The Assassins' Guild

[17:44 PM] All the cool kids psuedonyms end in / shot Abraham Lincoln, Space Pirate of Fishbourne after a game of cat and mouse in Blue Boar I.

[18:13 PM] Harry Purvis and Irving Washington tried to double team All the cool kids psuedonyms end in / but instead got cut down by pigs and a band gun. Supertux proved unhelpful.

[18:23 PM] The Benjamin Quentin Weaver Fan Club walked in on Muriel (aka 'Murderous Muriel')

[18:35 PM] The Benjamin Quentin Weaver Fan Club walked in on My real name is so cool I have no need of a pseudo

[18:37 PM] John Barrett was caught unaware outside of Churchill Hall and mercilessly slaughtered by Trivial Fursuit.

[18:45 PM] who are you, where am I, whats going on, and why do I have a gun? killed My lovely horse

[18:50 PM] An Assassin lurks at Eeyore's Gloomy Place

[19:03 PM] Netta Chachamu killed who are you, where am I, whats going on, and why do I have a gun?!

[19:08 PM] How profitable! *De* *name is Gambit*! *Remember it*! KO's Will (Twillo) Brooks.

[20:40 PM] Stop causing The Helvetica Scenario

[21:00 PM] Stop The other one

[22:31 PM] Fire in the Veizla! Harry Purvis and Mr. Frumious shot by some dude, before dying to Ben 'self-referential pseudonym' Weaver, stabbed by Eudoxia. [P5] and [P6] were 'innocent' casualties

[22:45 PM] Death at the Theatre! Hell is other people for Denizen of The College of the Blessed Virgin Mary, Saint John the Evangelist and the glorious Virgin Saint Radegund, near Cambridge after some Sartre

[22:55 PM] John Barrett is once again caught unawares and mercilessly slaughtered, this time by Stop in the County Arms

[23:55 PM] Stevo Spaghetto unluckily used the wrong gun on The Benjamin Quentin Weaver Fan Club

Saturday, 14 June

[00:03 AM] Having agreed a truce till midnight, both Abraham Lincoln, Space Pirate of Fishbourne and Irving Washington met their end with the chimes of the Great Court Clock Tower still ringing.

[02:49 AM] Loki heard Paran Oid outside her room so shot her

[10:48 AM] Richard S I Gibson fixed the AU

[11:30 AM] An interaction occured! Harry Purvis and All the cool kids psuedonyms end in / encountered The Benjamin Quentin Weaver Fan Club on trinity backs. Whilst Twillo provided a distraction, Harry Purvis shot The Benjamin Quentin Weaver Fan Club in the back.

[11:35 AM] Aries Nebuchadnezzar was Stop ped.

[12:00 PM] Stop The other one again

[12:02 PM] General shooting at Churchill: Stop killing Emily Scragg and My real name is so cool I have no need of a pseudo, My real name is so cool I have no need of a pseudo shot The Free Mango first

[12:30 PM] My lovely horse dead again! Stop continues his rampage! (Note: this report contains no surprises)

[12:34 PM] Trivial Fursuit killed SDG as he left his court

[13:09 PM] Zarathustra shot A Free Man

[14:12 PM] John Barrett's streak of tactical errors continues as he is gunned down by Gavrilo Princip, reincarnated as a small, fuzzy, white kitten with one black-furred paw, a permanent chest irritation and a squint

[14:18 PM] Abraham Lincoln, Space Pirate of Fishbourne threw a knife at Harry Purvis, which luckily hit him in the leg allowing Harry Purvis to shoot Abraham Lincoln, Space Pirate of Fishbourne squarely in the chest.

[14:30 PM] Gavrilo Princip, reincarnated as a small, fuzzy, white kitten with one black-furred paw, a permanent chest irritation and a squint discovers God... and flees in abject terror

[14:55 PM] Silken Dragon burned down Eeyore's house

[15:00 PM] 6 saw someone on the bank wearing an Assassins hoodie, but decided to hold his fire.

[15:20 PM] Stevo Spaghetto was fragged by Gavrilo Princip, reincarnated as a small, fuzzy, white kitten with one black-furred paw, a permanent chest irritation and a squint

[17:55 PM] Trivial Fursuit shot Irving Washington as he left his room

[18:15 PM] John Barrett killed The other one and Silken Dragon killed John Barrett at the Rocksoc/CURAS garden party

[18:40 PM] Stop Loki

[18:45 PM] Stop A Free Man

[18:45 PM] For the benefit of Mr. Kite, My lovely horse's demise

[19:09 PM] Trivial Fursuit shot Eeyore in the back as he tried to cycle away

[19:10 PM] Gavrilo Princip, reincarnated as a small, fuzzy, white kitten with one black-furred paw, a permanent chest irritation and a squint discovered the corpse of Irving Washington

[19:10 PM] Mushroom shot Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a gun a little after a brief skirmish

[19:15 PM] Trivial Fursuit snuck up on Shai-Hulud, and shot him in the back

[20:10 PM] Richard S I Gibson molested the Umpire!

[20:20 PM] OMG! You killed Kenny, Stop!

[20:41 PM] The Helvetica Scenario and some dude, before dying to Ben 'self-referential pseudonym' Weaver shot at each other a bit

[20:45 PM] Mr. Kite and *De* *name is Gambit*! *Remember it*! performed a science experiment

[22:35 PM] Mr. Frumious walked in late, and shot The Benjamin Quentin Weaver Fan Club and some dude, before dying to Ben 'self-referential pseudonym' Weaver

[22:35 PM] Irving Washington (alas, already dead) is visited by Joshua Guy (Duke) Blanchard Lewis. +1 kitkat

[22:45 PM] Emma Nash killed Callum Rhodes

[22:45 PM] Mr. Frumious met My lovely horse

[23:45 PM] Loki killed Muriel (aka 'Murderous Muriel')

Sunday, 15 June

[00:19 AM] Lemony shot at Tom Wootten. He thought he was fatally wounded, but on consideration, realised the bullet had only grazed him.

[00:21 AM] Eeyore was killed by All the cool kids psuedonyms end in /'s piggy clone army, flung from the corner AFTER the one Eeyore had expected.

[00:45 AM] A ridiculous simultaneous event occurred. Mr. Kite was adjuged to have shot *De* *name is Gambit*! *Remember it*! before double-killing with My lovely horse.

[01:39 AM] Harry Purvis was hunted down by a small army, headed by All the cool kids psuedonyms end in / who killed him.

[01:50 AM] Loki killed My real name is so cool I have no need of a pseudo

[01:55 AM] Paran Oid got her revenge on Loki

[02:37 AM] The Benjamin Quentin Weaver Fan Club did not in fact have a no-kill with some dude, before dying to Ben 'self-referential pseudonym' Weaver

[02:52 AM] Oh Twillo :-\ and Mr. Frumious, tiring of resurrection charges, duelled.

[04:55 AM] In which respawning does not in fact trigger death for all of 10 minutes; Mr. Kite shoots *De* *name is Gambit*! *Remember it*! in the back while he is diving for a series of... shots, I suppose... at My lovely horse

[06:14 AM] Mr. Kite took over the role of The Fursecutor General for the return of a cat to My lovely horse. The interaction may not be suitable for the easily disturbed.

[06:42 AM] An event occurred; Mr. Kite and The Benjamin Quentin Weaver Fan Club performed a duel, which was judged on style, control, damage and perversion by *De* *name is Gambit*! *Remember it*!. To the chagrin of the crowd, Sir Killalot (a.k.a. Mike Preece) did not get involved.

[10:25 AM] Lemony and Paran Oid tried to surprise The Helvetica Scenario... unfortunately we could only persuade him to exchange a brief bit of fire.

[10:27 AM] An interaction occured! Netta Chachamu destroyed Mushroom over breakfast

[10:30 AM] CATastrophe! A double kill between My lovely horse and *De* *name is Gambit*! *Remember it*!, but not before *De* *name is Gambit*! *Remember it*! shot Mike (Innocent Bonus) Preece

[11:14 AM] Eudoxia let her guard slip and was cunningly picked off by Trivial Fursuit at 11:11

[11:40 AM] Harry Purvis was killed by All the cool kids psuedonyms end in /, amazingly up before midday.

[11:45 AM] Stranger in a strange land had a moment of Uephoria on the way back from church

[11:53 AM] Paran Oid outdrew Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a gun a little

[12:05 PM] No-one shot any bearing non-players outside the Crescents' Garden Party.

[12:05 PM] Abraham Lincoln, Space Pirate of Fishbourne came round to wish Irving Washington happy birthday. He unfortunately died for his troubles.

[12:07 PM] All the cool kids psuedonyms end in / when they kill Irving Washington. Zarathustra and Gavrilo Princip, reincarnated as a small, fuzzy, white kitten with one black-furred paw, a permanent chest irritation and a squint were also hanging around

[12:10 PM] Mr. Kite and The Benjamin Quentin Weaver Fan Club went into town to perform some science. The subject was Stop, who disposed of The Benjamin Quentin Weaver Fan Club. The experiment, we hope, will not be repeated.

[12:26 PM] Stevo Spaghetto gets a nasty surprise from behind from All the cool kids psuedonyms end in /

[12:40 PM] Trivial Fursuit shot Silken Dragon and The other one in the back on the way to a garden party

[12:50 PM] John Barrett didn't see the RBG and was shot down by Uephoria.

[13:45 PM] Mushroom was offered a chance of Uephoria with Tom Baker, but couldn't because she was still a corpse.

[16:06 PM] Abraham Lincoln, Space Pirate of Fishbourne, Harry Purvis and Irving Washington were casually stolling along when they suddenly realised they were all alive and playing. In the panic Harry Purvis and Irving Washington ended up dead, Abraham Lincoln, Space Pirate of Fishbourne alive but not having managed to fire a shot.

[16:15 PM] A Free Man had a moment of Uephoria as he wandered around his corridor

[16:55 PM] John Barrett didn't kill Silken Dragon and The other one because they were watching the fire display and therefore out of bounds.

[17:07 PM] Eudoxia was visited by her parents but her All the cool kids psuedonyms end in / was quickly ended

[17:11 PM] John Barrett did it wrong and was killed by Silken Dragon as a direct result

[17:20 PM] Silken Dragon killed Loki on a bouncy castle

[17:30 PM] The other one came up from behind and killed Lemony

[18:10 PM] Mushroom killed The other one during general carnage at New Hall Garden Party

[18:19 PM] Abraham Lincoln, Space Pirate of Fishbourne is a Uephemism for a dead transvestite

[18:26 PM] The sword is as mighty as the pen, for Eeyore and The Free Mango

[18:39 PM] Silken Dragon killed Paran Oid at new hall blood bath

[18:40 PM] Mushroom also killed Silken Dragon at New Hall Garden Party.

[20:10 PM] Harry Purvis noticed that it was about time a truce of his ended and thus shot Abraham Lincoln, Space Pirate of Fishbourne and Irving Washington in the back.

[21:20 PM] Harry Purvis, Irving Washington and Uephoria went so fast that relativistic effects kicked in but there was no Uephoria for Harry Purvis

[21:20 PM] On attacking a group of mostly dead assasins, Captain I-can't-think-of-a-decent-pseudonym-to-save-my-life killed an innocent, before being dispatched by Mushroom

[21:45 PM] Stop. Continue! (Joshua Guy (Duke) Blanchard Lewis failed to Continue)

[22:42 PM] Well we were talking last night, Mr. Kite and The Benjamin Quentin Weaver Fan Club - we were talking about YOU, Umpire, and we said...

Monday, 16 June

[00:50 AM] The Shortbread Fairy visited Trivial Fursuit.

[01:05 AM] Lailoken shot Mr. Frumious

[04:14 AM] Loki wasted The Right Reverend Lanky Streak of P***, having assisted in his getting to a state of drunkeness most ill-befitting a member of the clergy.

[10:55 AM] Gavrilo Princip, reincarnated as a small, fuzzy, white kitten with one black-furred paw, a permanent chest irritation and a squint shot Irving Washington and an innocent.

[11:06 AM] The Auditing Professional Oversight Board investigates *De* *name is Gambit*! *Remember it*!, and decides not to let him away with it

[11:23 AM] Eudoxia came across Abraham Lincoln, Space Pirate of Fishbourne in Sainsbury's, a fatal stabbing ensued.

[11:55 AM] Aries Nebuchadnezzar was looking for a good time but Uephoria found him instead

[12:00 PM] Stop killed Mushroom and Paran Oid before being ambushed and murdered by Lemony!

[12:24 PM] Stevo Spaghetto tries to snipe The Benjamin Quentin Weaver Fan Club from window again, but only hits arm :(

[12:40 PM] Burrells defended from siege! All the cool kids psuedonyms end in / Spaghettonated

[13:20 PM] Gunfight outside Robinson! Gavrilo Princip, reincarnated as a small, fuzzy, white kitten with one black-furred paw, a permanent chest irritation and a squint managed to get The other one, The Shortbread Fairy just watched.

[13:30 PM] The Shortbread Fairy's calcium rampaged, causing The Helvetica Scenario.

[14:00 PM] Double-kill, Lailoken and Eudoxia

[14:04 PM] The Auditing Professional Oversight Board sailed upon the wide accountant-sea of Mr. Kite. Richard 'Serious Innocent' Gibson was not present, which is lucky, as he would have giggled volubly, gestured and said 'profit'

[14:35 PM] Loki sneaks up behind Harry Purvis and shoots him

[15:05 PM] Garden party shoot out. Hands on guns, Irving Washington draws fast and kills Loki

[15:20 PM] Murder in the deer park: Irving Washington was censored by Camilla Cattania

[15:24 PM] While enjoying drinks at the Sciences Garden Party, My real name is so cool I have no need of a pseudo was shot from behind by Abraham Lincoln, Space Pirate of Fishbourne.

[15:53 PM] Trivial Fursuit unleashes hell in Horatio T Loins', murdering him as he innocently enjoys watching Dara O'Brien

[16:43 PM] Eeyore hogs Paran Oid, is picked off by Mushroom

[18:11 PM] Auditing right back in what can only be described as inverse spawn camping. The Auditing Professional Oversight Board was distracted with (or by?) interaction with *De* *name is Gambit*! *Remember it*! involving Philip Bielby and Mike Preece, allowing extra (non-taxable) profit by Mr. Kite.

[18:26 PM] The Dance Commander ordered fun with Mr. Kite and Mr. Frumious.

[19:30 PM] Stop shot Mr. Frumious as his bicycle stopped at some traffic lights

[20:01 PM] No-one Stopped. Even a leg hit just caused hopping madness.

[21:00 PM] The Shortbread Fairy avoided being spotted by both Jacob (Jake) Samuel Corteen and Dr A. in the Jesus may ball queue by the simple expedient of...trying to look like someone else who isn't her.

[21:11 PM] Camilla Cattania killed an innocent, which she thought was Mr. Frumious.

[22:27 PM] The Auditing Professional Oversight Board failed to correctly deduce what Mr. Kite was asking about

[22:43 PM] Jacob (Jake) Samuel Corteen decided to pay more attention to the Trinity fireworks than to J. Alexander D. Atkins

[23:01 PM] Camilla Cattania killed Eeyore after watching fireworks from the hill.

Tuesday, 17 June

[06:43 AM] Stevo Spaghetto and Uephemism double-kill outside Trinity Mayball

[11:13 AM] Steve McCann doesn't like being woken up, not even by Emma Pewsey

[12:55 PM] Eeyore caught John Barrett unarmed, encumbered and generally extremely vulnerable

[13:15 PM] Horatio T Loins left his door unlocked

[13:24 PM] Steve McCann is still for the benefit of Mr. Kite

[14:00 PM] Carnage in churchill: Stop Aries Nebuchadnezzar

[14:10 PM] Eeyore was a fatal Uephemism for a slow moving thing

[14:12 PM] Harry Purvis was in Uephoria when his arm was eaten by a pig until he got shot in the chest

[14:16 PM] Eudoxia got banged by All the cool kids psuedonyms end in /

[14:35 PM] Trivial Fursuit jumped The sniper successfully

[15:22 PM] The Auditing Professional Oversight Board finds that Mr. Kite is a touchy customer

[15:35 PM] Oh my god, All the cool kids psuedonyms end in /'s pig ate Kenny

[15:56 PM] Trivial Fursuit saw Mr. Kite through the window of The Bath House, so walked in and shot him

[16:09 PM] All the cool kids psuedonyms end in / pulped The Free Mango

[16:55 PM] Trivial Fursuit saw Silken Dragon cycling down Pembroke street. Profit!

[16:55 PM] Abraham Lincoln, Space Pirate of Fishbourne managed to shoot The Shortbread Fairy when she and Gavrilo Princip, reincarnated as a small, fuzzy, white kitten with one black-furred paw, a permanent chest irritation and a squint came visiting. A further fire fight ensued but both the remaining parties left Trinity still alive.

[17:15 PM] The other one double-killed with some dude, before dying to Ben 'self-referential pseudonym' Weaver

[17:32 PM] Abraham Lincoln, Space Pirate of Fishbourne was still in Uephoria from his kill when he got shot

[18:09 PM] An epic duel occured in which Harry Purvis killed Irving Washington.

[18:15 PM] Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a gun a little and who are you, where am I, whats going on, and why do I have a gun?, shocked by New Hall's name change, Stop.

[18:32 PM] John Barrett got his revenge on Eeyore

[18:45 PM] Stevo Spaghetto gives triple bang kill in great court, Harry Purvis only actual victim.

[19:20 PM] The Helvetica Scenario Stopped making Look Around You jokes

[19:41 PM] Eudoxia's attack bear failed; she was killed by Gavrilo Princip, reincarnated as a small, fuzzy, white kitten with one black-furred paw, a permanent chest irritation and a squint

[20:15 PM] Trivial Fursuit finds Muriel (aka 'Murderous Muriel') just after she had disembarked a punt

[20:51 PM] Gavrilo Princip, reincarnated as a small, fuzzy, white kitten with one black-furred paw, a permanent chest irritation and a squint didn't Stop before downing My lovely horse, although he did Stop when it came to *De* *name is Gambit*! *Remember it*!

[21:00 PM] Loki found Lemony and Paran Oid in Gonville and Caius May Ball queue. Bang bang.

[21:20 PM] Stop leaving your door unlocked, Horatio T Loins and SDG!

[21:25 PM] Gavrilo Princip, reincarnated as a small, fuzzy, white kitten with one black-furred paw, a permanent chest irritation and a squint gunned down The other one of the upper class people

[22:48 PM] On a bridge at night, the sky full of fireworks, Will 'I have more money than sense, and I'm in debt.' Brooks got Eeyore wet.

[23:45 PM] The Benjamin Quentin Weaver Fan Club unluckilly times shower for when Stevo Spaghetto's leaving his neighbour's room.

Wednesday, 18 June

[03:05 AM] The Dance Commander got his revenge on Lailoken

[06:15 AM] The Dance Commander unleashed hell after Christ's may ball, taking down Shai-Hulud, My lovely horse and *De* *name is Gambit*! *Remember it*!

[06:23 AM] On exiting May Balls, fun and profit occured for Mr. Kite at the expense of The other one

[06:28 AM] Mr. Kite profited again, with the same single rubber band he had been armed with for the last 12 hours

[06:30 AM] The Dance Commander continues his rampage on Christ's, this time taking down Mr. Kite

[09:58 AM] Eeyore finds Captain I-can't-think-of-a-decent-pseudonym-to-save-my-life a-breakfasting. Profitunity [sic]!

[11:53 AM] My lovely horse is Stopped yet again!

[12:15 PM] Abraham Lincoln, Space Pirate of Fishbourne sneaks up on Harry Purvis outside of hall, a fatality ensued.

[12:23 PM] Eeyore takes revenge on Will 'I have more money than sense, and I'm in debt.' Brooks, is Stopped in his tracks.

[12:30 PM] Abraham Lincoln, Space Pirate of Fishbourne and Irving Washington, Trinity Great Hall, Gun vs Pig, no one left alive.

[13:09 PM] A bounty is placed!

[13:10 PM] David Garner resigned from the game

[13:15 PM] The Benjamin Quentin Weaver Fan Club met Jacob (Jake) Samuel Corteen

[13:23 PM] Jacob (Jake) Samuel Corteen shot Edward A. Heaney and an 'innocent'.

[14:00 PM] Double kill at Churchill! The Free Mango stabbed and Aries Nebuchadnezzar shot by John Barrett

[14:05 PM] Lemony surprised Loki on the stairs

[14:45 PM] Guess Jacob (Jake) Samuel Corteen underestimated the sneaky sneaky of Steve McCann

[15:55 PM] Trivial Fursuit failed to be careful and got shot by The Shortbread Fairy (to the great amusement of her grandmother).

[16:32 PM] Eeyore squished by Mushroom

[16:45 PM] Killing on H staircase

[17:30 PM] The Umpire fell in the river

[17:43 PM] I don't care. (The Benjamin Quentin Weaver Fan Club killed Mr. Kite)

[18:14 PM] Lailoken missed with a caterpillar but still shot Eudoxia

[19:10 PM] Will 'I have more money than sense, and I'm in debt.' Brooks ran into Zarathustra and Gavrilo Princip, reincarnated as a small, fuzzy, white kitten with one black-furred paw, a permanent chest irritation and a squint, then ran away

[20:20 PM] Stevo Spaghetto saw a familiar face. Loki and Lemony took a squirting.

[20:30 PM] No-one tried to kill some dude, before dying to Ben 'self-referential pseudonym' Weaver (10 where 'some dude' = some dude, before dying to Ben 'self-referential pseudonym' Weaver; 20 goto 10)

[20:40 PM] Stabbing near the Sidney May Ball queue - All the cool kids psuedonyms end in / dies to Paran Oid

[20:50 PM] Stabbing near the Sidney May Ball queue, part 2 - Paran Oid knifes Lailoken

[21:00 PM] No more Stabbing near Sidney - and Gavrilo Princip, reincarnated as a small, fuzzy, white kitten with one black-furred paw, a permanent chest irritation and a squint owes Paran Oid a kit kat

[21:10 PM] Silken Dragon and The other one were not as unarmed as Pasta thinks

[21:20 PM] Will 'I have more money than sense, and I'm in debt.' Brooks went to lurk the Sidney ball queue, spotted The other one but not Silken Dragon, pigged The other one and was simultaneously stabbed by Silken Dragon.

[21:47 PM] I still don't care. (The Benjamin Quentin Weaver Fan Club killed Mr. Kite)

Thursday, 19 June

[11:56 AM] *De* *name is Gambit*! *Remember it*!'s joke on My lovely horse backfires

[12:12 PM] All the cool kids psuedonyms end in / wastes Eeyore. New Hallers may be next...

[12:20 PM] Aries Nebuchadnezzar was snuck up on by All the cool kids psuedonyms end in / and bang killed

[12:22 PM] The Free Mango is a Uephemism for being soaked while you valiantly attack

[12:23 PM] "Well listen here, Mr. Kite", the Umpire said to me, "get yourself ready at 12:23... for a swordfight!" And yeah, yeah, yeah, there was a swordfight, with The Benjamin Quentin Weaver Fan Club

[12:49 PM] Muriel (aka 'Murderous Muriel') was murderously murdered by All the cool kids psuedonyms end in /

[13:03 PM] Harry Purvis and Irving Washington tried to double team but it ended not with Uephoria but with double death

[13:07 PM] Mushroom shot an escaping Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a gun a little in the back

[13:10 PM] Lailoken hit My lovely horse and *De* *name is Gambit*! *Remember it*!'s corpse with a 5,973,600 trillion kg planet.

[13:55 PM] Muriel (aka 'Murderous Muriel') got tentacled by Lailoken's killer squid but forgot to mention that she was already dead.

[16:15 PM] The Shortbread Fairy shot Eudoxia...for once while *actually* wearing fairy wings and bringing shortbread.

[16:20 PM] The Shortbread Fairy shot A Free Man at the Sheila picnic.

[16:41 PM] Eeyore gives new Reeve dead arm, dead body.

[17:45 PM] Slaughter in Churchill! Will 'I have more money than sense, and I'm in debt.' Brooks splatted The Free Mango and Gavrilo Princip, reincarnated as a small, fuzzy, white kitten with one black-furred paw, a permanent chest irritation and a squint drew a fatal cross in the chest of Aries Nebuchadnezzar

[17:45 PM] Stranger in a strange land was taking the biscuit when All the cool kids psuedonyms end in / bang killed him

[18:22 PM] All the cool kids psuedonyms end in / lurks Chu Corridor, soaks unsuspecting Eeyore.

[18:32 PM] Loki was going to eat but got a drink from All the cool kids psuedonyms end in / instead

[19:00 PM] Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a gun a little met Stop

[20:25 PM] Horatio T Loins + band = kill. This pleases Will 'I have more money than sense, and I'm in debt.' Brooks.

[20:45 PM] Abraham Lincoln, Space Pirate of Fishbourne decided to get the inevitable betray[al started a bit early. Harry Purvis and Irving Washington were not amused.

[21:00 PM] Mr. Frumious was lured out by Gavrilo Princip, reincarnated as a small, fuzzy, white kitten with one black-furred paw, a permanent chest irritation and a squint and shot by Stop

[21:40 PM] *De* *name is Gambit*! *Remember it*! goes to play pool, Trivial Fursuit profits

[22:00 PM] Gavrilo Princip, reincarnated as a small, fuzzy, white kitten with one black-furred paw, a permanent chest irritation and a squint took down Abraham Lincoln, Space Pirate of Fishbourne, and shot Harry Purvis and Irving Washington's corpses

[22:30 PM] Gavrilo Princip, reincarnated as a small, fuzzy, white kitten with one black-furred paw, a permanent chest irritation and a squint took down his pint-sized opponent, A Free Man

[23:00 PM] Trivial Fursuit takes down Loki, Silken Dragon and The other one

[23:10 PM] Furfight outside Emma: Eeyore falls to Fairy Liquid.

[23:13 PM] Stop the Uephoria, death is in the air

[23:40 PM] The Benjamin Quentin Weaver Fan Club took arms against a sea of troubles

Friday, 20 June

[00:50 AM] Harry Purvis decided he had nothing to lose and stabbed Irving Washington in the back.

[08:24 AM] The Helvetica Scenario thought no assassins would be up this early but All the cool kids psuedonyms end in / shot him

[09:40 AM] Pasta should have had his Weetabix. Will 'I have more money than sense, and I'm in debt.' Brooks does the sneaky-sneaky, stabby-stabby

[10:45 AM] Double kill on B staircase - Lemony and Paran Oid get wet

[11:35 AM] SDG left his window open, so Trivial Fursuit shot him

[12:05 PM] Trivial Fursuit saw Stranger in a strange land heading towards his room, and sent him to a strange land

[12:29 PM] Eeyore uses some new weaponry on departing Denizen of The College of the Blessed Virgin Mary, Saint John the Evangelist and the glorious Virgin Saint Radegund, near Cambridge.

[12:56 PM] Abraham Lincoln, Space Pirate of Fishbourne shot Eeyore when he came visiting Trinity.

[13:40 PM] Harry Purvis came a knocking, Abraham Lincoln, Space Pirate of Fishbourne came a shooting.

[14:30 PM] Playing frisbee kills! A Free Man falls to Trivial Fursuit

[14:50 PM] Trivial Fursuit spots The Helvetica Scenario and bang kills him

[14:55 PM] Horatio T Loins, if you Continue to leave your window open, I'll keep shooting you

[15:25 PM] Trivial Fursuit spotted The sniper entering his building, so shot him in the back

[15:30 PM] Post pirate punting - let's all (that is to say, Ben Weaver, Emily Scragg, Emma Nash and Tom Wootten) gang up on Jacob (Jake) Samuel Corteen. And No-one backstabbed!

[15:35 PM] And then Jacob (Jake) Samuel Corteen found Mushroom as well.

[16:00 PM] Abraham Lincoln, Space Pirate of Fishbourne attacked All the cool kids psuedonyms end in / with a band gun but ate his pigs

[16:28 PM] Silken Dragon and The other one were in the garden when Will (Twillo) Brooks shot them

[16:39 PM] *De* *name is Gambit*! *Remember it*! killed My lovely horse in a last bid effort to defeat My lovely horse

[16:58 PM] The Shortbread Fairy wanted a final showdown of awesomness but Will (Twillo) Brooks was faster on the draw

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