A target, with full water?
One cannot resist.
The distance?
No problem.
Arrival indicated a friendship,
One should not interrupt.
It acts as a test-bed,
For unproven technology.
Heavily armed,
Very paranoid.
This is my target.
No doubt.
A poison note,
Able to kill instantly.
A bomb,
Able to kill instantly.
A decoy was used,
Successfully.
An attractive Jenny,
Stood in open doorway.
Armed, and paranoid.
My friend too far.
I wait.
I wait.
Water water water.
In the lower torso.
Nearly missed.
Nearly killed.
Coffee offered
and accepted.
Thank you
Fellow Assassin
We will not forget.
I am a fwend of the late Isobel Hooper, but a nasty policeman called PC Big Hairy Monster shot her. I fink that was weally mean, so I've avenged her death and shot him back in a fit of anger (and manic giggling)...
Sorry,
The Laughing Maniac
PS: I was qwite pwoud of myself yesterday when I also got Edwin Thomson, and was well on the way to a hattwick! :) But I fink he may alweady have been dead, and so I might have shot his ghost. Still, thats no cwime is it - I mean, it was a pwovoked attack - his ghost spooked me, and I was scared so I shot at him: I mean, what's a girl to do!
And for this brutal murder of a poor police officer who was only trying to do his duty, The Laughing Maniac finds herself on the Wanted List.
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