Pigeon Forge - oh how we love you.

Forget Miami, definitely forget Tifton (although to the staff at Tokyo Steak House, we salute you for your awesomeness), forget everywhere our motor morphed bodies have taken us - Pigeon Forge is the undiscovered Vegas of America. It is the new Vegas. A highlight of the tour so far. A detailed account is definitely needed, but bed calls for a day of re-blocking around a grand piano and one wing...