Probably of less interest now the game is finished, but this is the order in which news events were added.
Matthew Johnson wins the duel.
[02 Dec 15:00] It all goes quiet...
[01 Dec 13:00] !!ptXd!p~ made an attempt on The Minion of Myxomatosis
[30 Nov 13:10] Anonymous Coward assassinated Alex Frost (JoeyR)
[30 Nov 11:30] The Minion of Myxomatosis made an attempt on !!ptXd!p~
[29 Nov 19:00] The Girtonator assassinated Noah Rolff (Wilbur Kookmeyer)
[28 Nov 19:00] An Agglutination of Chthonic Panjandra assassinated James Horder (Schwartzencatter The Magnificent)
[28 Nov 11:20] Jennifer Chaste made an attempt on Samba
[26 Nov 08:20] $\int_{-\pi}^{+\pi}{e^{-3x^2}dx}$ made an attempt on JJ Wilkes Booth
[27 Nov 17:30] A small and unobtrusive sparrow made an attempt on The Minion of Myxomatosis
[27 Nov 17:20] Stumid made an attempt on Wilbur Kookmeyer
[21 Nov 15:40] !!ptXd!p~ made an attempt on Guthrie
[23 Nov 22:00] Lestrade made an attempt on Kakariki
[24 Nov 17:00] Anonymous Coward made an attempt on Kakariki
[26 Nov 16:50] Kakariki was killed by The space-police space alien policemen Oglethorpe and Emory who nobly took a bullet in the act
[26 Nov 08:58] Jennifer Chaste assassinated Neill Campbell (It could Be Bunnies!)
[26 Nov 08:58] Jennifer Chaste assassinated Chris Field (JJ Wilkes Booth AKA Chris Field AKA Fraggin' Aardvark)
[25 Nov 20:15] Kakariki assassinated Martin Lester (Professional Librarian)
[25 Nov 19:45] The Minion of Myxomatosis assassinated Fraser Clark (Guthrie)
[24 Nov 20:23] It could Be Bunnies! assassinated Jonathan Woollgar (A Long Grey Coat)
[24 Nov 19:15] Lestrade assassinated William Barrett (man who eats aborted foetuses)
[23 Nov 18:40] Samba made an attempt on A Long Grey Coat
[22 Nov 20:00] Fraggin' Aardvark made an attempt on man who eats aborted foetuses
[22 Nov 19:15] The Girtonator went looking for incos and criminals
[22 Nov 08:30] A Long Grey Coat made an attempt on one of one of Ric's minions' minions
[20 Nov 18:30] An Agglutination of Chthonic Panjandra assassinated Diana O'Carroll (tropical pole-vaulter)
[21 Nov 14:00] Number 5 made an attempt on Samba
[21 Nov 12:30] Number 5 assassinated David Turton (Maratheoir)
[20 Nov 18:20] Harmonious Jade mutilated the corpse of Augustus
[20 Nov 17:20] The space-police space alien policemen Oglethorpe and Emory assassinated David O'Doherty (Augustus)
[20 Nov 17:50] Samba assassinated Jon Jowett (The Mafia)
[20 Nov 17:40] Guthrie made an attempt on one of one of Ric's minions' minions
[20 Nov 14:50] one of one of Ric's minions' minions made an attempt on Kakariki
[20 Nov 13:00] Lestrade mutilated the corpse of Luke Butcher (Shrove Tuesday)
[17 Nov 19:00] Lestrade disturbed the rest of Miss Bennet
[18 Nov 19:11] Professional Librarian disturbed the rest of U-Lary
[18 Nov 18:10] Kakariki made an attempt on Wilbur Kookmeyer
[18 Nov 17:35] Kakariki mutilated the corpse of David Birch (U-Lary)
[18 Nov 11:00] Jacob Collins noticed some strange happenings
[08 Nov 12:45] The Gostak made an attempt on Samba
[19 Nov 19:10] Kakariki miserably tried to kill The Umpire
[20 Nov 06:04] Professional Librarian assassinated Luke Butcher (Shrove Tuesday)
[19 Nov 15:30] Anonymous Coward assassinated Adam Baird Fraser (Master of Irony)
[19 Nov 00:00] The Umpire assassinated Hayley Watson (hunny bunney)
[18 Nov 20:30] man who eats aborted foetuses assassinated Ben Esche (Gaius)
[18 Nov 19:00] It could Be Bunnies! made an attempt on man who eats aborted foetuses
[18 Nov 17:50] Kakariki assassinated David Guarrera (hobart)
[18 Nov 17:25] Guthrie assassinated David Birch (U-Lary)
[17 Nov 16:15] Maratheoir made an attempt on A Long Grey Coat
[18 Nov 12:02] The space-police space alien policemen Oglethorpe and Emory assassinated Nick Wood (JamNCheez)
[17 Nov 15:00] Fraggin' Aardvark made an attempt on man who eats aborted foetuses
[18 Nov 12:55] one of Ric's minions assassinated Luke Donnan (Plod)
[18 Nov 09:03] An Agglutination of Chthonic Panjandra assassinated John Mark Edmundson (The honerable cop)
[17 Nov 23:30] Kakariki assassinated Richard Sidey (Skid)
[17 Nov 16:00] $\int_{-\pi}^{+\pi}{e^{-3x^2}dx}$ assassinated Charlotte Wing (Miss Bennet)
[17 Nov 08:00] A Long Grey Coat made an attempt on Shrove Tuesday
[14 Nov 22:30] The Girtonator made an attempt on Someone randomly
[15 Nov 21:00] JoeyR made an attempt on man who eats aborted foetuses
[15 Nov 15:45] Lestrade mutilated the corpse of Ian Horne (Ian Horne AKA Someone randomly)
[14 Nov 20:45] Professional Librarian made an attempt on Miss Bennet
[14 Nov 20:30] Professional Librarian made an attempt on Someone randomly
[13 Nov 14:30] The Duke made an attempt on Miss Bennet
[16 Nov 10:00] man who eats aborted foetuses assassinated Matthew Carroll (Northern Scum)
[15 Nov 14:44] Someone randomly assassinated Radoslav Nespor (Martini, shaken not stirred)
[15 Nov 14:45] Professional Librarian assassinated Ian Horne (Ian Horne AKA Someone randomly)
[15 Nov 00:24] Samba assassinated Adam Biltcliffe (Zarcana AKA Jar Jar Wilks AKA The Gostak)
[14 Nov 21:10] Zarcana assassinated Paul Fox (Keeper of the Dancing Penguins)
[13 Nov 17:00] Jennifer Chaste made an attempt on Maratheoir
[13 Nov 10:15] Keeper of the Dancing Penguins made an attempt on Guthrie
[13 Nov 19:30] Lestrade assassinated Thomas Booth (The Duke)
[14 Nov 10:00] Samba assassinated Aidan Robison (The Space Aliens Oglethorpe and Emory AKA Kazuo Kiriyama AKA Pokey the Penguin AKA The Man in White AKA Xanthophobia)
[12 Nov 19:00] Samba received a dodgy letter
[14 Nov 00:00] The Umpire thunderbolted Tom O'Brien (Eric)
[13 Nov 12:05] Miss Bennet assassinated Philip Bridge (The Masked Avenger)
[13 Nov 12:30] Edward Allcutt made an attempt on Aidan Robison
[12 Nov 16:40] Professional Librarian made an attempt on Miss Bennet
[12 Nov 17:30] Dark Helmet made an attempt on Miss Bennet
[11 Nov 17:00] Dark Helmet made an attempt on Guthrie
[12 Nov 22:00] The Minion of Myxomatosis assassinated Bryony Baines (Gretchen in the house of Wolves AKA Bryony Baines AKA On a mission from Glod AKA Frenzii AKA Shot down in flames)
[12 Nov 12:00] The Duke assassinated Nathan Bowler (mewont2kEl)
[12 Nov 18:10] The Masked Avenger assassinated Stephen Petitt (Dark Helmet)
[01 Nov 18:00] Jenny Chase assassinated Amy Sutton (Pink Panther)
[12 Nov 06:55] The Gostak made an attempt on Keeper of the Dancing Penguins
[12 Nov 07:50] Xanthophobia made an attempt on Miss Bennet
[12 Nov 10:55] It could Be Bunnies! assassinated Ross Edmondson (Kiri AKA Ross Edmondson AKA Komodo)
[11 Nov 11:30] $\int_{-\pi}^{+\pi}{e^{-3x^2}dx}$ made an attempt on Miss Bennet
[02 Nov 20:59] Miss Bennet made an attempt on Marmite
[07 Nov 09:50] Maratheoir made an attempt on Marmite
[11 Nov 21:00] Kiri made an attempt on Keeper of the Dancing Penguins
[11 Nov 20:30] Komodo mutilated the corpse of Kirsty Dootson (Mopoby)
[11 Nov 20:25] Professional Librarian mutilated the corpse of Kirsty Dootson (Mopoby)
[11 Nov 18:30] The Girtonator mutilated the corpse of Gillian Conquest (Buffalo Gill)
[11 Nov 18:00] Gretchen in the house of Wolves assassinated Gillian Conquest (Buffalo Gill)
[11 Nov 19:50] The Girtonator assassinated Kirsty Dootson (Mopoby)
[11 Nov 18:00] Komodo made an attempt on Mopoby
[11 Nov 17:35] Guthrie made an attempt on !!ptXd!p~
[06 Nov 15:15] The King of Wrong made an attempt on Eric
[11 Nov 11:00] The Minion of Myxomatosis assassinated Hannah Burton (Marmite AKA Neither Crackle nor Pop)
[11 Nov 10:00] Neither Crackle nor Pop assassinated Johannes Nordstrom (L'Homme Fatal)
[08 Nov 09:30] Lars Busshom made an attempt on Bryony Baines
[10 Nov 15:00] Kiri made an attempt on L'Homme Fatal
[06 Nov 15:25] It could Be Bunnies! made an attempt on Fluffy Bunny Killer
[07 Nov 16:30] man who eats aborted foetuses made an attempt on The New Lad Joe-Bob and his Electric Truncheon
[07 Nov 16:10] Professional Librarian made an attempt on The New Lad Joe-Bob and his Electric Truncheon
[07 Nov 19:30] The Masked Avenger made an attempt on The King of Wrong
[05 Nov 15:50] $\int_{-\pi}^{+\pi}{e^{-3x^2}dx}$ made an attempt on Madame Dark
[08 Nov 16:00] Marmite made an attempt on Buffalo Gill
[08 Nov 18:00] Shrove Tuesday made an attempt on Chris Field
[08 Nov 12:45] Samba made an attempt on Xanthophobia
[10 Nov 11:55] An Agglutination of Chthonic Panjandra mutilated the corpse of Ruaridh Buchanan (The New Lad Joe-Bob and his Electric Truncheon)
[08 Nov 08:30] The space aliens Oglethorpe and Emory made an attempt on A Long Grey Coat
[10 Nov 01:15] Evil Scum Who Deserved to Die assassinated James Osborn (Snapdragon is mildly annoyed that he didn't get to use the cool psudeonym that he had thought of, namely : A quasi-literary psudeonym chosen to make me look dangerous and mysterious, like having X as a middle initial, such as, oh, I don't know, The Shadow, which actually makes me look like a bit of lamer, especially as I think I'm really cool and elite, but I'm oh so not, I mean, see how long I've made this psudeonym, but I've never written any interesting AKA James Osborn AKA M3g4-|>3tH-As5ASs1N-K1lLa)
[10 Nov 16:18] A Long Grey Coat made an attempt on Schwartzencatter The Magnificent
[10 Nov 20:00] Lestrade made an attempt on The Duke
[10 Nov 19:30] Maratheoir assassinated James Horder (James Horder AKA Schwartzencatter The Magnificent AKA Phineas)
[10 Nov 16:00] Fraggin' Aardvark assassinated Michael Mann (Mowgli)
[10 Nov 13:59] Adam Biltcliffe assassinated Bennett Rogers (Huckleberry)
[08 Nov 18:00] Mowgli assassinated Ruaridh Buchanan (The New Lad Joe-Bob and his Electric Truncheon)
[10 Nov 01:16] Marmite assassinated Russ Williams (Evil Scum Who Deserved to Die AKA The King of Wrong)
[09 Nov 14:15] Jennifer Chaste assassinated Simon Sprague (Lars Busshom)
[08 Nov 22:00] Ei Ei Phyu Htut (Tweedle Dee) called it a day
[08 Nov 07:00] The Masked Avenger made an attempt on The King of Wrong
[08 Nov 13:48] Professional Librarian assassinated Susanna Rickard (Madame Dark)
[07 Nov 20:30] The Duke made an attempt on Madame Dark
[07 Nov 19:05] The Minion of Myxomatosis made an attempt on Madame Dark
[07 Nov 19:40] Severian assassinated Tom Hounsham (The Being of Pure Energy)
[07 Nov 15:55] James Osborn assassinated Jonathan Hogg (Oliver McGoo AKA Jonathan Hogg AKA The Minion of "You've just lost the game")
[06 Nov 13:00] Lestrade disturbed the rest of Dr. Evil
[06 Nov 17:00] man who eats aborted foetuses had a heated altercation with The Duke
[07 Nov 12:53] Jar Jar Wilks assassinated Martin O'Leary (The Fairy Godfather)
[07 Nov 08:30] The Fairy Godfather made an attempt on Keeper of the Dancing Penguins
[06 Nov 16:30] Jennifer Chaste made an attempt on Maratheoir
[06 Nov 15:35] The King of Wrong mutilated the corpse of Glenn Harris (FatController)
[06 Nov 15:33] Keeper of the Dancing Penguins assassinated Glenn Harris (FatController)
[06 Nov 20:15] L'Homme Fatal assassinated Christopher Wright (Fluffy Bunny Killer)
[06 Nov 18:45] The Girtonator assassinated Gordon Ball (Anonymous Coward)
[06 Nov 12:45] Anonymous Coward assassinated Robert Dison (Lady Penelope)
[06 Nov 13:10] The Man in White assassinated Stuart Moore (Stuart Moore AKA Fried Chicken)
[06 Nov 08:57] Professional Librarian assassinated Anjan Soumyanarayanan (Dr. Evil)
[05 Nov 18:15] Someone randomly assassinated Jochen Smolka (Papa Smurf)
[01 Nov 18:00] hunny bunney tried to blackmail It could Be Bunnies!
[05 Nov 19:00] Jonathan Hogg assassinated Abigail Baker (Abigail Baker AKA The Elephant of Surprise)
[05 Nov 18:40] On a mission from Glod assassinated Yuan Shen (smae)
[05 Nov 13:30] smae made an attempt on Bobby Digital
[02 Nov 22:00] The Minion of "You've just lost the game" went inco-bashing
[05 Nov 07:40] The Gostak assassinated Roisin Mulvaney (Triple-A)
[02 Nov 22:00] James Horder and John-Joseph Wilks went inco-bashing
[02 Nov 22:20] The Badger made an attempt on Samba
[02 Nov 23:04] The Girtonator assassinated Richard Pygott (The Black Panter)
[02 Nov 20:00] Mopoby made an attempt on Chicken Brough
[05 Nov 14:15] man who eats aborted foetuses made an attempt on The King of Wrong
[01 Nov 12:00] Buffalo Gill made an attempt on $\int_{-\pi}^{+\pi}{e^{-3x^2}dx}$
[05 Nov 15:00] The Duke assassinated John Niland (Bobby Digital)
[02 Nov 22:20] Adam Biltcliffe and co. went inco-bashing
[03 Nov 09:00] The Minion of "You've just lost the game" assassinated Aidan Parker (Space Monkey)
[04 Nov 10:12] A Long Grey Coat made an attempt on Tweedle Dee
[05 Nov 08:50] Professional Librarian made an attempt on Dr. Evil
[05 Nov 10:31] Jenny Chase assassinated John-Joseph Wilks (John-Joseph Wilks AKA The Badger)
[05 Nov 10:30] Jenny Chase assassinated Nathan Bowler (Jenny Chaser AKA slimjim AKA JJ Wilkes AKA compsci35)
[05 Nov 10:35] Jenny Chaser reached out from beyond the grave to kill Jenny Chase (Mokhtar Ben Mokhtar)
[03 Nov 17:10] On a mission from Glod assassinated Antonia Constance Baker (The Black Widow)
[03 Nov 08:30] The Minion of "You've just lost the game" made an attempt on Papa Smurf
[02 Nov 20:40] Mokhtar Ben Mokhtar made an attempt on The Minion of Myxomatosis
[03 Nov 16:30] Chris Field made an attempt on Persephone
[02 Nov 09:00] Keeper of the Dancing Penguins made an attempt on Dark Helmet
[01 Nov 12:00] Buffalo Gill made an attempt on Mopoby
[01 Nov 10:00] Tweedle Dee made an attempt on Stuart Moore
[01 Nov 17:30] M3g4-|>3tH-As5ASs1N-K1lLa made an attempt on Schwartzencatter The Magnificent
[01 Nov 12:00] Buffalo Gill made an attempt on smae
[04 Nov 18:00] Dark Helmet assassinated Hayley Gullen (J J Wilks AKA Mirabellaninani)
[04 Nov 18:55] El Sicario put a gun against his head.
[04 Nov 18:00] Guthrie assassinated Serena Allery (Jezsie)
[04 Nov 13:00] L'Homme Fatal assassinated Eleanor Sibley (Persephone)
[03 Nov 06:30] The space aliens Oglethorpe and Emory assassinated Alastair Gee (HannibALI)
[03 Nov 19:25] The King of Wrong mutilated the corpse of Aidan Parker (Space Monkey)
[03 Nov 22:00] Komodo assassinated Alex Thomson (Holden Caulfield)
[03 Nov 18:20] The Gostak assassinated Sean Farrington (Wooly Bully)
[03 Nov 17:00] On a mission from Glod assassinated Ralph Clark (Chicken Brough)
[03 Nov 14:30] slimjim mutilated the corpse of James Green (thom yorke)
[03 Nov 01:30] The Duke assassinated James Green (thom yorke)
[02 Nov 14:45] Someone randomly assassinated Robin Scott (bobman)
[03 Nov 13:45] Anonymous Coward assassinated Sam Jewell (love-rat)
[03 Nov 08:45] Frenzii assassinated Alastair Hay (Barnacle)
[03 Nov 08:20] The Minion of "You've just lost the game" assassinated Charles Di Castiglione (El Presidente)
[03 Nov 06:35] The space aliens Oglethorpe and Emory assassinated Helen Walter (azariel)
[02 Nov 21:45] An Agglutination of Chthonic Panjandra assassinated Sue Monaghan (Tweedle Dum)
[02 Nov 21:30] An Agglutination of Chthonic Panjandra assassinated Joe Kearney (Lord Sainsbury)
[03 Nov 07:01] The space aliens Oglethorpe and Emory assassinated Michael Armstrong (chidder)
[02 Nov 22:00] Edward Allcutt assassinated Maria Rembert (i cant think of onr right now)
[02 Nov 07:45] L'Homme Fatal assassinated Benjamin Deery (Whoops)
[02 Nov 21:10] Komodo assassinated Christian Buckingham (bob)
[02 Nov 22:00] Marmite assassinated Edward Green (Borris)
[02 Nov 21:30] Marmite assassinated Jack Vickeridge (Athena)
[01 Nov 23:00] Shrove Tuesday made an attempt on Abigail Baker
[30 Oct 09:00] The King of Wrong made an attempt on doodlebug
[02 Nov 18:20] Anonymous Coward made an attempt on Lady Penelope
[02 Nov 17:50] The Being of Pure Energy made an attempt on azariel
[02 Nov 18:15] Komodo assassinated David Guarrera (hobart)
[02 Nov 16:30] The Masked Avenger assassinated Jonathan Richardson (doodlebug)
[01 Nov 18:20] The Elephant of Surprise made an attempt on Jezsie
[01 Nov 20:00] Oliver McGoo made an attempt on Abigail Baker
[01 Nov 18:05] Samba made an attempt on The Soul Dealer
[02 Nov 08:30] On a mission from Glod made an attempt on smae
[30 Oct 09:00] FreeTibet made an attempt on Barnacle
[30 Oct 19:00] Mowgli made an attempt on FreeTibet
[02 Nov 17:00] Marmite assassinated Thomas De Rivaz (The fuzzy hand of the law)
[02 Nov 12:00] Marmite assassinated an innocent neighbour
[01 Nov 19:31] Maratheoir made an attempt on A Long Grey Coat
[01 Nov 19:15] Fried Chicken made an attempt on A Long Grey Coat
[01 Nov 20:20] !!ptXd!p~ assassinated Laurie Scher (FreeTibet)
[31 Oct 15:13] A Long Grey Coat made an attempt on Tweedle Dee
[01 Nov 11:00] Schwartzencatter The Magnificent made an attempt on Maratheoir
[01 Nov 18:15] Whoops assassinated Ben Greenhalgh (The Soul Dealer)
[01 Nov 15:55] The Baroque Manpower Policies of Tsarist Russia mutilated the corpse of Simon Wilson (Bryn Griffiths)
[01 Nov 12:00] Lars Busshom assassinated Simon Wilson (Bryn Griffiths)
[01 Nov 06:55] The space aliens Oglethorpe and Emory assassinated Joseph Lindsay (Worstwart Wigwam Where Are So Noodle Cooped In?)
[29 Oct 14:30] man who eats aborted foetuses made an attempt on The Black Panter
[29 Oct 14:00] man who eats aborted foetuses made an attempt on The King of Wrong
[31 Oct 20:20] The Minion of Myxomatosis assassinated Timothy Staley (Crayola)
[31 Oct 17:40] The Duke mutilated the corpse of Stuart Gooch (Lemming)
[31 Oct 13:15] Fluffy Bunny Killer assassinated Philip Maltas (innocent bystander)
[31 Oct 15:30] The Baroque Manpower Policies of Tsarist Russia assassinated Stuart Gooch (Lemming)
[31 Oct 10:30] The Fairy Godfather made an attempt on Guthrie
[30 Oct 15:30] It could Be Bunnies! made an attempt on The Soul Dealer
[31 Oct 01:00] Madame Dark made an attempt on one of Ric's minions
[30 Oct 23:20] The King of Wrong assassinated The Legal Non-Player (An Armed Innocent)
[31 Oct 00:00] Whoops made an attempt on Adam Biltcliffe
[30 Oct 17:30] Frenzii assassinated Stephen Mounsey (steve-recede)
[30 Oct 16:00] Jenny Chase assassinated (Oliver) Duncan Brewer (The Gentleman Assassin)
[30 Oct 14:08] The King of Wrong assassinated Joe Lee-Moyet (The Yellow Dart)
[30 Oct 10:00] Shot down in flames assassinated Jeff Snyder (An oversize MTU)
[30 Oct 07:05] Pokey the Penguin made an attempt on Worstwart Wigwam Where Are So Noodle Cooped In?
[29 Oct 22:00] The Gostak made an attempt on Triple-A
[29 Oct 20:18] The Baroque Manpower Policies of Tsarist Russia assassinated Sureshan Vadivilu (deveraux)
[29 Oct 19:50] Triple-A made an attempt on Stuart Moore
[29 Oct 15:45] J J Wilks made an attempt on Matthew Johnson
[28 Oct 22:00] Oliver McGoo made an attempt on The Elephant of Surprise
[29 Oct 13:30] Triple-A made an attempt on The Fairy Godfather
[28 Oct 20:00] Triple-A assassinated Malcolm McNeill (the great big shower of bastards)
[27 Oct 22:00] Lemming made an attempt on You've just lost
[28 Oct 22:16] JJ Wilkes assassinated Adam Dewbery (Lemming Hunter)
[28 Oct 22:15] Lemming Hunter assassinated Paul Smith (You've just lost)
[28 Oct 19:55] smae assassinated Peyman Owladi (JJ Wilks)
[28 Oct 18:00] Anonymous Coward assassinated David Birch (Lu Tze)
[28 Oct 15:00] The Duke made an attempt on You've just lost
[28 Oct 11:00] Fraggin' Aardvark assassinated Cathy Hall (Blue Smartie)
[27 Oct 21:00] You've just lost assassinated Alexander Mustill (Dardanian Paris)
[26 Oct 23:05] love-rat made an attempt on Pokey the Penguin
[27 Oct 12:03] slimjim assassinated Mark Zealey (JALH)
[25 Oct 15:00] hobart made an attempt on Whoops
[26 Oct 21:45] The Duke mutilated the corpse of Stefano Debolini (You have no chance to survive, make your time!)
[27 Oct 10:40] The Baroque Manpower Policies of Tsarist Russia made an attempt on Bryn Griffiths
[27 Oct 12:30] Lady Penelope assassinated Ed Thomas (Peter Dunn)
[27 Oct 09:00] doodlebug made an attempt on Lu Tze
[27 Oct 13:50] Edward Allcutt assassinated Seth Thevoz (Debonair Chap)
[26 Oct 14:00] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 reached out from beyond the grave to kill Stefano Debolini (You have no chance to survive, make your time!)
[26 Oct 19:30] Papa Smurf mutilated the corpse of Stefano Debolini (You have no chance to survive, make your time!)
[26 Oct 19:00] Fraggin' Aardvark made an attempt on The Minion of "You've just lost the game"
[26 Oct 18:00] The space aliens Oglethorpe and Emory assassinated Philip Charles (Mr Ixtapolapaketle)
[25 Oct 16:01] Papa Smurf assassinated the wrong Jenny
[25 Oct 16:30] Papa Smurf assassinated Jenny Gardner (J_J Wilks)
[25 Oct 15:30] Ross Edmondson assassinated his brother
[25 Oct 15:20] The Duke made an attempt on Mean Mr. Mustard
[24 Oct 18:00] The Guru made an attempt on The Mafia
[25 Oct 12:30] Fraggin' Aardvark made an attempt on JJ Wilks
[25 Oct 15:00] The Soul Dealer mutilated the corpse of Graham Thomson (I-Zombie)
[25 Oct 10:00] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 reached out from beyond the grave to kill Graham Thomson (I-Zombie)
[25 Oct 10:59] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 poisoned Ashley Aarons (crazy monkey man)
[24 Oct 08:30] Corkscrew made an attempt on Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101
[25 Oct 17:00] Edward Allcutt assassinated Luke Donnan (Mean Mr. Mustard)
[24 Oct 16:00] steve-recede assassinated Chris Salmon (despoiler of worlds)
[24 Oct 21:30] Shot down in flames assassinated Lachlan McLean (Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101)
[24 Oct 20:00] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 assassinated Ariane Standing (Ariane Standing)
[24 Oct 19:00] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101(Lachlan McLean) went for the world record in mass poisoning
[24 Oct 22:00] The Duke assassinated Adam Baird Fraser (The Guru)
[23 Oct 18:00] Lord Sainsbury made an attempt on The Minion of Myxomatosis
[24 Oct 20:50] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 assassinated Niall Taylor (cycad)
[24 Oct 10:20] Bryn Griffiths made an attempt on cycad
[24 Oct 21:00] Buffalo Gill assassinated Catherine Harris (de Selby)
[24 Oct 16:01] Phineas made an attempt on Mean Mr. Mustard
[24 Oct 14:00] Professional Librarian made an attempt on You have no chance to survive, make your time!
[24 Oct 15:00] The Guru assassinated Alex Labram (Corkscrew)
[23 Oct 20:00] Dark Helmet assassinated Ligia Osepciu (Dominette)
[23 Oct 21:00] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 made an attempt on Adam Biltcliffe
[23 Oct 23:45] A small and unobtrusive sparrow assassinated Olly Madge (thr33)
[23 Oct 20:00] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 made an attempt on Jonathan Woollgar
[23 Oct 20:30] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 made an attempt on Ross Edmondson
[23 Oct 19:01] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 made an attempt on Ian Horne
[23 Oct 22:25] The Yellow Dart assassinated Andrew Sobala (Logout)
[23 Oct 21:00] Chicken Brough made an attempt on The Baroque Manpower Policies of Tsarist Russia
[23 Oct 12:05] You have no chance to survive, make your time! assassinated a non-player.
[23 Oct 18:30] Samba assassinated Radoslav Nespor (Shalashaska)
[23 Oct 12:00] Professional Librarian assassinated Paul Cameron (The Angry Scotsman)
[23 Oct 18:00] Lord Sainsbury made an attempt on innocent bystander
[23 Oct 16:00] JJ Wilkes assassinated Nick Wood (Lord FishKebab)
[22 Oct 19:00] The King of Wrong assassinated Elizabeth Cleave (bc)
[21 Oct 16:14] Shot down in flames assassinated Johnny Maastricht
[23 Oct 13:30] man who eats aborted foetuses made an attempt on The King of Wrong
[22 Oct 23:31] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 assassinated an American
[23 Oct 01:00] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 made an attempt on Lemming Hunter
[22 Oct 18:45] Mirabellaninani assassinated Isabella Eastham (Diz)
[22 Oct 22:00] The space aliens Oglethorpe and Emory assassinated Mark Sibuns (Dark Star)
[22 Oct 21:45] !!ptXd!p~ assassinated Ross Fenning (The Interceptor)
[22 Oct 21:00] The King of Wrong made an attempt on The Yellow Dart
[22 Oct 17:35] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 killed more innocents
[22 Oct 21:00] Debonair Chap made an attempt on Kazuo Kiriyama
[21 Oct 13:00] Diz made an attempt on John-Joseph Wilks
[21 Oct 18:20] Diziet made an attempt on Mirabellaninani
[22 Oct 13:00] The King of Wrong assassinated Ben Zealley (Mercy)
[22 Oct 17:25] Guthrie assassinated Simeon Bird (Bladud)
[22 Oct 16:45] Phineas made an attempt on Mean Mr. Mustard
[22 Oct 19:45] The space aliens Oglethorpe and Emory assassinated Robert Norton (Robert Norton)
[22 Oct 13:30] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 killed an innocent painfully.
[22 Oct 15:30] Anonymous Coward assassinated Georgia Walker-Churchman (sliver)
[22 Oct 14:10] Guthrie assassinated Tom Carver (T1000)
[21 Oct 21:30] JJ Wilks assassinated Matthew Carroll (Northern Scum)
[21 Oct 23:15] The Guru made an attempt on Tweedle Dee
[22 Oct 13:58] Diziet made an attempt from beyond the grave on Dardanian Paris
[21 Oct 22:00] Dark Helmet assassinated Djuke Veldhuis (Daffy)
[22 Oct 13:25] Lu Tze assassinated Martin Lester (Professional Librarian)
[22 Oct 09:10] Jennifer Chaste assassinated Jonathan Amery (Harmonious Jade)
[21 Oct 23:00] The Guru made an attempt on Phineas
[21 Oct 22:00] Peter Dunn made an attempt on Lady Penelope
[21 Oct 23:05] The Gentleman Assassin assassinated Ben Esche (Ben Esche)
[21 Oct 22:35] El Sicario assassinated Helen Cousins (Diziet)
[21 Oct 21:50] The Guru assassinated Alex Labram (Corkscrew)
[21 Oct 20:10] Bladud assassinated Stuart Gill (Harland Quinn)
[21 Oct 17:35] M3g4-|>3tH-As5ASs1N-K1lLa assassinated Hawkgirl
[21 Oct 14:00] Augustus viciously emailed Logout
[21 Oct 19:15] Marmite assassinated David O'Doherty (Augustus)
[21 Oct 19:00] The Gentleman Assassin made an attempt on Jenny Chase
[21 Oct 12:15] Mirabellaninani assassinated John Mark Edmundson (Little Irish Lepechaun)
[21 Oct 17:20] M3g4-|>3tH-As5ASs1N-K1lLa made an attempt on A Long Grey Coat
[21 Oct 17:30] compsci35 assassinated Thomas Booth (The Duke) to complete the hat-trick
[21 Oct 14:50] compsci35 assassinated Richard Sidey (Skid)
[21 Oct 13:15] compsci35 assassinated Zoeb Jiwaji (The Feathered Friend)
[21 Oct 16:02] The Yellow Dart assassinated Franklin Zhong Lei (Agent Shield)
[21 Oct 16:25] Mean Mr. Mustard assassinated Alan Cunningham (Dr. Yes)
[20 Oct 21:00] Jonathan Hogg made an attempt on Someone randomly
[21 Oct 13:30] The space aliens Oglethorpe and Emory assassinated Michael Jenkins (Welshy)
[20 Oct 18:00] Harmonious Jade made an attempt on Bryn Griffiths
[21 Oct 14:00] Corkscrew made an attempt on Fried Chicken
[21 Oct 13:15] Debonair Chap assassinated Conrad Williams (Zeussoid)
[20 Oct 18:00] Barnacle assassinated Alexandra Spencer-Jones (Fetale)
[20 Oct 23:00] JJ Wilks assassinated Hana Lester (Chris)
[20 Oct 18:00] FatController assassinated Marko Cosic (cupid stunt)
[20 Oct 16:45] compsci35 assassinated Torcuato Battaglia (hannibal)
[20 Oct 17:25] Guthrie assassinated Simon Sharp (Lord Percy)
[21 Oct 00:25] Adam Dewbery(J-J Wilks) and Alex Frost (JoeyR) provide another double kill
[20 Oct 09:50] J_J Wilks made an attempt on JALH
[20 Oct 02:01] J_J Wilks assassinated The Knowledge
[20 Oct 09:00] Harmonious Jade made an attempt on de Selby
[20 Oct 11:12] Jon Jowett(The Mafia) double killed with Noah Rolff (red Sleeves)
[20 Oct 16:20] T1000 assassinated Jo Richardson (Smu)
[20 Oct 13:36] Shalashaska assassinated Nick Price (Captain Sam Vimes)
[20 Oct 12:45] Corkscrew assassinated Kyle Scott (The Man with No Name)
[20 Oct 14:40] Corkscrew assassinated Timothy Jones (ilfigo)
[20 Oct 14:22] Debonair Chap assassinated Bilen Ahmet (G.I.Bob)
[20 Oct 08:54] J-J Wilks assassinated Jennifer Skene (Sinister)
[20 Oct 11:35] The Baroque Manpower Policies of Tsarist Russia assassinated Ravi Lal-Sarin (Tender Chicken)
[20 Oct 11:20] The Baroque Manpower Policies of Tsarist Russia assassinated Tom Woolford (Aristotle)
[20 Oct 06:30] The space aliens Oglethorpe and Emory made an attempt on Welshy
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