Welcome to Clareification, the interactive, internet and Inter Milan version of Clareification. This site should be a source of joy and happiness to all who behold it. But wait, “What do we need this site for?” I hear you ask. As an answer I will supply the relevant points:
1) The site will be another way to get your grubby plebeian hands on Clareification, whether you happen to have missed Friday lunch or haven’t quite figured out how the tricky door handle works yet.
II) Archived back issues will be available here (preferred citation format: Awesomest thing ever, Issue, Term no, page no). Also, if you have old issues of Clareification which aren’t on the website, please do email them in for posterity. Any format will be accepted, though judgements about your character, intelligence and attractiveness will be made from the format you chose.
c) There is now no longer any need to actually talk to a Clareification editor to congratulate them on the amazingness of the latest issue, because comments can now be made on the website. The gift giving system has not yet been digitised so keep the flowers, chocolate and money coming.
δ) The wonders of the internet now allow for a new addition to Clareification, rumours! These will still be standard Clareifornication fare, just with the added frisson of anonymity from even the gossip queen. These will be treated with even less respect than normal gossip, so will get their own section and you can still opt-out. Though if you do, Raptor Jesus will die a little inside.
v) If all that isn’t enough to make this your homepage, there is one more tantalising suggestion that ought to make you a life-long internet junkie: more Clareification! There will be occasional of articles, pictures, and all the usual Clareification goodness, but now with even a lower bar of quality. So if you’ve ever wanted to write for Clareification but somehow been daunted by the high quality of material, now’s your chance!
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