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Monday, 6 February

[02:00 AM] The game begins! (I just lost the game)

[11:55 AM] First blood! And by blood I mean the tasty filling of Matthew Morgan (A Malicious Pastry), consumed by an Owen Cundy (Old Mountain Man), who was then outsmarted by a tacticallemon

[13:00 PM] No quantity of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters could prepare Benjamin Lai (Zaphod Beeblebrox) for Storm:Wolf!

[18:00 PM] Diamond would rather be at Oxford than at Mark Brown (St. John's College, Cambridge)

Tuesday, 7 February

[14:00 PM] Someone hasn't read the rules

[17:00 PM] Arcas enjoys a Carolyn Barker (Vodka Mutini). Shaken AND stirred.

[23:00 PM] 3OH!3 sang Don't Trust Me. Jakub Sanak (Kuba) (303) shouldn't have trusted Kronos. (Yes, I'm getting desperate for headlines here)

[23:20 PM] The Chocolatier's treats are a little too sweet for Ben Webb (Pinkie Pie)

Wednesday, 8 February

[10:00 AM] Dave scores a touchdown against Edward Kay-Coles (QB)

[10:05 AM] Charlotte Kane (CK) meets Meetball

[10:30 AM] Brendan Clifford (The Monty Python (Python M. Ridiculus)) expected the Spanish Inquisition. They didn't expect Arcas

[20:45 PM] Manfred Von Karma takes objection to Toby Crisford (Dave)

Thursday, 9 February

[11:05 AM] Error: FBKBGITPERFTCQ not found. He avoids being faced with the Blue Scream of Death

[13:15 PM] Arcas commits Gregory (Greg) Weir (The Shogun of Genocide)-cide

[15:00 PM] The end is nigh, but not that nigh for The Chocolatier

[17:55 PM] Kronos eludes Anna Scheele

[18:00 PM] Shluf and FBKBGITPERFTCQ don't lose their work to the Blue Scream of Death

Friday, 10 February

[10:30 AM] Some Weir_Doe takes out Melanie Mertesdorf (Verdandi)

[18:00 PM] Jar Jar Binks visits an unspecified college to seek the mysterious assassin Alex Jackman, Fitzwilliam College

[18:15 PM] Someone tries to find morn riots. In the evening.

[20:45 PM] Siqi Ding (pi-pie) gets caught up in morn riots

[21:30 PM] Kiwi eating panda robs Madeleine (Maddie) Sharman (Anna Scheele) for her kiwis

[22:00 PM] Tudor Balan (Kronos) gets red on him after meeting Mr Pink

Saturday, 11 February

[10:00 AM] A Weir_Doe tries to find a Krazy person

[16:00 PM] Rosiefromqueens has difficulty finding Captain Molly Morgagni from [UNSPECIFIED COLLEGE]

[16:30 PM] Andrew Buchan (Deathophilia) loves death. So much he got Meetball to kill him

[17:55 PM] This pseudonym was not made up by the umpire. Martin Chan (FBKBGITPERFTCQ) was not able to take out his target before dying.

[18:30 PM] The end is now for Benjamin Gill (The end is nigh), but not for The Chocolatier

[20:00 PM] Nathaniel Williams avoids Jar Jar Binks. Lucky him.

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