The Assassins' Guild - Incompetence List
The Assassins' Guild - Incompetence List This is the List of incompetents.
There are no incompetents!.
This is the list of incompetent police.
There are no incompetents!.
And this is a list of corpses:
| Name | College | Pseudonym |
| Benjamin NF Jones | Magdalene | Two Nearly Dead Fish |
| David Manning | Homerton | Biggles |
| Charlie Williamson | Jesus | C Dog |
| Frank Fu | Robinson | Snap |
| Peter James Dawson | Pembroke | woogleflumpy |
| Radoslav Nespor | Churchill | Colts&Roses |
| Heather Burgess | Churchill | Saffron |
| Michael Scott | Darwin/Trinity Hall | Sparky |
| Bruno Min | Sidney Sussex | O-ren Ishii |
| Jenny King | Clare | Mrs X |
| Lorenzo Bellettini | Queens' | Nemo |
| Douglas J Winship | Emmanuel | known only as... Jack |
| [Name removed on request] | Homerton | Lukan02 |
| Stephen Mounsey | Homerton | rusty nail |
| Patrick Douglas Bannister | Hughes Hall | Mr Teatime |
| Lydia Elliott | Emmanuel | Dash |
| Qingzi Bu | Emmanuel | BlueToaster |
| Victoria Crooks | Clare | tsunami_babe |
| Andrew Sing Yan Leung | Girton | Hamish |
| Andrew Donald Fookes | Churchill | Quentin AKA You can run but you can't hide AKA Human Resource Management |
| Catherine Serena Atkins | Trinity | Mushroom |
| Chris Jones | Corpus Christi | Liverfits |
| Ben Jones | Selwyn | AngelWhisper |
| Richard James Turner | Downing | Unheimlich Mowe |
| Michael Zoubaida | St Catherine's | Jijenium |
| Benjamin M Wynne | St John's | DFish |
| Michael George Tanner | Darwin | Skeletor |
| Thomas Robinson | Trinity Hall | Yossarian |
| Laura Kemp | Homerton | speedy |
| Britt Alexandra Baillie | Dept of Archaeology | femme fatale |
| Stuart Kent | Queens' | The Mostly Dreaded Pin Cushion |
| Rachel Macdonald | Homerton | Blanche |
| William Wykeham | Fitzwilliam | Wraith |
| Amanda Rashid | Clare | black mamba |
| Ian Blaney | Jesus | Brooding |
| Francesca Frazer | Emmanuel | Leonidas |
| Marko Cosic | Homerton | philistine |
| Robert Duschinsky | Selwyn | Smoke&Mirrors |
| Elena Katherine Narozanski | Emmanuel | "Lady Black" |
| Daniel Michael Grace | Trinity | The Albion |
| Sarah Julia Ramsey | St Catherine's | Grendel |
| William Ingram | Clare | Archie |
| Neil A D Sadler | Magdalene | Lord Striker |
| Tom Smith | Queens' | Wojtek |
| Emma Day | New Hall | Evil Bunny from the Hutch of Hell |
| Bryony Baines | Gonville and Caius | Fifth Scribe, Chronicler of the Odysseys of Mistress Hetty throughout the Late Chromatic Era of CHARD! |
| Philip Pearson | Fitzwilliam | Alan Shearer |
| Stephanie Nelson | Pembroke | gogo |
| Victoria Newton | Jesus | volvic |
| Minty Caldicot | Homerton | Mary |
| Matthew Goldie-Scot | Homerton | Sir Jeremy Fitsgerald Esquire |
| Alan Morrison | Selwyn | Dirty Harry |
| James Richard Wilkinson | Trinity | Wilks |
| Jennifer Coates | Homerton | The Oracle |
| Graham Thomson | Robinson | The Cleric |
