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New on Saturday, 11 February
[
11 Feb, 16:00 PM]
Rosiefromqueens has difficulty finding Captain Molly Morgagni from [UNSPECIFIED COLLEGE]
[
11 Feb, 18:30 PM]
The end is now for Benjamin Gill (The end is nigh), but not for The Chocolatier
[
11 Feb, 16:30 PM]
Andrew Buchan (Deathophilia) loves death. So much he got Meetball to kill him
[
11 Feb, 17:55 PM]
This pseudonym was not made up by the umpire. Martin Chan (FBKBGITPERFTCQ) was not able to take out his target before dying.
[
10 Feb, 21:30 PM]
Kiwi eating panda robs Madeleine (Maddie) Sharman (Anna Scheele) for her kiwis
New on Friday, 10 February
[
9 Feb, 18:00 PM]
Shluf and FBKBGITPERFTCQ don't lose their work to the Blue Scream of Death
[
10 Feb, 18:00 PM]
Jar Jar Binks visits an unspecified college to seek the mysterious assassin Alex Jackman, Fitzwilliam College
New on Thursday, 9 February
[
9 Feb, 13:15 PM]
Arcas commits Gregory (Greg) Weir (The Shogun of Genocide)-cide
[
9 Feb, 11:05 AM]
Error: FBKBGITPERFTCQ not found. He avoids being faced with the Blue Scream of Death
New on Wednesday, 8 February
[
8 Feb, 20:45 PM]
Manfred Von Karma takes objection to Toby Crisford (Dave)
[
7 Feb, 23:00 PM]
3OH!3 sang Don't Trust Me. Jakub Sanak (Kuba) (303) shouldn't have trusted Kronos. (Yes, I'm getting desperate for headlines here)
[
8 Feb, 10:30 AM]
Brendan Clifford (The Monty Python (Python M. Ridiculus)) expected the Spanish Inquisition. They didn't expect Arcas
[
7 Feb, 23:20 PM]
The Chocolatier's treats are a little too sweet for Ben Webb (Pinkie Pie)
[
7 Feb, 17:00 PM]
Arcas enjoys a Carolyn Barker (Vodka Mutini). Shaken AND stirred.
New on Monday, 6 February
[
6 Feb, 18:00 PM]
Diamond would rather be at Oxford than at Mark Brown (St. John's College, Cambridge)
[
6 Feb, 11:55 AM]
First blood! And by blood I mean the tasty filling of Matthew Morgan (A Malicious Pastry), consumed by an Owen Cundy (Old Mountain Man), who was then outsmarted by a tacticallemon
[
6 Feb, 13:00 PM]
No quantity of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters could prepare Benjamin Lai (Zaphod Beeblebrox) for Storm:Wolf!
New on Sunday, 5 February
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