The Assassins' Guild - Updates
New on Friday, 3 December
[3 Dec, 05:00 AM] Silence descends
New on Tuesday, 30 November
[30 Nov, 17:00 PM] KCopyKCat killed Martin Lester (G.I.Bob AKA The Master, Fellows and Scholars of the College of the Blessed Virgin Mary, Saint John the Evangelist and the glorious Virgin Saint Radegund, near Cambridge AKA 0verkill AKA The Null Pseudonym AKA CMO AKA Markoved Man AKA lol internet AKA I've just lost the Assassins Game), with a little help from Jeff Snyder (The Hands of Phate) and Onion Pixy
[27 Nov, 14:00 PM] A Woman's Intuition and Stalu ond Cwalu lurked for Ross Edmondson
[29 Nov, 20:00 PM] Little Red Riding Hood gave the Kiss Of Death to A Blunt Kitchen Knife
[30 Nov, 11:00 AM] URL hung around looking for Little Red Riding Hood
[29 Nov, 19:20 PM] Martin Lester lurked for Carrie Oliver
[29 Nov, 08:40 AM] a n other lurked for Ross Edmondson
[24 Nov, 09:05 AM] Fawn Dell Maibalz lurked for Ross Edmondson
[27 Nov, 10:00 AM] Carrie Oliver attempted a cycle-by on Martin Lester
[27 Nov, 09:50 AM] Martin Lester ambushed Carrie Oliver
[26 Nov, 18:00 PM] Ross Edmondson went looking for Martin Lester
New on Friday, 26 November
[26 Nov, 16:02 PM] A Blunt Kitchen Knife, Expecting Someone Taller?, Little Red Riding Hood and Kilroy-Silk assaulted the Umpire with a monkey
New on Thursday, 25 November
[25 Nov, 19:15 PM] Pildit VIII and the light in the dark eliminated Nathan James Bowler (Bow Tie AKA FAKE BOMB)
New on Wednesday, 24 November
[23 Nov, 11:10 AM] Markoved Man bumped into Nathan James Bowler
[23 Nov, 08:30 AM] Chard!mander went after David Stark
[21 Nov, 22:00 PM] Legend of Dragoon eliminated James Michael Appleton (Takemaru)
[19 Nov, 17:00 PM] Russell Mark Williams didn't catch David Stark
[18 Nov, 16:00 PM] Takemaru lurked for David Birch
[18 Nov, 23:00 PM] Little Red Riding Hood and A Blunt Kitchen Knife lurked for Dunky B
[18 Nov, 16:10 PM] FAKE BOMB lurked for Russell Mark Williams
[16 Nov, 23:30 PM] Alex Pavlaki (The Godfather) took out Chris Field (Prince of Space), Michael Wallace (The Quick Brown Raccoon), Stephen Chester (Oook) and Callum J Fenn Dawes (Butternut Creamcakes) before dying to BadgerGirl
[16 Nov, 08:00 AM] Expecting Someone Taller? left an interesting gift for Morat
[15 Nov, 14:45 PM] Expecting Someone Taller? and Oook crushed the traitor Tigerbunny. Viva la revolucion!
[17 Nov, 21:00 PM] the light in the dark enlightened Patrick Douglas Bannister (Mr Teatime)
[24 Nov, 17:15 PM] Bow Tie failed to explode the light in the dark
[23 Nov, 21:55 PM] A Blunt Kitchen Knife eliminated Thomas Robinson (Yossarian)
[23 Nov, 21:20 PM] A Blunt Kitchen Knife killed David Manning (Biggles)
[23 Nov, 17:20 PM] The seven Dwarves shot at Aidan Robison
[23 Nov, 13:15 PM] Jeff Snyder (The Hands of Phate) waited for Nathan James Bowler
[23 Nov, 09:10 AM] Stalu ond Cwalu and a n other lurked for Ross Edmondson
[22 Nov, 15:35 PM] Kermit fought off Tom Booth (Kilroy-Silk)
New on Tuesday, 23 November
[23 Nov, 13:00 PM] Russell Mark Williams (meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles eheu! serpens est! AKA Madeleine shot Russ Williams (The real King of Wrong), then she AKA 01010100 01101111 01101111 01001101 01100001 01101110 01111001 01000011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110011 01100011 01101001 01110011 00000000) and David Stark (Robert Standing) killed each other.
New on Monday, 22 November
[22 Nov, 13:05 PM] A tree dwarf disposed of Duncan Brewer (Dunky B)
[22 Nov, 13:20 PM] A tree dwarf got the better of Christopher Knowles (Bomberman AKA AND I'D HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR THAT MEDDLING KID!)
[22 Nov, 09:05 AM] Martin Lester killed Matthew Johnson (Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky AKA Sir Sven Ø'Bjørnchester Samuel J. McHølzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahøy! Wilsøn AKA His Greatness the King Teppicymon XXVIII, Lord of the Heavens, Charioteer of the Wagon of the Sun, Steersman of the Barque of the Sun, Guardian of the Secret Knowledge, Lord of the Horizon, Keeper of the Way, the Flail of Mercy, the High-Born One, the Never-Dying King...). At last.
[21 Nov, 19:30 PM] Expecting Someone Taller? tried to kill Kermit
[21 Nov, 20:50 PM] Kermit shot an ex-criminal
[17 Nov, 13:02 PM] Paul Fox (PJ) killed Robin Message (BadgerGirl), but was killed by Expecting Someone Taller?
[20 Nov, 18:30 PM] Andrew Donald Fookes (Quentin AKA You can run but you can't hide AKA Human Resource Management) was killed by A Blunt Kitchen Knife
[19 Nov, 09:55 AM] Expecting Someone Taller? and La Revolucion went in search of Dunky B
[19 Nov, 09:00 AM] Expecting Someone Taller? and Snap brought down Michael George Tanner (Skeletor)
[21 Nov, 16:30 PM] Robert Standing perforated David Proctor (The Goblin King)
[20 Nov, 11:40 AM] Martin Lester followed Matthew Johnson to Oxford
[14 Nov, 19:00 PM] Expecting Someone Taller? led an attack on Morat
[20 Nov, 12:05 PM] Human Resource Management knocked off James Cole (Crackle)
[19 Nov, 19:15 PM] Matthew Johnson tried his luck with Martin Lester
[19 Nov, 11:00 AM] Kilroy-Silk's bomb exploded Benjamin NF Jones (Two Nearly Dead Fish)
[19 Nov, 18:50 PM] Fawn Dell Maibalz shot at Ross Edmondson
[16 Nov, 16:30 PM] Jeff Snyder (The Hands of Phate) looked for Skeletor
[18 Nov, 17:15 PM] David Birch and Martin Lester chased Matthew Johnson around a bit
[19 Nov, 08:00 AM] Bomberman eliminated Robert Chipperfield (Weekend breakfast armageddon)
[17 Nov, 19:15 PM] Dunky B finally killed Vincent Tang (gurkha turd 3)
[17 Nov, 15:55 PM] gurkha turd 3 killed Ben Weaver (Zephyr)
[17 Nov, 07:00 AM] The Master, Fellows and Scholars of the College of the Blessed Virgin Mary, Saint John the Evangelist and the glorious Virgin Saint Radegund, near Cambridge exploded Paul James Totman (Mong)
New on Sunday, 21 November
[20 Nov, 20:00 PM] Legend of Dragoon searched for Takemaru
New on Thursday, 18 November
[15 Nov, 08:35 AM] The seven Dwarves lurked for Sir Sven Ø'Bjørnchester Samuel J. McHølzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahøy! Wilsøn
[29 Oct, 07:50 AM] Stalu ond Cwalu joined Bomberman on a trip to blow up Tudor Dan Dimofte (Bouncy-bouncy)
New on Wednesday, 17 November
[15 Nov, 15:00 PM] 01010100 01101111 01101111 01001101 01100001 01101110 01111001 01000011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110011 01100011 01101001 01110011 00000000 failed to poison Robert Standing
[13 Nov, 17:30 PM] Weekend breakfast armageddon and Robert Standing brought down Neil A D Sadler (Lord Striker) and Christopher James Jenkins (Dakeyras AKA The Octopus that lurks under your Antimacassar)
[16 Nov, 20:15 PM] Chard!mander lurked for Takemaru
[14 Nov, 14:30 PM] Dirty Birch tried to find Nathan James Bowler
[16 Nov, 13:30 PM] Mong went looking for Mr Teatime
[15 Nov, 19:30 PM] Prince of Space and Expecting Someone Taller? went in search of Dunky B and his merry band
[17 Nov, 19:25 PM] Sir Dominic Flandry, Protector of the Noble Empire and Defender Of The Outer Reaches took down Gordon Ball (Chronitis)
[16 Nov, 13:00 PM] the light in the dark went a-lurking for gurkha turd 3
[17 Nov, 13:30 PM] Morat poisoned Graham Thomson (The Cleric)
[16 Nov, 20:00 PM] The Goblin King lurked for Morat
[13 Nov, 13:12 PM] Adam Biltcliffe finally broke it off with Steve Pettitt (Pookie)
[15 Nov, 18:00 PM] The Quick Brown Raccoon eliminated Richard Gibson (White Rabbit)
[9 Nov, 10:50 AM] Stalu ond Cwalu bepoisoninged Adam Baird Fraser's wheelie-wheelie
[4 Nov, 23:00 PM] Stalu ond Cwalu really really failed to poison Adam Baird Fraser
[3 Nov, 10:00 AM] The Quick Brown Fox lurked for Lanfear's Puppet
[14 Nov, 15:30 PM] Martin Lester lurked a bit for Mr Teatime
[17 Nov, 11:00 AM] One who only frightens non-players lurked for gurkha turd 3
[17 Nov, 10:00 AM] Morat failed to poison lots of people
[17 Nov, 10:20 AM] Morat poisoned Luci Rebecca Sandbach (Security Notice)
[17 Nov, 10:30 AM] Dalriada brought down the nefarious John-Joseph Wilks (Sir Seoman AKA Morat)
New on Monday, 15 November
[15 Nov, 12:45 PM] Massive corruption uncovered in police force. Dunky B, PJ, White Rabbit, Chronitis, Kermit, Tigerbunny declared corrupt. Prince of Space seizes presidency. All hail our glorious new leader.
New on Sunday, 14 November
[13 Nov, 12:00 PM] meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles eheu! serpens est!'s letterbomb failed to excite Mong
[14 Nov, 16:00 PM] Alex Pavlaki (The Godfather) murdered an innocent
[14 Nov, 12:50 PM] His Greatness the King Teppicymon XXVIII, Lord of the Heavens, Charioteer of the Wagon of the Sun, Steersman of the Barque of the Sun, Guardian of the Secret Knowledge, Lord of the Horizon, Keeper of the Way, the Flail of Mercy, the High-Born One, the Never-Dying King... lurked for Takemaru
[4 Nov, 16:00 PM] Adam Biltcliffe lurked unsuccessfully for someone who wasn't Steve Pettitt
[14 Nov, 02:20 AM] Morat killed Adam Baird Fraser (Lanfear's Puppet AKA A Pen Labelled Kife) and Lauren Grest (The Linux Crusader, picking off Windows users one by one...)
[13 Nov, 22:50 PM] Ross Edmondson eliminated Robert Duschinsky (Smoke&Mirrors)
[13 Nov, 17:15 PM] A Pen Labelled Kife lurked for KCopyKCat
[12 Nov, 21:10 PM] Snap and Crackle brought down Bryony Baines (Fifth Scribe, Chronicler of the Odysseys of Mistress Hetty throughout the Late Chromatic Era of CHARD!), but not before she got to David Jordan (Pop)
New on Saturday, 13 November
[12 Nov, 15:22 PM] Adam Biltcliffe lurked for Steve Pettitt
[12 Nov, 08:30 AM] Adam Biltcliffe stayed in bed and let Steve Pettitt do all the work
[8 Nov, 10:56 AM] Adam Biltcliffe didn't see Steve Pettitt
[5 Nov, 16:01 PM] Adam Biltcliffe failed to recognise Steve Pettitt
[13 Nov, 14:00 PM] meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles eheu! serpens est! failed to poison or explode Carrie Oliver
[8 Nov, 22:00 PM] The Linux Crusader, picking off Windows users one by one... tried to kill Weekend breakfast armageddon
[12 Nov, 18:20 PM] The Octopus that lurks under your Antimacassar killed Felicity Boyce (Lincoln Powell)
[12 Nov, 23:30 PM] Bow Tie failed to explode Yossarian
[12 Nov, 17:20 PM] Biggles got rid of Matthew Goldie-Scot (Sir Jeremy Fitsgerald Esquire)
[12 Nov, 16:30 PM] Bomberman left a dud bomb for gurkha turd 3
[12 Nov, 18:00 PM] Kermit, Security Notice and The blond sherif went to kill Smoke&Mirrors, but got Ben Jones (AngelWhisper) instead
[12 Nov, 17:00 PM] Takemaru tried to kill Aidan Robison
New on Friday, 12 November
[12 Nov, 13:10 PM] Butternut Creamcakes killed Jennifer Coates (The Oracle)
[12 Nov, 12:00 PM] Dunky B and Ross Edmondson eliminated Marko Cosic (philistine)
[11 Nov, 23:20 PM] David Jordan (MaryPoppins) tried to kill David Birch, shot an innocent, and was killed by Prince of Space
[10 Nov, 06:15 AM] CMO failed to explode Leonidas
[5 Nov, 09:30 AM] CMO failed to explode Leonidas
[11 Nov, 09:00 AM] The Master, Fellows and Scholars of the College of the Blessed Virgin Mary, Saint John the Evangelist and the glorious Virgin Saint Radegund, near Cambridge tried to explode Mong
[11 Nov, 16:15 PM] One who only frightens non-players quested for Mr Teatime
New on Thursday, 11 November
[11 Nov, 23:15 PM] White Rabbit and Security Notice took out James Richard Wilkinson (Wilks)
[11 Nov, 22:30 PM] Alex Labram (Catch-23 AKA Kermit) tried to kill MaryPoppins but fell victim to Human Resource Management
[10 Nov, 21:15 PM] A pack of 51 cards (plus one thing, of indeterminable nature, which may or may not exist) eliminated Edward Galvin ((the) Squeaking Weasel)
[11 Nov, 18:00 PM] Lord Striker tried to kill The Octopus that lurks under your Antimacassar
[10 Nov, 23:15 PM] Fawn Dell Maibalz lurked for The Octopus that lurks under your Antimacassar
[10 Nov, 19:50 PM] The Octopus that lurks under your Antimacassar murdered Lee Harper (Mr Smith) and his girlfriend
[11 Nov, 15:15 PM] Steve Pettitt didn't try to kill Adam Biltcliffe
[11 Nov, 10:02 AM] Adam Biltcliffe again tried to kill Steve Pettitt
[11 Nov, 08:58 AM] Adam Biltcliffe tried to kill Steve Pettitt
[10 Nov, 11:00 AM] Prince of Space, The Cleric and Oook went looking for Leonidas
[11 Nov, 05:00 AM] The Umpire thunderbolted Douglas J Winship (known only as... Jack) for persistent incompetence
[10 Nov, 17:00 PM] Rachel Macdonald (Blanche) was killed by Madeleine shot Russ Williams (The real King of Wrong), then she
New on Wednesday, 10 November
[10 Nov, 09:00 AM] Christopher James Jenkins (Dakeyras AKA The Octopus that lurks under your Antimacassar) blew up Mr Smith's neighbour
[10 Nov, 16:00 PM] John-Joseph Wilks (Sir Seoman AKA Morat) tried to bomb Two Nearly Dead Fish, but missed
[3 Nov, 21:30 PM] Vincent Tang (gurkha turd 3) tried to kill Adam Biltcliffe but got his roommate instead
[10 Nov, 15:00 PM] The Goblin King killed Francesca Frazer (Leonidas)
[9 Nov, 14:15 PM] Mong went looking for Quentin
[8 Nov, 15:00 PM] Dunky B led the SWAT team on a siege of Gridley Quayle and Trilby "The Deerstalker" Fedora
[9 Nov, 22:50 PM] The Umpire scared Adam Baird Fraser and Lauren Grest
[9 Nov, 18:45 PM] (the) Squeaking Weasel tried to kill Blanche
[8 Nov, 16:20 PM] Sir Sven Ø'Bjørnchester Samuel J. McHølzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahøy! Wilsøn assassinated Michael Scott (Sparky)
[8 Nov, 13:08 PM] Carrie Oliver killed Helen Chambers (Spongebob)
[9 Nov, 13:30 PM] Bow Tie tried to explode Fawn Dell Maibalz
[8 Nov, 18:30 PM] White Rabbit got rid of Bruno Min (O-ren Ishii)
[9 Nov, 12:50 PM] Oook brought down Ed Saperia (Trilby "The Deerstalker" Fedora)
[8 Nov, 14:15 PM] Dunky B eliminated Ed Heaney (Gyrognome Fighter-Organist)
New on Tuesday, 9 November
[9 Nov, 17:50 PM] A Woman's Intuition exploded Chris Jones (Liverfits)
[9 Nov, 00:30 AM] A Sky Full of Hat failed to blow up Skeletor
[9 Nov, 11:15 AM] Chronitis eliminated Simeon Bird (Gridley Quayle)
New on Monday, 8 November
[8 Nov, 14:10 PM] Ed Heaney (Gyrognome Fighter-Organist), Ed Saperia (Trilby "The Deerstalker" Fedora) and Gridley Quayle attacked Dunky B
[7 Nov, 23:00 PM] Catch-23 killed Felicity Boyce (Holburg AKA Ben Reich), redeeming himself
[7 Nov, 17:55 PM] Gridley Quayle attacked Nathan James Bowler
[7 Nov, 16:00 PM] Adam Baird Fraser, Ed Heaney and Simeon Bird (Gridley Quayle) went to kill Lord Striker, but something went wrong
[8 Nov, 09:58 AM] Gridley Quayle shot an "innocent"
New on Sunday, 7 November
[7 Nov, 17:00 PM] The Godfather went looking for Christopher Knowles
[7 Nov, 02:00 AM] Catch-23 exploded Maria Sedelnikova (The Seamstress)
[6 Nov, 10:00 AM] Butternut Creamcakes brought down Suzy Hamilton (A Rabid Pigeon)
[5 Nov, 10:00 AM] BadgerGirl eliminated Richard James Turner (Unheimlich Mowe)
[5 Nov, 20:10 PM] Oook wiped out Ian Blaney (Brooding)
[5 Nov, 17:50 PM] Takemaru assassinated Robert Shaw (Jeff)
[31 Oct, 08:00 AM] Robert Standing couldn't get through to The Godfather
[5 Nov, 11:00 AM] Daft Ada eliminated Llewellyn Pilbeam (name)
[7 Nov, 01:30 AM] Catch-23 failed to explode gurkha turd 3
[6 Nov, 21:45 PM] A Pen Labelled Kife lurked for gurkha turd 3
[6 Nov, 13:15 PM] The Cleric failed to kill Alan Shearer
[5 Nov, 18:15 PM] KCopyKCat shot Pete Myerson (Garth Vader)
[5 Nov, 15:30 PM] Mr Smith killed Sarah Julia Ramsey (Grendel)
[7 Nov, 04:00 AM] MaryPoppins eliminated Philip Pearson (Alan Shearer)
New on Saturday, 6 November
[5 Nov, 14:05 PM] Alex Labram (Catch-23) blew up an innocent instead of Holburg
[5 Nov, 14:00 PM] Catch-23 went knocking for Holburg
[5 Nov, 15:10 PM] Tigerbunny failed to kill A Rabid Pigeon
[4 Nov, 19:50 PM] Peter File eliminated Alexander Wilkes (Fishpaste)
[4 Nov, 12:00 PM] G.I.Bob failed twice to kill Lord Striker
[5 Nov, 02:30 AM] Bomberman failed to blow up Wilks
[5 Nov, 00:30 AM] Two Nearly Dead Fish went looking for gurkha turd 3
[5 Nov, 22:00 PM] Lord Striker fought back against Robin Message (BadgerGirl)
[5 Nov, 17:40 PM] Catch-23 killed James E M Robinson (Kalkin AKA The Blind Watchmaker)
[5 Nov, 13:50 PM] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky tried to make sure Mr Smith was eating enough fruit
[5 Nov, 09:00 AM] You can run but you can't hide disposed of James Cole (Peter File)
New on Thursday, 4 November
[3 Nov, 22:50 PM] a n other wiped out Tom Smith (Wojtek)
[3 Nov, 22:00 PM] a n other got rid of Elena Katherine Narozanski ("Lady Black")
[4 Nov, 17:55 PM] 0verkill shot Stuart Russant (He trips and falls over his own feet)
[4 Nov, 15:35 PM] You can run but you can't hide exploded Majeed Neky (ennuicide)
[4 Nov, 12:30 PM] He trips and falls over his own feet tried to kill Dakeyras
[4 Nov, 03:05 AM] Andrew Sobala (Pyjamas) blew himself up
[3 Nov, 21:55 PM] name tried to kill White Rabbit
[3 Nov, 21:50 PM] White Rabbit eliminated David William Jackson (Gower)
[3 Nov, 02:00 AM] John-Joseph Wilks exploded Catherine Serena Atkins (Mushroom)
[3 Nov, 20:30 PM] KCopyKCat went knocking on Takemaru
[3 Nov, 19:30 PM] Quentin and Spongebob hunted down Heather Burgess (Saffron)
[3 Nov, 12:00 PM] Mong killed Michael Wallace (The Quick Brown Fox)
[3 Nov, 09:55 AM] (the) Squeaking Weasel shot Che Meakins (Lukan02)
[1 Nov, 16:00 PM] The Quick Brown Fox lost Adam Baird Fraser
[1 Nov, 14:45 PM] Nil Mortifi, Sine Lucre got rid of Daniel Michael Grace (The Albion)
[1 Nov, 14:20 PM] William Ingram (Archie) shot James Gooding (Canteen Food) before being killed by Nil Mortifi, Sine Lucre
[2 Nov, 17:30 PM] Adam Biltcliffe killed Radoslav Nespor (Colts&Roses)
[2 Nov, 13:50 PM] Skeletor stabbed Benjamin M Wynne (DFish)
[2 Nov, 11:55 AM] Holburg got rid of Robin Message (Lt. J Parker AKA Sarah the Killer Bunny-Wielder)
[2 Nov, 10:01 AM] The Cleric said goodbye to Lydia Elliott (Dash)
[1 Nov, 16:40 PM] PJ eliminated Alan Morrison (Dirty Harry)
[1 Nov, 15:15 PM] PJ disposed of Victoria Newton (volvic)
[2 Nov, 10:00 AM] A Rabid Pigeon disposed of Stephen Mounsey (rusty nail)
[2 Nov, 09:15 AM] (the) Squeaking Weasel knifed Minty Caldicot (Mary)
[29 Oct, 19:35 PM] Martin Lester bested Chris Longworth (The unceasing paranoid) in single combat
[1 Nov, 18:30 PM] Robin Message terminated Frank Fu (Snap)
[1 Nov, 18:45 PM] The Seamstress cleverly exploded Thomas de Rivaz (Cuddlebug)
[1 Nov, 18:30 PM] The Phoenix removed Charlie Williamson (C Dog)
[1 Nov, 17:45 PM] The Phoenix wiped out Sam Waldock (aesenosphere)
[1 Nov, 15:10 PM] Dirty Birch killed Stuart Kent (The Mostly Dreaded Pin Cushion)
[1 Nov, 09:00 AM] a n other eliminated Ian Abel (Iiinteresting....)
[1 Nov, 13:40 PM] Mr Smith shot Jenny King (Mrs X)
[1 Nov, 10:15 AM] Sarah the Killer Bunny-Wielder failed to catch Unheimlich Mowe
[31 Oct, 11:00 AM] Holburg went looking for Jeff
[1 Nov, 01:30 AM] The seven Dwarves failed to explode Gower
[4 Nov, 11:30 AM] Fifth Scribe, Chronicler of the Odysseys of Mistress Hetty throughout the Late Chromatic Era of CHARD! went looking for Alan Shearer
[4 Nov, 12:00 PM] The Octopus that lurks under your Antimacassar killed Lukshmi Shanthakumar (Shadow)
[2 Nov, 09:00 AM] Martin Lester left a present for Laura Kemp (speedy)
[3 Nov, 21:00 PM] Wilks brought Sarah Thacker (Livia) to justice
New on Wednesday, 3 November
[3 Nov, 18:55 PM] Emma Day (Evil Bunny from the Hutch of Hell) shot herself
[3 Nov, 17:00 PM] Jeff fought back against Rachel White (Post-Box)
[2 Nov, 20:45 PM] Sarah Thacker (Livia) killed James Michael O'Driscoll (Gollum)
[3 Nov, 11:58 AM] A Sky Full of Hat eliminated Gordon Ball (Nil Mortifi, Sine Lucre)
[2 Nov, 18:00 PM] Kalkin knifed Qingzi Bu (BlueToaster)
[1 Nov, 00:00 AM] The Oracle tried to poison A Sky Full of Hat
[31 Oct, 21:00 PM] Iiinteresting.... stabbed David Roberts (The Dancing Monkey)
[31 Oct, 19:15 PM] Elena Martinez (The Pilgrim) tried to kill Quentin, but was killed by Spongebob
New on Tuesday, 2 November
[31 Oct, 17:00 PM] Lanfear's Puppet walked in on Laura Carter (Elle)
[30 Oct, 08:30 AM] G.I.Bob tried to explode Lord Striker
[30 Oct, 15:15 PM] Richard Stephen Thompson (Big Hairy Wookie) gave his life to save Spongebob from Luci Rebecca Sandbach (Security Notice)
[2 Nov, 22:30 PM] Fishpaste stabbed Amanda Rashid (black mamba)
[2 Nov, 09:00 AM] A pack of 51 cards (plus one thing, of indeterminable nature, which may or may not exist) wiped out William Wykeham (Wraith)
[30 Oct, 19:45 PM] A pack of 51 cards (plus one thing, of indeterminable nature, which may or may not exist) waved goodbye to Ben Lambert (Boris the Avenger)
[2 Nov, 12:15 PM] Bow Tie exploded Niraj Modha (Ziggy Stardust)
[2 Nov, 10:00 AM] Gordon Ball eliminated Salman Shaheen (The Phoenix)
[30 Oct, 16:00 PM] The Dancing Monkey poisoned Britt Alexandra Baillie (femme fatale)
[1 Nov, 18:15 PM] Butternut Creamcakes got rid of Peter James Dawson (woogleflumpy)
[1 Nov, 16:00 PM] Jeff killed Andrew Sing Yan Leung (Hamish)
[1 Nov, 13:00 PM] Quentin poisoned Oliver Kroemer (Rev) and his bedder
[30 Oct, 21:00 PM] Peter File eliminated Haukur Heimisson (The Boy with the Bubblegun)
[31 Oct, 23:00 PM] Wilks went trick-or-treating at BaronWR's
[31 Oct, 12:30 PM] O-ren Ishii wiped out Charlotte Rosemary Heron (Daft Ada)
[31 Oct, 01:30 AM] Mr Smith tried to poison Sir Jeremy Fitsgerald Esquire
[30 Oct, 00:30 AM] Ziggy Stardust tried to poison Wojtek
[29 Oct, 15:00 PM] meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles eheu! serpens est! exploded Stephanie Nelson (gogo)
[31 Oct, 14:30 PM] O-ren Ishii failed to poison Lauren Grest
[29 Oct, 22:00 PM] Dunky B led the SWAT team on raids against A Rabid Pigeon and Ellie
[2 Nov, 00:30 AM] Wilks and David William Jackson (Gower) killed Rory Blevins (BaronWR)
[2 Nov, 00:00 AM] Wilks shot Michael Zoubaida (Jijenium)
[2 Nov, 01:00 AM] AngelWhisper tried to kill Colts&Roses
[2 Nov, 11:00 AM] Lorenzo Bellettini (Nemo) drowned in the Thames
New on Monday, 1 November
[1 Nov, 13:30 PM] Fishpaste stabbed Victoria Crooks (tsunami_babe)
[1 Nov, 00:30 AM] MaryPoppins tried to kill volvic
[31 Oct, 17:00 PM] The Godfather went looking for Bomberman
[30 Oct, 09:00 AM] ennuicide tried to kill Aidan Robison
New on Sunday, 31 October
[31 Oct, 14:00 PM] meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles eheu! serpens est! knocked off Timothy Michael Funnell (Timmytogs)
[29 Oct, 18:00 PM] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky congratulated Amin Fathiabad (el brujo)
[30 Oct, 20:00 PM] The Phoenix got nowhere with Nil Mortifi, Sine Lucre
[30 Oct, 17:00 PM] The Phoenix eliminated the wanted In-Kwon Choi (Ellie)
[30 Oct, 17:00 PM] Lanfear's Puppet was after Elle, but got Christopher James Greensides (Jagged) instead
[30 Oct, 11:00 AM] Daft Ada failed to kill Jagged
[30 Oct, 11:00 AM] Sir Seoman exploded Alastair Hegarty (Firecraker)
[29 Oct, 23:30 PM] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky dealt fruity death to Richard Peter Charles Manns (Wee Jimmy)
[30 Oct, 21:00 PM] Quentin went looking for Rev
New on Saturday, 30 October
[29 Oct, 18:20 PM] Robert Standing wasn't too keen on Tom Booth (Kilroy-Silk)
[29 Oct, 09:55 AM] The Master, Fellows and Scholars of the College of the Blessed Virgin Mary, Saint John the Evangelist and the glorious Virgin Saint Radegund, near Cambridge sent Paul Fox (The Scholar of the most Godlie, learned, sacred, exalted, noble, magnificent, divine and generally most wonderous Book of Assassin) down
[30 Oct, 01:00 AM] Jagged failed to poison rusty nail
[29 Oct, 01:00 AM] Skeletor redeemed himself, blowing up Johannes Nordstrom (eyeyeyeye)
[29 Oct, 15:20 PM] Nil Mortifi, Sine Lucre had a stand-off with Spongebob
New on Friday, 29 October
[29 Oct, 16:02 PM] Suzy Hamilton (A Rabid Pigeon) shot Chris Field (Expecting to stay in bed and let RADAR do all the work) but managed to hit The Umpire as well
[28 Oct, 21:00 PM] Post-Box went looking for gogo
[29 Oct, 09:00 AM] The Null Pseudonym exploded James Whittington (Jimbo the Jumbo Jet)
[29 Oct, 10:00 AM] The Scholar of the most Godlie, learned, sacred, exalted, noble, magnificent, divine and generally most wonderous Book of Assassin and Two Nearly Dead Fish both failed to poison gurkha turd 3
New on Thursday, 28 October
[28 Oct, 19:30 PM] a n other foiled Owain Bristow (chacal)
[25 Oct, 08:45 AM] I'm not really sure what The seven Dwarves did
[28 Oct, 21:00 PM] Takemaru backstabbed Sergei Trofimov (Mangetsu)
[28 Oct, 18:45 PM] Gollum got the better of Jonathan David Amery (King of Wrong)
[28 Oct, 17:30 PM] Livia wouldn't open the door to Elle
[28 Oct, 16:45 PM] Gollum wiped out David Beckett (Twinkletoes)
[28 Oct, 16:00 PM] The Dancing Monkey made The Linux Crusader, picking off Windows users one by one... very angry
[28 Oct, 15:40 PM] Dakeyras wiped out Tom Booth (Ashley Olsen AKA Mary-Kate Olsen)
[28 Oct, 14:00 PM] He trips and falls over his own feet burst in on Chris Korek (Aravar)
[27 Oct, 18:45 PM] (the) Squeaking Weasel surprised Ellie Nalson (Jack)
[27 Oct, 23:30 PM] The Phoenix introduced himself to Sam Lees (Vetinari)
[27 Oct, 19:10 PM] Mong lashed out at Bilen Ahmet (1337 h4><0r)
[27 Oct, 13:10 PM] Iiinteresting.... startled Stephen Chester (Aram)
[27 Oct, 20:30 PM] Jeff fought back against Julia Kingsbury (Nigel Damascena)
[27 Oct, 09:30 AM] A pack of 51 cards (plus one thing, of indeterminable nature, which may or may not exist) tried to blow up Nigel Damascena
[28 Oct, 19:50 PM] The unceasing paranoid couldn't get through to Firecraker
[28 Oct, 14:15 PM] The Scholar of the most Godlie, learned, sacred, exalted, noble, magnificent, divine and generally most wonderous Book of Assassin spread the word to Eleanor Scull (caterpillar)
[28 Oct, 17:30 PM] Jagged eliminated the dastardly David Manning (Biggles)
[28 Oct, 17:00 PM] Boris the Avenger fought back against Katherine McDonnell (Meryl)
[28 Oct, 15:15 PM] Tom Booth knocked off Thomas Digory Howard (Sly McStabby)
[28 Oct, 08:07 AM] The Null Pseudonym proved too much for Sarah Tang (Rak)
[28 Oct, 13:30 PM] Fifth Scribe, Chronicler of the Odysseys of Mistress Hetty throughout the Late Chromatic Era of CHARD! made James Gooding (Canteen food) go BANG
[28 Oct, 14:00 PM] Lt. J Parker massacred Gabriel Silkstone-Carter (Battosai)
[28 Oct, 12:30 PM] Mary-Kate Olsen went looking for Jimbo the Jumbo Jet
[27 Oct, 23:13 PM] David Manning (Biggles) was a little over-enthusiastic, but managed to kill Carl Whitehead (Chesney)
[27 Oct, 15:30 PM] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky wished Lee Lewin (Stan) a happy birthday
[28 Oct, 10:45 AM] KCopyKCat went to visit Kalkin
[28 Oct, 09:00 AM] Lt. J Parker got the better of Alex Hassan (Alk)
[27 Oct, 22:30 PM] Kalkin infiltrated the lair of Ed Saperia (Voodoo Princess Battle-Finch)
[27 Oct, 16:15 PM] Rak put Sally Elizabeth Hubbard (the judderman) to sleep
[26 Oct, 15:00 PM] "Lady Black" struck back against Haibo E (Lamp-post)
[26 Oct, 17:00 PM] Timmytogs struck back against Tim Salmon (Ronny)
[28 Oct, 14:00 PM] A Sky Full of Hat didn't excite Boris the Avenger
[28 Oct, 15:00 PM] The Seamstress tried to poison In-Kwon Choi (Ellie), but an innocent got there instead
[28 Oct, 13:45 PM] Robert Standing's letter didn't poison The Godfather
[27 Oct, 23:30 PM] Biggles' poison letter failed to kill Jagged
[27 Oct, 20:00 PM] Daft Ada's letter failed to kill Jagged
[27 Oct, 19:30 PM] Takemaru tried to bomb el brujo
[27 Oct, 18:00 PM] Pookie failed to spell the death of Wee Jimmy
New on Wednesday, 27 October
[27 Oct, 15:05 PM] 0verkill sh0t Emma Rafferty (ranger)
[27 Oct, 11:30 AM] 0verkill 3xpl0d3d Andrew Smith (Bollynoggin)
[27 Oct, 08:30 AM] A pack of 51 cards (plus one thing, of indeterminable nature, which may or may not exist) once more failed to kill Fishpaste
[26 Oct, 12:00 PM] A pack of 51 cards (plus one thing, of indeterminable nature, which may or may not exist) failed to explode Fishpaste
[26 Oct, 20:30 PM] Gower killed Charlotte Hartley (Cherry tart)
[27 Oct, 13:00 PM] The Seamstress tried to poison Thomas de Rivaz
[27 Oct, 10:03 AM] Dakeyras removed Sarah Aisling Marie Donnelly (evil bunny)
[27 Oct, 09:40 AM] Nigel Damascena tried to poison Elle
[27 Oct, 11:00 AM] meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles eheu! serpens est! blew up Ben Weaver (The Zephyr)
[26 Oct, 22:28 PM] Bouncy-bouncy failed to poison Security Notice
[26 Oct, 20:00 PM] Rev backstabbed John Niland (Masta Killa)
[26 Oct, 17:30 PM] Dakeyras couldn't find Rev
[27 Oct, 12:50 PM] The Master, Fellows and Scholars of the College of the Blessed Virgin Mary, Saint John the Evangelist and the glorious Virgin Saint Radegund, near Cambridge converted Simon Morrell (Pimms) to Free Software
[27 Oct, 13:00 PM] The Quick Brown Fox tried to poison The Goblin King
[27 Oct, 11:30 AM] Holburg failed to poison The Pilgrim
[26 Oct, 00:15 AM] Jagged managed to annoy Ross Edmondson
[26 Oct, 22:33 PM] Leonidas turned the tables on Graham Thomson (The Cleric)
[26 Oct, 22:15 PM] BaronWR managed to eliminate Richard Mark Harris (shipe)
[25 Oct, 08:45 AM] David Birch left a bomb for white russian, but Annabelle Maffei (mozzarella) got to it first
[26 Oct, 18:30 PM] Alk soaked Victoria Louise Thompson (Megan Holloway) and her decoy
[26 Oct, 10:00 AM] Lt. J Parker exploded Kirsty Reger (Cthulhu Always Calls To Us: "Scream!" AKA Black Velvet)
[27 Oct, 08:00 AM] Martin Lester evaded a poison letter from King of Wrong
[25 Oct, 19:58 PM] A Sky Full of Hat knifed Callum J Fenn Dawes (Rain Luong)
[26 Oct, 16:35 PM] Bouncy-bouncy picked off Amieth Yogarajah (The Man with a Plan)
[26 Oct, 16:00 PM] The Phoenix rose from the darkness to kill Amardeep Lidder (andre)
[26 Oct, 14:30 PM] The Quick Brown Fox brought down Hossein Berry-Noubar (the ultimate daddy)
[26 Oct, 09:00 AM] O-ren Ishii assassinated Thomas Robinson (Yossarian)
[26 Oct, 12:10 PM] Jeff failed to blow up Dakeyras
[27 Oct, 17:30 PM] evil bunny poisoned Robert Millar (Hagane No Renkinjutsu)
[26 Oct, 21:00 PM] Holburg managed to poison Nicholas Croucher (Cannon Fodder)
[26 Oct, 12:30 PM] Cuddlebug failed to feed tsunami_babe
[26 Oct, 22:30 PM] Two Nearly Dead Fish poisoned Dave Roger Ibbett (Doodidave)'s lightswitch
New on Tuesday, 26 October
[26 Oct, 15:30 PM] Michael George Tanner (Skeletor) got the wrong end of the stick
[26 Oct, 12:15 PM] Nathan James Bowler made an example of Llewellyn Pilbeam (name)
[25 Oct, 17:26 PM] Catch-23 failed to catch Megan Holloway
[25 Oct, 05:00 AM] Aidan Robison surprised nobody
[26 Oct, 10:00 AM] A pack of 51 cards (plus one thing, of indeterminable nature, which may or may not exist) gunned down Emma Hughes ()
[25 Oct, 22:33 PM] Stalu ond Cwalu attempted to bomb the judderman
[25 Oct, 22:30 PM] Sir Jeremy Fitsgerald Esquire backstabbed Mark Florian (Air)
[25 Oct, 17:30 PM] Hendrik Schroeder (alcatraz) returned to find a little something from Catch-23
[25 Oct, 21:00 PM] andre eliminated Gemma Grass Orkin (cotton mouth)
[25 Oct, 18:15 PM] shipe avoided seasoning at the hands of King of Wrong
[26 Oct, 00:00 AM] Yossarian stabbed a munching David Fidler (Robert)
[25 Oct, 20:35 PM] Ashley Olsen brought a little sparkle into the death of Adrian Thomas Potter (Omega)
New on Monday, 25 October
[25 Oct, 21:30 PM] Dakeyras potatoed Fiona Verity Scoble (Mrs Fishcake (insert evil laugh here))
[25 Oct, 17:55 PM] Doodidave attempted to poison Ziggy Stardust
[25 Oct, 16:25 PM] David Birch returned for Jack Miall (white russian)
[25 Oct, 16:20 PM] David Birch outwitted a fridge and defeated Paul Moyses (Dart)
[25 Oct, 18:25 PM] the ultimate daddy completed the triple, killing Barbara Drew (Brunette Barbie)
[25 Oct, 16:05 PM] Rain Luong successfully lurked Seth Thevoz (Francis Heritage)
[25 Oct, 13:30 PM] The Godfather shot Martin Turnock (greenmoon)
[25 Oct, 13:30 PM] G.I.Bob got in touch with Robert Duschinsky (Smoke&Mirrors)
[25 Oct, 16:45 PM] Thomas N McEwan (Lundqvist) was startled by the ultimate daddy
[25 Oct, 14:00 PM] The Cleric went a-wandering
[25 Oct, 08:30 AM] Ashley Olsen paid a visit to Stephen J A Paine (Jap)
[25 Oct, 08:00 AM] Ea! Ea! Cthulhu Always Calls To Us: "Scream!" fhtaghn! Aneaka Kellay (Bonnie) did not fhtaghn, and see what happened?
[25 Oct, 07:30 AM] G.I.Bob left a note for Wing Ying Chow (selkie)
[25 Oct, 17:35 PM] the ultimate daddy continued, killing Victoria Gray (Rowan Fields)
[25 Oct, 07:10 AM] Chesney gave Ben Jones (AngelWhisper) a good stabbing
[25 Oct, 09:00 AM] G.I.Bob left a present for Andrew Wimbush (Max Gammage), but Fiona Doyle (Cassandra) got to play with it too
[25 Oct, 08:34 AM] Cthulhu Always Calls To Us: "Scream!" devoured Peter Rennie (bluebird)
[25 Oct, 09:10 AM] Dakeyras avoided a brush with fame from Ashley Olsen
[25 Oct, 07:00 AM] selkie was up bright and early for Edward Ullathorne (The Epitonic Avenger)
[25 Oct, 05:45 AM] Security Notice pre-emptively startled Richard Gibson (The Red Queen)
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