After several minutes of friendly misdirection James Kermode's neighbours managed to point him out to me. I then redesigned his anatomy with my handgun.
I did as you told me, wanted-list, I found the staircase of Matt Jones. In the deepest recesses of the temple, I found a dark gathering: my Gun (the infernal one), Matt Jones, and a great pile of hair, who could only be the Lord of Hatred, myself, The Wig. He heard a voice then, like a thousand needles in his heart:
"Matt Jones, at long last we stand united. The Infernal Gun has been prepared, and the time of your final death is at hand. Let the way to Hell be opened".
And The Wig, that was once vanquished, shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man, shall it walk amongst the innocent, and terror shall consume they that dwell upon the earth. The sky shall rain fire, and the seas will become as blood! The wanted shall fall before the wig-ged, and all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Wig!
What I did then, was not meant for mortal eyes.
"The Gun is ready. My Matt Jones, the time has come for you to meet your true end.
Die, Matt Jones, Man of crime. I am the avenger of all, depart, Matt Jones, sent forth the message into hell!"
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