| Name | Address | College | Water Status | Notes | Letters | Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Philip Bielby | 14 Marfield Court, Arbury Road | Gonville and Caius | No Water | I shall attend CUSFS and Sheila if they are occurring this week... I will be in your base, killing your dudes anyway. I may send some more such details later. I don't live too far away (20 mins walk from Gt.St. Mary's). Do not make any attempts on my life at or near my place of work. Do not even lurk near by to follow me and kill me when I have moved outof the vicinity. This means you. I am srs :-[ | 2 | 221 |
| Ben Weaver | AA28 | Pembroke | Full Water | This space intentionally left blank | 6 | 202 |
| Jacob Samuel "Jake" Corteen, MA | T03 | Fitzwilliam | Water With Care | Please do not shoot my girlfriend. She is female, beardless and a lot shorter than me (woof). | 14 | 138 |
| Emma Nash | B12 Old Block | New Hall | Water With Care | What? I don't like furries... No really I don't. | 4 | 122 |
| Amelia Booth | T4, Ashby Court | Clare | Water with Care | I'm going to be in London overnight on Friday 7th, and I'm going home on the final Friday before the game ends. If you see me carrying large, society-related equipment (should be obvious) or a pile of folders, I will be out of bounds. I feel that any potential assassins should also know that Micky is a furry. I want his fur covered babies. | 2 | 98 |
| Alicia Danks | V10 Library Court | Jesus | Water With Care | I'm a furry... I mean a fairy, yes one of the nice things in fairy boxers | 2 | 89 |
| Michael Donaghy | B5 Burrels | Twinity | No Water | 10 | 74 | |
| Philip Hubbard | I13 | Robinson | Water With Care | I am not lol Tom Wooten lol | 10 | 64 |
| Christian Fletcher Warran | Cambridge: 18a Newmarket Road, Upper Flat, Cambridge London: First Floor Flat, 716 Holloway Road, London, N19 3NH | UCL | No Water | We shall arrive in Cambridge at around 9pm on Friday evening, and depart at around 5pm on Sunday, and have been ordered by the phearsome (but delicious) Umpire that I must touch his 'door' at approximately 1pm each day we are there. The flat does not belong to us, so do not try to shoot people who is not me. Also rawr. | 9 | 50 |
| Steve McCann | 58 Topper Street | Ex-Kings | No Water | Can be occasionally found at OH 125 Newnham College, where occasionally means practically all the time.I am awesome, hear me roar, rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!! | 4 | 40 |
| Michael Wallace lol MA rofl PhD | Cambridge: 18a Newmarket Road, Upper Flat, Cambridge. London:First Floor Flat, 716 Holloway Road, London, N19 3NH | Twinity | No Water | We shall arrive in Cambridge at around 9pm on Friday evening, and depart at around 5pm on Sunday, and have been ordered by the phearsome (but delicious) Umpire that I must touch his 'door' at approximately 1pm each day we are there. The flat does not belong to us, so do not try to shoot people who is not me. Oh yeah, and I'm fearsome, and stuff. | 2 | 26 |
| Callum Rhodes | Y3 North Court | Emmanuel | No Water | Running with scissors is dangerous... Unless they are labelled !spoon"! | 6 | 23 |
| Simon Abernethy | L3 | Emmanuel College | No Water | I like pool | 5 | 21 |
| Simeon Bird | 38 Panton Street, Room 5 | Pembroke | Full Water in whole house | Please do not shoot my girlfriend as this may cause an ontological crisis. I am a PhD student, so my office is out of bounds. | 7 | 20 |
| Anna Kalorkoti | Library Court II Room 7 | Jesus | No Water | Don't poison me with anything non-vegetarian | 4 | 7 |
| James Brister | E5 Wolfston Building | Trinity | No Water | I am not a gelatanous cube | 6 | 6 |
| Yuan Cao 'when' Zhang | 49B | Churchill | No Water | I rock at scrabble. Plus I just bought a bunch of bananas. | 5 | 0 |
| Liam Mencel | M3 Blue Boar | Trinity | No Water | *insert unspecified rubbish pile here* | 4 | 0 |
| Oli Stratford | O14 Blue Boar | Trinity | Water With Care | Please poison me with a nice G&T | 3 | 0 |
| Beth English | S12 | Clare | Water With Care | Beth was passed out when this was submitted and so may be inaccurate. Your mother is doing it wrong. | 5 | 0 |