(Alive)
No water
| Current status: | (Alive) |
| Address: | Rm1 3 St Paul's Rd, Caius No water |
| Current score: | 418 |
| Total number of kills: | 26 |
| Total number of deaths: | 2 |
| Current pseudonym: | You-Know-Who, PhD (retired) |
| Previous pseudonyms: | You-Know-Who |
| Jürgen Klinsman | |
| pieman | |
| Captain Chaos | |
| Ha-Lan Kwin of the Chinese Triad | |
| KKKKKKK | |
| Duram Laddel Cham | |
| Miss Scarlett | |
| Professor Plum | |
| Colonel Mustard | |
| Reverend Green | |
| Gregor Clegane |
| Assassinations: | Deaths: | Failed attempts: | Survived attempts: | |
| Matthew Bennett | 3 | |||
| (Wed 18:41) (Thurs 17:13) (Thurs 09:35) | ||||
| Neil Morrison | 1 | |||
| (Thurs 10:12) | ||||
| David Chow | 1 | |||
| (Thurs 17:08) | ||||
| Matthew Laycock | 2 | |||
| (Wed 19:41) (Thurs 18:03) | ||||
| Simon Ford | 2 | 1 | ||
| (Mon 09:15) (Sat 18:29) | (Fri 00:00) | |||
| David Chaplin | 1 | |||
| (Fri 13:46) | ||||
| Frances Robinson | 1 | |||
| (Fri 15:02) | ||||
| Johannes Nordström | 1 | |||
| (Fri 15:05) | ||||
| Edward Wallace | 1 | |||
| (Fri 17:28) | ||||
| Dan Seymour | 1 | |||
| (Sat 11:30) | ||||
| Tom Garnett | 2 | |||
| (Wed 21:08) (Sat 12:30) | ||||
| Stoo Gill | 1 | |||
| (Sat 14:57) | ||||
| Alex Churchill | 3 | 2 | ||
| (Wed 06:07) (Tues 20:43) (Mon 16:50) | (Wed 21:08) (Sun 19:30) | |||
| J Doe | 1 | 1 | ||
| (Tues 22:05) | (Sun 23:55) | |||
| Naji Ashry | 1 | |||
| (Mon 09:16) | ||||
| Angela Rayner | 2 | 2 | ||
| (Wed 06:20) (Tues 20:43) | (Wed 21:08) (Mon 17:16) | |||
| Adrian Proctor | 1 | |||
| (Mon 17:17) | ||||
| Morag Gray | 2 | |||
| (Wed 06:06) (Tues 20:43) | ||||
| Dan Jane | 1 | |||
| (Wed 09:25) | ||||
| Jamie Douglas | 1 | |||
| (Wed 09:45) |
Produced at Fri Oct 5 21:13:06 2001 .