Mayweek 2001 Game News

Thursday the 14th


Automatic umpire reports:


[00:02am] Tim Redding assassinated Frances Robinson


Balaam's Ass reports:


[01:00am] Simon Ford assassinated Naji Ashry


Our Man in Havana reports:


[09:35am] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Matthew Bennett


Reverend Green reports:

Insincere Dave reports:


[10:12am] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Neil Morrison


Colonel Mustard reports:

JJ. The Musical Ass Factory Foundation reports:


[10:24am] Tom Garnett assassinated Christine Clarke


The Incredible Sulk reports:

Newboy reports:


[12:50pm] Robert Hiersemenzel assassinated Naji Ashry


Mrs Faithful's Uncle reports:


[14:04pm] David Knipe assassinated Edward Wallace


The Society Curio reports:

Mr Ed The Stalking-Horse reports:


[15:30pm] Adrian Proctor assassinated Frances Robinson


SHARK reports:


[15:55pm] Johannes Nordström assassinated Dan Jane


Krimson reports:

Burns reports:

Colonel Mustard reports:


[17:08pm] Björn Holzhauer tried to kill David Chow


Colonel Mustard reports:


[17:13pm] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Matthew Bennett


Insincere Dave reports:

Colonel Mustard reports:


[17:45pm] Tom Garnett assassinated Sally Clough


The Incredible Sulk reports:


[18:03pm] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Matthew Laycock


Professor Plum reports:

Back to Basics reports:


[18:35pm] Tom Garnett assassinated Christine Clarke


The Incredible Sulk reports:


[18:52pm] David Knipe assassinated David Chow


Frightfully Vicious reports:

The Society Curio reports:


[21:53pm] Edward Wallace managed to avoid killing a non-player.


Mr Ed The Stalking-Horse reports:


[22:10pm] Robert Hiersemenzel assassinated Sally Clough


Mrs Faithful's Uncle reports:


[22:21pm] Robert Hiersemenzel made a legal non-player kill.


Mrs Faithful's Uncle reports:

Mrs Faithful's Uncle reports:

Friday the 15th


[00:00am] Björn Holzhauer tried to kill Simon Ford


Gregor Clegane reports:


[02:03am] Edward Wallace assassinated Edward Nokes


My first pseudonym reports:

Mr Ed The Stalking-Horse reports:


[02:30am] Matthew Bennett assassinated Dan Jane


Insincere Dave reports:

Burns reports:

Insincere Dave reports:


[09:40am] Tom Garnett assassinated Johannes Nordström


Krimson reports:

The Incredible Sulk reports:


[10:56am] Matthew Bennett tried to kill Neil Morrison


JJ. The Musical Ass Factory Foundation reports:

Insincere Dave reports:

Automatic umpire reports:

JJ. The Musical Ass Factory Foundation reports:


[11:00am] Morag Gray assassinated Gaynor Barrett


Kelpie reports:


[11:45am] Matthew Bennett assassinated David Knipe


Insincere Dave reports:


[11:51am] Matthew Bennett assassinated Dan Jane


Insincere Dave reports:

Burns reports:


[12:05pm] Chris Bull assassinated Brendan Goss


Professor Calculus reports:


[13:46pm] Björn Holzhauer assassinated David Chaplin


Gregor Clegane reports:

Krimson reports:

The Society Curio reports:


[15:02pm] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Frances Robinson


Professor Plum reports:


[15:05pm] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Johannes Nordström


Miss Scarlett reports:

Krimson reports:


[15:24pm] J Doe assassinated Päivi Pasi


X:3_)--- reports:

Miffy reports:


[15:30pm] Tom Garnett tried to kill Christine Clarke


The Incredible Sulk reports:


[16:55pm] Dan Jane tried to kill Chris Phelps


Burns reports:


[17:28pm] Edward Wallace assassinated Björn Holzhauer


Duram Laddel Cham reports:

Mr Ed The Stalking-Horse reports:


[17:30pm] J Doe assassinated Gaynor Barrett


X:3_)--- reports:


[17:31pm] J Doe assassinated Tim Hinton


X:3_)--- reports:


[17:35pm] Adrian Proctor managed to avoid killing a non-player.


SHARK reports:


[18:30pm] Robert Hiersemenzel assassinated Naji Ashry


Mrs Faithful's Uncle reports:


[19:03pm] Edward Wallace assassinated David Knipe


Mr Ed The Stalking-Horse reports:


[19:35pm] Johannes Nordström brutally murdered an innocent non-player.


Krimson reports:


[20:05pm] Edward Nokes assassinated Johannes Nordström


Krimson reports:


[21:00pm] Matthew Bennett assassinated James Wright


Insincere Dave reports:

Rembrandt Q. Einstein reports:


[21:15pm] Edward Wallace assassinated David Chow


Frightfully Vicious reports:

Mr. Darn Smooth reports:

Saturday the 16th


[00:05am] Dan Jane assassinated David Knipe


Burns reports:

The Society Curio reports:


[09:15am] Simon Ford assassinated Naji Ashry


Our Man in Havana reports:


[09:34am] Neil Morrison assassinated Dan Jane


JJ. The Musical Ass Factory Foundation reports:

Burns reports:


[10:57am] Neil Morrison tried to kill David Knipe


JJ. The Musical Ass Factory Foundation reports:


[11:30am] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Dan Seymour


KKKKKKK reports:


[11:50am] Edward Wallace assassinated Johannes Nordström


Krimson reports:

Mr. Darn Smooth reports:


[12:30pm] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Tom Garnett


KKKKKKK reports:

The Incredible Sulk reports:


[12:40pm] David Knipe tried to kill David Chow


Frightfully Vicious reports:


[14:57pm] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Stoo Gill


Ha-Lan Kwin of the Chinese Triad reports:

Harland Quinn reports:


[17:00pm] David Knipe tried to kill David Chow


The Society Curio reports:

Frightfully Vicious reports:


[17:10pm] J Doe assassinated Jamie Douglas


Our Ass in Nirvana reports:


[17:30pm] Tom Garnett assassinated Sally Clough


The Incredible Sulk reports:


[17:40pm] J Doe assassinated Daniel Edgcumbe


Our Ass in Nirvana reports:

Umpire reports:


[18:20pm] Robert Hiersemenzel assassinated Naji Ashry


Mrs Faithful's Uncle reports:


[18:29pm] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Simon Ford


Ha-Lan Kwin of the Chinese Triad reports:


[19:00pm] David Knipe assassinated Dan Jane


The Society Curio reports:

Insincere Dave reports:


[19:55pm] Edward Nokes assassinated Johannes Nordström


Lieutenent Leek reports:

Krimson reports:


[21:20pm] Edward Nokes tried to kill Matthew Bennett


Insincere Dave reports:

Ha-Lan Kwin of the Chinese Triad reports:

Teddy the terrorist reports:


[21:49pm] Edward Nokes assassinated Stoo Gill


Lieutenent Leek reports:


[21:59pm] Edward Nokes assassinated Frances Robinson


Lieutenent Leek reports:


[22:28pm] Gaynor Barrett assassinated Chris Bull


Trilobite reports:

Professor Calculus reports:


[22:35pm] Simon Ford assassinated Naji Ashry


The Man Who Was Thursday reports:

Sunday the 17th


[09:35am] J Doe assassinated Alex Churchill


Esau The Dust Puppy reports:

Captain Carrot reports:


[09:39am] J Doe tried to kill Angela Rayner


Captain Carrot reports:


[09:41am] Angela Rayner tried to kill J Doe


Captain Carrot reports:


[09:55am] J Doe assassinated Päivi Pasi


English Imagination reports:

the Man with the Uranium Cranium reports:


[12:58pm] Edward Wallace tried to kill Sally Clough


Mr Ed The Stalking-Horse reports:


[13:20pm] Matthew Bennett brutally murdered an innocent non-player.


Insincere Dave reports:


[13:25pm] Matthew Bennett assassinated Robert Hiersemenzel


Insincere Dave reports:


[14:12pm] Tim Hinton assassinated Adrian Proctor


Telemachus reports:


[15:30pm] Päivi Pasi assassinated Chris Phelps


Nasty Knickers reports:

The Society Curio reports:

Nasty Knickers reports:

Juan Ramiresh of Shpain reports:


[17:27pm] Robert Hiersemenzel assassinated Naji Ashry


Mrs Faithful's Uncle reports:


[18:42pm] Adrian Proctor assassinated Tim Hinton


SHARK reports:


[18:42pm] Adrian Proctor assassinated Gaynor Barrett


SHARK reports:


[19:30pm] Björn Holzhauer tried to kill Alex Churchill


Captain Chaos reports:


[22:00pm] Matthew Bennett tried to kill Frances Robinson


Insincere Dave reports:


[22:16pm] Robert Hiersemenzel assassinated Naji Ashry


Mrs Faithful's Uncle reports:


[23:46pm] David Chaplin assassinated David Chaplin


Magic Robot Monstor Monstor reports:

The Society Curio reports:

Insincere Dave reports:


[23:55pm] J Doe tried to kill Björn Holzhauer


Overkill, PhD (retired) reports:

Juan Ramiresh of Shpain reports:

Monday the 18th


[09:15am] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Simon Ford


pieman reports:


[09:16am] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Naji Ashry


pieman reports:

Mrs Faithful's Uncle reports:

Umpire reports:


[11:00am] Edward Nokes assassinated Frances Robinson


Lieutenent Leek reports:


[13:14pm] Adrian Proctor assassinated James Wright


Rembrandt Q. Einstein reports:


[13:15pm] David Knipe assassinated Adrian Proctor


The Society Curio reports:


[15:35pm] David Chow tried to kill James Wright


Frightfully Vicious reports:

Rembrandt Q. Einstein reports:


[15:48pm] J Doe assassinated Päivi Pasi


Overkill reports:

Nasty Knickers reports:

Mr. Darn Smooth reports:


[16:47pm] Alex Churchill assassinated Edward Nokes


Lieutenent Leek reports:

Captain Chaos reports:


[16:50pm] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Alex Churchill


Captain Chaos reports:


[17:15pm] Adrian Proctor assassinated Angela Rayner


SHARK reports:


[17:16pm] Björn Holzhauer tried to kill Angela Rayner


Captain Chaos reports:


[17:17pm] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Adrian Proctor


Captain Chaos reports:


[22:55pm] Edward Wallace assassinated Matthew Laycock


Mr. Darn Smooth reports:

The Incredible Sulk reports:


[23:35pm] David Knipe assassinated David Chow


The Society Curio reports:

Frightfully Vicious reports:

Tuesday the 19th


[00:35am] David Knipe assassinated Dan Jane


The Society Curio reports:


[03:40am] David Knipe assassinated David Chow


The Society Curio reports:

Frightfully Vicious reports:

Juan Ramiresh of Shpain reports:

Frightfully Vicious reports:


[05:09am] Edward Wallace assassinated Sally Clough


Mr. Darn Smooth reports:

Insincere Dave reports:

The Society Curio reports:

Frightfully Vicious reports:


[13:45pm] Edward Wallace assassinated Matthew Bennett


Insincere Dave reports:

Good old x squared sin 1 over x reports:

Juan Ramiresh of Shpain reports:

Good old x squared sin 1 over x reports:

Frightfully Vicious reports:


[13:45pm] J Doe assassinated Sally Clough


GG the Harmonious Horse Handworkshop Headquarters reports:


[14:50pm] Robert Hiersemenzel assassinated Simon Ford


Mrs Faithful's Uncle reports:

The Grocer reports:


[15:00pm] J Doe assassinated Gaynor Barrett


Ancalagon the Black reports:


[15:01pm] J Doe assassinated Tim Hinton


Ancalagon the Black reports:

Good old x squared sin 1 over x reports:


[19:20pm] Robert Hiersemenzel assassinated Alex Wood


Mrs Faithful's Uncle reports:


[19:47pm] David Knipe assassinated Neil Morrison


The Society Curio reports:

Juan Ramiresh of Shpain reports:


[20:15pm] Alex Churchill assassinated Stoo Gill


Esau The Dust Puppy reports:


[20:43pm] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Morag Gray


Jürgen Klinsman reports:


[20:43pm] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Angela Rayner


Jürgen Klinsman reports:


[20:43pm] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Alex Churchill


Jürgen Klinsman reports:

Juan Ramiresh of Shpain reports:


[20:53pm] Edward Wallace assassinated Tom Garnett


Mr Ed The Stalking-Horse reports:

The Incredible Sulk reports:


[21:05pm] Chris Bull assassinated Robert Hiersemenzel


Professor Calculus reports:

Mrs Faithful's Uncle reports:


[22:05pm] J Doe assassinated Björn Holzhauer


Godfather Ted reports:

Jürgen Klinsman reports:

Godfather Ted reports:


[22:22pm] Matthew Laycock assassinated Edward Wallace


The Grocer reports:

Wednesday the 20th


[01:30am] Matthew Laycock tried to kill Tom Garnett


Back to Basics reports:


[01:44am] Matthew Laycock tried to kill Tom Garnett


Back to Basics reports:


[01:45am] Matthew Laycock assassinated Tom Garnett


Back to Basics reports:

The Incredible Sulk reports:


[02:33am] Edward Wallace assassinated Jamie Douglas


The Grocer reports:


[02:39am] Edward Wallace assassinated Matthew Laycock


The Grocer reports:


[06:06am] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Morag Gray


You-Know-Who reports:


[06:07am] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Alex Churchill


You-Know-Who reports:


[06:11am] Edward Wallace assassinated Tom Garnett


The Grocer reports:

The Incredible Sulk reports:


[06:20am] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Angela Rayner


You-Know-Who reports:

Umpire reports:


[09:25am] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Dan Jane


You-Know-Who reports:

Juan Ramiresh of Shpain reports:

You-Know-Who reports:


[09:45am] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Jamie Douglas


You-Know-Who reports:


[12:30pm] David Knipe assassinated Neil Morrison


The Society Curio reports:

Juan Ramiresh of Shpain reports:

Frightfully Vicious reports:


[12:30pm] David Knipe assassinated Matthew Bennett


The Society Curio reports:

Insincere Dave reports:


[12:55pm] David Knipe tried to kill David Chow


Frightfully Vicious reports:

The Society Curio reports:

Frightfully Vicious reports:


[13:10pm] Robert Hiersemenzel assassinated Alex Wood


Mrs Faithful's Uncle reports:


[13:15pm] Johannes Nordström assassinated David Chow


Krimson reports:

Frightfully Vicious reports:


[16:35pm] Tom Garnett assassinated Christine Clarke


The Incredible Sulk reports:


[17:00pm] David Knipe managed to avoid killing a non-player.


The Society Curio reports:

The Society Curio reports:

Juan Ramiresh of Shpain reports:


[17:15pm] J Doe assassinated Adrian Proctor


Robbin' Hood reports:


[17:27pm] Edward Wallace assassinated Angela Rayner


The Emperor of the Nasty Little Smelly People reports:


[17:27pm] Edward Wallace assassinated Alex Churchill


The Emperor of the Nasty Little Smelly People reports:


[17:45pm] Edward Nokes tried to kill David Chow


Frightfully Vicious reports:


[17:46pm] Edward Wallace tried to kill Robert Hiersemenzel


Good old x squared sin 1 over x reports:

Mrs Faithful's Uncle reports:


[18:00pm] David Knipe brutally murdered an innocent non-player.


The Society Curio reports:

Juan Ramiresh of Shpain reports:

The Incredible Sulk reports:


[18:10pm] David Knipe tried to kill Christine Clarke


The Society Curio reports:

The Society Curio reports:

Juan Ramiresh of Shpain reports:

The Incredible Sulk reports:


[18:40pm] Tom Garnett tried to kill Angela Rayner


The Incredible Sulk reports:


[18:41pm] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Matthew Bennett


You-Know-Who reports:


[19:05pm] David Chow assassinated David Knipe


Frightfully Vicious reports:

The Society Curio reports:


[19:30pm] Tom Garnett made a legal non-player kill.


The Incredible Sulk reports:


[19:41pm] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Matthew Laycock


You-Know-Who reports:


[19:45pm] David Chow assassinated Dan Jane


Frightfully Vicious reports:

Juan Ramiresh of Shpain reports:


[20:02pm] Edward Wallace assassinated Johannes Nordström


Krimson reports:

Robbin' Hood reports:

The Grocer reports:


[20:03pm] Edward Nokes assassinated Edward Wallace


The Health and Safety Inspectorate reports:

The Emperor of the Nasty Little Smelly People reports:

The Grocer reports:

Good old x squared sin 1 over x reports:

Mr Ed The Stalking-Horse reports:

Mr. Darn Smooth reports:

The Emperor of the Nasty Little Smelly People reports:


[21:08pm] Björn Holzhauer tried to kill Alex Churchill


You-Know-Who reports:


[21:08pm] Björn Holzhauer assassinated Tom Garnett


You-Know-Who reports:

The Incredible Sulk reports:


[21:08pm] Björn Holzhauer tried to kill Angela Rayner


You-Know-Who reports:


[21:55pm] Edward Wallace managed to avoid killing a non-player.


The Grocer reports:


[22:20pm] Robert Hiersemenzel made a legal non-player kill.


Mrs Faithful's Uncle reports:


[22:45pm] Edward Nokes tried to kill David Chow


Frightfully Vicious reports:


Automatic Umpire reports:


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