Henry's Eight, Michaelmas 1995

In this issue:

Captain's Report

I decided that it should be our priority to ensure that a large group of novices took up and enjoyed rowing. It was with a certain amount of trepidation that I returned to Cambridge this term to assume the mantle of Captain. After all, we had hardly enough rowers to fill the 1st VIII, and had debts slightly lower than the US government. Since few King's freshers have ever rowed before (two this year was above average), I decided that it should be our priority to ensure that a large group of novices took up and enjoyed rowing. Previous years had seen the first boat training hard for the University IV's and the Fairbairns, leaving little time for coaching novices, who then felt neglected, and almost to a man decided that rowing was not for them after their novice term. So this year, only one senior IV trained for the races during the first half of term, and both myself and Rob Lachlan (Novice Coaching Co-ordinator) with the help of other senior rowers put in a lot of time and effort to try and make sure that the novices enjoyed their rowing, and appreciated the social side of the sport also. Luckily this seems to have worked, as a large proportion of the two novice VIIIs that have been training this term seem set to continue rowing in the future.

Alas, you may have spotted the slight flaw in this plan, which is that the first VIII doesn't have many outings. This lack of on-the-water training reflected itself in rather disappointing results in the Cambridge Winter Head and also in the Fairbairn races.

Looking to the future, things are looking brighter. A crowd of novices are banging on the door of the first VIII, keeping us on our toes and ensuring that we don't get complacent. These should continue the second VIII's rise into the third division of the Lents next term, with the unprecedented sight (or at least not in recent memory) of a King's third Lent boat not out of the question.

Mike Dell, Mike is a fourth year engineer.

The Diverse Thrills of Novice Rowing

It was our first outing. "Oh look, what a beautiful duck" from Number 6 rudely interrupted my poetry recital to the rower rushing up the slide behind me. Having just survived the warm-up exercises, we were now softly (or maybe not quite so softly) and steadily sailing by the sleepy swans, while not letting the spectacular sunrise out of our eyes. As I watched the beams of light being filtered by the weeping willows, I overheard our coach's directions. To my great surprise, there were supposedly crabs in he Cam that we should refrain from catching during our outings. There, another lovely duck. As we dawdled farther down the river, Number 3 suggests that we play Chinese Whispers, i.e. passing a message from stroke to bow to see how much of it had been altered by the end. Quite a brilliant idea. It was great fun, but we were forced to momentarily stop in the middle of the thirteenth game in order to spin the boat (a nightmare) and take her into the bank for our coach to give us some constructive criticism, such as calling us an epileptic spider. While he spoke and spoke and spoke, I secretly checked out the other novice rowers on the river. And some more pretty ducks. On our way back, we all immediately discussed the merit of our male coach's legs, then wondered why in the world he had got out of bed at 5.45 a.m. to teach some uncoordinated clueless women which way around to hold their oar - especially considering that he couldn't even partake in Chinese Whispers. I do vaguely remember the word madness being mentioned. Pretty ducks. Next we attempted to coax our cox into singing 'O sole mio' for us in his deep voice, however to no avail. So instead we occupied ourselves with trying to name that one mandarin duck we had spied earlier under the footbridge, meanwhile carefully scraping some paint off the houseboats moored along the bank. Still undecided between calling the duck either Donald or Peking, we finally began to worry about getting to 9 o'clock lectures on time. However, due to our coaches good sense of timing, only moments later we already approached our boathouse landing... at a perfect right angle. Adorable ducks. And, before much longer, a dripping boat rested securely on the racks, with its bow ball slightly crooked (a sight one would become used to).

Now only eight weeks later, I smile at such puerile and naive enjoyments. I have to honestly say that I am even partially embarrassed about them, as I have since learned the true pleasures or rowing. It is all about showing off your wicked blisters to boggle-eyed outsiders, and spitting blood on the erg machine to improve your split time by 0.01 and being initiated into the rites of boatie lingo (e.g. 'bow takes the catch with undersquared blades while bum-shoving'). Naturally our outings have also become of a different nature.

The sound of eight blades dropped simultaneously into the water chops through the freezing air followed by a quiet grunt that vows for my ensuing physical exertion. We have forgotten to care about the sun melting the morning's mist, too concentrated on feeling the boat perfectly balanced underneath us. (Ed: perfectly balanced?). I can't even be bothered to look at other rowers in the boats left in our bubbles and the hairdo of the girl in front of me is holding my full attention. What ducks? From afar we discern the voice of a coxswain still asking his crew to feather their blades and a general pitying chuckle escapes our boat. Our cox has got over his initial inclination to politeness (i.e. "could two possible adjust her hand height please?") and turned into a power monger. And we loved it. There is nothing like your cox yelling loudly at your crew, or preferably screaming offensive curses at us to make you pull harder. Always aware that pulling harder really means pushing harder with your legs. On our way home, waiting for some carnage to clear, I remember that I still need to ask everyone to formulate a witty slogan for the T-shirts if, or better, when our Eight is going to win the Fairbairn Novice Race. But that will have to wait until later (no talking in the boat). Finally the way is clear, and our coach gives us instructions from the bank: rowing with eyes closed, feet our of the shoes, one arm behind the back and of course square blades. No one dares to complain, because we know that there could be a reward at the end of the outing. Our coach might again call us goddesses of the river.

Today, I think that maybe, just maybe, boaties only talk about rowing over dinner not because they're too dull to discuss the implications of Poisson's ratio for supply side economics or too lazy to deduce the rhyme pattern of octosyllabic Anglo-Norman lyrics, but because they simply love the sport. I know I do.

Barbara Romer, Barbara is a first year PhD

Raising Funds for the Boat Club

One cannot have failed to have seen news, particularly near the start of term, about the cuts to the money given to higher education. Not just in the form of the grant, but also that given to universities in the form of fees. The principle upshot of this at King's is that over the last two or three years, the Student Union has had less and less money to be able to distribute between the numerous student run societies. It has always been a matter of considerable contention that the Boat Club has received what is felt to be a disproportionately large fraction of this budget.

With the lower amount of money available to the student body as a whole, the Boat Club needs to find some money from sources other than the student union. To this end, the Development Committee, whose task it is to help raising funds for the Club, was founded in 1994. It is hoped that the Committee will eventually consist of both resident members of King's, as well as Alumni and Friends of the club. If you would like to be a part of this Development Committee, we would very much like to hear from you: please write to the Chairman of the Development Committee - see the address here.

On top of this, the members of the club will be taking part in fund-raising activities. Some activities planned for 1996 include:


The KCBC Boat Naming Auction

KCBC currently owns two nameless boats.
  1. A front-loading wooden Eton shell four (currently known rather dully as 'the front-loader')
  2. A bright yellow plastic Empacher shell Eight (our first boat and currently known equally dully as 'the Empacher').
KCBC to auction the names for two of their boats with bidding starting on 1 February and the deadline for the first round of bidding being 29th February. Quite simply, we would like to name these boats, with the chosen name for the Empacher being that accompanied by the highest bid. The second highest being used for the front-loader. To cover the cost of actually painting the names onto the boats, we must ask for a minimum bid of £45.

Perhaps you feel that just a small name across the bows of the boats would be a little too subtle. The Empacher particularly is very distinctive on the Cam, and should be seen at a number of events outside of Cambridge (including Henley) and probably on the Continent. If you have any grander ideas for 'decoration', be it corporate or just a bit different, then please do not hesitate to submit them.

Please send names and bids to

King's College Boat Club
842 King's College
Cambridge
CB2 1ST
or email to kings-boatclub-request@lists.cam.ac.uk. The initial deadline for names and bids is February 29th. The bidders will then be contacted with information about the initial bids and be given the chance to bid again. After three rounds of bidding, the highest bidder(s) will be contacted to discuss final designs.

Although we will be displaying the new names and designs as soon as the boats have been painted, an official boat-naming ceremony will take place after the last race on the Saturday of the May Bumps (15th June 1996).

If you have any questions about the bidding procedure or the type of design that can go on a boat, please do not hesitate to contact the Alumni Association Secretary.

KCBC looks forward to receiving your bids as well as name and design suggestions. You can e-mail bids, suggestions, etc to kings-boatclub-request@lists.cam.ac.uk

Dates and Events for your Diary

The Lent Bumps (28 February - 2 March 1996):
Everyone is invited to come and watch King's crews race informally on any day of the bumps (the Men's 1st VIII races at 4 p.m., all other crews beofre that). Please make yourself known to anyone in King's attire and you will be introduced to the Alumni Association Secretary or another member of the Development Committee.

In addition the following events are on offer: Come and join the Boat Club's Lent Bumps dinner on 2 March (£28.50 per person, black tie), stay the night in College (£19.50 per person on a first come, first served basis) and row in a King's boat with past and present members of KCBC on Sunday morning. Spouses and friends are naturally also welcome. All members of the Alumni Association will receive a separate invitation (along with first choice of guest rooms) to these events. If you are not already a member of the Alumni Association you are of course also welcome to attend any of the events. Please make your booking by 15 February.

May Bumps (12th - 15th June 1996):
We plan to have a more formal reception for members of the Alumni Association at the boathouse on Saturday. The boat naming ceremony will take place after the last race on Saturday 15th June. There will be a dinner the same evening and alumni and their spouses and friends will be given the chance to spend the night in College and have a rowing outing on Sunday morning. Costs will be similar to those for the Lents events. Please feel free to make your booking now by writing to the Alumni Association Secretary with your requirements.

Other events:
The KCBC regatta is planned for the week after the May Bumps. If we qualify for Henley, there will be a small reception for members of the Alumni Association. The sponsored 24 hour row is planned for Easter Term, 1996. Please watch this space for further announcements or write to the Alumni Association Secretary for further details.
If you are in touch with anyone who you think might want to join the Alumni Association, please give them this WWW address or suggest they contact

The Alumni Association Secretary
King's College Boat Club
842 King's College
Cambridge CB2 1ST
Tel. 0468-344065. Fax 01223-331347
If you would like to join the Development Committee and add your thoughts and ideas to our fund-raising efforts, please contact
The Chairman of the Development Committee
King's College Boat Club
842 King's College
Cambridge CB2 1ST
Fax 01223-331347
Please address comments and questions to:
The Newsletter Editor
King's College Boat Club
842 King's College
Cambridge CB2 1ST
Fax 01223-331347
Written contributions to Henry's Eight on any Boat Club topic would be gratefully received and should be sent or faxed to the editor.

E-mail on any of the above will also be accepted to kings-boatclub-request@lists.cam.ac.uk