This is the list of incompetents:
This is the list of incompetent police:
Real Name | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Rank | Pseudonym | Notes |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Chris Smowton | 51P | Churchill | No Water | Constable | The Risen Orc | |
Robert Patterson | S15, Memorial Court | Clare | No Water | Constable | PC Patterson | |
Neville Ball | B12 | Girton | No Water | Constable | PC Evil | Subject: Maths, Often visit: Cockroft lecture theatre and Maths Department |
Eystein P. Thanisch | C64, Harvey Court | Gonville and Caius | Water With Care | Constable | Policeman of Revenge | |
Dan Craik | D7 Wolfson Building | Trinity | No Water | Constable | The Reincarnation of B. Breeg | No allergies but as a rule I don't eat suspicious food until I'm dead so it's pointless really. |
Matthew Hawkins | I13, Blue Boar | Trinity | No Water | Constable | Vampz | |
Richard Webb | I14 Blue Boar | Trinity | No Water | Constable | Crouching Toad |
And this is a list of corpses:
Name | College | Pseudonym |
---|---|---|
Daniel Heap | Fitzwilliam | This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you've got a moment, it's a twelve story crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis' |
Sabri Al-Safi | Clare | Goostaph |
Claire Badgery | Newnham | RubyPseudonym |
Julia Erhard | Fitzwilliam | the invisible stranger |
Anyetta White | St John's | An abstract concept in a tuxedo |
Julian Granger-Bevan | Selwyn | Salamander |
James Rainford | Clare | The Eye of Kain |
Rowena Eason | Jesus | The Queen of Sheba |
Fatima Alam | Trinity | the green sweater |
Adam Rowell | St John's | Four. Hundred. Fish. |
Amos Micah How | Emmanuel | Hard Work |
Thomas White | Queens' | fredley |
Emilie Yerby | Newnham | Geroge |
Sebastian Jefferies | N/A | wrath of happy the wonder cat |
Jon Wright | Homerton | Chocolate face |
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