Welcome to the Eclectica. I thought that perhaps it should have a proper homepage, so here one is. Welcome to my little world - this corner of the internet set aside to collect together things that made me laugh, things that made me think, and things that I created in moments of insanity and/or boredom. Feel free to email me if you have any comments, questions, or complaints about the site, and I'll do my best to either reply to your helpful comment or tell you where to get off.

One point to make, is that this site isn't about me. I'm not planning to write a blog, or post random rants. Because if there's one thing that really irritates me, its people ranting on at length about something which they have no authority or right to complain about, assuming that their opinion is the only valid one... *ahem*.

Anyway... enjoy! And click here if you wish to bookmark this site (Microsoft Internet Explorer only)

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Most Recent Update (2007-01-13)

Some updates. Dead links removed, stuff like that. Some more lyrics added.

2005-08-29

Some general updates, and a new section, featuring the lyrics of Britain's premier musical comedy satirist. And I corrected the spelling of "Weird Al" on the menu.

2005-01-17

Two new parodies. More link updateage. Brevity is the soul of news updates.

2004-09-28

Again, more linkage, and... um... yeah, that's about it, really. Hey, I do have a life :)

2004-03-15

Only one new parody this term, I'm afraid... or maybe that's a good thing :)

Again, there are also many new links.

2003-12-04

Whoah! Another term gone, and almost no spare time. Still, I did manage to find the time to write two new parodies. Unfortunately, my distinct lack of server space means that you can no longer listen to the Monty Python songs - however, I will happily email them to you if you ask me to. "The Gasman Cometh" and various Tom Lehrer songs are also available.

There are also some new links, including .

2003-10-05

A monster update! I've not been at Uni for four months, so I've been unable to update, but now there's a load of new stuff, including parody songs, lyrics, spoofs, stories, poems and links.

• Have a listen to "He's Got Bombs" and "Super-US-Made-Ballistic-Missiles-Are-Atrocious" in My Parodies.
• Work out What you would do with $87 billion.
• Read stories or poetry in the Fiction section.
• Laugh at more hilarious songs from Tom Lehrer.
• Follow some hand-picked links, and remind yourself that there are some twisted people out there.