The Assassins' Guild

[15 Feb, 22:16 PM] Raccoon had the last word again, killing Sebastian Jefferies(wrath of happy the wonder cat)

New on Thursday, 15 February

[15 Feb, 18:00 PM] The Runaway Son implemented plan B with fatal consequences for John William Edward O'Brien(The Mole)

[15 Feb, 18:01 PM] Benjamin Weaver(Violet D'Eath AKA Richard "The Apocalypse of St. John" Gibson AKA Sir Humphrey Injoke), Emma Pewsey(Papertree), Jennifer Helen Berry(Silk AKA lovely little monster) and Simeon Bird(Richard "Systéme Internationale" Gibson AKA Edward "Steam-Powered" Heaney) all trusted Betrayer of Souls. That is all.

[15 Feb, 16:00 PM] The Dalai Lama and Gizmo double-teamed Emilie Yerby(Geroge)

New on Wednesday, 14 February

[14 Feb, 13:55 PM] Sir Humphrey Injoke defeated John Barrett(Thoughtful Vole). How scientific.

[14 Feb, 12:00 PM] Richard "The Apocalypse of St. John" Gibson shot Danny White(Link) with a little assistance from Richard "Systéme Internationale" Gibson

[12 Feb, 20:03 PM] Edward "Steam-Powered" Heaney wasn't afraid of Talan Le Geyt(The Phantom Rasberry Blower of Old London Town)

[13 Feb, 23:45 PM] Simeon Bird shot He For Whom the Bell Tolls

[13 Feb, 21:30 PM] Treachery alleged! Joshua Guy Blanchard Lewis(The Duke AKA Vindici) and David Jeremy Sharples(SilentShadow) found dead! Read all about it!

[12 Feb, 23:20 PM] Dear 'Sheilamaf',

[12 Feb, 22:00 PM] Dear Michael Patrick Wallace,

[12 Feb, 19:45 PM] Papertree finally caught Alexander Higgs(Deadly koala of doom)

New on Monday, 12 February

[11 Feb, 20:00 PM] Philip Bielby shot Sabri Al-Safi(Goostaph) and his neighbour

[12 Feb, 10:00 AM] The Mole expanded John Daniel Duder(Meerkat of Doom)'s lecture timetable

[12 Feb, 08:30 AM] G.I. Bob discriminated aginst Jon Wright(Chocolate face)

[11 Feb, 21:00 PM] G.I. Bob killed Claire Badgery(RubyPseudonym) with some assistance from Third Bear

[11 Feb, 19:30 PM] Papertree

[11 Feb, 15:00 PM] The Zionist Conspiracy removed Fatima Alam(the green sweater) and Billy Blaze

New on Sunday, 11 February

[10 Feb, 21:15 PM] Violet D'Eath sought out Fatima Alam

[9 Feb, 23:07 PM] Richard "Systéme Internationale" Gibson defeated Steven Shenton(Mihail Yakurovsky AKA Singultus Silens)

[10 Feb, 21:00 PM] Richard "Save the Iberian Lynx!" Gibson lurked for Fatima Alam

[7 Feb, 11:01 AM] George Davies pompt du pompt Frances Kelly(The Very Small)

[5 Feb, 15:15 PM] The Very Small brought down Julian Granger-Bevan(Salamander)

[10 Feb, 13:00 PM] The Mole appeared in a Messianic vision to Anyetta White(An abstract concept in a tuxedo) and then shot her

[9 Feb, 13:40 PM] Thoughtful Vole lurked Fatima Alam, but she didn't seem to be in.

New on Saturday, 10 February

[9 Feb, 12:00 PM] Raccoon initiated libel damages against Joshua Waters(head_vampire)

[9 Feb, 12:05 PM] For once, Violet D'Eath killed Nobody(Daniel Ross)

[9 Feb, 12:00 PM] Vindici lurked for Anyetta White

[9 Feb, 13:00 PM] The Phantom Rasberry Blower of Old London Town mutilated Sunil Shah

New on Friday, 9 February

[5 Feb, 17:30 PM] El Wanko completed the triple over Amos Micah How(Hard Work)

[8 Feb, 11:31 AM] Daniel Heap(This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you've got a moment, it's a twelve story crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis') was slain by a jolly nice chap, He For Whom the Bell Tolls with a beard

[8 Feb, 11:30 AM] Jacob Samuel Corteen

[8 Feb, 18:37 PM] Mihail Yakurovsky mercilessly shot the foolish George Davies(A mutated ill tempered sea bass)

[8 Feb, 19:26 PM] lovely little monster killed Mark Scott(Triffid) with some unlawful assistance from Billy Blaze

[8 Feb, 14:57 PM] Han-Ley Tang(Cuddles!) met Nobody, and shall meet nobody

[8 Feb, 08:45 AM] Singultus Silens couldn't find the sly bounder Han-Ley Tang and missed a rather spiffing snowball fight

[8 Feb, 16:10 PM] SilentShadow cloaked head_vampire

[8 Feb, 15:00 PM] Deadly koala of doom was frustrated and went after Goostaph

[8 Feb, 12:00 PM] Geroge braved the treacherous snow

[7 Feb, 19:30 PM] Papertree didn't stop trying to ensare Deadly koala of doom

[8 Feb, 10:00 AM] George Davies fooled Colin Love(The Unsubtle Knife)

[7 Feb, 11:00 AM] George Davies pompt du pompt un homme innocent

[6 Feb, 20:00 PM] Link encountered a familiar beard.

[7 Feb, 17:00 PM] The Phantom Rasberry Blower of Old London Town and A mutated ill tempered sea bass. What a pair!

[5 Feb, 15:00 PM] Incobash!

New on Thursday, 8 February

[8 Feb, 21:00 PM] Sunil Shah(ssk) killed Marcus King(DeafBlindDumb) but was defeated by the heroic DeafBlindDumb

[7 Feb, 16:00 PM] Han-Ley Tang kicked Emily from the assassins' game

[7 Feb, 12:00 PM] Nobody stalked people today

[7 Feb, 11:00 AM] Meerkat of Doom waited vigilantly, twice, for Talan Le Geyt and Talan Le Geyt

[6 Feb, 19:30 PM] Simeon Bird insinuates!

[5 Feb, 23:30 PM] Colin Love caught Adam Rowell(Four. Hundred. Fish.)

[5 Feb, 21:00 PM] DeafBlindDumb executes Rowena Eason(The Queen of Sheba)

[5 Feb, 15:35 PM] Simeon Bird was scared by David Jeremy Sharples

[5 Feb, 16:25 PM] Do you want silver bit at your home?

[5 Feb, 16:00 PM] The Duke was glad.

[5 Feb, 15:07 PM] Philip Bielby genocided Matt Taylor(Samurai Genocide)

[5 Feb, 16:40 PM] Oops! Violet D'Eath did it again, killing Thomas White(fredley)

[5 Feb, 17:00 PM] El Wanko eliminated Ben Copsey(devil in a black dress)

New on Wednesday, 7 February

[5 Feb, 16:00 PM] Emily bested James Rainford(The Eye of Kain)

New on Monday, 5 February

[5 Feb, 15:30 PM] Julia Erhard(the invisible stranger) resigned from the game

[5 Feb, 11:00 AM] A mutated ill tempered sea bass defeated the evil Giles Reger(Sire Leg Gre)

[5 Feb, 08:00 AM] devil in a black dress couldn't find the head_vampire

[2 Feb, 15:00 PM] Link was bemused by An abstract concept in a tuxedo

[4 Feb, 20:00 PM] Silk killed Kathryn Hall(Sam Chandler)

New on Sunday, 4 February

[4 Feb, 16:30 PM] The Mole and Triffid double-teamed Tim Wright(The Jackal)

[4 Feb, 13:40 PM] Thoughtful Vole and Silk couldn't find the incredible Han-Ley Tang

[4 Feb, 11:00 AM] RubyPseudonym tried to poison somebody

[3 Feb, 15:00 PM] The Very Small looked for devil in a black dress

[3 Feb, 12:15 PM] Mihail Yakurovsky received an early valentine's card

[2 Feb, 23:00 PM] David Molony killed an "innocent"

[4 Feb, 16:59 PM] Papertree attempted to excite Deadly koala of doom, but was foiled by not being bamboo.

[3 Feb, 12:00 PM] Giles Reger didn't believe Cassandra

[3 Feb, 15:00 PM] Geroge went after some dude

[3 Feb, 16:00 PM] Violet D'Eath killed Daniel Lanczi-Wilson(Shadow of Saul)

[3 Feb, 16:23 PM] Matt Taylor defeated Michael Donaghy(Emily)

[3 Feb, 12:00 PM] Alexander Atkins(Commander Keen) killed Rebecca Ward(Advolta) but was shot by PC Evil for bearing

[3 Feb, 01:52 AM] Han-Ley Tang r majestic

[2 Feb, 23:20 PM] Richard "Systéme Internationale" Gibson showed Michael Conterio(FitzChivalry Farseer) just how tricky the assassins' game is

[2 Feb, 22:50 PM] ssk assassinated Nadeev Wijesuriya(Phoenixflame11)

[2 Feb, 23:14 PM] Han-Ley Tang was Mocked and socked his mocker

[2 Feb, 22:00 PM] The continuing saga of Han-Ley Tang

[2 Feb, 17:57 PM] Mihail Yakurovsky assassinated Meng Li(Teal)

[2 Feb, 21:00 PM] Samurai Genocide and Goostaph braved the twisting walkways to seek the green sweater

[2 Feb, 11:00 AM] A mutated ill tempered sea bass lurked around in the depths a bit

[2 Feb, 15:55 PM] HALDIR OF LORIEN

[2 Feb, 15:00 PM] The Zionist Conspiracy mutilated James O'Driscoll

[2 Feb, 13:30 PM] Mihail Yakurovsky assassinated Emily Wilsdon(Assassin Fox)

[2 Feb, 13:00 PM] By golly, the head_vampire sucked the blood of James O'Driscoll(Lazlo Woodbine, some call me Laz)

[2 Feb, 11:00 AM] Vindici made a brief lurk on This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you've got a moment, it's a twelve story crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'

[1 Feb, 21:00 PM] The Rascal Philip Bielby killed Laurence Watson(Lumpkin)

New on Friday, 2 February

[30 Jan, 23:00 PM] Han-Ley Tang shot an "innocent". He later tested the umpire's immortality with a killer GENGAAAAAAARRRR!!!11one

[31 Jan, 00:00 AM] James O'Driscoll killed an "innocent". The same one. With the same killer GENGAAAAAAARRRR!!!11one

[1 Feb, 12:00 PM] DeafBlindDumb lurks for Deadly koala of doom

New on Thursday, 1 February

[1 Feb, 10:58 AM] Ill blows the wind that profits Nobody. Dan Craik(B. Breeg) did not profit.

[1 Feb, 12:05 PM] Meerkat of Doom erased Reuben Bard-Rosenberg(Hugo Chavez) with the music of rubber bands

[1 Feb, 12:00 PM] Silk hunted down Edd Burgess(King of Clubs)

[1 Feb, 11:50 AM] Simeon Bird spotted some other dude

[1 Feb, 11:30 AM] Simeon Bird spotted some dude

[31 Jan, 22:00 PM] The amazing Han-Ley Tang struck again at the expense of Eystein P. Thanisch(Cub_in_the_Yard)

[30 Jan, 17:30 PM] King of Clubs killed Anthea Heyes(Aurora)

[30 Jan, 17:30 PM] Sire Leg Gre laughed a bit

[30 Jan, 21:00 PM] Philip Bielby shot Jacob Samuel Corteen(Prophet of Doom)

New on Wednesday, 31 January

[30 Jan, 16:00 PM] Michael Conterio nearly got the jump on Jacob Samuel Corteen

[31 Jan, 08:47 AM] Emily removed Robert Patterson(super trooper)

[30 Jan, 16:05 PM] Phoenixflame11 stabbed David Molony(mxlemming)

[30 Jan, 17:00 PM] Alpha Wolf killed Anna Judith Rosalind Bernstein with the assistance of Pesce Spada, but Prophet of Doom struck back killing both.

[29 Jan, 10:25 AM] Joshua Guy Blanchard Lewis offered a reward

[29 Jan, 22:00 PM] Hijinks ensued

[29 Jan, 13:00 PM] Jacob Samuel Corteen was a special boy

[30 Jan, 19:00 PM] Daniel Ross survived a day of wrath

[30 Jan, 17:00 PM] Richard "Save the Iberian Lynx!" Gibson defeated the dangerous Olivier-Remy Bel(Finrolf)

[29 Jan, 17:30 PM] FitzChivalry Farseer failed to find the boy prince Commander Keen

[30 Jan, 08:15 AM] the invisible stranger failed to locate its SilentShadow

[30 Jan, 13:30 PM] Sire Leg Gre was no chicken and defeated Paul David Morris(Paul Wall)

New on Tuesday, 30 January

[29 Jan, 18:00 PM] Link found Lim Hoe Kit(Snake Eye)

[29 Jan, 12:00 PM] Commander Keen in Goodbye Neville Ball(Dr. Evil)!

[29 Jan, 12:35 PM] Teresa Kyrke-Smith(Sally) was a little confused, but was enlightened by The Duke

[29 Jan, 19:00 PM] Prophet of Doom administered DOOM to Chris Smowton(Orcsome)

[29 Jan, 17:00 PM] Lazlo Woodbine, some call me Laz got himself a deal

[29 Jan, 09:35 AM] The Unsubtle Knife ripped apart the unsubtle Andrew Kay(Warfreak2)

[29 Jan, 09:01 AM] Emily made carrion of Robert Crowston(Do you see what I did there?)

[29 Jan, 05:00 AM] Hello, world!

[29 Jan, 16:00 PM] Anna Judith Rosalind Bernstein killed an innocnet

The Assassins' Guild - Updates

New on Friday, 16 February