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New on Sunday, 10 March

[9 Mar, 10:00 AM] full_html_<audio controls="controls"><source src="lent2024images/crazy frog axel f.mp3" type="audio/mpeg"></source></audio> derails the game with fourteen hours to go by murdering Roko's Basilisk AKA the irony AKA full_html_창귀 AKA Sultan Suleiman the Magnificent, Sovereign of The Sublime House of Osman, Sultan of Sultans, Khan of the Khans, Commander of the faithful and Successor of the Prophet of the lord of the Universe, Custodian of the Holy Cities of Mecca, Medina and Jerusalem, Caesar of Rome, Padishah of The Three Cities of Constantinople, Edirne and Bursa, and of the Cities of Damascus and Cairo, of all Azerbaijan, of the Maghreb, of Barkah, of Kairouan, of Alep, of the Arab and Persian Iraq, of Basra, of El Hasa strip, of Raqqa, of Mosul, of Parthia, of Diyar Bekr, of Cilicia, of the provinces of Erzurum, of Sivas, of Adana, of Karaman, of Van, of Barbaria, of Abyssinia, of Tunisia, of Tripoli, of Syria, of Cyprus, of Rhodes, of Crete, of the province of Peloponnese, of the Mediterranean Sea, the Black Sea, of Anatolia, of Rumelia, of Bagdad, of Kurdistan, of Greece, of Turkestan, of Tartary, of Circassia, of the two regions of Kabarda, of Georgia, of the steppe of Kipchaks, of the whole country of the Tatars, of Theodosia and of all the neighbouring regions, of Bosnia, of the City and Fort of Belgrade, of the province of Serbia, with all the castles and cities, of all Arnaut, of all Eflak and Moldavia, as well as all the dependencies and borders, and many others countries and cities. AKA Communism (bane of capitalism and the greater of two evils)(Peter Jackson)!

New on Saturday, 9 March

[9 Mar, 20:25 PM] Ouroboros(Gianpaolo Ruju) and Aarakocra AKA Kenku(Kestrel Zakharov) kill each other for, uh, some reason?

[9 Mar, 08:32 AM] Elagabalus ritually sacrifices J.K.Rowling's Worst Nightmare(Lily Kearney) to bring them good fortune for the game's final day!

[9 Mar, 12:15 PM] Roko's Basilisk's corpse shoots The Dragon Queen! (Peter Jackson) is swiftly resurrected, sent Corrupt for necromancy and shot by The Dragon Queen!

[9 Mar, 12:22 PM] The (allegedly dead) Phantom stalks people who might have been Beta 007 and Roadman, proving that the allegations of their death may not be entirely accurate...

[9 Mar, 10:01 AM] The Dragon Queen(Emma Booth) is thwarted in her attempts to seize ultimate power by killing Water Ghost!

[8 Mar, 18:40 PM] The (allegedly dead) Phantom(Joel Pearson)'s dastardly plot to kill The Dragon Queen ends in failure! The Dragon Queen shoots them in the back as they retreat, and goes Corrupt!

New on Friday, 8 March

[2 Feb, 23:03 PM] The Dragon Queen once again puts a price on her own head!

[8 Mar, 20:30 PM] the irony watches J.K.Rowling's Worst Nightmare, ironically...

[8 Mar, 12:55 PM] the irony obtains a tour of [REDACTED DEPARTMENT] but not a kill of Rick Grimes!

[8 Mar, 08:45 AM] Roko's Basilisk stabs an innocent Rick Grimes lookalike and goes Wanted!

[8 Mar, 18:15 PM] Kenku, Phoenix and Ouroboros go knocking on the door of Trumpington Village Hall, but meet with no success!

[7 Mar, 18:00 PM] J.K.Rowling's Worst Nightmare is wrong about where Kenku is lurking...

[7 Mar, 08:00 AM] J.K.Rowling's Worst Nightmare waits for Rick Grimes to emerge from their lair, but meets with no success...

[7 Mar, 06:00 AM] J.K.Rowling's Worst Nightmare stalks Kenku but can't find them!

New on Thursday, 7 March

[6 Mar, 08:45 AM] A great geopolitical conflict unfolds on [REDACTED STREET]: Communism (bane of capitalism and the greater of two evils) murders Capitalism (the scariest monster of them all) AKA Nero(Axel Agrawal)!

[7 Mar, 13:28 PM] full_html_<audio controls="controls"><source src="lent2024images/onlymp3.to - Buddy Holly Everyday-GMezwtB1oCU-192k-1709164062.mp3" type="audio/mpeg"></source></audio> goes looking for Kenku.

[7 Mar, 10:58 AM] Kenku attempts to find Rick Grimes

New on Wednesday, 6 March

[6 Mar, 01:34 AM] The Zoologist has some knowledge to share...

[5 Mar, 13:00 PM] the irony wanders around looking for Beta 007, Roadman, Lethal goblin and StirFriedNoodle, but can't find any of them. This is definitely ironic in some way.

[6 Mar, 00:31 AM] full_html_창귀 mourns the death of Penguinwithagun!

[5 Mar, 22:00 PM] Aarakocra and Ouroboros go looking for J.K.Rowling's Worst Nightmare, but retreat upon being unable to pass through a gate!

[5 Mar, 20:17 PM] Fulminata shoots the "innocent" who betrayed their raiding party, and goes Corrupt!

[5 Mar, 10:39 AM] Trumpington Village Hall pokes into the lair of Fyredel, but violence does not follow...

[2 Feb, 23:02 PM] Capitalism (the scariest monster of them all) tries to outbid J.K.Rowling's Worst Nightmare by offering twenty bars of chocolate for their death!

New on Tuesday, 5 March

[4 Mar, 21:45 PM] Fulminata(Arthur Chong), Penguinwithagun(Daniel Hill) and Starry Cokroach raid Rick Grimes's residence, but it ends poorly with two casualties for the would-be invaders!

New on Monday, 4 March

[4 Mar, 18:15 PM] Penguinwithagun lurks outside Rick Grimes's accommodation, but can't gain access!

[4 Mar, 15:50 PM] Penguinwithagun spots Rick Grimes, but fails to chase them down!

[4 Mar, 08:55 AM] full_html_창귀 quite literally backstabs the Corrupt The Dragon Queen(Emma Booth) and claims a bounty!

[3 Mar, 21:00 PM] infinitetriangle(Roksolana Ivanchuk ) is stabbed by Water Ghost!

[2 Mar, 19:00 PM] J.K.Rowling's Worst Nightmare tries again, but Capitalism (the scariest monster of them all) is well-defended!

[3 Mar, 09:30 AM] the irony's attempts at hunting are thwarted by a horde of innocent runners!

[3 Mar, 17:45 PM] J.K.Rowling's Worst Nightmare kills BennytheBean AKA fursealwithaslightlybettergun(Abi Crowdy)

[2 Feb, 22:32 PM] J.K.Rowling's Worst Nightmare continues the bidding war by offering sixteen bars of chocolate to the first person to kill Capitalism (the scariest monster of them all)!

[3 Mar, 18:40 PM] The Dragon Queen is chased by infinitetriangle

New on Sunday, 3 March

[3 Mar, 21:56 PM] full_html_<audio controls="controls"><source src="lent2024images/onlymp3.to - Buddy Holly Everyday-GMezwtB1oCU-192k-1709164062.mp3" type="audio/mpeg"></source></audio> slays CookieMonster(Aryan Bhuskute) and Kitsu-neigh(Olivia Du)

[3 Mar, 19:00 PM] Capitalism (the scariest monster of them all) and J.K.Rowling's Worst Nightmare have a shootout

[3 Mar, 11:30 AM] Kenku and Ouroboros go looking for full_html_<audio controls="controls"><source src="lent2024images/onlymp3.to - Buddy Holly Everyday-GMezwtB1oCU-192k-1709164062.mp3" type="audio/mpeg"></source></audio> but fail to kill them

[3 Mar, 00:00 AM] Six incompetent players who have done nothing all game are struck down by the wrath of the Immortal Umpires, and Open Season begins!

New on Saturday, 2 March

[2 Mar, 16:00 PM] Capitalism (the scariest monster of them all) lurks outside J.K.Rowling's Worst Nightmare's residence, but flees when spotted!

[2 Mar, 14:00 PM] J.K.Rowling's Worst Nightmare returns the favour by stalking Capitalism (the scariest monster of them all), but meets with no success!

[2 Mar, 08:15 AM] Capitalism (the scariest monster of them all) stalks J.K.Rowling's Worst Nightmare!

[2 Mar, 07:30 AM] J.K.Rowling's Worst Nightmare spots Capitalism (the scariest monster of them all) lurking around, and shoots their arm. Capitalism (the scariest monster of them all) retreats!

[2 Mar, 16:00 PM] No-one tries to kill The Dragon Queen...

[1 Mar, 13:00 PM] Elagabalus approaches Water Ghost (mortal incarnation #2) under a friendly guise then hurls a knife into their face

New on Friday, 1 March

[1 Mar, 21:30 PM] The last remnants of The Dragon Queen's sanity are destroyed...

[29 Feb, 22:15 PM] Roko's Basilisk, Alecto and the ghost of Phoenix hunt for CookieMonster and medusa65 without success!

[1 Mar, 12:10 PM] medusa65(Prateeti Saran) is shot in Trumpington Village Hall!

[1 Mar, 20:55 PM] ! MODO DE DUENDE !(Alex Read) is brutally murdered by a CookieMonster!

[29 Feb, 22:10 PM] Phoenix, Roko's Basilisk and Alecto go knocking on Fyredel's door. After an epic balcony duel Phoenix(Bertie Politi) is shot by Fyredel!

New on Thursday, 29 February

[29 Feb, 16:00 PM] J.K.Rowling's Worst Nightmare fails to find Fyredel, medusa65 and orphanage_runaway

[29 Feb, 16:45 PM] Nero slays Quantum killer but has his hand cut off by a sword

[29 Feb, 18:50 PM] Roko's Basilisk slays Anzu(Alasdair Harrison)

[28 Feb, 22:00 PM] full_html_<audio controls="controls"><source src="lent2024images/onlymp3.to - Buddy Holly Everyday-GMezwtB1oCU-192k-1709164062.mp3" type="audio/mpeg"></source></audio> and J.K.Rowling's Worst Nightmare attempt on Anzu, Kitsu-neigh, infinitetriangle, and SSB. full_html_<audio controls="controls"><source src="lent2024images/onlymp3.to - Buddy Holly Everyday-GMezwtB1oCU-192k-1709164062.mp3" type="audio/mpeg"></source></audio> and J.K.Rowling's Worst Nightmare also exchange fire with StirFriedNoodle

[28 Feb, 08:00 AM] BennytheBean attempts to kill Quantum killer , Kitsu-neigh, infinitetriangle and orphanage_runaway

New on Wednesday, 28 February

[2 Feb, 23:01 PM] The Dragon Queen puts a bounty on, uh, The Dragon Queen!

[28 Feb, 12:00 PM] the irony follows someone who might have been orphanage_runaway.

[28 Feb, 10:55 AM] Sultan Suleiman the Magnificent, Sovereign of The Sublime House of Osman, Sultan of Sultans, Khan of the Khans, Commander of the faithful and Successor of the Prophet of the lord of the Universe, Custodian of the Holy Cities of Mecca, Medina and Jerusalem, Caesar of Rome, Padishah of The Three Cities of Constantinople, Edirne and Bursa, and of the Cities of Damascus and Cairo, of all Azerbaijan, of the Maghreb, of Barkah, of Kairouan, of Alep, of the Arab and Persian Iraq, of Basra, of El Hasa strip, of Raqqa, of Mosul, of Parthia, of Diyar Bekr, of Cilicia, of the provinces of Erzurum, of Sivas, of Adana, of Karaman, of Van, of Barbaria, of Abyssinia, of Tunisia, of Tripoli, of Syria, of Cyprus, of Rhodes, of Crete, of the province of Peloponnese, of the Mediterranean Sea, the Black Sea, of Anatolia, of Rumelia, of Bagdad, of Kurdistan, of Greece, of Turkestan, of Tartary, of Circassia, of the two regions of Kabarda, of Georgia, of the steppe of Kipchaks, of the whole country of the Tatars, of Theodosia and of all the neighbouring regions, of Bosnia, of the City and Fort of Belgrade, of the province of Serbia, with all the castles and cities, of all Arnaut, of all Eflak and Moldavia, as well as all the dependencies and borders, and many others countries and cities. can't find infinitetriangle, but does have a message for certain former emperors...

[28 Feb, 10:00 AM] the irony goes looking for StirFriedNoodle but can only find The Dragon Queen!

[28 Feb, 13:16 PM] Lethal goblin shoots Daisy mae(Aless Catana) in the back!

[28 Feb, 12:03 PM] Cow Mangler II (Sebastian Walsh) is mangled by Water Ghost's knife!

[27 Feb, 22:53 PM] Saphyre and The Dragon Queen banish Melkor(Jason Chi) to the Timeless Void!

[27 Feb, 22:06 PM] Magical Creature Monster(Blaise Mo) brings a knife to a gun fight and is promptly shot by Water Ghost!

New on Tuesday, 27 February

[27 Feb, 17:45 PM] Kenku lies in wait hoping to ambush Medusa

[27 Feb, 09:57 AM] full_html_<audio controls="controls"><source src="lent2024images/driftveil_city.mp3" type="audio/mpeg"></source></audio> slays calgami (Abhik Ahuja) on their cycle

New on Monday, 26 February

[2 Feb, 23:00 PM] The Dystopiaverse Dragon wants Wanted and Incompetent players dead!

[26 Feb, 08:18 AM] The Phantom(Joel Pearson) is tragically slain by Elagabalus!

[25 Feb, 20:00 PM] BennytheBean and Capitalism (the scariest monster of them all) can't get to Alcina or Random Monkey!

[24 Feb, 21:25 PM] BennytheBean and Capitalism (the scariest monster of them all) attempt to betray and kill J.K.Rowling's Worst Nightmare.

[26 Feb, 09:52 AM] Another day, another failed attempt by The Dragon Queen to murder Water Ghost for cookies!

[26 Feb, 18:30 PM] Rick Grimes shoots Blue Fangs(Fahim Afzal) in the head, killing them instantly!

[26 Feb, 13:30 PM] Penguinwithagun, yet again, can't find BennytheBean!

[26 Feb, 13:24 PM] Capitalism (the scariest monster of them all) eliminates 0(Greg Rosenthal) from their equations!

[25 Feb, 23:16 PM] Random Monkey(Minghan Alex Yu) makes the mistake of loitering outside [redacted] and is stabbed by Water Ghost!

[24 Feb, 21:00 PM] Fyredel shoots a (not particularly innocent) innocent and goes Wanted!

New on Sunday, 25 February

[23 Feb, 17:00 PM] Penguinwithagun fails to find BennytheBean

New on Saturday, 24 February

[24 Feb, 18:30 PM] J.K.Rowling's Worst Nightmare goes hunting, but can't find any of Major-General Stanley, Quantum killer, Kitsu-neigh, StirFriedNoodle or CookieMonster, even with the help of Trumpington Village Hall for the last of those!

[24 Feb, 16:45 PM] Fulminata and Rick Grimes exchange fire near the latter's residence, with no casualties.

[24 Feb, 13:56 PM] StirFriedNoodle doesn't answer their door to Kenku!

[24 Feb, 10:05 AM] The Dragon Queen(Emma Booth) gets the right lecture this time... it's just a pity Water Ghost is more heavily armed!

[23 Feb, 19:16 PM] ! MODO DE DUENDE ! fails to find J.K.Rowling's Worst Nightmare, Alcina and orphanage_runaway!

New on Friday, 23 February

[23 Feb, 21:25 PM] Capitalism (the scariest monster of them all), "helped" by BennytheBean, stabs a pluckychicken(Katharine Gill)!

[23 Feb, 18:43 PM] Elagabalus can't locate the mysterious Melkor!

[23 Feb, 15:30 PM] fursealwithaslightlybettergun can't track down Penguinwithagun!

[22 Feb, 18:36 PM] Trumpington Village Hall tries to find Kitsu-neigh, but flees after attracting suspicion!

[23 Feb, 10:55 AM] The Dragon Queen's attempt to find Water Ghost and murder them for cookies ends in failure!

[21 Feb, 23:57 PM] full_html_<img src="lent2024images/raymond_quaza_small.png"></img> AKA full_html_<audio controls="controls"><source src="lent2024images/driftveil_city.mp3" type="audio/mpeg"></source></audio>(Benjamin Syiek) has some words about his encounter with The Zoologist, and the Guild is at last purged of their corruption!

New on Thursday, 22 February

[21 Feb, 19:17 PM] Nero slays Gorgon Zola(Kirsti Jones)!

[22 Feb, 12:00 PM] the irony ironically slays S0meting_W0ng(Daniel Mehr)

[22 Feb, 18:28 PM] Blue Fangs seeks to kill Medusa on sacred ground. This brings down the wrath of the umpires. Blue Fangs goes Wanted

New on Wednesday, 21 February

[20 Feb, 11:58 AM] The Dragon Queen sets Saphyre on Only letters, numbers and punctuation, this is all our software can handle! Will be used to hide your identity when you make reports. If you pick an inappropriate pseudonym the Umpires will choose a new one for you... that option is not recommended. Your answer(Reuben Price) finally purging their outrageously long pseudonym from existence

[21 Feb, 21:13 PM] Of all the wild creatures of Cambridge, there is none more terrifying than the fearsome Kompsky. full_html_<audio controls="controls"><source src="lent2024images/driftveil_city.mp3" type="audio/mpeg"></source></audio> proves this by defeating Ashen-Shugar(Thomas Brockett) in a shadow duel!

[2 Feb, 22:31 PM] full_html_<img src="lent2024images/raymond_quaza_small.png"></img> wants Water Ghost dead!

[20 Feb, 22:58 PM] full_html_<audio controls="controls"><source src="lent2024images/driftveil_city.mp3" type="audio/mpeg"></source></audio> speculates about penguins...

[21 Feb, 18:50 PM] Cow Mangler II makes the mistake of killing an innocent... during a society meeting... in front of Water Ghost... who they also illicitly shot... let's just say they're going Wanted!

[21 Feb, 19:10 PM] It seems Nero won't be dining on StirFriedNoodle today...

[21 Feb, 20:23 PM] Capitalism (the scariest monster of them all), with the help of BennytheBean, shoots TamilTigr(Shanjeev Mathialagan )!

[21 Feb, 18:20 PM] full_html_창귀 can't find Quantum killer or orphanage_runaway, but successfully kills Killer's corpse!

[21 Feb, 20:30 PM] BennytheBean, aided by Capitalism (the scariest monster of them all), murders Exolord (Saqib Ahmed )!

[21 Feb, 21:10 PM] BennytheBean and Capitalism (the scariest monster of them all) attack CookieMonster but BennytheBean is unable to chase the monster down!

[20 Feb, 21:41 PM] medusa65 fatally stabs Bruce Four-Scythes(Charlie Griffith)!

[21 Feb, 19:36 PM] Phoenix's purging flames destroy the troll who is sick of not having enough room for his milk in the fridge door(Chloe Coles-Smith)!

[21 Feb, 17:39 PM] full_html_<img src="lent2024images/raymond_quaza_small.png"></img> and The Zoologist sign a shadow contract!

[21 Feb, 16:00 PM] Water Ghost kills a Killer(Sophie Walker)!

New on Tuesday, 20 February

[19 Feb, 11:00 AM] the irony wonders around for a while looking for people to kill but finds none

[20 Feb, 17:17 PM] Aarakocra fails to find Aphrodite and Medusa

[17 Feb, 14:08 PM] Incobash: Trumpington Village Hall kills SSB(Sachin Bhogal) and deadfly (Vimal Kamath). The Dragon Queen proves Saphyre's status as the best dragon by killing Smaug(Nathan Jin ). Roko's Basilisk kills Neon God(Matthew Zhang),wrathofphoenix(Seun Ige ) and Samwise200(Rahul Sharma). The Phantom kills Water Ghost (mortal incarnation #1) and Ouroboros(Gianpaolo Ruju) earning the favour of the omnipotent umpires

[20 Feb, 09:57 AM] Phoenix slays Aphrodite (Olivia lawrence ) with a knife in the back

[19 Feb, 10:57 AM] infinitetriangle betrays and murders Dragon (these nuts)(Gabriel Poraj)!

[19 Feb, 14:36 PM] Betrayal is in the air today... Ouroboros and Aarakocra turn on and kill bingledorf(Mia Williams) and bungledorf(Sylvia Han) respectively!

[19 Feb, 16:50 PM] Penguinwithagun uses said gun to shoot Fire boy and water girl(Harris Wood )!

New on Monday, 19 February

[19 Feb, 13:03 PM] Elagabalus has a message for a fellow emperor...

New on Sunday, 18 February

[18 Feb, 22:00 PM] Penguinwithagun fails to find Rick Grimes at their abode

[18 Feb, 13:27 PM] Aarakocra makes an attempt on Multi-fairy-ate differential equations

[18 Feb, 16:53 PM] Trumpington Village Hall kills Multi-fairy-ate differential equations(Iris Creighton)

[17 Feb, 17:00 PM] Trumpington Village Hall slays full_html_<img src="lent2024images/raymond_quaza_small.png"></img> through a shadow contract. full_html_<img src="lent2024images/raymond_quaza_small.png"></img> is thus redeemed

[17 Feb, 21:50 PM] Penguinwithagun shoots Starry Cokroach(Eszter Szentivanyi) and Apex(Lois Reed-Davis) with a gun. Fulminata assists Penguinwithagun in their devious plan to seek revenge for past wrongs

[17 Feb, 22:00 PM] semipreciousgem27!(Beril Yediayli ) becomes a non-precious gem at the hands of Fulminata

[17 Feb, 18:34 PM] full_html_<audio controls="controls"><source src="lent2024images/driftveil_city.mp3" type="audio/mpeg"></source></audio> goes Corrupt for seeking to break the AU once more

New on Saturday, 17 February

[17 Feb, 23:41 PM] S0meting_W0ng goes Wanted for an incomplete address.

[17 Feb, 22:52 PM] Ashen-Shugar slays Songbird(Niamh Gallagher)

[17 Feb, 18:24 PM] Phoenix slays Pretty little unicorn (Jack murphy)

[17 Feb, 16:50 PM] Angry hamster(Eliza Powers) finds no opportunity to be angry as they are slain by Beta 007 with the help of Lethal goblin and Roadman

[17 Feb, 14:20 PM] Daisy mae rounds 006.9(John Gergen) down to 0

[17 Feb, 11:45 AM] Roko's Basilisk accepts aid from the Corrupt full_html_<img src="lent2024images/raymond_quaza_small.png"></img> to kill Gorlock(Kishan Zala)!

[17 Feb, 14:06 PM] The incompetency list goes live! Happy hunting everyone!

[17 Feb, 12:40 PM] semipreciousgem27! stabs TamilTigr with an illicit weapon and goes Wanted!

[17 Feb, 12:09 PM] Lethal goblin, Beta 007, Roadman and Daisy mae continue their hunt for kills and competency. Roadman fires a shot at TamilTigr, but misses!

[17 Feb, 11:56 AM] Lethal goblin, aided by Beta 007, Roadman and Daisy mae, goes knocking on S0meting_W0ng's door, which isn't opening!

[17 Feb, 12:00 PM] the irony fails to track down Angry hamster and Multi-fairy-ate differential equations!

[17 Feb, 12:21 PM] Lethal goblin, Beta 007 and Roadman make several more attempts, but fail in all of them and can't track down Capitalism (the scariest monster of them all)!

[16 Feb, 14:00 PM] The Dystopiaverse Dragon comes to Cambridge! It, and its arms full_html_<img src="lent2024images/raymond_quaza_small.png"></img> and The Dragon Queen, are slain by calgami , Phoenix, 0, theinvigilator and Roko's Basilisk, and full_html_<img src="lent2024images/raymond_quaza_small.png"></img> goes Corrupt for pushing the limits of The Dragon Queen's sanity too far!

[15 Feb, 06:21 AM] Trumpington Village Hall kills Suspicious Garden Gnome(Angelo Smith) in the village hall

[16 Feb, 00:14 AM] The Zoologist has a lesson in Cambridge fauna for you all...

[16 Feb, 22:04 PM] ! MODO DE DUENDE ! can't find Beta 007 or Rita's corpse!

New on Friday, 16 February

[16 Feb, 17:20 PM] pluckychicken can't find deadfly or Fyredel!

[16 Feb, 10:15 AM] infinitetriangle isn't responding to Kitsu-neigh's attempts to track them down...

[3 Feb, 10:00 AM] Kitsu-neigh cannot track down the mythical infinitetriangle!

[16 Feb, 09:07 AM] Aarakocra discovers that calgami isn't answering their door!

[16 Feb, 09:20 AM] hidden girlboss takes out Rita(Hiro Endo) and Haz(Holly Clarke) who were lurking outside their room!

[16 Feb, 09:07 AM] Crouching Moron (Imaan Malik) makes the mistake of leaving their room and is murdered by Haz with help from Rita!

New on Thursday, 15 February

[15 Feb, 09:00 AM] Roko's Basilisk seeks out Multi-fairy-ate differential equations and MashedPotato but finds neither.

[15 Feb, 16:15 PM] Penguinwithagun arrives at BennytheBean's abode but fails to find them

[15 Feb, 17:29 PM] Capitalism (the scariest monster of them all) offers up MashedPotato(Samuel Mashil) to the umpires thus being absolved on his sins

[15 Feb, 14:17 PM] Rick Grimes seeks out Smaug but to no avail

[15 Feb, 10:00 AM] Capitalism (the scariest monster of them all) driven by paranoia illicitly kills The Rouge Rogue(James Lane)

[15 Feb, 08:20 AM] BennytheBean kills Entropy(Raunaq Foridi)

New on Wednesday, 14 February

[14 Feb, 15:00 PM] Is it good news for Lethal goblin and Pretty little unicorn that they can't find S0meting_W0ng?

[14 Feb, 13:29 PM] There's no Dragon (these nuts) in Trumpington Village Hall, much to the latter's dismay!

[11 Feb, 19:30 PM] Suspicious Garden Gnome suspiciously slays hedgehog2emperor(Frances Archibald).

[13 Feb, 11:50 AM] Roko's Basilisk seeks out Multi-fairy-ate differential equations only to be surprised in turn by their mathematical complexity

New on Tuesday, 13 February

[12 Feb, 10:58 AM] Roko's Basilisk drives Sthenno(Rebecca Millar) into insanity

[13 Feb, 23:36 PM] Vendetta now known as full_html_<img src="lent2024images/raymond_quaza_small.png"></img> has an announcement to make

[13 Feb, 22:24 PM] Suspicious Garden Gnome is suspicious about Capitalism (the scariest monster of them all). Perhaps a bit too suspicious: Suspicious Garden Gnome goes Wanted

[13 Feb, 18:55 PM] Ambushing from a bush Last Son (Bilal Fareed) and The The Rouge Rogue catch a big one, avenging The Dark Brotherhood and taking out Vendetta (Benjamin Syiek)! Only one makes it out alive...

[13 Feb, 12:36 PM] 14 cygnets, business days tuesday and friday informs Themself(Ruairidh Williams) that today is a business day before striking them down

[13 Feb, 15:30 PM] Penguinwithagun also fails to find BennytheBean

[13 Feb, 13:00 PM] Penguinwithagun fails to find hedgehog2emperor

[12 Feb, 14:41 PM] The Crouching Moron crouches on top of TalkingTomTheCat(Naythan Win Aung) with the help of the litch and hidden girlboss

[13 Feb, 00:28 AM] Vendetta has some words for Ashen-Shugar

New on Sunday, 11 February

[9 Feb, 18:00 PM] Ashen-Shugar (Thomas Brockett) is illicitly slain by Vendetta and his Chillet! Vendetta goes Wanted! (Snowy is let off for being cute.)

[8 Feb, 14:30 PM] the spiller of some blood spills the blood of sachinbhogal(Wentao Huang) and barely escapes from being turned into instant noodle at the hands of StirFriedNoodle

[11 Feb, 18:55 PM] Herensuge(Becky T) attacks the base of the criminal Vendetta, and is murdered by the adorable Snowy!

[11 Feb, 16:01 PM] The final stop on Ouroboros, Aarakocra , bingledorf and bungledorf's quest is the college where CookieMonster lurks, but yet again they won't open their door!

[11 Feb, 15:31 PM] Ouroboros, Aarakocra , bingledorf and bungledorf are turned away by the guards before reaching Smaug!

[11 Feb, 15:15 PM] The Dragon Queen spots Ouroboros, Aarakocra , bingledorf and bungledorf as they fail to make it through the fortifications of [ANOTHER REDACTED COLLEGE] to reach Aphrodite

[11 Feb, 15:00 PM] The adventures of Ouroboros, Aarakocra , bingledorf and bungledorf continue! Roadman seems to have doorbell problems this time...

[11 Feb, 14:45 PM] After failing to enter [REDACTED COLLEGE], Ouroboros, Aarakocra , bingledorf and bungledorf successfully make it into [DIFFERENT REDACTED COLLEGE] and Aarakocra swoops down and kills bobthebuilder(Mihir Abbineni)!

[11 Feb, 14:15 PM] Ouroboros, Aarakocra , bingledorf and bungledorf form a truce and go hunting together! Multi-fairy-ate differential equations isn't opening their door...

New on Friday, 9 February

[1 Feb, 01:00 AM] Vendetta is offering cookies for kills and reports!

[8 Feb, 18:47 PM] Vendetta wants you to meet a friend.

New on Thursday, 8 February

[8 Feb, 10:07 AM] gorgonzola(sophie ring) is crushed under the merciless gears of Capitalism (the scariest monster of them all)

New on Wednesday, 7 February

[7 Feb, 16:58 PM] medusa65's snakes fatally bite Ardenne(Billy Laws)!

New on Tuesday, 6 February

[6 Feb, 23:34 PM] The Rouge Rogue sinks his dagger into the heart of Fire Emoji(Jesse Wilson )

New on Monday, 5 February

[5 Feb, 10:57 AM] 14 cygnets, business days tuesday and friday immediately redeem themselves by killing the actual manic pixie dream frog(Moss North). Alecto(Sophie Connell) tries to stab manic pixie dream frog but also dies to 14 cygnets, business days tuesday and friday!

[5 Feb, 10:55 AM] 14 cygnets, business days tuesday and friday, aided by Capitalism (the scariest monster of them all), set out to kill a manic pixie dream frog but instead attack an innocent and go Wanted!

New on Sunday, 4 February

[4 Feb, 17:21 PM] manic pixie dream frog stabs Apophis(Ahmed Tayee), who wasn't one of their targets. manic pixie dream frog goes Wanted!

[3 Feb, 20:30 PM] Apophis sinks their fangs into Cu Chulainn(Taylor McGrath)

New on Saturday, 3 February

[3 Feb, 13:30 PM] Apophis lays in ambush to pierce their fangs into Cu Chulainn. The great serpent strikes upon their target only to have a door slammed in their face

[3 Feb, 20:40 PM] Apophis swallows 30-50 Feral Hogs(Alessandra Laird) whole

[3 Feb, 08:11 AM] The game is live and will begin at 10am! The Dragon Queen and Water Ghost wish you good luck and happy hunting!

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