | |
Recent Changeling | Gerblerb the Gerblin | Lisa She-Yin | ls819@cam.ac.uk | L33 Cripps Court | Selwyn | Water With Care | OoB while cycling |
Recent Changeling | Lord Farquaard | Yuhang Xie | yx306@cam.ac.uk | Old Garden Hostel C8 | King's | Water With Care | |
Recent Changeling | Asahi Kuga | Andrew Browne | ajb329@cam.ac.uk | L8 | Wolfson | Water With Care | No contact weapons. OoB on the way to external sporting fixtures on the 10th, 17th and 24th of November. OoB while transporting society equipment on the 14th of October. |
Recent Changeling | Patient Man | Andrew Darby | ajd224@cam.ac.uk | 6 Trumpinton Street, Room 6 | Corpus Christi | Water With Care | My route to lectures has a lot of traffic hazards, so extreme care should be taken during any attempts there. Also, a reminder that laboratories are OoB. |
Killed in the line of duty:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | College |
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General of the Goblin Army | Mandos | Leo Zlotnikov | Homerton |
Recent Changeling | Zack Attack | Zarya Oh | Selwyn |
Recent Changeling | Gerblerb the Gerblin | Lisa She-Yin | Selwyn |
And these are the names of those who turned to the dark side, and paid the price:
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