| Name: | Martin O'Leary |
| E-mail: | mewo2@srcf.ucam.org |
| College: | St John's |
| Address: | A2, North Court |
| Water Weapons Status: | No Water |
| Notes: | Doesn't go to lectures. Immortal, anyway. |
| Bounties offered: | None |
| Name: | Your Humble Servant, Mr Umpire |
| Role: | Umpire |
| Description: | He Who Is Not Worthy Of Processing Your Reports. |