OK, this is later than ever, but I've been doing other UCPO-y things with my
spare time... >1500 e-mails summarised in a few short pages :)


 - UCPO News
 - What was talked about
 - Quotes
 - Memepool
 - Stats

** UCPO News **
 - The last ever WCSO concert was held in Trinity Chapel, followed by the
last ever party. Both were a big success.
 - A lot of very hungover WCSOites then had the last ever garden party at
New Hall the following morning.
 - Random social events happened.
 - We officially became UCPO...
 - Curry this Friday, 8:30 Kohinoor (Mill Road). Mail me if you want to
 - Check out the new website (currently being rolled out... some of it's
still the old one): http://www.ucpo.org.uk (the old one is now mirrored at

** What was talked about **
 - Graduation, and how to do it
 - WCSO hangovers past and present
 - People who double book our formal halls, and what to do to them
 - Tom attempted to nest his ,  and  tags, with
mixed results
 - Ducks
 - People panicked about exams, as usual
 - Ducks
 - Insomnia
 - Smoothies
 - Ducks
 - Jaberwocky (in multiple languages)
 - Alcoholic icecream
 - Beccy left the list, and was mourned
 - Lettuce
 - The Normans
 - Chris's past lives
 - The A-Z of Cambridge pubs
 - soc-wcso-misc was killed, and soc-ucpo-misc created in its place...
 - Rob reviewed Garbage (amongst other things)

** Quotes **
'Maybe it's just a bad idea to drink wine by the mug' - SJC
'Come and get massaged by me' - DEW
[on a trip to an indie club] 'I was planning on having my own Panic! event
in my room this evening. All
welcome. Bring Your Own Work.' - JDS
'Eat chocolate.  chocolate heals.' - RCH
[on Mel and Nick] 'I can think of worse [thoughts]. You and Mel having sex,
whilst Jimbo
watches and strokes his beard.' - DJH
'I've just managed to work out what a vector is!!!!!!!!' - MRH
--> 'A cross between a doctor and a vet (Anna and David's lovechild?)' - JRP
[on the death of Harris's e-mail] 'Doesn't that happen somewhere about the
middle of Revelations?' - DAS
'I feel like a man who's just pulled the ripcord to release a small swarm of
moths.' - DAS
'how can i compete with a kangaroo? my pouch is far too small' - RMR
'Take up bonsai. Smoke crack. Colour in a piece of graph paper. Drive a van
through a Kentish village shouting "poof" at people with long hair. So many
options.' - DAS
'So, let's all suck more clit, it is the only way to advance oneself as a
spiritual entity.' - CJP
'I don't see how me wearing a thong /under/ my lycra would create any more
interesting photos than you could get currently.' - MRH
'You haven't lived until you've had a guinea pig try to fuck your foot' -
AHFW (attributed)

Honourary quote of the month:
'I've been shagging like a bunny and my penis is beginning to feel sore.' -

** Memepool **
I think the memepool is going to get its own home on the website at this

Meme of the month: SOY! SOY! SOY! Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes
enemies! SOY!

Stars indicate my personal favourites...

http://www.ulsterscotsagency.com/defaultulster.htm - language of the day
www.google.com/search?q=yorkshite - ntk-powered google searches
http://www.storyzone.co.uk/preview.cfm?e=38 - one of Rob's finds...
* http://www.somethingawful.com/article.php?id=72 - somehow more horrible
than the above

http://www.cam.net.uk/camra/ale/306/ - beer!

* http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/education/newsid_1998000/1998218.stm -
good teaching practise

http://www.prodikeys.com/video/Perform-rock_bb.wvx - not sure what to say

* http://www.stickgirl.com/images/episode/safe.swf - safe sex...

http://free.freespeech.org/shockingtruth/ - The Shocking Truth!

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/ - Americans vs
http://free.freespeech.org/shockingtruth/creation.html - The truth behind
http://www.museumofconceptualart.com/worldwidewank/ouch.html - the URL
speaks for itself
http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/axis.html - axis of just as evil...
stm - interesting headline
ncing_queen.swf - not quite what it seems...
http://www.sluis-van.com/personality/index.html - I am Chewbacca!
http://www.despair.com/ - For disaffected students
http://football.guardian.co.uk/worldcup2002/story/0,11224,723341,00.html -
football fans
* http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~rmr26/Robinson.mp3 - crimes against Simon and
http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~rmr26/Something.mp3 - more of the same
http://magnus.huckvale.net/2000/cambridgepuritytest/ - what effect did
Cambridge have on you?
http://www.asnc.cam.ac.uk/SpokenWord/OldEnglish.html - to assist in
* http://www.geocities.co.jp/Milkyway-Lynx/9043/c-song.htm - not sure how to
describe this
* http://natts.com/jade-geography.mp3 - please, please, /please/ someone
vote her out
http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=B2tkzu3t5an2k - would've made
the concert programme more interesting
* http://www.britslash.co.uk/fiction/losh/lasagna_pookie.htm - nasty nasty
http://diaries.diagon.org/ - funnier, but geekier :)
* http://heritage.stsci.edu/2000/06/big.html - the Cosmic Finger of
* http://www.the2002worldcup.com/ - it's never too late (well...)
** http://www.brione.co.uk/Photos/wcso/index.htm - NEW WCSO/UCPO PHOTOS
courtesy of Paul
** http://www.jjdash.demon.co.uk/WCSO/ - MORE NEW WCSO/UCPO PHOTOS courtesy
of John
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_2050000/2050720.stm -
Potassium: The new DHMO
.stm - positive side of the World Cup result
* http://hellsgate.online.ee/~mait/fahrschule.swf - what you weren't told in
your driving lessons
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_2067000/2067223.stm -
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/tv_film/newsid_2092000/2092610.stm - Check
the opening line of the book
 - Tom's Dad makes /.
http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/07/07/2355227 - read some of the
comments :P
* http://uk.news.yahoo.com/020709/80/d322c.html - Buttockistry

** UCPO Stats **

      1 abooker
      1 acm45
      1 her27
      1 jpsa
      1 mnw22
      1 nippo79
      1 rn214
      1 shaun.southall
      2 mit21
      3 rao26
      5 rjc46
      6 kjt27
      6 sak39
      7 pajb2
      7 rge21
     10 clk25
     11 ih220
     11 jah76
     16 paul
     19 simonjcottrell
     20 rch35
     21 john.aldridge
     27 ahfw2
     27 wallabysalisbury
     29 jds36
     32 mjhn2
     32 os227
     42 mrh30
     43 djh59
     44 jrp44
     50 mgp28
     53 cjp40
     63 hippotamanus
     66 tjop2
     68 nicholas.zaklama
     70 var25
     80 rmr26
     81 jic23
    102 dew22
    128 fes27
    131 das48

   1320 total

A suprise win for Dave, although I reckon I didn't do a bad job given I was
out of the country for the busiest period...

The list is currently open to all posters for the summer, so send your
random spam to soc-ucpo-misc@lists.cam.ac.uk if you feel like saying hi to
all the UCPO-ites :)

That's it for the summer [unless lots of spam happens], next post will be
the one I send to check for expired addresses in a week or two...

Damn, that took over three hours to write. You'd better all appreciate it ;)


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