The Massage Society Committee is entirely staffed with noble, selfless souls, many of whom have Purple Hearts
or Nobel Prizes for their work with underpriviledged children in New Jersey. They tirelessly strive to achieve the
society's goal of relaxation and massage therapy for everybody. It has been suggested, of course, that tirelessly
striving may not be the best way to achieve relaxation for everybody; but that's defeatiest talk, they say, and
they'll have none of that sort of thing, thank you.