Incompetents List

This is the list of incompetents:

Real NameAddressCollegeWater Weapons StatusNotes
Jake Craig-SharplesC10FitzwilliamNo Waterout of bounds between midnight and 7am out of bounds while cycling no water
Dan Brown26 Malcolm Street, Room 2JesusNo Water
Cameron RoundRidley Hall H 8 HomertonNo WaterOob during rugby union varsity weekend please
Mustafid Tajwar51T, Staircase 51, South CourtChurchillNo WaterNa
James Morley73 Maids Causeway, second floor room 5Queens'No Water
Ellie Murphy-SmithC14 Fitzwilliam CollegeFitzwilliamNo WaterNo lurking outside my accommodation between midnight-7AM No water weapons
Jacob Harmison26 Malcolm Street, Room 3JesusNo WaterNo water in the house please, outside water with care
Patrick Whitman26 Malcolm Street, Room 5JesusNo Water
Jamie DaviesNew Garden 18King'sNo Waterthey/them, preferably no lurking between 00:00 - 08:00 just cos I want to be able to sleep.
Sam Wakefield10, M2 staircase, Old south courtEmmanuelNo Water

And this would be a list of corpses if The Dragon Queen had the mental energy to add that when it's not essential to keeping the game running:

NameCollegePseudonym