| Quotes |
| Most of these were recorded either at the Chinese restaurant
on Sunday evening, the Maharajah on Monday evening or in the County Arms
afterwards... if you remember any I've missed please let
me know! |
| "I thought she was on drugs" - Tom on Karen |
| "Nice angles mathmo" - Diana to Ed |
| "Leave my tits out of this" - Becky |
| "Uuuuuuuh?" - Jimbo |
| "Oh, I'm so uncouth" - Kate |
| Karen: "You're big & scary" Jon: "I'm big, you're scary!" |
| "I have no money left, can't we all just sleep together on the coach?" - Jimbo |
| "I'm too drunk to coordinate my chopsticks [food dropped]... oh shit!" - Kate attempting Chinese |
| "Do you want to lick my face?" - Diana to Jon |
| "I can carry her, but I can't lift her off the ground" - Diana on Kate |
| "If you were left here long enough, you would eat everything" - Diana on Diana |
| "As long as we don't kick them out of bed & jump on them we'll be fine" - Emma |
| "There were pencils in the pads???!" - Jimbo |
| "Nothing's gone right since Tim left us" - Karen on tubas |
| "I'm just too wasted to be honest" - Pippa |
| "I'm not dodgy, I'm sweet & innocent" - Jimbo |
| "It's always the quiet ones" - Pippa |
| "The louder the person, the louder the underwear" - Kate |
| Jimbo: "Why do you think I'm called Jimbo?" Kate: "Because you've got a sqeaky voice & somebody sqeezes your balls" |
| "It's not us, it's the accoustics that are wrong" "No, we can't here them clapping" "I'm shit, that's my excuse for "A Hard Day's Night" - Jon to Karen at Sunday's rehearsal |
| "I bet you felt a right tit" - Jimbo to Becky |
| "He just slipped that in nicely" - Jon to Jimbo about Becky |
| Jimbo: "I'm not sleeping with Becky" Becky: "...but technically we did yesterday on the back seat... with Jon in between" |
| "You just need to understand the concept of infinity - which is impossible. After that, the rest is easy" - Jimbo |
| "My infinity's bigger than yours!" - Jimbo |
| "You're my left breast friend" - Jimbo |
| "University of Cambridge Collis' Breasts" - Jimbo |
| "I'm not being obsessively pedantic" - Karen |
| "Sheep will appear" - Jon |
| "They can come up and lick you in a particularly scary way" - Jon on "dogs" |
| "The bus has gone - you just have to let it go" - Claire to Becky |
| "Do you reckon Jon would be a poodle?" - Naomi on Jon |
| "Draw me like one of your french girls" - Becky |
| "Sorry, I had to feel my right tit" - Becky |
| "Oh! It's a Monday - sorry, I'm closed" - Jimbo |
| "I'm trying to catch the dog" - Jon |
| "Ruff !" - Claire |
| Claire: *PANTS* |
| "It's just girls" - The Barman (County Arms) |
| "Hhuooooooomphg!" - Jessica the dog (County Arms) |
| "It won't get any bigger if you stroke it!" - Jimbo to Di (29th April @ Wetherspoon's) |
Compiled by Matt R with help from Emma, Pippa and others(?) |