| First tell us your name...
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1. Which of these best describes your hair colour?
Brown with blonde bits
Orange and occasionally purple |
2. You want to eat a carrot. How do you go about this?
Chop the ends off, wash it and peel it first
Just eat it! straight from the ground, with the ends on, full
of crunchy (dirty?) goodness |
3. You find a piece of ham lying in the street. You glance
around, but nobody appears to be looking for it. What do you
do?
Discreetly put it in your pocket and eat it when you get home
Walk on by, without further thought of the ham. |
4. For how long have you been a rower?
One term or less
More than a year |
5. Are you
Tall
Short |
6. Do you frequently use any of the following words: wintreh,
jeoljeh, mungry, rubbish...?
Yes, doesn't everyone?
No, only to make fun of people who do |
7. Which of these is your favourite place in the whole world?
Manchester
South Wales |
8. Do you like chocolate?
Yes
Yes |
9. Which of these would you rather drink?
Malibu
Archers |
10. It's Crayola Day and you're making a sand and glitter
picture. The one on the box shows areas with black sand, but
you can't find any that colour! What do you do?
Cry
Mix a blue-based alternative |
11. Crisps or mushrooms, hmm?
Crisps
Mushrooms |
12. How do you take your tea?
Normal
Abnormal |
13. You're in the laundry and the object of your and your
best friend's desire walks in and starts smouldering by the
toploader behind you. Do you
Try to climb into the tumbledryer to hide?
Accidentally throw a pair of your best friend's knickers onto
his holdall so she is forced to go and pick them up...? |
14. Which do you attract more often?
Boys
Static charge |
15. Bow or stroke?
Bow
Stroke |
16. Did even Droo beat you in last year's exams?
Of course not
Of course not...well, yes, dammim |
17. What colour of kitchen equipment would you choose?
Dark green
Yellow |
18. If your head had a fight with a plate, who would win?
My head, I'm well 'ard
The plate |
19. How many times have you completely and utterly lost
your university card this year (ie needed a replacement)?
Never, I'm far too organised
Twice or more, I'm a disorganised girl who can't keep track
of anything |
20. The bulb in your anglepoise blows. What do you do?
Send your boyfriend to get a new one
Cunningly get your best friend to swap lamps by making up
some story about how far the lead will stretch... |
| Right! Now make sure you've answered ALL the questions before
proceeding..... |
