Assassins' Guild Lent 2001 Awards
- The Lemming award for the first to die:
- Dan James "Burns" Jane, who died exactly three minutes into the game
at the hands of Maverick
- The J Doe award for psychopathy:
- Simon "Dial Emma For Murder" Ford
- The Sean Connery Award for the Smoothest Kill:
- Sally "Trezzer" Clough's Ginger Cake assassination
- The Nigel Harris award for butchering cops:
- Matt 'Muffy the Umpire Flayer' Laycock
- The Dr Kimble award for surviving the longest time on the wanted list:
- Jamie 'Lloyd' Douglass (425 hours)
- The Robocop award for killing wanted criminals:
- Simon "Dilemma" Ford
- The David Duffit award for secrecy:
- Matthew "bh234" Garrett (who wasn't actually playing)
- The yellow streak award for running away:
- Chief Mario "Sniper" Sainz-Martinez for fear of creaking stairs
- The Harland Quinn Golden Quill for the most amusing reports:
- Matthew "The Brown Avenger" Bennett and James "Beakachu" Wright
- The Brutus award for the best betrayal:
- Simon "Dilemma" Ford for murdering what remained of his mafia
- Police Hero Medal:
- Chief Claire "Incorruptible" Bordenave for being... well... incorruptible
- The David Chow Award for the most Pathetic Bribe:
- David Chow, for bribing the Umpires with all of two bourbon cream biscuits
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