Here are the names and details of all those charged with protecting Cambridge from the undesirable elements of society:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | Email Address | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Notes |
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Chief of Police | Raccoon | Michael Patrick Wallace | mpw36@cam.ac.uk | J1 Whewell's Court | Trinity | Full Water | Mind the electrical equipment on the desk to the left of my door. I can't think of anything funny to put here :( |
Deputy Chief | The Zionist Conspiracy | David Smith | dlgs2@cam.ac.uk | 19 Fitzwilliam Street, Room 6 | Peterhouse | No Water | I like cats |
Constable | Phil | Phil Adsley | pa277@cam.ac.uk | Rm 5, 16 Fitz St. | Peterhouse | No Water | |
Constable | The Risen Orc | Chris Smowton | cs448@cam.ac.uk | 51P | Churchill | No Water | |
Constable | PC Evil | Neville Ball | nb329@cam.ac.uk | B12 | Girton | No Water | Subject: Maths, Often visit: Cockroft lecture theatre and Maths Department |
Constable | Crouching Toad | Richard Webb | rchw2@cam.ac.uk | I14 Blue Boar | Trinity | No Water | |
Constable | Vampz | Matthew Hawkins | mgh36@cam.ac.uk | I13, Blue Boar | Trinity | No Water | |
Constable | Policeman of Revenge | Eystein P. Thanisch | ept21@cam.ac.uk | C64, Harvey Court | Gonville and Caius | Water With Care | |
Constable | PC Patterson | Robert Patterson | rmsp2@cam.ac.uk | S15, Memorial Court | Clare | No Water | |
Constable | The Reincarnation of B. Breeg | Dan Craik | dcc38@cam.ac.uk | D7 Wolfson Building | Trinity | No Water | No allergies but as a rule I don't eat suspicious food until I'm dead so it's pointless really. |
Constable | Lumpkin | Laurence Watson | lw342@cam.ac.uk | I 15 | Clare | No Water | Charge! |
Constable | pcmxlemming | David Molony | dmm47@cam.ac.uk | Main Site, N3 | Trinity Hall | No Water | known as Dave to friends and David to people yelling at me |
Constable | Third Bear | Jayaveni Chedumbarum Pillay | jc522@cam.ac.uk | N16 Strachey | Newnham | No Water | |
Constable | Somebody | Daniel Ross | dr316@cam.ac.uk | St. Peters Terrace 2 Rm. 5 | Peterhouse | No Water | Care should be taken when making a room attack as I do tend to leave important stuff (read: papers, etc) on my floor. (What? It's an extremely convenient storage space!) Also, if you stick around SPT starting before 2230 and ending after 2230, you may (depending on the day) find yourself rather locked in, so this is highly inadvisable. (This will also be viewed as a rather bad excuse for getting me to come out.) [Errata:Note that this only applies on Weekends.] My pigeonhole is near just above the pigeonhole of someone whose surname is identical to mine, so be careful not to poison him or her. |
Constable | Aurora | Anthea Heyes | afh30@cam.ac.uk | E8 Strachey | Newnham | No Water | |
Constable | PC Love | Colin Love | csl35@cam.ac.uk | T16 | Sidney Sussex | Water With Care | |
Constable | The Dalai Lama | Joshua Guy Blanchard Lewis | jgb38@cam.ac.uk | L.C. IV Room 10 | Jesus | No Water | Allergic to Penicillen [sic] and Richard Gibson (maybe just the first bit) |
Constable | White Russian | Steven Shenton | ss688@cam.ac.uk | X10 | Emmanuel | No Water | |
Constable | Gizmo | Sara Doron | doron_sara@yahoo.co.uk | Jesus LC IV Room 10 | N/A | No Water | Do not feed after midnight |
These have gone to the great doughnut shop in the sky:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | College |
---|---|---|---|
Special Constable | Cassandra | Jacob Samuel Corteen | Fitzwilliam |
Constable | Alpha Wolf | Chris Nowicki | Hills Road Sixth Form |
Constable | Pesce Spada | David Kaye | Hills Road Sixth Form |
Constable | Emily | Michael Donaghy | Trinity |
And these are the names of those who turned to the dark side of the Force, and paid the price:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | College | Crime |
---|---|---|---|---|
Constable | Billy Blaze | Alexander Atkins | Peterhouse | Wanton corruption |
Very Special Constable | He For Whom the Bell Tolls | Jacob Samuel Corteen | Fitzwilliam | Shooting an innocent. Also corrupt to Ms White |
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