Hello everybody. Have some digest.
*** Stuff ***
.My computer can't count.
No-one wanted to go to Girton Except Nick. Rob won the stalker award. Oh,
and we're all invited to Jon's if were passing.
Sarah is still more pure than Harris.
Nick dared us to send 100 emails in a day. We only managed 90.
But this did include a WCSO story.
WCSO went French
There are to be parties next week.
We have another WCSO marriage. But it might not be legal.
*** Abuse ***
Harris was abused:
by the world in general
*** Quotes ***
Typical that you should like a phallic vegetable!
Becky, the tomboyest of tomboys, has at an approximate count, 20 furry
gorrilas and a dalmation on her bed. And she looks very nice in a swimsuit.
Wouldn't it be great if there were nothing but asnacs as far as the eye
What about if it pisses on other people's roses? Can we kill it too
I know i licked Sarah, but there was no need to marry Becky in retaliation.
*** Stats ***
Never trust a lawyer.
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
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