We have renamed ourselves recently, we are fed up with being looked down upon. We are a force not to be messed with. You can see a photo of me in my most recent incarnation (left). Do you want to join me?

We regularly have fights with lots of big water pistols, outside and inside depending on the weather. We also like RPGs as you can see.

Currently I am only accepting male members, but if pushed hard enough I could bend the rules...

Take the WI test...

  1. You are alone with a beautiful woman, do you tell her all/some of your Mafia's secrets?
  2. Do you think Assassins is just another society to 'meet' people?
  3. Are you single?
  4. Do you like Britney Spears?
  5. Do you know what a Kife is?
  6. Do you know what the Two Tokens are?
  7. Do you wish you had Two Tokens to sell?
  8. Do you hate The Wig?
  9. Do you get pissed a lot?
  10. Are you WONDERFUL?
  11. Have you ever used a pseudonym with 'WI' in it?
  12. ...with 'WI' in it twice?
  13. ...three times?
  14. Is your girlfriend an Assassin?

If you answered YES! to any/some/most of these, you are just who we're looking for! Please get in contact!